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The_Dover
9th November 2006, 13:39
First they go and do baa baa ethnic minority sheep and now this

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/6120664.stm

what next? Humpty Dumpty forced to wear full leathers, helmet and back protector by OSH nazis????
Bend-it
9th November 2006, 13:51
Titanium reinforcements for any tree from which a baby might be rocking in a cradle. Also harness and hard hat at all times for the baby.
ManDownUnder
9th November 2006, 14:27
Did I miss something? The link points to an eye/sight restorative process (interesting too)
The_Dover
9th November 2006, 14:29
yeah, they restored the sight of the three blind mice.

bastards.
McJim
9th November 2006, 14:35
3 visually impaired but recovering mice
3 visually impaired but recovering mice
See how they run
See how they run
They all ran after the lab technician
Who repaired their eysight but what a mission!
Did you hear the like since that Nuclear Fission
3 visually impaired but recovering mice
3 visually impaired but recovering mice
Swoop
9th November 2006, 16:49
Titanium reinforcements for any tree from which a baby might be rocking in a cradle. Also harness and hard hat at all times for the baby.

WHAT??? No hi-viz vest?????????
Flatcap
10th November 2006, 07:53
What about their tails that the farmers wife cut off? Anyone bother to re-attach those? Hmm?? thought not..

And then they would all have to attend a Restorative Justice session, while the farmers wife would blame it on her deprived upbringing and resultant P addiction
McJim
10th November 2006, 07:56
And then they would all have to attend a Restorative Justice session, while the farmers wife would blame it on her deprived upbringing and resultant P addiction

Don't joke about it man - I'm addicted to P - every 5 pints I need to go for one.
Flatcap
10th November 2006, 08:01
Don't joke about it man - I'm addicted to P - every 5 pints I need to go for one.

Christ - for a minute there I thought you were going to say you were one of those weirdos who drink urine for the health benefits
Skyryder
10th November 2006, 08:02
Titanium reinforcements for any tree from which a baby might be rocking in a cradle. Also harness and hard hat at all times for the baby.

Don't forget about the safty net.


Skyryder


PS They found the key for Grandfather's clock.
Big Dave
10th November 2006, 09:14
What's the best thing about a 'P' habbit?


Only 2 sleeps till christmas!
McJim
10th November 2006, 09:20
Christ - for a minute there I thought you were going to say you were one of those weirdos who drink urine for the health benefits

Dinnae be daft - I don't drink urine for the health benefits! I drink urine coz it tastes great!:rofl:
gijoe1313
10th November 2006, 09:32
Dinnae be daft - I don't drink urine for the health benefits! I drink urine coz it tastes great!:rofl:

I think with McJim, his beer to blood levels just makes for recycling of the malt/hops product!
Big Dave
10th November 2006, 10:14
Dinnae be daft - I don't drink urine for the health benefits! I drink urine coz it tastes great!:rofl:

yer takin the piss
ManDownUnder
10th November 2006, 10:16
yer takin the piss

and talkin' shite, which makes me wonder if he likes chocolate
McJim
10th November 2006, 10:25
and talkin' shite, which makes me wonder if he likes chocolate

Aw c'mon - I don't take shit from anyone! :killingme:
ManDownUnder
10th November 2006, 10:32
Aw c'mon - I don't take shit from anyone! :killingme:

fair doos (as opposed to doggy ones...)
McJim
10th November 2006, 10:39
fair doos (as opposed to doggy ones...)

Could be opposed to brunette doos.

Is it just me or has this thread turned to shite? RIP 3 blind mice the nursery rhyme.