hXc involved in accident

[hXc]

Well last night, I was at a local show (gig/concert) and was just being stupid, as I normally do. I was leap frogging some parking metres when one decided that it would magically grow taller, as I went to jump it. This of course, landed the metre into my nether regions, flipped me forward and landed me face first on the road.

The result: A very sore face, 9 stitches (In top lip and forehead), majorly swollen lip and a huge egg on my forehead. Also, a fair bit of road rash on face, shoulder and knee.

The moral of the story: Not a good way to spend a Saturday night, or a Sunday morning when I'm hungry and can't eat. Always wear leathers and a helmet, boots too.

Note to self: Don't try and jump parking metres when shorts hang a bit low in the crotch - ends up nasty.

Possibly some pics to come.

[Colapop]

Yehaa!! Nothing like being young and impetuous! :yes: Something to look back and smile about - three sore nuts (two down, one up)

[hXc]

Surprisingly, I think it was just the crotch of the pants that hit it, because there's only one sore nut here.

[Colapop]

...or there's not alot there to hurt yet!! :rofl: :rofl:

[gijoe1313]

Sounds like a classic comedy moment for onlookers! :doh: Ah well, being young and dumb - you'll heal up fast! Heaven knows, guys are all culpable of those silly spur of the moment things :innocent:

So, can't even wear the ol'lid to ride? Owee ow ow ... :sick: Anyway, thanks for sharing and I'll make sure not to wear loose low rider shorts when jumping the meters! :yes:

[hXc]

You're a cunt. It's makin' me laugh, and it hurts to laugh.

And to those who want to know, the parking meter shall be dealt with accordingly, once I get into a normal state.

[Colapop]

Bwhahahaha!! Young dumb and full of ... bumps...

Come on, get with pics, unco-boy!

[Indiana_Jones]

*waits for the video with the Benny Hill theme*

lol :D

-Indy

[Edbear]

HAd me worrried when I read the title, but a relief to know you're okay.

Believe me, what you did was quite "normal" for your age and gender!!!:third:

Don't be too hard on the parking meters, though, as it was your own dumb fault, LOL!!!:doh:

[Colapop]

You should try jumping bollards (get someone ready with a camcorder or videophone first!)

[Mrs Busa Pete]

My first thoughts where you came across that teacher again.Hope you hell quick also hope you can still make youngatart a grandmother

[hXc]

No vids, but these nasty pics. Sorry they're not great, took them myself and I'm not the most enthusiastic or attractive lookin' fella at the moment.

[Colapop]

Heyb. Whab are youb fellabs lookinb atb?

You could try out for the rere-make of Fat Albert! Classy...

[gijoe1313]

Wheee doggy! Those are some lumps! Try not to add any more for a little whee while right?

So, what will be your next stunt once you've healed over the owee ow ows? Today, I smashed my thumb with a hammer ... did that ad thing where I swore silently loud (Grandma was nearby!)

[hXc]

The guy who said someone should call an ambo, he had a cast on his arm and told me to read it. It said, "Humans are not made to fly, fuck!" He hit a trampoline at about 40km/h on a scooter.

And for my next performance, hopefully it'll be something that doesn't hurt as much.

[crashe]

Surprisingly, I think it was just the crotch of the pants that hit it, because there's only one sore nut here.

What you have only got one nut........ oh dear....


I am sure your parents (Yungatart and MSTRS) are happy at the moment as you wont be making them grandparents just yet....

Saw the pics..... a tad nasty but they will heal up good...
No more leapfrogging ok...

[hXc]

Surprisingly, I think it was just the crotch of the pants that hit it, because there's only one sore nut here.
Hmmm, seems as if this comment didn't make sense to people. I was meaning that my go-nads/balls/nuts/whatever else you want to call them, didn't hit the parking meter. Just the pants. So one sore nut = head.

[Sketchy_Racer]

bugger dude....

I had a dumb moment last night as well....

