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texmo
14th November 2006, 06:41
Last night some little fuckers tagged on my van... Any body know how I can track them down and get some blood?

35tickets
14th November 2006, 07:01
Fucking little shitbags!!

Hope you find them mate. Then fuck em up big time!

Squeak the Rat
14th November 2006, 07:15
Fences, railway stations etc I've come to accept (unfortunately). But tagging someone's vehicle or house is crossing the line.

Use his face to rub the tag off the truck.

fast135
14th November 2006, 07:22
it was me hah hah hah.
now you have an excuse to paint the whole thing.
you buy the paint and bring it around to my house.
Satin Black thanks.

cheur,
Jono

The_Dover
14th November 2006, 07:32
leave it mate

in fact, park it somewhere where the little cunts operate a lot and you'll get a free multi coloured paint job, like a fuckin hippy van.

crashe
14th November 2006, 07:34
Not only do the local city council have a list of the taggers.... so do the police.

That signature will be well known, so council or police will be able to get hold of the little darling.

Ask your local city council do they have a "TAG OUT" vehicle that goes around and paints over the taggers crap? As they maybe able to come over and paint over the shite.

The one thing taggers hate.... is seeing their work covered up as soon as it is done. They get pissed off and move onto the next place.

West Auckland has a "TAG OUT" vehicle and that guy is working all day long.... his vehicle is loaded up with all sorts of paint..... he either hand paints or spray paints over the tagging depending on where the tag is.

hellnback
14th November 2006, 07:46
That sucks mate, these bastards just don't give a toss about the extent of damage that they do!! Ends up costing rate-payers too much money. Hope they find the wankers!!

onearmedbandit
14th November 2006, 08:23
Join a local street gang and learn who your enemy is.

WRT
14th November 2006, 08:26
Have you seen the new tui billboard on the squash courts by ellerslie? In (semi) tagger style . . .

TAGGERS ARE COOL

The_Dover
14th November 2006, 08:28
or get your own spray can and suffix the tag with

"..likes small boys"

"..is a homo"

"..wears womens underwear"

Patrick
14th November 2006, 08:29
Last night some little fuckers tagged on my van... Any body know how I can track them down and get some blood?

Let the Police know, lodge a report... most Intel Sections in the Police keep dossiers of tags to match up with offenders for when they get caught. It could even be a known shithead... they aren't too bright...

Postie
14th November 2006, 08:38
its mobile advertising.

There is a van in our street that got tagged. Strange thing is, no where else on the street or anywhere around here has been tagged, so he might have left it at work and it was done there. Anyway, he had it painted over or removed and it looks like new. It can be fixed mate.
Maybe wait inside the van after you get it fixed, when you here them come back, jump out with a bat full of nails.

ManDownUnder
14th November 2006, 09:19
Texmo...

if when you find out who it is... name and shame them mate.

Photos and names please, preferably school or workplace details too. Little bastards...

The_Dover
14th November 2006, 09:22
maybe you could get them to paint your bike for you too?

The Stranger
14th November 2006, 09:24
Fuck, sorry dude. Didn't realise that was your van.

jetboy
14th November 2006, 10:29
I had something similar once - except the tag said "Jesus is Love, Repent".

Korea
14th November 2006, 11:52
Go down to the local council where the van was parked, they will have a grafiti official who will have tags on record and who they belong to.

I thought that was a P/T at first, but makes perfect sense, eh? Taggers tend to write the same old handle every time - unwittingly dropping themselves in the sht.

BTW: Cool graphics on the truck mate :niceone:

dawnrazor
14th November 2006, 16:19
Someone tagged my garage door awhile back, and then oddly enough someone else came along the next day and painted over it with white paint (its a white door). No idea who or what happened!

crashe
14th November 2006, 16:46
Someone tagged my garage door awhile back, and then oddly enough someone else came along the next day and painted over it with white paint (its a white door). No idea who or what happened!

Thats the "TAG OUT" team that go around and cover up all the tagger's work...
They are paid by your local city council to do this.

They will have been phoned or they spotted it as they drove past your place.
If you live on a main road then they are always on the look out.... or they may have been covering up another mess in your area on that day when it was spotted.

The city council are always accepting unwanted paint from residents to help cover up this flaming mess.

sAsLEX
14th November 2006, 16:47
I like the cartoon guy, at least its something approaching art instead of the mindless crap they normally put there

here is an Idea from our big aussy friend

<img src=http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43326&d=1159930927>

WINJA
14th November 2006, 17:11
It Looks Good Tex , Just Leave It On There

Maha
14th November 2006, 17:26
Dont worry about it too much Texmo, bring it up here next friday night, im sure there will be a few here that will be only to happy to colour it in for ya...:yes:...... PS: i wont let CaN near it mate, when Noel is pissed his hands are a tad shakey.

SuperDave
14th November 2006, 17:35
Go down to the local council...

If it is known who they are (a large number are) then obtain the details of the tagger and a blunt rusty knife.

Next locate and take said taggers scrotum and sever. That would be a good deterrant i think to other would be taggers.


Why does Texmo have to go out and solve this crime against him, that's your job aint it? Helping the community and all.
Then again sorting out some shit face no good taggers won't be a very good work story would it? :laugh:

boomer
14th November 2006, 17:41
Whatever SuperDork, come spend some time in my job and your eyes will pop out of your head :woohoo:

i've got recreational drugs to do that.. why do i need a job?

paturoa
14th November 2006, 18:17
I've always wondered why there is an organised arse kicking for the turds that sell the paint to the taggers in the first place.

McJim
14th November 2006, 18:38
Thats the "TAG OUT" team that go around and cover up all the tagger's work...
They are paid by your local city council to do this.

They will have been phoned or they spotted it as they drove past your place.
If you live on a main road then they are always on the look out.... or they may have been covering up another mess in your area on that day when it was spotted.

The city council are always accepting unwanted paint from residents to help cover up this flaming mess.

That explains it! I did this cool mural on my garage door with an airbrush - thought it was so cool - came home the following day and someone had painted over it without my say so!

Mr. Peanut
14th November 2006, 18:39
I thought it looked kinda cool.

Indiana_Jones
14th November 2006, 18:50
Let's rape their balls.

-Indy

bugjuice
14th November 2006, 18:57
sux that it's happened, but I've seen some real cool vans that have been 'tagged'.. Find some local kids, tell them to do a good job else you'll break their legs, then you've got a cool unique race van.. or do it yourself.. or I'll do it..

Clivoris
14th November 2006, 19:27
You could always ask Helen Clark to sign it then sell it at auction.

notme
14th November 2006, 19:38
One day i will get round to that inviting white "wall" that SPRAYS THE FUCKERS BACK. Damn, you could charge for that sort of entertainment......:yes:

jetboy
15th November 2006, 15:27
You could always ask Helen Clark to sign it then sell it at auction.
aaahahahahahahahaha

sAsLEX
15th November 2006, 16:06
One day i will get round to that inviting white "wall" that SPRAYS THE FUCKERS BACK. Damn, you could charge for that sort of entertainment......:yes:

A bit of Conc. HCL would give them a nice facial rearrangement.

andrea
15th November 2006, 19:26
Let's rape their balls.

-Indy

ummm:confused: hmmmm:mellow: <_< :blink: :crazy: :eek5:

Sketchy_Racer
16th November 2006, 12:15
OMG.

What an improvment!!

You should be paying them......


:sunny:

slimjim
16th November 2006, 13:33
bugger dude, however if your van holds together for another 60year's you won't have to worry about it been sprayed again, cause all the "Bro's and Cus's will be dead from Diabetes, hahaha

jetboy
16th November 2006, 14:54
bugger dude, however if your van holds together for another 60year's you won't have to worry about it been sprayed again, cause all the "Bro's and Cus's will be dead from Diabetes, hahaha
wonder if that will spark a debate similar to the "warrior gene"
p.s. sorry for going off topic:mellow:

MikeyG
20th April 2007, 13:24
Catch the wankers, drag them down to the tattoo parlour and have your own personalised tag tattoed across their forehead.

texmo
20th April 2007, 13:26
Catch the wankers, drag them down to the tattoo parlour and have your own personalised tag tattoed across their forehead.

Bit late for that...

The Pastor
20th April 2007, 19:47
did u eva catch thm?

0arbreaka
20th April 2007, 21:33
Ill be happy to give you a hand removing the culprits hands, I have access to all sorts of medical equipment....

Bekki
21st April 2007, 15:34
Thats the "TAG OUT" team that go around and cover up all the tagger's work...
They are paid by your local city council to do this.


http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1501119/story.cfm?c_id=1501119&objectid=10435395

Transport workers in London have painted over a mural by world-renowned graffiti artist Banksy, erasing a piece of art estimated to be worth $500,000.

:Oops:

Finn
21st April 2007, 16:12
Transport workers in London have painted over a mural by world-renowned graffiti artist Banksy, erasing a piece of art estimated to be worth $500,000.

Good job. Where do you think that prat Banksy got his experience? Pay back time.

Grahameeboy
21st April 2007, 16:22
How can it be worth $500,000 if it cannot be taken away?

Winter
21st April 2007, 17:01
Good job. Where do you think that prat Banksy got his experience? Pay back time.

Thats right. Hope he likes the feeling when he sees his hard work fucked over with some paint :)




I was at supercheap auto the other day, and in walks a heard of five youngins, the stereotypical lot you see causing troube. Must have been about 14 or 15 years old.

The snoop round the store all shadily.. and I casually walk past evesdropping. He tells his friend 'nah just tell her its for a school project, she can't say no.. do it' and further words to that effect.

They walk to the counter, purchase about 15cans of spray, black, and silver, total cost was about $150.

They walked outside.

I was sitting there thinking what the hell, why did that girl sell them the paint blah blah i should go say something. I walked up to pay for my purchases, and left without saying anything.

I got outside and realised why she had let them buy it.

There were two cop cars outside, and they had just taken all the paint of the kids, put it in a plastic bag, and locked it in the boot of the patrol car. The one chap was getting everyones names + scribbling in his notebook.

Top work chaps!:rockon:

oldrider
21st April 2007, 17:35
West Auckland has a "TAG OUT" vehicle and that guy is working all day long.... his vehicle is loaded up with all sorts of paint..... he either hand paints or spray paints over the tagging depending on where the tag is.

He might be the guy who is doing it, has he got a big expensive house?

Just drumming up a lot of business like the rabbit boards use to do! :shutup: John.