Only 43 years to go

[Dai]

Today I have the misfortune to turn 50.

Only 43 years left until I achieve my aim of

being shot by a jealous husband

on the rise

whilst just reaching the vinegar stroke.


Next week It will be 35 years since I passed my bike licence.

A much better reason to celibrate.

Tonight I will pay homage to Bachaus and in particular that wonderful discovery

RUM.

I have a litre waiting for me and I do intend to honour those sugar crystals that gave up their life in the fermentation procedure so as to afford me the joy of getting


Out of my mind bolloxed.

Chris

[MSTRS]

You and Bacchus stay off the roads tonight, and away from humans tomorrow !!
Good man - Happy Birthday.

[gijoe1313]

On ya! Shucks, you been riding longer than I've been alive! Try not to do anything too stoopid while rarking down the rum - like getting tattooed and shanghaied onto a naval vessel!

I think you should go out for a nice long bike ride beforehand though! :lol: No wonder we didn't see ya around yesterday, you were out shopping in the local grog outlets! :rockon:

[LilSel]

Happy Birthday :D
Enjoy ya b'day drinks

[Crisis management]

There's a few of us have survived the ordeal, just remember the incontinence pants before getting really shit faced:dodge:

[Blackbird]

Good on yer Dai - have one on me mate:rockon: I just want to live to a ripe old age without Mrs B sticking something sharp in me!

I plan to semi-retire in just over a year, a momentous and slightly scary step.

Have a great day.

Geoff

[Al]

All the best for your ½ Centaury!
May all your wishes come true.

Al

[Ixion]

Congratulations young fellow.

[Swoop]

Congratulations Chris!

If you finish that bottle tonight, the PRDA might send you a membership application.:Punk:

[oldguy]

HappyBirthday mate, should have come out for a ride last night was a good one I was TEC.