I was having fun doing back filps off a bank into a sand dune...

It was cool untill i screwed it up and landed on a piece of concrete in the sand....

My wrist is looking somewhat swollen....not to mention sore

Mum says i ahve to go to the doctor... but i cbf.....

[Colapop]

I thought "one sore nut" just meant you is a crazy mofo...

[hXc]

My wrist is looking somewhat swollen....not to mention sore
Left or right handed? Left or right hand? Hmmm. . .Ouch!

[hXc]

I thought "one sore nut" just meant you is a crazy mofo...
Yeah that too. I reckon that about now, I'd make even Freddy Crugar (sp?) look damn sexy.

[Zukin]

I read the title and thought of you guys stranded somewhere on the Napier Wairoa road :shit:

Luckily it wasnt motorcycle related

Just a teenage incident :gob:
Good luck and I told you " the drummer from Def Leppard only had one arm!!"
Not one nut you silly lad :laugh:

[Sketchy_Racer]

Left or right handed? Left or right hand? Hmmm. . .Ouch!

Its my right wrist and im left handed.

SO it's ok. My jizzin.... errr i mean my writing hand is still perfectly fine :sunny:

[trumpy]

..........attractive lookin' fella at the moment.

You were attractive before the accident...??:nya:

Been there done that, and if you are anything like I was at your age you'll probably do it (or something similar) a time or two again just to keep your parents on their toes! Heal quick mate.

[hXc]

You were attractive before the accident...??:nya: You'll keep mate. You'll keep.


Been there done that, and if you are anything like I was at your age you'll probably do it (or something similar) a time or two again just to keep your parents on their toes! Heal quick mate.

Yeah, of course I will. It's part of bein' young and dumb and. . .

[Hawkeye]

Oh to be young and impetuous! That looks painful. Heal fast. And next time - Make sure someone has the video camera ready first :rofl:

[hXc]

The girl who accompanied me in the ambulance (who happens to be my ex-girlfriend. . .Hmmm?!) said that she saw the whole thing happen, turned 'round and cracked up laughing, but then got serious when I wasn't getting up.

I started to close my eyes and everyone started clicking and gently hitting me, telling me to stay awake. I didn't get knocked out, but maybe it would have been easier if I did.

[hXc]

shit man, you look like an islander with those lips!!
My reply: Yeah man, a true black cunt I am.

[yungatart]

We have told him countless times about the dangers of leaping parking meters (note correct spelling, lad!) but of course, he doesn't listen, does he??
And now he's gone and got scars on his face....hopefully he has learned at least this lesson, but I suspect he has a few more to learn yet..
I hate it when males aren't well - they moan and groan so much, sheesh, get over it.
Its back to being chauffered around in Mum's taxi for a few days for him

[crashe]

We have told him countless times about the dangers of leaping parking meters (note correct spelling, lad!) but of course, he doesn't listen, does he??
And now he's gone and got scars on his face....hopefully he has learned at least this lesson, but I suspect he has a few more to learn yet..
I hate it when males aren't well - they moan and groan so much, sheesh, get over it.
Its back to being chauffered around in Mum's taxi for a few days for him

Nah make him walk or he gets his pushbike back out again...

But if you have to taxi him around charge him like a taxi driver does... :whistle:

If he moans and groans, put him and his bed out in the garage for a week... so that you dont have to listen to him... :rofl:

[hXc]

And now he's gone and got scars on his face....hopefully he has learned at least this lesson, but I suspect he has a few more to learn yet..
Yeah, but chicks dig scars, apparently. . .

[Hitcher]

I was leap frogging some parking metres when one decided that it would magically grow taller, as I went to jump it. This of course, landed the metre into my nether regions, flipped me forward and landed me face first on the road.

They're parking meters, young Zac. One should never attempt to jump something one can't spell.

