To the liar.

[White trash]

Bit of a private message to a certain tough talking bullshit artist. They'll know who they are but I'm sure they wont respond.

Anyway, here goes.

I had an interesting story relayed to me this afternoon about a guy who "gave everyone at Manfield the learn, mate!"

"I'm gonna go out in there in F1 'cause this racing larks dead easy and all those guys that were there were fuckin' homo's and I'm the man."

Well Mr Fancypants. When I first heard your verbal daeoria (sp) a year ago, I reserved judgement untill meeting you. Once we'd met I thought you were OK.
However, watch what you spout off to people about others and how great you are and how shit thjey are.

When it gets back to us "useless homos" we get a little irate. Especially when what you say is utter crap and you know it.

I'll see if you have the balls to start posting and put me right but I'm a little slutted right now. :argh: :done: :calm:

[Motoracer]

I almost thought that was about me for a sec there :sweatdrop

[White trash]

Not you brother. You're far too humble in your ability.

This guy reckons he's Kevin Schwantz :not:

[Two Smoker]

LOL, i thought it was me too at the start, then i saw further on that the guy was an OK rider, counts me out, im bloody shit slow and know it too......

[Menial]

oh no it's me.

[Motoracer]

im bloody shit slow and know it too......

Yea I know eh. Why are you so f*ckin slow man?? I am sure I have seen grannies on Honda city's go faster!! :Pokey:

Oh hang on, why did I then have to get the GIXXER going side ways around corners just to keep up with ya on the tight twisties in the wet? Does that make me a f*ckin slow c*nt too??? :bleh:

[Firefight]

Yea I know eh. Why are you so f*ckin slow man?? I am sure I have seen grannies on Honda city's go faster!! :Pokey:

Oh hang on, why did I then have to get the GIXXER going side ways around corners just to keep up with ya on the tight twisties in the wet? Does that make me a f*ckin slow c*nt too??? :bleh:


Hey this thread sound important, why don't you Nanas go somewhere else.

F/F :whistle:

[Drunken Monkey]

Yea I know eh. Why are you so f*ckin slow man?? I am sure I have seen grannies on Honda city's go faster!! :Pokey:

Oh hang on, why did I then have to get the GIXXER going side ways around corners just to keep up with ya on the tight twisties in the wet? Does that make me a f*ckin slow c*nt too??? :bleh:

Nah, you were just stationary. The rest of us were riding _backwards_, man...

[FROSTY]

aw shit WT im sorry.I diddn't think you'd hear me -I mean clearly Im faster than you guys by so much that I have to ride a slow bike to keep things fair.
I LET you fly past me and overtake me into Jennian -on one wheel
Only because you had come such a long way :devil2:
NOw if ya wanna square up--just you n me --then get to my place with your bike and mine --help me fit the engine --then lets see who the man is :devil2: :devil2:
Mind you would that be ya GSXR600 -Your ZXR250 Or your 900 hmmmm


Posters note for everyone besides WT :done: --for anyone who doesnt know --this is a piss take post.

Oh and WT forget him posting here You know the story mate --The BS stops when the flag drops.--
I for one would happily put $5.00 up for his race entry fees and licence so he can show us all how its done.
Shit ya never know he might show us all the "fast " line into Higgins
:doctor: :doctor:

[KATWYN]

*Sits back with popcorn and coke ready to watch the show*

[Two Smoker]

Yea I know eh. Why are you so f*ckin slow man?? I am sure I have seen grannies on Honda city's go faster!! :Pokey:

Oh hang on, why did I then have to get the GIXXER going side ways around corners just to keep up with ya on the tight twisties in the wet? Does that make me a f*ckin slow c*nt too??? :bleh:
Yeah mate, ill get our zimmer frames for us nana's and them we will have a good race at our pace hehehe....

And just coz i had a 90 year old in a Honda City pass me on the outside of a corner :crybaby: why'd you have to bring tht up man, its just not fair..... :crybaby:

The only reason you were sliding was because im slow as hell, but to slow you down i put a hole in my 2 stroke oil tank hehehehe :devil2:

[Hitcher]

daeoria (sp)

Diarrhoea is the word you seek: "frequent and copious discharge of abnormally liquid faeces". Interestly my dictionary doesn't specify which bodily orifice is responsible for said discharge...

[wkid_one]

Not you brother. You're far too humble in your ability.

This guy reckons he's Kevin Schwantz :not:
He won't be much of a risk then - he will fall off too much

[Paul in NZ]

Diarrhoea is the word you seek: "frequent and copious discharge of abnormally liquid faeces". Interestly my dictionary doesn't specify which bodily orifice is responsible for said discharge...

Oh! I had that on a job on the islands once.. I was irresponsible and my body didn't seem to know what orifice was supposed to do what.. Nasty!

Paul N

[wkid_one]

By sheer process of elimination - we should be able to figure out who was at Manfeild and who wasn't and work this one out!!!!

Now by going back to the Manfield thread - we should get some names!

[FROSTY]

yea wkkd--well there are 900 members.
we know where most of the auckland crew were that day -
Thanks to andrew most were well hung over :spudwave:

[curious george]

*Sits back with popcorn and coke ready to watch the show*

Pass the popcorn, Kat?
Who wants ice cream at interval?
*soz for o/t WT, hope the problem gets sorted.*

[Marknz]

Woohoo, I'll pay an entry fee to watch this one!!

Thought I might have been the guilty one for a while cause I was at Manfield... but then I was only watching.

That said... you lot are pretty fecking slow you know...1.14s on unprepared road bikes with road tyres... what's wrong with ya? :whistle: :devil2:

Hey, the offender doesn't happen to ride a black CBR600RR does he??

[Fluffy Cat]

He He,did someone mention coke?I'll just have a small sniff eh! :devil2:

[DEATH_INC.]

Not you brother. You're far too humble in your ability.

This guy reckons he's Kevin Schwantz :not:
Phew,not me either,I'm more of a Haga....

[maybe]

Not me my Virago and mansfield......NA

[wkid_one]

Fuck I wish I went - sounds like the sideline coulda been fun - I coulda toyed with him for hours........I am disappointed now

[Sensei]

Hey White-Trash just come out & say who you are pissed with dude . Don't be like them & talk shit ! If it's one thing I'v found from teaching Martial Arts . Confront the person face to face & get it sorted there & then. Other wise forget about it . Sound's like you should just let you riding skill's do the talking if he's up to it ? Sensei NP :done:

[Wenier]

it was me ahahhaha. No jus kidding but there'll be no battle wit 600s since i got urs WT. Bet thats so annoying that u didnt get much notice of losing it to me, and i didnt misshift any gears yet and i did a wheelie and the 100+++kph is pretty easy to

[Kickaha]

"I'm gonna go out in there in F1 'cause this racing larks dead easy and all those guys that were there were fuckin' homo's and I'm the man."




There's wankers like that at every meeting,generally they never quite get around to racing,and when they do they generally find it's not as easy as looks from the sideline,but they've always got an excuse for their poor performance.

[White trash]

Hey White-Trash just come out & say who you are pissed with dude . Don't be like them & talk shit ! If it's one thing I'v found from teaching Martial Arts . Confront the person face to face & get it sorted there & then. Other wise forget about it . Sound's like you should just let you riding skill's do the talking if he's up to it ? Sensei NP :done:

He's not a memeber. Just a lurker.

It'll get back to him that the people who's skills he was bagging have heard all about how great he is and our first impressions of him have been confirmed.

I'm not going to name names because I'm sure he has quite a few friends who think he's a top bloke. We also have mutual aqauintances who I don't want to start a shit fight between.

MarkNZ It wasn't the dude on the black CBR600RR.

[Hooks]

He's not a memeber. Just a lurker.

It'll get back to him that the people who's skills he was bagging have heard all about how great he is and our first impressions of him have been confirmed.

I'm not going to name names because I'm sure he has quite a few friends who think he's a top bloke. We also have mutual aqauintances who I don't want to start a shit fight between.

MarkNZ It wasn't the dude on the black CBR600RR.


Well mate .....All I can say is, bring on the new machine and if this prick is man enough to put his dosh where the orifice leaks then you can turn him into a doormat and take your time wiping your feet on him !!..... :ar15:

It's not me is it ???? :o ..... :thud: I mean my machine is pretty quick... especially going downhill with a tailwind ....and being towed my falcon ... :whistle:
Seriously though ...ignore the whole thing I reckon ...you have the best rep out there ...as a bloke and as a racer ....I'm just new to all this but no-one I've met so far has anything but praise for the "People's Hero" !!! Let this dork fall by himself ...his kind always screw up eventually because they're not bright enough to see how others see right thru them !!!

[White trash]

....I'm just new to all this but no-one I've met so far has anything but praise for the "People's Hero" !!! !

Ummm..... kind words, Hooks, but I aint the peoples hero.

He's my best mate. And just a little quicker than me on a good day.

[FzerozeroT]

"gave everyone at Manfield the learn, mate!"


:lol: 'the learn'

[Paul in NZ]

There's wankers like that at every meeting,generally they never quite get around to racing,and when they do they generally find it's not as easy as looks from the sideline,but they've always got an excuse for their poor performance.

Everyone looks good at the start of the race....

Paul N

[duckman]

Look WT if you cant take the heat then I'm just gunna go back to racing rossi cause he doesn't moan like beearch everytime I pass him .... :whistle:

[White trash]

Look WT if you cant take the heat then I'm just gunna go back to racing rossi cause he doesn't moan like beearch everytime I pass him .... :whistle:

Thank christ for that!

I'm sick of those mobile air compressor/twins dribbling oil all over the track. At least it's never on the racing line though, V-twin riders don't know what that is.

Who's the bee-arch now?

[duckman]

Thank christ for that!

I'm sick of those mobile air compressor/twins dribbling oil all over the track. At least it's never on the racing line though, V-twin riders don't know what that is.

Who's the bee-arch now?
Hahahaha - I love it :love: I'm just there to make you guys look good!! :not:

[F5 Dave]

Well when I was marshalling some many years back Raymond Roche popped his 888 coming out of the hairpin & boy did it lay down some oil right around the raceline & he didn’t pull over he continued to the pits leaving a line.

Probably heard about the thieving kiwis & was too scared to park up his bike in the infield. :whistle:

PS at a guess of who you are talking about do they let 1100s into F1???

[White trash]

PS at a guess of who you are talking about do they let 1100s into F1???

Ha ha ha. Good guess but this guy's not as bad as Mr Daytona. At least he had the guts to go to the track.

[merv]

Well when I was marshalling some many years back Raymond Roche popped his 888 coming out of the hairpin & boy did it lay down some oil right around the raceline & he didn’t pull over he continued to the pits leaving a line.

Probably heard about the thieving kiwis & was too scared to park up his bike in the infield. :whistle:

PS at a guess of who you are talking about do they let 1100s into F1???

And the offical line was it popped an oil filter - Ducs didn't blow crankcases then eh! Not like when Fogarty and co started breaking crankcases on the 916 when it was first introduced.

[F5 Dave]

Originally designed as a 500/600 the Pantha was stretched in capacity several times. (Could have learnt a thing or 2 from the Brits cock-ups). When they popped on some 4V heads & started to produce some real hp & used the back of the cases as a pivot point then it all went pear shaped. Multiple crankcase revisions later. . . :blink:

[scroter]

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE !!!!!!

How much for a front row seat WT

[White trash]

LETS GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLE !!!!!!

How much for a front row seat WT

Unfortunately, I think this particular gentleman would kick the shit outta me in a fair fight.

Good job I'm White Trash :whistle:

[Marknz]

Unfortunately, I think this particular gentleman would kick the shit outta me in a fair fight.

Good job I'm White Trash :whistle:

Really? Feck, I didn't realise Mickey Mouse was there.... :whistle: :devil2:

[White trash]

Really? Feck, I didn't realise Mickey Mouse was there.... :whistle: :devil2:

Ahhh, I see. Another fucken tough guy. Want a shot at the title, baldy or perhaps you'll just sit down before you hurt yourself...... :kick:

[Marknz]

Ahhh, I see. Another fucken tough guy. Want a shot at the title, baldy or perhaps you'll just sit down before you hurt yourself...... :kick:

Baldy? Jeesh, I've got an excuse for that... what about that shit on your chin? :not: And yea, I'll take on the next bloke next Friday fortnight... make sure he's there :sweatdrop . Careful though, I know a bloke who rides a twin that's pretty handy, and I might put him up as first reserve. :devil2:

And wait till my 18hp 150cc bucket gets here... you all in feckin trouble then :done:

[KATWYN]

Sweepstakes (on who the mystery person is)

My moneys on the last post guy.

[FzerozeroT]

And wait till my 18hp 150cc bucket gets here... you all in feckin trouble then :done:

i hope thats a typo and it's a 50cc? or 150cc diesel?

[loosebruce]

My old school teacher runs a pretty good Anger Managment class, infact it's the only course i'v ever passed in my life :crazy:

[Wenier]

My old school teacher runs a pretty good Anger Managment class, infact it's the only course i'v ever passed in my life :crazy:
Did u get an A in it or jus a C to pass?

[Marknz]

Sweepstakes (on who the mystery person is)

My moneys on the last post guy.

Don't waste your money Katwyn... I'm just stirring things up and keeping WT on his toes. If I had half the talent he, Cycosis, Jimbo750, Deano & co. had on big bikes I'd be a very happy boy. I'm happy getting my bucket to scream at 14000 revs and leaning the feck off that at top speeds of about 160kph downhill with a very good tail wind.

Later on in the year I might be able to pick up a track bike and attempt to keep up with these fellas... but until them I'm happy taking the piss and reading through AMCN and Two Wheels and just thinking I could be reasonably good one day.

[Marknz]

i hope thats a typo and it's a 50cc? or 150cc diesel?

Nope, 150cc twin but detuned to provide reliability rather than speed. Still goes bloody well for a 27 year old commuter bike with 8hp standard.

[What?]

And the offical line was it popped an oil filter - Ducs didn't blow crankcases then eh! Not like when Fogarty and co started breaking crankcases on the 916 when it was first introduced.
Remember the post-race interview... went well until Roche was asked why he didn't pull off the track when his motor lost its oil. Suddenly he didn't understand English very well. He lost a few fans over that.

[jimbo600]

Bit of a private message to a certain tough talking bullshit artist. They'll know who they are but I'm sure they wont respond.

Anyway, here goes.

I had an interesting story relayed to me this afternoon about a guy who "gave everyone at Manfield the learn, mate!"

"I'm gonna go out in there in F1 'cause this racing larks dead easy and all those guys that were there were fuckin' homo's and I'm the man."

Well Mr Fancypants. When I first heard your verbal daeoria (sp) a year ago, I reserved judgement untill meeting you. Once we'd met I thought you were OK.
However, watch what you spout off to people about others and how great you are and how shit thjey are.

When it gets back to us "useless homos" we get a little irate. Especially when what you say is utter crap and you know it.

I'll see if you have the balls to start posting and put me right but I'm a little slutted right now. :argh: :done: :calm:

Make them muthafuckahs pay Trash.

I'll be in for my usual brew on Friday sometime and we'll start plotting payback then. At least we have a target at the next Manfeild track day.

[jimbo600]

They probably work for sky tv too.

C**ts

[White trash]

Just to clear up a couple of misconceptions that are flying around.

The person who made these full of shit comments was not riding a red CBR1000RR as people believe.

Not that I give a fuck anymore, it's just I had a phone call from a concerned person who was under the impression I was speaking of him. My mistake.

Not true, the cock sucker involved knows who he is and will hopefully keep his oppinions to himself from now on.

Subject over, thanks for coming :done:

[Cajun]

please come again

[Firefight]

My old school teacher runs a pretty good Anger Managment class, infact it's the only course i'v ever passed in my life :crazy:


Yeah I did one of those courses, but I think I am going to ring up to see if I can get a refund,! :angry: after the fuckin shit time I had trying to get my fucking radiator back in my Fucking R6, :angry: I have already asked my contact in Japan to seek out the bastard who designed the shit thing and smash :bash: him in the head.


F/F :crazy:

[FROSTY]

ffor fuck sake FF how many times do I have to tell ya -Wave the rubber chicken around the work area BEFORE starting work -It absorbes all extra size and returns parts to shapes that actually fit.
I see the anger management course worked well on you :sly: