Fatjim sprained his wrist!

[Fatjim]

Had to ride to work this morning with a sore wrist (the right one). Don't know how it happened but what a pain, almost called in sick.

Funny thing is, I know it was alright in the shower this morning.:innocent:

[MSTRS]

OOS - RSI - get a girlfriend

[Coyote]

Haha, this thread is funny cause it's hinting that you've been masterbating

Classic

[Fatjim]

Am I allowed to ask if Coyote is some kind of retard?

[Whynot]

Funny thing is, I know it was alright in the shower this morning.:innocent:

bahahahahaha
:laugh:

[The_Dover]

Is it really necessary?

[Coyote]

Am I allowed to ask if Coyote is some kind of retard?
Loud Noises!

[Fatjim]

Am I allowed to ask if Coyote is some kind of retard?
Or worse... GERMAN

[Coyote]

Or worse... GERMAN
Have you got something against germans?

That was all the german I knew thanks to the cute german exchange student in my english class :love:

[Fatjim]

I don't hold any grudges against Germans, but I'd hold a gun barrel.

Yes, and they do have cute chicks too.

[Coyote]

What's the use in holding a gun barrel? Use it to whack them in the head?

[Fatjim]

What's the use in holding a gun barrel? Use it to whack them in the head?

Thats about the only thing they'd find funny.

German slapstick!

[Coyote]

Badum tish!

[ManDownUnder]

Am I allowed to ask if Coyote is some kind of retard?

Of course you're allowed. Make it rhetorical and save us all some time.

[Colapop]

It's in the right forum too....

[Coyote]

Of course you're allowed. Make it rhetorical and save us all some time.
Why is everyone so cruel?! I only wanted to make this world a better place!

[Coyote]

It's in the right forum too....
Who's the retarded one now?! Yeah bitch :bleh:

[Colapop]

Please don't make me explain...

[Fatjim]

Colapop, you got owned!!!!

[Coyote]

Colapop, you got owned!!!!
How was he owned? I was talking to you, since it's your thread

[Colapop]

"Coming or Going or Vistors in NZ..."
And here was me thinking you were being clever... too cerebral even for you FJ?

[Coyote]

"Coming or Going or Vistors in NZ..."
And here was me thinking you were being clever... too cerebral even for you FJ?
I'm only 16. I'm way to innocent to have noticed that...


cough

[MSTRS]

"Coming or Going or Vistors in NZ..."
And here was me thinking you were being clever... too cerebral even for you FJ?

Or perhaps the widow Mrs Palmer has immigrated, bringing 5 of her daughters

[Fatjim]

How was he owned? I was talking to you, since it's your thread

I feel a rhetotical question coming on.

[Fatjim]

"Coming or Going or Vistors in NZ..."
And here was me thinking you were being clever... too cerebral even for you FJ?

You got, I thought Coyote got it and was taking the piss out of you pointing it out, but he didn't get it!!!! Thats soooo funny.

[Colapop]

I had a senior moment. I think it's called retrovision.

[skelstar]

Another pointless thread FJ...who would guessed? :)

[Fatjim]

hey, 4033 pointless posts, but whise counting.:innocent:

[The_Dover]

hey, 4033 pointless posts, but whise counting.:innocent:

have you been drinking as well as masturbating?

[MSTRS]

I had a senior moment. I think it's called retrovision.

You still on about chains....

[skelstar]

I think the majority have some merit.

[Fatjim]

have you been drinking as well as masturbating?

sometimes I have be drunk to have my way with myself.

[Coyote]

lol

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[Colapop]

He's been stalking his hand for some time!

[MSTRS]

Hey Jim? D'you think Darkman would be upset if you arranged an opposable thumb for his 'girl'??

[Fatjim]

Na, those claws would hurt too much.

[MSTRS]

We're not suggesting 'fisting' you know.:innocent:
Don't you wonder what those pads are like??

[McJim]

Cal me retarded if you like but how did he manage to sprain his wrist holding those tweezers?

[Fatjim]

McJim is retarded.

[MSTRS]

Cal me retarded if you like but how did he manage to sprain his wrist holding those tweezers?

Hey! That's not very nice! Not his fault if the weather is cold:shifty: <_<

[Postie]

this is the funniest thread in ages.

[skidMark]

Am I allowed to ask if Coyote is some kind of retard?

go on ask you know you want to

[ManDownUnder]

have you been drinking as well as masturbating?

You know one can lead to the other... and the other can lead to the one... if you're game...

[ManDownUnder]

Cal me retarded if you like but how did he manage to sprain his wrist holding those tweezers?

His left hand got jealous and tried to choke his right...

[slimjim]

:gob: my god Fatjim, i was going to ask if you turned the shower tap the wrong way, as its not that often you get under it........... but all those other lads seem to know you alot better:yes: :shutup: :love: :rofl: :slap: :rofl: :rofl:

[ManDownUnder]

:gob: my god Fatjim, i was going to ask if you turned the shower tap the wrong way, as its not that often you get under it........... but all those other lads seem to know you alot better:yes: :shutup: :love: :rofl: :slap: :rofl: :rofl:

The scary part is he PM'd a number of us prior to getting into the fucken shower... looking for instructions...

He obviously didn't get any from anyone else either, and sprained himself the DIY way

[Fatjim]

Na mate I just PM'd you. Being the biggest W!@#er of them all.:dodge:

[Sniper]

Fuck this is a long thread to still be going in the wrong forum, Im impressed

[Fatjim]

Shhh, Joni is logged on and she'll infract me.

PS it is in the right Forum. just no goings or visitors

[MSTRS]

Fully is the right thread....comings, goings(on), we're all visiting it

[Sniper]

On ignored anyway :p

[McJim]

His left hand got jealous and tried to choke his right...

Couldn't have done - his left hand was holding the magnifying glass! :rofl::killingme:

[Lissa]

Gee you guys get excited by the smallest things :innocent:

[slimjim]

Gee you guys get excited by the smallest things :innocent:

"O No Lissa and McJim have been talking again...............:gob: Gosh FatJim..you must visit alot of nice folk................:yes: :innocent:

[McJim]

"O No Lissa and McJim have been talking again...............:gob: Gosh FatJim..you must visit alot of nice folk................:yes: :innocent:

No visits required, just the simple application of penis arithmetic...the bigger the engine the smaller the organ. Since you're steed displaces a good litre and half I think it's time you pulled your head in :rofl:

Ever wondered where the phrase 'Tossing the Caber' came from?

:killingme:

[Pex Adams]

Shhh, Joni is logged on and she'll infract me.

PS it is in the right Forum. just no goings or visitors

I think you've done enough infracting on yourself today Jimmy...

I hope Darkman's bitch isn't going to bite your hand off for missing round on her:gob:

[slimjim]

[QUOTE=McJim, just the simple application of penis arithmetic...the bigger the engine the smaller the organ.
Ever wondered where the phrase 'Tossing the Caber' came from?- the same house hold as throwing the monococktail, isn't

Na two head's and size thirdteen boots, :shit: :love:

[ManDownUnder]

Gee you guys get excited by the smallest things :innocent:

And some of us have good reason to point and laugh...:rockon:

[Sniper]

And some of us have good reason to point and laugh...:rockon:

And yell, "Hey look its a penis, only smaller"

[ManDownUnder]

And yell, "Hey look its a penis, only smaller"

Yup - then work up a woody of our own, pole vault over the kitchen table onto the bike abd be gone!

Be careful not to work one up too much though. Crack off that first round and you're left holding a skipping rope for a bit...

[Sniper]

Yup - then work up a woody of our own, pole vault over the kitchen table onto the bike abd be gone!

Be careful not to work one up too much though. Crack off that first round and you're left holding a skipping rope for a bit...

I dont really know. Everytime I get a woody I pass out from blood loss

[ManDownUnder]

I dont really know. Everytime I get a woody I pass out from blood loss

LOL... I know... and have you noticed - if you try to put your head between your knees you get a mouthful?

Tis a shame (and going downhill fast - care to join me here in the gutter?)

[Sniper]

LOL... I know... and have you noticed - if you try to put your head between your knees you get a mouthful?

Tis a shame (and going downhill fast - care to join me here in the gutter?)

I know and if you are not careful and your head gets caught in a loop (if you keep it that way) you can choke yourself!

I'll join you, but Im not touching anything you show me.

[ManDownUnder]

I'll join you, but Im not touching anything you show me.

And I suspect "bugger" would be entirely the wrong thing to say...?

[Sniper]

And I suspect "bugger" would be entirely the wrong thing to say...?

Very very likely. As well as bugger, "can you push this in for me", "I can make it fit" and "I have some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and its non-dairy"

[ManDownUnder]

Very very likely. As well as bugger, "can you push this in for me", "I can make it fit" and "I have some yellow liquid for your popcorn, and its non-dairy"

"ooo look, a bun for that sausage"???

[Sniper]

"ooo look, a bun for that sausage"???

You bastard, I just lost half my coffee and they think Im mad

[ManDownUnder]

You bastard, I just lost half my coffee and they think Im mad

LOL... think??

[McJim]

Well you two fellas seem to be having a lot of fun with 'show and tell'

Maybe it's time to take your conversation to PM..:love: :buggerd: :love:

[Coyote]

go on ask you know you want to
CUNT

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[ManDownUnder]

Well you two fellas seem to be having a lot of fun with 'show and tell'

Maybe it's time to take your conversation to PM..:love: :buggerd: :love:

Na - we're just sounding off - we're more spitroast (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=spitroast) (NWS) kinda guys...

Ladies - step right up - step right up

[Fatjim]

Gee you guys get excited by the smallest things :innocent:

Don't knock it untill you've tried it.

[Sniper]

I call head

[Sniper]

Gee you guys get excited by the smallest things

As a wise friend once told me, "Its not the size of the boat it the ocean, but the motion of the boat in the ocean"

He was then known as needledick and his real name was forgotten. Mind you he did manage to marry the hottest girl in blenheim this year.

[Fatjim]

As a wise friend once told me, "Its not the size of the boat it the ocean, but the motion of the boat in the ocean"

He was then known as needledick and his real name was forgotten. Mind you he did manage to marry the hottest girl in blenheim this year.

Bugger if she called him needledick as well.

[Sniper]

Fuck knows what she called him, but he was obviously very good with his tongue.

[Fatjim]

I feel a new poll coming on.

"How many orgasms have you given your misses in one night?"

[The_Dover]

I feel a new poll coming on.

"How many orgasms have you given your misses in one night?"

what are you? some kind of pussy whipped feminist?

How about "how many loads has your missus swallowed this year?"

bulldogs don't count. they'll eat anything.

[Fatjim]

I'd say pussy whipped feminist has a better chance of getting laid.

[The_Dover]

now now young James. the bitches like a bit of swagger, maybe that's where you're going wrong

(not too much mind, we don't want to get into any harmonic resonance issues here)

[Fatjim]

Yeah I know, nothing like the banging of your balls against your knees to make you realise your limitations.

[The_Dover]

my word, i didn't realise your legs were that short.

you seemed quite tall when I met you?

[Fatjim]

Anything over 5'1" is tall to you.

[The_Dover]

dude, anything above crotch height is too tall

[Sniper]

dude, anything above crotch height is too tall

Male and female?

[The_Dover]

it's all the same with your eyes closed sniper.

you're a military man, you know the drill.

[fische]

Getting drilled?

[Sniper]

it's all the same with your eyes closed sniper.

you're a military man, you know the drill.

Ive ner been near navy men though


Getting drilled?

Easy up newbie, you have to be careful saying things like that around here

[yungatart]

Pace yourself Jim, its almost cucumber season.....

[fische]

Easy up newbie, you have to be careful saying things like that around here
or you'll drill me?

[Colapop]

He's in your sights Sniper... :ar15:

[Sniper]

or you'll drill me?

I'de be more worried about Dover :p

[fische]

Pfft! I'll fuck him like the pussy he is

[Sniper]

Pfft! I'll fuck him like the pussy he is

I wish you the best of luck.

Little tip though, take lots of lube, I have heard through the grapevine that his nickname on the backstreets is, "The Piledriver"