[Black Bandit]

Heal fast matey, did it go something like this? :dodge:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/277268/the_tragic_bicycle_accident_be_careful/

[hXc]

They're parking meters, young Zac. One should never attempt to jump something one can't spell.
It was the fall, Sir. Honest, did something to my (lack of) brains.

[kiwifruit]

far kin ell mate!
get well soon eh ;)

[McJim]

They're parking meters, young Zac. One should never attempt to jump something one can't spell.

Thought he was using wit to indicate they were 1000mm in height.

At least:
a/ Spada is undamaged
b/ You've learned that faces are not to be used as brakes
c/ Neither are bollocks (Although it would be interesting if you refered to your brakes as a load of balls!)
d/ It looks like someone finally punched you good looking!:rofl:

Seriously mate - glad you're not more badly injured - heal soon!

[hXc]

Solids are a no-go at the moment, I can't open my mouth enough. Has anyone got any ideas of what I could drink, that would replace food?

[MSTRS]

..... as you wont be making them grandparents just yet....
....

Better not. He's too young and there's already four (and a half-cooked one) of the little ankle biters courtesy of hXc's older siblings

[MattRSK]

You are short!

[MSTRS]

Solids are a no-go at the moment, I can't open my mouth enough. Has anyone got any ideas of what I could drink, that would replace food?

Get. Out. Of. My. Whisky. Cupboard.

[hXc]

Get. Out. Of. My. Whisky. Cupboard.
Remember father, laughing hurts. I'll get you back.

[Scorpygirl]

Blimey Zac that looks a nasty one!!! :shit: Take care of yourself and remember parking meters are not for leaping over!!! Hugz!!!

[BuFfY]

I hope your OK sweetpea

Guess it shows you not to be a silly boy!

Make sure you rest lots this week and make your parent run around for you

[yungatart]

Make sure you rest lots this week and make your parent run around for you

Thank you very much - nice to know you can count on people to help when the chips are down:Pokey:

[BuFfY]

Thank you very much - nice to know you can count on people to help when the chips are down:Pokey:

Well when you are hurt I will tell him to do it for you!

[yungatart]

Nah, he can run around after himself-he's big enough and now he is also certainly ugly enough... poor baby...

[BuFfY]

:( give him a hug from me

And a telling off for being silly

[Indiana_Jones]

hXc's mate: All right. While we're still under a caution, I want you to go back out on that pavement and hit the pace metre.

hXc: Hit the pace metre?

hXc's mate: Hit the pace metre!.

hXc: What for?

hXc's mate: Because you've hit every other goddamned thing out there, I want you to be perfect.


<img src="http://i.tvspielfilm.de/iimages/9/4/jar-287094-360x239-e.jpg">


Later that day......

hXc: What's your problem, Kazanski?

Iceman: You're everyone's problem. That's because every time you go leap frogging, you're unsafe. I don't like you because you're dangerous.

hXc: That's right! Ice... man. I am dangerous.


<img src="http://www.austinist.com/attachments/Allen%20Y%20Chen/top%20gun.jpg">

-Indy

[chanceyy]

ouchy ouchy ouchy hXc that does look a weeee bit painful .. mind you the exploits are not over yet ..

try to have some forward thinking might avoid unnecessary pain :innocent:

[hXc]

Make sure you rest lots this week and make your parent run around for you
Yuss! I even have permission!

Well mum went and got some yoghurt, some fruit jelly thingy's and she's going to blend dinner together for me. "Just like when you were a baby", she said. My reply was, "Don't remind me. . .Need painkillers."

[James Deuce]

That's how I'd look if I hadn't ducked.

Bad luck mate, but remember:

CHICKS DIG SCARS

[Wellyman]

Your a dumbass HXC....
in the food stakes, smoothies and up and go is good.
take it easy,
WM

[Riff Raff]

Fuckin gold, Zac!!! Do stupid shit like that on a bike and you'll be in with a good shot of joining the Scared Sheep Squadron!

[hXc]

Bad luck mate, but remember:


CHICKS DIG SCARS

Yeah but a shit load of pain goes into getting them. I mean, how much more stupid shit can one guy do, just to get a few girls?:Punk:

[BuFfY]

That's how I'd look if I hadn't ducked.

Bad luck mate, but remember:

CHICKS DIG SCARS


Not ones on the face though..... Need to be something like "oh look at my scar" *pulls up tshirt* mmmmmm

Gives you a peak at the rest of them without being a pervert!!

[James Deuce]

Heeheehee.

No one tell him he's only just starting, OK?

[BuFfY]

Yeah but a shit load of pain goes into getting them. I mean, how much more stupid shit can one guy do, just to get a few girls?:Punk:

NONE!!

You are way too cute! Don't hurt your gorgous face any more!

[hXc]

NONE!!

You are way too cute! Don't hurt your gorgous face any more!
Lol, just make me!

On seconds thoughts, yes Buffy.:dodge:

[BuFfY]

Lol, just make me!

On seconds thoughts, yes Buffy.:dodge:

Aww you wouldn't hurt yourself if I told you not to!
You love me far too much

[hXc]

Aww you wouldn't hurt yourself if I told you not to!
You love me far too much
Hmmm. . .But. . .I thought I said don't tell anyone! Golly, now my parents will know and everything.





:love:

[BuFfY]

Um... yeah

Lets hide that

[MSTRS]

Hmmm. . .But. . .I thought I said don't tell anyone! Golly, now my parents will know and everything.





:love:

I zee nozzing. I hear nozzing.

[hXc]

I zee nozzing. I hear nozzing.
Gosh, this bugger was well trained, wasn't he? Keep up the good work.:yes:

[scumdog]

Surprisingly, I think it was just the crotch of the pants that hit it, because there's only one sore nut here.

You young pricks WILL insist in running (albeit not very fast) around with the crutch of your pants at knee-height.

It's called a 'crutch' 'cos thats where it's meant to be. (otherwise it would be called a 'knee' I guess)

I bet you don't do THAT twice!!

[MyGSXF]

Solids are a no-go at the moment, I can't open my mouth enough. Has anyone got any ideas of what I could drink, that would replace food?


AAwwww... ya poor wee bugga... :shutup:

tell mum to go buy you some Complan.. or Vitaplan (cheaper version ).. can be used as a total meal replacement & is made up as a shake.. so easily sucked up through a straw!! Vanilla is yummiest..! aside from that.. take care of yaself.. I'm sure ya olds will want some junior versions of yaself running around on the loose one day..! :Punk:

Jen :rockon:

[MSTRS]

Gosh, this bugger was well trained, wasn't he? Keep up the good work.:yes:

Does your face hurt when I laugh??

[hXc]

You young pricks WILL insist in running (albeit not very fast) around with the crutch of your pants at knee-height.

It's called a 'crutch' 'cos thats where it's meant to be. (otherwise it would be called a 'knee' I guess)

I bet you don't do THAT twice!!
Actually, these shorts have a low crotch already. They're made like that. Not entirely my fault.

And I'd done it many times prior that night, and many others.

[BuFfY]

I zee nozzing. I hear nozzing.

You are lovely!

(bring Zac up sometime please)

[yungatart]

I'm sure ya olds will want some junior versions of yaself running around on the loose one day..! :Punk:

Jen :rockon:

Aaaah, I'm not too sure about that... he's noisy, very noisy, he's expensive, very expensive, he's bloody labour intensive, and he has given us quite a few sleepless nights, with things like face plants on to the road - more than once, minor surgeries, major surgery, broken bones etc. etc.
Luckily, I think they broke the mold when he was created - least, I hope they did..

[hXc]

Thanks for the kind words. I love you too mum.:mellow:

[yungatart]

Thanks for the kind words. I love you too mum.:mellow:

Yeah, lub you too mate..:love:
I forgot to mention that he is intelligent, good looking, talented, funny, charming, well mannered as well as all the others I mentioned before:hug:

[MyGSXF]

he's noisy, very noisy, he's expensive, very expensive, he's bloody labour intensive, etc. etc.

hhmm.. sounds like a typical male then...!! :dodge:

[MSTRS]

hhmm.. sounds like a typical male then...!! :dodge:

Isn't that the cheap seat you are occupying? Yes, I thought so. You know the rules!!

[BuFfY]

Yeah, lub you too mate..:love:
I forgot to mention that he is intelligent, good looking, talented, funny, charming, well mannered as well as all the others I mentioned before:hug:

Now THATS the Zac I know!

:love:

[MyGSXF]

Isn't that the cheap seat you are occupying? Yes, I thought so. You know the rules!!

Wot...?? you mean..

rule #1) the woman makes the rules....

rule #2) if all else fails.. refer to rule #1....! :bleh:

[hXc]

Yeah that's it, because rules are made to broken.

[diggydog]

you like jumping parking meters, but me would rather be jumping something much more nicer than that and i'd get a thrill out of it.next time you do this put your misses on the other side of meter.:dodge:

[Scorpygirl]

Yeah that's it, because rules are made to broken.


I know about rules and molds being broken. I am a classic!!! A complete worry!! So hXc you are in good company... ask Rhino about me splattering myself on the driveway when I was chasing him!! :dodge:

[Swoop]

Has anyone got any ideas of what I could drink, that would replace food?
Beer has healing qualities...:innocent: :drinknsin

Also, what are these "parking meter" thingammys you refer to???
Do you mean the large machine that dispenses printout tickets located every 50m or so up and down the road?

I haven't seen an individual meter in years. Typical now that I still have old coins to dispose of......:blip:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

I forgot to mention that he is intelligent, good looking, talented, funny, charming, well mannered as well as all the others I mentioned before:hug:

Shit where did he get all that from:shutup:

this recipe is for younatart
150 vodka
350 water
pkt jellie crystal (nice with rasberrie)
that will get you tru Zak recoup period

[speights_bud]

Yeah but a shit load of pain goes into getting them. I mean, how much more stupid shit can one guy do, just to get a few girls?:Punk:

You don't need any more girls dude!

I was gonna bring you a beer when i dropped around yesterday but you weren't home and i forgot :(

Will attach a little bit of the show you missed due to your little incident and so people can see how it all goes in the hardcore scene. (Not what it sounds like Dover!)

Rest up and get all good again dude :rockon:

[Mr. Peanut]

Jack be nimble, jack be quick...
Look after your dick.

[speights_bud]

Well finally got it to work, not that many people will enjoy this music!

[Mr. Peanut]

Is that suppose to be music? :sick:

[hXc]

He did say that not many people would like it. Must be true.

[hXc]

Don't know the song name, but it's EHC (Eastcoast HardCore) band, Saving Grace. They're from Gisborne, and they're pretty good. Shame about the sound quality though.

[hXc]

Just an update guys.

Stitches came out yesterday, so a bit tender today. Nothing too bad after all. There was 8 stitches in total, and I should be left with little to no scaring, which I suppose is a good thing.

One thing I learnt; If one is going to jump parking meters, one should wear tight jeans. They won't catch on the top, so one should be safe.

[MSTRS]

Just ensure you jump high enough. Your boys will thank you for it....

[Colapop]

One should have as much fun as one can before one gets old and realises one cannot even jump let alone jump over things.

[Kornholio]

Note to self: Don't try and jump parking metres when shorts hang a bit low in the crotch - ends up nasty.

Possibly some pics to come.

Quite lucky your balls haven't dropped yet aye bro....coulda been nastier :Punk:

[MSTRS]

One should have as much fun as one can before one gets old and realises one cannot even jump let alone jump over things.

I'm not so sure that age has much to do with that...more a fitness thing?? You will note that 'I' am constantly excercising?? Not that it is helping the waistline. Having trouble working that one out, I am.:innocent: