NZ to be 99% crime free within 100 years

[The_Dover]

Medical researchers have discovered that Aotearoa will be almost crime free, with lower taxes, within 100 years.

And the pigs wont have to do jack shit, even less than they do now.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10410625

:dodge:

[NC]

Tax, low? Bwaha!

[RabidTraNZiT]

Yep, an even better hit rate than sickle cell anaemia... :shifty:
Notice how it's all our fault for giving them KFC and Maccas.

[NC]

Yep, an even better hit rate than sickle cell anaemia... :wink:

Notice how it's all our fault for giving them KFC and Maccas.

And meths.......

[MSTRS]

Don't rub your hands together just yet. 3.1% of total population - 4.6% of Maori population. AFAIK

[The Pastor]

Quick we need a goverment plan to get a Subsidy on KFC!

[The_Dover]

it's called the dole numb nuts.

[oldrider]

What is going to happen are we going to get a Libertarian government or something?
Because it sure as hell wont happen as long as Socialists are running the country! :no: John.

[RabidTraNZiT]

And meths.......

Not to mention glue. :innocent:

[judecatmad]

Medical researchers have discovered that Aotearoa will be almost crime free, with lower taxes, within 100 years.


Nah, with the massaging of the stats that goes on and the propaganda that gets spat out from the Beehive by Uncle Helen and co, we'll arrive at that Utopian state before the next election....

[iwilde]

And I thought it was going to be about me becoming the minister of police. Except I'd only need 2yrs, and a good supply of rope!

[Motu]

Because it sure as hell wont happen as long as Socialists are running the country! :no: John.

If Socialists were running this country there wouldn't be no sugar for their coffee Comrade! Nothing Socialist about this government,apart from that like Lenin,Clark has never done a drop of paid work in her life,a career criminal.We have no Siberia,but I reckon we could ship 3 million Aucklanders to Otago with no food or clothing.

[The_Dover]

but I reckon we could ship 3 million Aucklanders to Otago with no food or clothing.

are there enough places at the university?

[oldrider]

If Socialists were running this country there wouldn't be no sugar for their coffee Comrade! Nothing Socialist about this government,apart from that like Lenin,Clark has never done a drop of paid work in her life,a career criminal.We have no Siberia,but I reckon we could ship 3 million Aucklanders to Otago with no food or clothing.

Agree with your comment "underlined" (lol) but what have "we" done to deserve the other bit!
We can put up with being called NZ's Siberia but you can keep the suggested inmates up there especially comrade Clark! :shit: Cheers John.

[Brian d marge]

Well thats what happens with grand economic experiments , Even the CIAworld fact book says that NZis a nice country but economic mucking about created a large havenot class.....Couple that ( iMHO) with Lax parenting ...and you end up with

Gated Comunities ,,,Yeah!! nice safe secluded places where I can relax , and unwind without worrying that the savages will nick me bike.. then I can drive to work and relax in the companies entertainment facilities

Mind you this attack on the 2 Dutch tourists ..... MAY,,,spur the powers that be into action ......

but we would need to have another Tax to pay for that ....already we have

speeding tax
Education tax ( student loan/school fees )
medical tax ( ever been to the doctor lately)
oh and Tax Tax ..as in 33% BEFORE you pay any of the above

and if you have anything left , then you can pay

morgage/rent
Electricity ( or donate to the bonus of the CEO ~possibly cheaper )
Council Tax ..( if you are morgaged ~ )

Have I missed anything???

oh yes food ...no wait thats taxed at 17 % or is it 12,5%

Viva la revolution is all I can say ,,,,or is that taxed as well ??

Stephen

[Indoo]

Tariana Turia will no doubt again blame it on the pakeha health system that 'fails' Maori and the racist doctors who according to her misdiagnose Maori patients because they want them to die.

[The_Dover]

hey folks, let's not take this off topic and get into any serious debates.

i don't appreciate my peurile and immature attempts at humour being turned into intelligent and worthwhile conversation.

[Clivoris]

hey folks, let's not take this off topic and get into any serious debates.

i don't appreciate my peurile and immature attempts at humour being turned into intelligent and worthwhile conversation.

Dover. Singlehandedly you have restored my faith in people's ability to rise above the urge to take life seriously. There's something very poetic about fighting bullshit with bullshit.

[The_Dover]

life's like finn bro,


too short.

[Swoop]

Shit. I'm going to have to dump my shares in the spray-paint manufacturing sector...:angry:
Anyone want two containerloads of spraycans??? Going cheap...

[Blondini]

Medical researchers have discovered that Aotearoa will be almost crime free, with lower taxes, within 100 years.

And the pigs wont have to do jack shit, even less than they do now.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/story.cfm?c_id=1&ObjectID=10410625

:dodge:

100 years lol who will be left on our planet:killingme

[rogson]

Depending on how you define it NZ is probably close to 99% crime free now.

NZs crime rate defined in terms of number of crimes per year per head of population is about 12% (ie. about 480,000 crimes per year). But at any one time there are only about 6,000 criminals in jail (about 0.15%). This leads to the conclusion that we already know - most of the crime is carried-out by a few individuals. Or, those predisposed to criminal activity normally carry-out more than one crime per year.

So, if 1% of NZders are criminals (40,000), and 6,000 are locked-up then the other 34,000 commit all the crimes (480,000 crimes) - which is an average 14 crimes per criminal per year. This is not beyond the realm of possibility.

The frightening thing is - think of all the money that is spent by the 99% protecting itself from the 1%!

[Ixion]

So, by extension, if we eliminated the 1%, we would be crime free.

How much do 40000 bullets cost?

EDIT. Diabetes takes too long. I can't wait 100 years. Also diabetes is non selective. A lot of good buggers get diabetes. Bullet beats diabetes I reckon

[Toaster]

I'd be a happy man if the Govt could be changed to one that actually supports kiwi workers, not benefit leaches or crims. They get so much from us through taxes, and then some just rock on in and take ya shite too.... and no-one gives a rats bum.

[oldrider]

Depending on how you define it NZ is probably close to 99% crime free now.

NZs crime rate defined in terms of number of crimes per year per head of population is about 12% (ie. about 480,000 crimes per year). But at any one time there are only about 6,000 criminals in jail (about 0.15%). This leads to the conclusion that we already know - most of the crime is carried-out by a few individuals. Or, those predisposed to criminal activity normally carry-out more than one crime per year.

So, if 1% of NZders are criminals (40,000), and 6,000 are locked-up then the other 34,000 commit all the crimes (480,000 crimes) - which is an average 14 crimes per criminal per year. This is not beyond the realm of possibility.

The frightening thing is - think of all the money that is spent by the 99% protecting itself from the 1%!

Ixion's 40000 bullets sound like fun and you wouldn't have to build a new stadium for the event! Savings, savings, savings!

[iwilde]

So, by extension, if we eliminated the 1%, we would be crime free.

How much do 40000 bullets cost?

EDIT. Diabetes takes too long. I can't wait 100 years. Also diabetes is non selective. A lot of good buggers get diabetes. Bullet beats diabetes I reckon

Thats why I'd use rope, can be used again and again, eco friendly to keep the peace with the greens.

[Skyryder]

Thats why I'd use rope, can be used again and again, eco friendly to keep the peace with the greens.

Not if Tanzos has his way. The hangman would get to smoke the rope after the event. Now that would be a party for real swingers. :Punk: Stoned on dope err rope.:rockon:

Skyryder

[MSTRS]

Ixion's 40000 bullets sound like fun and you wouldn't have to build a new stadium for the event! Savings, savings, savings!

Sell tickets to the big event. There'd be enough money to build 2 new stadiums. Hell, I'd pay plenty to see the bastards get 'theirs'.