Dollar/Licence saving WARNING

[les king]

Had a wee chat with mufti in woodcocks rd warkworth 3 weeks ago.
Minimum of 3 cars EVERY weekend, Peak rd.,s h 16, woodcocks ( 3 cars in there alone etc.
would have been much cheaper to have the detector fitted instead of on bloody garage bench.
they are lovin it even have eagle on standby for the runner so fit all precautions and dont stop cos you think your jammer isnt workin.
mine was 28 days instant, 3 other guys that mornin at 160, a new kwaka at 250, wih the chopper, they are makin serious money out of us. the track is startin to look like the best option.

[Grahameeboy]

Not in sight yesterday pm and I went back down SH16....

[Karma]

bwhahahaha

sounds like a classic simpsons moment to me...

[Grahameeboy]

Nah, I was wearing a Shoei..........

[Toaster]

I guess if we all keep under the current policy benchmark of +10km/h tolerance around those areas, then they will have to go do some work elsewhere as they won't have any productivity to show for sitting there all day apart from working on their right forearm tan.

The only reason they sit there is because bikers keep on riding those roads at huge speeds where fatals and other crashes have occurred in the past.

Simply put, if we want to do race-track speeds on public roads, then we are fair game for the Highway Patrol and other police patrols in the area.

It does concern me though that some officers may drive like a man possessed to catch a biker.... isn't that action unjustifiably dangerous given the relatively nature of the offence the seek to deal with? (It's not like the bike is stolen or you are a kidnapper on the run - they know its casual bikers out for a ride).

It would be interesting to see what would come of a PCA (Police Complaints Authority) investigation in the event they are seen driving their patrols at ridiculous speeds thus creating a hazard for drivers/other riders merely to catch up to a speeder and take their licence.

I guess the obvious rebuttal is to 'avoid a crash' - but is that enough to justify the such high risk driving practices I wonder?

At the end of the day, their mere presence slows me down. So they are doing a good job of lessening the risk of my crashing at high speed any time soon. Albeit a bit of a killjoy!

[WINJA]

Is This The Same Police Force Always Crying Poverty And Being Under Resourced , Cunts Cant Even Spare A Car To Go To Piha To Help A Distressed Woman , Fuck I Hate The Pigs

[scumdog]

Had a wee chat with mufti in woodcocks rd warkworth 3 weeks ago.
Minimum of 3 cars EVERY weekend, Peak rd.,s h 16, woodcocks ( 3 cars in there alone etc.
would have been much cheaper to have the detector fitted instead of on bloody garage bench.
they are lovin it even have eagle on standby for the runner so fit all precautions and dont stop cos you think your jammer isnt workin.
mine was 28 days instant, 3 other guys that mornin at 160, a new kwaka at 250, wih the chopper, they are makin serious money out of us. the track is startin to look like the best option.

What happened to the KB credo where you can tell a cop car at 800 metres, the radar detector would pick out a cop car within 2km and your jammer would jam every radar within 8 counties???

Mwahahahahaaah!!!!!!! Reality sucks eh???

[Grahameeboy]

Is This The Same Police Force Always Crying Poverty And Being Under Resourced , Cunts Cant Even Spare A Car To Go To Piha To Help A Distressed Woman , Fuck I Hate The Pigs

...you gforgot to mention you hate faggots too WINJA...........

[WINJA]

...you gforgot to mention you hate faggots too WINJA...........

NOT ALL FAGS JUST YOU CAUSE YOUR IN DENIAL, BE PROUD AND JUMP OUTA THE CLOSET GRAHAM

[Grahameeboy]

NOT ALL FAGS JUST YOU CAUSE YOUR IN DENIAL, BE PROUD AND JUMP OUTA THE CLOSET GRAHAM

and onto you please...................good to see you have not lost it Mr W.......

[MSTRS]

What happened to the KB credo where you can tell a cop car at 800 metres, the radar detector would pick out a cop car within 2km and your jammer would jam every radar within 8 counties???

Mwahahahahaaah!!!!!!! Reality sucks eh???

:Pokey: Hey SD - most of us here have it sussed - this guy only has 2 posts so far:dodge: Give him time (not a fine):innocent:

[scumdog]

:Pokey: Hey SD - most of us here have it sussed - this guy only has 2 posts so far:dodge: Give him time (not a fine):innocent:

Sorry, the fact he doesn't only have a 250 had me fooled, I guess I need more tolerance eh?

(CB, hand me another bourbon)

[MSTRS]

(CB, hand me another bourbon)

You're not driving any time soon, are you young fella??

[boomer]

Sorry, the fact he doesn't only have a 250 had me fooled, I guess I need more tolerance eh?

(CB, hand me another bourbon)

you got bitch's to hand you drinks???? :shit: fuk.. you must be the Don of fukin Dunedin or summat?

[boomer]

ps.. ANY MUPPET GIVIN IT TITS UP/DOWN THERE DESERVES TO GET PINGED.. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE FFS.

[scumdog]

you got bitch's to hand you drinks???? :shit: fuk.. you must be the Don of fukin Dunedin or summat?

You bet yer sweet tootie I'm the fuckin' Don.

CB, another bourbon and don't be all fuckin' day about it eh!

[SuperDave]

It would be interesting to see what would come of a PCA (Police Complaints Authority) investigation in the event they are seen driving their patrols at ridiculous speeds thus creating a hazard for drivers/other riders merely to catch up to a speeder and take their licence.


I'd like to go for 'Nothing' please John.



I guess the obvious rebuttal is to 'avoid a crash' - but is that enough to justify the such high risk driving practices I wonder?


Yup.

[bell]

they are makin serious money out of us. the track is startin to look like the best option.

Can you believe that some motorcyclists have learnt the word "restraint" at 30 let alone at 56 eh les king? Riders such as yourself are exactly what some of our boys in blue derive their highest job satisfaction from...you'll not find much sympathy from the masses here.:yawn:

[pritch]

Can you believe that some motorcyclists have learnt the word "restraint" at 30 let alone at 56 eh les king?

Eh? ON KB? That's a piss take surely...

[Finn]

Not in sight yesterday pm and I went back down SH16....

Do you have a Jacket with Suzuki on the back of it?

[Grahameeboy]

Do you have a Jacket with Suzuki on the back of it?

No.............I had my spool 1 piece on so maybe it looked like Suzuki.....what time..?

[Finn]

No.............I had my spool 1 piece on so maybe it looked like Suzuki.....what time..?

4ish. There was a marked cop in front for a while, then we turned off some road.

[Grahameeboy]

4ish. There was a marked cop in front for a while, then we turned off some road.

Yep could have been me as I was going back from Wellsford but did not see the cop

[WINJA]

Can you believe that some motorcyclists have learnt the word "restraint" at 30 let alone at 56 eh les king? Riders such as yourself are exactly what some of our boys in blue derive their highest job satisfaction from...you'll not find much sympathy from the masses here.:yawn:

WTF ARE YOU ON CRACK? HES GOT MY SYMPATHY , I WANT THE PIGS TO TARGET ACTUAL CRIME NOT THIS BULLSHIT

[Grahameeboy]

WTF ARE YOU ON CRACK? HES GOT MY SYMPATHY , I WANT THE PIGS TO TARGET ACTUAL CRIME NOT THIS BULLSHIT

Poor guys got your sympathy.......steady WINJA you have a soft heart in there somewhere.................I LOVE YOU

[bell]

WTF ARE YOU ON CRACK? HES GOT MY SYMPATHY , I WANT THE PIGS TO TARGET ACTUAL CRIME NOT THIS BULLSHIT

Was that a rhetorical question winja?
rhetorical - concerned with effect or style of writing and speaking; "a rhetorical question is one asked solely to produce an effect (especially to make an assertion) rather than to elicit a reply"

[scumdog]

I'd like to go for 'Nothing' please John.



Yup.

I LOOOOVE your attitude bro!!

[Grahameeboy]

Was that a rhetorical question winja?
rhetorical - concerned with effect or style of writing and speaking; "a rhetorical question is one asked solely to produce an effect (especially to make an assertion) rather than to elicit a reply"

Careful, Winja can only do 4 letter words...he may struggle on that one.......

[boomer]

Careful, Winja can only do 4 letter words...he may struggle on that one.......


which 'one'?

i'm gonna show some restraint on sunday......... brooom fukin broooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!

[Grahameeboy]

which 'one'?

i'm gonna show some restraint on sunday......... brooom fukin broooooooooooooooooom!!!!!!

Good point.............Booooooooooommer

[Finn]

Yep could have been me as I was going back from Wellsford but did not see the cop

THE JACKET SAID SUZUKI ON THE BACK!!!

[bell]

Careful, Winja can only do 4 letter words...he may struggle on that one.......

I'd anticipated that - hence the definition. :yes: :dodge:

[boomer]

THE JACKET SAID SUZUKI ON THE BACK!!!

Finn.. at your age mate your eyes could have been playin tricks on ya?!

[Grahameeboy]

Finn.. at your age mate your eyes could have been playin tricks on ya?!

especially if I was thanging it..................okay FINN, assuming you not colour blind what was colour of bike.......

[Grahameeboy]

I'd anticipated that - hence the definition. :yes: :dodge:

Good on ya mate.............

[Lou Girardin]

Funny that I use 16 all the time and never get pinged. I really must ride faster. (Or close my eyes and turn the detector off)

[Finn]

Finn.. at your age mate your eyes could have been playin tricks on ya?!

You're right and after all, it was Grahameeboy. It could of said "Jesus loves all the little children of the world." but I don't think so.

[Grahameeboy]

You're right and after all, it was Grahameeboy. It could of said "Jesus loves all the little children of the world." but I don't think so.

You too can be saved FINN.......just take that step.....

[Finn]

You too can be saved FINN.......just take that step.....

That's what the priest said to the alter boy and look where that got him.

[SuperDave]

I LOOOOVE your attitude bro!!

And I really love yours too with the beauty below.
You're laughter really comes across as though you enjoy giving tickets to people who speed, like you actually believe with all your heart the bullshit propaganda that speeding is the devil.


What happened to the KB credo where you can tell a cop car at 800 metres, the radar detector would pick out a cop car within 2km and your jammer would jam every radar within 8 counties???

Mwahahahahaaah!!!!!!! Reality sucks eh???

[boomer]

I'd anticipated that - hence the definition. :yes: :dodge:

You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

[Grahameeboy]

That's what the priest said to the alter boy and look where that got him.

2nd place wasn't it..............

[boomer]

2nd place wasn't it..............

Nothing for Brown, not in this game! :mellow:

[Grahameeboy]

You're not funny, Tom. You're fat, and look as though you should be, but you're not.

Hey you doing a correspondence course with WINJA or what.......you used to be a NICE boy

[Finn]

2nd place wasn't it..............

I thought it was first base.

[Grahameeboy]

I thought it was first base.

Only if you play the rules...know what I mean?

[boomer]

Hey you doing a correspondence course with WINJA or what.......you used to be a NICE boy

Depends on your definition of Nice. My gay english Lit teacher told me NEVER, slap, NEVER use the word Nice. its meaningless.

[Grahameeboy]

Depends on your definition of Nice. My gay english Lit teacher told me NEVER, slap, NEVER use the word Nice. its meaningless.

guess you have never looked back then!!

[Finn]

guess you have never looked back then!!

They say that's the most painful thing about being gay... trying to turn your head around for a kiss.

[boomer]

Is this some gay cunts' joke that straight cunts don't get? 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing.

:blink:

[scumdog]

Is this some gay cunts' joke that straight cunts don't get? 'Cause I'm not fucking laughing.

:blink:

Nah, no worries mate, you're not the only one, gay jokes are for those with no perception of gayness and they'll never figure it out..

[boomer]

Nah, no worries mate, you're not the only one, gay jokes are for those with no perception of gayness and they'll never figure it out..

I'm beginning to worry, are you following me Mr?

[scumdog]

I'm beginning to worry, are you following me Mr?

As much as Mr Tequila will let me.

[Grahameeboy]

I'm beginning to worry, are you following me Mr?

well you are not hard to follow on that slow 'onda of yours

[Grahameeboy]

They say that's the most painful thing about being gay... trying to turn your head around for a kiss.

Depends on which head....but now you are making me quiver.....

[The Pastor]

They have a helicopter just for sh16? thats pretty nuts, Just another reason to move to the south island :scooter: But don't worry another auckland stadium will fix the problems becuase it looks pretty on a postcard.



ps.. ANY MUPPET GIVIN IT TITS UP/DOWN THERE DESERVES TO GET PINGED.. ITS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE FFS.


The thing is, its really really really hard to do 100km/hr, on my 1986 bike it sits nicely at 140, 100 seems painfully slow. And getting to 140 is NOT hard at all, ive been past 2 cop cars at 140-150 on sh16 without incident, and honest
Now considering the modern 600's have the same power as my bike and a lot less weight.......

[Grahameeboy]

They have a helicopter just for sh16? thats pretty nuts, Just another reason to move to the south island :scooter: But don't worry another auckland stadium will fix the problems becuase it looks pretty on a postcard.


.......

So much for lack of resources eh....how much per hour for a copter...

[The Pastor]

So much for lack of resources eh....how much per hour for a copter...

Mate we got 11.5 billion dollers to play with, lets see if the helicopters can fly underwater.

[scumdog]

They have a helicopter just for sh16? thats pretty nuts, Just another reason to move to the south island :scooter: But don't worry another auckland stadium will fix the problems becuase it looks pretty on a postcard.





The thing is, its really really really hard to do 100km/hr, on my 1986 bike it sits nicely at 140, 100 seems painfully slow. And getting to 140 is NOT hard at all, ive been past 2 cop cars at 140-150 on sh16 without incident, and honest
Now considering the modern 600's have the same power as my bike and a lot less weight.......


Fuck of ya wanker, we have our quota of losers down here without YOU coming to our nice bit of the country!!

[The Pastor]

Fuck of ya wanker, we have our quota of losers down here without YOU coming to our nice bit of the country!!

You're number one on that list arnt ya mate.

[Grahameeboy]

Mate we got 11.5 billion dollers to play with, lets see if the helicopters can fly underwater.

but they need that dosh to fund the admin. for the toll roads........

[boomer]

As much as Mr Tequila will let me.

i'm a product of the sixties and i've had a misplaced youth, all i need is to be followed by the girls and boys in blue. I'm like a racing car in the red...


this reminds me of a powder fuelled weekend in Swindon. Me and the girlfriend got so munted over the weekend that we thought we were being followed; i rang a mate at 5 in the morning to come 50miles to pick us up. His response fuck off.. get the train.

So we drove halfway home, wrote down 50 odd number plates and then ditched the car to get a train the remainder of the journey; we eventually get back and we walk into the plod shop and tell the counter jockey we're being followed. His response.. go home and sleep it off.

i've had some good trips on Tequilla too :lol:

anyhows.. back on topic. :Pokey:

[boomer]

well you are not hard to follow on that slow 'onda of yours

i'll give you the learn on ya gurls bike :apint:

[scumdog]

i'm a product of the sixties and i've had a misplaced youth, all i need is to be followed by the girls and boys in blue. I'm like a racing car in the red...


this reminds me of a powder fuelled weekend in Swindon. Me and the girlfriend got so munted over the weekend that we thought we were being followed; i rang a mate at 5 in the morning to come 50miles to pick us up. His response fuck off.. get the train.

So we drove halfway home, wrote down 50 odd number plates and then ditched the car to get a train the remainder of the journey; we eventually get back and we walk into the plod shop and tell the counter jockey we're being followed. His response.. go home and sleep it off.

i've had some good trips on Tequilla too :lol:

anyhows.. back on topic. :Pokey:

Can't beat that - we have no trains and even less paranoia - and you're 20 years behind the times.
But we DO have tequila!!!

[boomer]

The thing is, its really really really hard to do 100km/hr, on my 1986 bike it sits nicely at 140, 100 seems painfully slow. And getting to 140 is NOT hard at all, ive been past 2 cop cars at 140-150 on sh16 without incident, and honest
Now considering the modern 600's have the same power as my bike and a lot less weight.......

i know that.. as does everyone else. WE also KNOW the cops are targeting that area. ridng up there, at fun speeds, is like cleaning ya chain with it in first. :weird:

[boomer]

Can't beat that - we have no trains and even less paranoia - and you're 20 years behind the times.
But we DO have tequila!!!

who's 20 years behind the times?? :p Tequilla's bad for ya mate. i had to make my exscuses from a training course at the Hilton in town one mornin after drinkin that stuff. i got the lift down to ground but unfortunately didn't make it. The maid waiting to get in the lift didn't look to happy when i hurled on her!

hehehe

[scumdog]

who's 20 years behind the times?? :p Tequilla's bad for ya mate. i had to make my exscuses from a training course at the Hilton in town one mornin after drinkin that stuff. i got the lift down to ground but unfortunately didn't make it. The maid waiting to get in the lift didn't look to happy when i hurled on her!

hehehe

Hmm, our T-Sport = Tequila Sunrise, plus the colour suits.

And we can cover any tequila situation we come across!!

[boomer]

Hmm, our T-Sport = Tequila Sunrise, plus the colour suits.

And we can cover any tequila situation we come across!!

You're obviously an old hand. I tried and failed miserably. i take it your 'off' for a couple of days.

Be safe, im gonna go annoy the mrs :love:

[Finn]

i'll give you the learn on ya gurls bike :apint:

Behind the pink tassels and the rainbow flag, it's quite a normal SV.

[Grahameeboy]

Behind the pink tassels and the rainbow flag, it's quite a normal SV.

Not quite normal............................:scooter:

[Pixie]

It does concern me though that some officers may drive like a man possessed to catch a biker.... isn't that action unjustifiably dangerous given the relatively nature of the offence the seek to deal with? (It's not like the bike is stolen or you are a kidnapper on the run - they know its casual bikers out for a ride).



Police officers are very very good drivers

[Toaster]

Police officers are very very good drivers

In NZ? Generally a good standard yes (I should know - I was one recently - certified as a 'gold' rated pursuit driver). You should see the standards some of the UK forces have - very high indeed.

NZ training is very limited on a 'professional driving scale of ability'. If they had the budget, they could do so much better.

Police do have to be able to justify why they were driving at the speeds they did - if it comes to that.

[The_Dover]

Budget?

what a pack of cocksmokers.

I hope they all fuckin crash. They are wasting their fucking time and the sooner they realise it and go catch some crims, or a tropical disease, the better.

There will always be idiots on bikes speeding, they're just gonna make us use different roads, ride without licences or do more runners.

[ManDownUnder]

Reality sucks eh???

Nope it bites... sucking is left to volunteers

[Toast]

It does concern me though that some officers may drive like a man possessed to catch a biker.... isn't that action unjustifiably dangerous given the relatively nature of the offence the seek to deal with? (It's not like the bike is stolen or you are a kidnapper on the run - they know its casual bikers out for a ride).

@#$k yeah! That's one of my main problems with the pricks...the hypocrisy that some of their officers display.

Many years ago, when I actually bothered with SH16...

I was passing a couple of cars. Plod comes around the corner and goes past me. I check my mirrors but can't see him...'oh well,' I think, 'I was passing, I'm sure he understands my slight breach of the law in the name of passing safely.'

...fat #$&%'n chance...20 seconds later I check my mirrors and there is a Commie with a heinous paint job topped off with flashing lights closing in on me real fast, since I was back cruising at 100.

I was already in overdraft and paying off one fine, so I let rip and lost the prick in a matter of seconds. Kept the pace up for the next 15 mins, still no sign of asshole, sweet...come to some road works, sensibly crawl through the 1.5km or so of gravel. At about the 1km point was when I noticed the same pile of shit passing cars, on gravel, at what I'd estimate to be about 160 KM/HR!!!

And they charged me with dangerous driving once!! Ridiculous!!

Over, out...

[Toast]

Police officers are very very good drivers

Like most generalisations, that one's wrong.

[JT.]

NZ training is very limited on a 'professional driving scale of ability'. If they had the budget, they could do so much better.

Ah so thats what is it, they need more funds to teach em how to drive. They're not revenue gathering after all.

[Max Preload]

The Land Transport Division of Inland Revenue is all the pigs are today. Some mongrels robbing you blind they won't even care unless he hits 55 in a 50 zone when he's done.

They've swallowed the whole "speed kills" propaganda hook, line and sinker. If they had any fucking integrity left at all they'd at least do what some of the Ministry of Handsports traffic cops did when instant fines were introduced, and leave the job in protest. But I guess they'd never get another job anyway. I mean, who the fuck would hire them? Certainly not anyone who drives or rides.

[Lou Girardin]

If they had any fucking integrity left at all they'd at least do what some of the Ministry of Handsports traffic cops did when instant fines were introduced, and leave the job in protest. But I guess they'd never get another job anyway. I mean, who the fuck would hire them? Certainly not anyone who drives or rides.

I never heard that one.
BTW I've had a few jobs in the auto trade since I left. I guess I was the exception huh?

[Max Preload]

my argument was flawed. It would be the smarter ones who left after all... :confused:

[The_Dover]

I never heard that one.
BTW I've had a few jobs in the auto trade since I left. I guess I was the exception huh?

I think he was referring to the pigs Lou, not the MOT nancies.

[scumdog]

The Land Transport Division of Inland Revenue is all the pigs are today. Some mongrels robbing you blind they won't even care unless he hits 55 in a 50 zone when he's done.

They've swallowed the whole "speed kills" propaganda hook, line and sinker. If they had any fucking integrity left at all they'd at least do what some of the Ministry of Handsports traffic cops did when instant fines were introduced, and leave the job in protest. But I guess they'd never get another job anyway. I mean, who the fuck would hire them? Certainly not anyone who drives or rides.

In the words of Maxwell Smart: "aaand loving it":yes:

Been in the job-out of the job -in the job, never had a problem getting work.

Anyway, pretty pathetic troll, typical from a n00b, after a few posts under your belt you'll get better handle on trolling, sunshine. :nya:


Have a nice day.

[Max Preload]

you idiots get a handle on reality.

[MSTRS]

.... Tequilla's bad for ya .....

More effective than Vermox:innocent:

[scumdog]

you idiots get a handle on reality.

Yeah, you tell 'em.!!!!!