The Un-lure of Aus.

[Big Dave]

So, yer stuck with me for a while longer.

Whilst it's true I have the stars of warburton and the eureka flag tattooed on my shoulders and will never change my allegiences on the sports field, I'll take you blokes up on the great hospitality a bit longer thanks.

Firstly my PM is so out of f***ing touch that he doesn't know who Bono is!
http://www.smh.com.au/news/music/howard-happy-to-meet-bono--but-who-is-he/2006/11/07/1162661675964.html
I'm not going home while that dickhead is in power.

Secondly - all the places on the continent that I like to live are in the throes of the worst droughts in 1000 (one thousand) years. The place is drier than a dead dingo's donger. crispy and brown or the Coromandel? Ha! pAss the goretex and hipora thanks.

And finally the co-pilot has a new gig as a COO of a bunch of health facilities with a 5 year plan of industry domination.

Stranded in Paradise too. Might have to dick around with motorcycles or something.

bd

[Pwalo]

You make it sound as if it's a bad thing not to know who St Bono is. Guess we'll have to let you stay after such a brown nose effort.

How's the Buell behaving?

[Big Dave]

You make it sound as if it's a bad thing not to know who St Bono is. Guess we'll have to let you stay after such a brown nose effort.

How's the Buell behaving?

or I could just piss off!

XB12X is 1 year old and the best all round motorcycle for a tall person - ever.
huge buckets of fun and maintainence free.

[Flyingpony]

Welcome to staying longer in NZ!

Congrats on your co-pilot's new job, but what is a COO?

I heard that in Aussie everybody is advised to limit their showers to three minutes in duration ... the aim is for each person to sing those specially written three minute songs in the shower and when they've finished singing, times up. Now to find that broken vinyl LP record...

[Hitcher]

A COO is a Chief Operating Officer. Somebody who one salutes!

[Squeak the Rat]

If I had a rich missus I'd stay where ever she told me to!

[Blackbird]

Us Coromandel-ites are keen to keep pollution off the Peninsula. I hope that Hardly Ableson motor doesn't leak like a seive?:innocent:

[Big Dave]

If I had a rich missus I'd stay where ever she told me to!

Well, yes, she's the one who brought us here, well, South Auckland Health brought her here and the kids and I tagged along.

I've course I've gone completely shithouse in NZ and have to content myself Art directing magazines, testing bikes and hanging around bike shops and bikers.

Such a trial.

[Oscar]

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I've course I've gone completely ghey in NZ and have to content myself Art directing magazines, sponging off KR and hanging around gay bars and felching bikers.

Such a trial.

Fixed
Hehehehe...

[riffer]

good on yer mate.

[Big Dave]

Fixed
Hehehehe...


Do I need to remind you I have photos of you in a 'compromised' position under a certain Austrian lately.
Blackmail's an ugly word Oscar.

Mind you they aren't as bad as the ones you've got of stretch!

[The_Dover]

I heard that in Aussie everybody is advised to limit their showers to three minutes in duration ...

LIMIT? I'd think they'd be lucky to know what a shower is!! dirty convicts.

[Oscar]

Do I need to remind you I have photos of you in a 'compromised' position under a certain Austrian lately.
Blackmail's an ugly word Oscar.

Mind you they aren't as bad as the ones you've got of stretch!

Blackmail is an ugly word (and so is "Labour Gummint").
Problem is - you can't see my face.
It could be anyone's arse....

[slimjim]

A COO is a Chief Operating Officer. Somebody who one salutes!

whom His Wifey ?
and what fucking limits, O willy know's what a limit is, :kick:

[dickytoo]

Well, yes, she's the one who brought us here, well, South Auckland Health brought her here and the kids and I tagged along.

I've course I've gone completely shithouse in NZ and have to content myself Art directing magazines, testing bikes and hanging around bike shops and bikers.

Such a trial.

small world, i used to work for SAH about 10 years ago in the IT area.

I'm in Oz at the moment planning a move back to good old enzed. the water shortage is a concern. they reckon even melbourne is facing shortages as well. WA is getting pretty bone dry.

besides, them ozzies speak funny!

[Oscar]

small world, i used to work for SAH about 10 years ago in the IT area.

I'm in Oz at the moment planning a move back to good old enzed. the water shortage is a concern. they reckon even melbourne is facing shortages as well. WA is getting pretty bone dry.

besides, them ozzies speak funny!

Yeahnoyeah....

[Big Dave]

Yeahnoyeah....

Yeahnoyeah....eh. !

[Oscar]

Yeahnoyeah....eh. !

NotevenEhore....

[chris]

Fixed
Hehehehe...

Your 'fixed' now adorns the office crapper wall.

[Oscar]

Your 'fixed' now adorns the office crapper wall.


The truth is a bewdyful thing.
Always pleased to help.

[Big Dave]

The truth is a bewdyful thing.
Always pleased to help.


Prepare for 'payback'.

[Oscar]

Prepare for 'payback'.

Bring it on....

You couldnae do any worse than McPhee. He used an "interesting" pic of me as caption competition for three months (the preeck).

[Hitcher]

Enough of these Aussie bonding rituals before we have to suffer interminable choruses of Khe Sahn.

[Big Dave]

Enough of these Aussie bonding rituals before we have to suffer interminable choruses of Khe Sahn.

well it's better than loyal?

(ducks):dodge:

[crashe]

Awwwwwwww Big Dave......... we really don't mind keeping you here in New Zealand Mate... cos you are one of the nice Australians around...