Beemer
22nd November 2006, 16:44
Where's Rove when you need him?
I couldn't resist buying this from Paper Plus today. Not because I'm a fan of the show, I've never actually watched it, but because well, check it out for yourself!
Yes, it's entitled GROW YOUR OWN! GROWS 600% ITS SIZE IN WATER ... IN 72 HOURS - and what is IT? It's Peter, so yes ladies (and gents who perhaps are less well endowed than they'd like!), you can now grow your own peter!
I pointed it out to the owner of the shop who could hardly stop laughing, especially the bit on the bottom: WARNING - CHOKING HAZARD - small parts, not for children under 3 years.
I love the instructions on the back too - Place your grow item in room temperature water. It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Your grow item can be grown again and again!!! For entertainment purposes only. Not for consumption.
I couldn't resist buying this from Paper Plus today. Not because I'm a fan of the show, I've never actually watched it, but because well, check it out for yourself!
Yes, it's entitled GROW YOUR OWN! GROWS 600% ITS SIZE IN WATER ... IN 72 HOURS - and what is IT? It's Peter, so yes ladies (and gents who perhaps are less well endowed than they'd like!), you can now grow your own peter!
I pointed it out to the owner of the shop who could hardly stop laughing, especially the bit on the bottom: WARNING - CHOKING HAZARD - small parts, not for children under 3 years.
I love the instructions on the back too - Place your grow item in room temperature water. It will begin to grow within 2 hours and will be full size in 72 hours. When removed from water it will slowly shrink back to its original size. Your grow item can be grown again and again!!! For entertainment purposes only. Not for consumption.