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crazybigal
17th November 2006, 18:04
>
> >>
> >>A Northern Territory Australia farm hand, radios back to his boss,
> >>the farm manager.
> >>
> >> "Boss, I gotta big problem here. I hit a pig with the pickup. The
pig's
> >>OK but he's stuck in the bull bar at the front of my pickup and is
> >>wriggling & squealing so much I can't get him out".
> >>
> >> The manager says "OK there's a 303 behind the seat, take it out
> >>and shoot the pig in the head & you'll be able to remove him".
> >>
> >> Five minutes later the farm hand calls back.
> >>
> >> "I did as you said boss. Took the 303 and shot the pig in the head
> >>and removed him from the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still
> >>can't go on."
> >>
> >> "Now what's the problem?" raged the manager..
> >>
> >> "Well Boss, its his motor bike. The flashing blue light is stuck
> >>under the right front wheel arch...............You still there boss?"
> >>
> >>
Beemer
17th November 2006, 22:31
Repost - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=37517&highlight=pig

And next time you post something you've been emailed, at least remove the fecking >>>>>>>>!!!!
StoneChucker
17th November 2006, 23:57
Don't worry, I hadn't seen it before, and I'm also lazy :)

Cheers.
crazybigal
18th November 2006, 00:02
gee calm down man! you need to get out and ride more mr 1million posts!!


Repost - http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=37517&highlight=pig

And next time you post something you've been emailed, at least remove the fecking >>>>>>>>!!!!
Beemer
19th November 2006, 10:12
gee calm down man! you need to get out and ride more mr 1million posts!!

Good spotting - but I'm actually NOT a man... and Sniper WILL get you if I don't.
onearmedbandit
19th November 2006, 11:30
Gee, calm down everyone, it's a fecking joke.
jonbuoy
19th November 2006, 13:28
Should we rename this site - kiwispellingandgrammarnerds.co.nz?
Beemer
19th November 2006, 13:51
Should we rename this site - kiwispellingandgrammarnerds.co.nz?

HITCHER!!!!!!:gob:
Hitcher
19th November 2006, 14:59
Should we rename this site - kiwispellingandgrammarnerds.co.nz?

On a number of posts basis, it would be more appropriate to name it indignantilliterates.co.nz
jonbuoy
19th November 2006, 15:03
Your too smart for me Mr Hitcher, I can't tell if you're taking the piss or agreeing with me.
Hitcher
19th November 2006, 15:36
I can't tell if you're taking the piss or agreeing with me.

It's times like this that life is truly worth living.
yungatart
19th November 2006, 15:37
On a number of posts basis, it would be more appropriate to name it indignantilliterates.co.nz

Surely we should call it indignantliterates.co.nz as the illiterate ones don't know nor do they care about correct spelling and grammar. It is only the literate one's who get indignant, isn't it?
Hitcher
19th November 2006, 15:39
It is only the literate one's who get indignant, isn't it?

Yes. And no.
jonbuoy
19th November 2006, 16:46
Seriously though, I wonder if any people are put off posting on this site because they feel like people are going to take the piss or judge them because they didn't get an A in english.
Laava
19th November 2006, 22:20
Bab spelters off tha werld untie! :whocares:
xwhatsit
19th November 2006, 23:45
You know, Hitcher, I think that word you corrected (changing `ones' to `one's') is incorrect. Please do excuse me if I'm wrong, but I believe yungatart was correct in the first place (unless she's edited her post and I've misinterpreted your reply).

You're half there. `One' is not one of the special possessive pronouns that don't take apostrophes (yours, its et c), so if that `one's' was being used for a possessive function then your correction would be correct. However, unless I'm totally confused, `ones' was in fact being used as a simple plural pronoun, and not a singular possessive pronoun, so yungatart was correct.

</grammarnazi>

Heheheh it's like correcting the teacher at school...

got nerd?
Hitcher
20th November 2006, 08:43
got nerd?

Yungatart has corrected her original. And you should be reminded that apostrophes are used to denote possession or contraction. As the "one" in Ms Y's original post neither owned nor contracted, the apostrophe was redundant.
xwhatsit
20th November 2006, 12:54
(unless she's edited her post and I've misinterpreted your reply)

Whoops, that's exactly what I did.

*blushes*
<G>
8th May 2007, 22:18
PIG HUNTING IN THE NORTHERN TERRITORY.

A Northern Territory aboriginal farm-hand radios back to the
farm manager.

"Bossa, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the ute.
The pig's ok but he's stuck in under the bull bar at the front of my
ute and is wriggling & squealing so much I cannot get him out".

The manager says "OK there's a 303 behind the seat. Take it out
and shoot the pig in the head & you'll be able to remove him".

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back. "I did as you said
boss. Took the 303 and shot the pig in the head and removed him from
the bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can't go on."

"Now what's the problem?" raged the manager.

"Well Boss, it's his motor bike. The back wheel and the flashing
blue light is wedged under the right front wheel
arch..................... ?

?Boss, you there boss??
0arbreaka
8th May 2007, 22:51
bling awarded
The Pastor
8th May 2007, 23:21
Use the serach button

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=39154&highlight=pig


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=37517&highlight=pig
Sniper
9th May 2007, 20:12
Thank you Renegade