Fucken teenage girls!

[terbang]

My eldest girl Georgie (16 going on 21) got a lift home yesterday in a police car.! Turns out her and her bimbo mates had some sort of beef with a local shop and drove past throwing eggs at the place. Number taken, phone call made and they were nicked. Cops not too impressed and looking for some alternative therapy. After being marched off to face the distraught shop owner, all 3 partys (parents, Cops and Shop owner) have agreed that all 3 girls, who are also musicians, will donate 6 hours singing christmas carols in the egged shop on christmas eve.
They have all had their feet nailed to the ground for a while and the car keys have been taken for a while.
And my mum used to think sons were a curse..!

[kickingzebra]

LOL, at least they weren't wearing funny coloured bandannas and dislocating their fingers in attempts of showing gang loyalty. I guess the punishment fits the crime! Well done! LOL

[98tls]

HA HA.........good read........although i can understand your concerns as a parent i have to laugh.......if thats the worst shes doin then your ok eh........love the punishment...thats the way it should be.

[jafar]

Sounds a fair punishment , Which shop are they singing in ? & are you supplying eggs :dodge:

[BarBender]

Farken hell - ILMAO - I can just see it; 3 teenage girls 'enthusiatically' celebrating the festive season singing Xmas Carols...somebody pass the eggnog :lol: :lol:

But the flipside of this is that I'm reminded of an old russian proverb that says clever mother-clever son; clever father-clever daughter.

I dont know you brother - but on tonights evidence - it aint looking good for you. :lol: :lol:

[Colapop]

Great that you're taking a positive role in her upbringing. Damn sight better them doing that than some of the things they could be doing...

[Pex Adams]

They should talk to Darkman and Fatjim, get them there selling Sausages and Christmas Cake. Now that would be a real good sing-a-long...

[Trudes]

Teenage girls are the most evil and vindictive creatures on earth, believe me, I was one once!!
But as others have said, sounds like you're doing a pretty good job, and I think that's a great punishment considering the crime, shame is a great reckoner.

[Goblin]

Teenage girls are the most evil and vindictive creatures on earth, believe me,
Hear hear!!

I dont know your daughter but I know you are a great parent and hope she will soon grow out of the silly teenage antics. Mine is up to the rebelious stage and quite frankly I can see why some animals eat their young! And to think she used to be such a lovely girl. Boys are SOOO much easier!

Good luck Bruce!

[Alice]

This is where your parents get to have a good laugh, its payback time!
Doesn't sound to serious to me, at least they have some spirit, its just teenagers doing what they do and of course they pay the consequences for there actions, good oportunity for them to get some feedback from the public on there muso talents, it could be the start of something, maybe there will be a talent scout in the crowds as they line up to listen to the exceptionally talented 3 young eggthrowers..... recording contracts, the possibilities are endless.

[vixter]

Teenage girls are the most evil and vindictive creatures on earth, believe me, I was one once!!
But as others have said, sounds like you're doing a pretty good job, and I think that's a great punishment considering the crime, shame is a great reckoner.

fuck yeah ten times worse than boys!!

the humilation will be the hardest for them.

defo put a smile on my face

[Trudes]

There's a great book out that may give parents of teenage girls some insight into why they have become a monster, I think it's called "The Princess Bitchface syndrome" or something to that effect, it's quite good.

[jetboy]

Teenage girls are the most evil and vindictive creatures on earth, believe me, I was one once!!
But as others have said, sounds like you're doing a pretty good job, and I think that's a great punishment considering the crime, shame is a great reckoner.
you aint wrong there. just try dating one (back in school days)!

[yungatart]

Oooh the shame and humiliation for them!! Xmas Carols - how naff!
What a great punishment for them...
You just have to live long enough now to exact your revenge on her.

[Crisis management]

Well done Terbang, sounds like just the right way to respond to the "crime". They do grow up (eventually) and its all just part of being a parent!:bye:

[McJim]

If they don't show enough enthusiasm make them do it again until they do...as I suspect they may attempt to look sullen and 'cool' and think they haven't lost face.

My 2c

[Postie]

if that had been my younger sister, my step mum would probably have bought her a new car and asked her not to be bad again, then given her money to go drinking with her friends.
I like your method Terbang. Good work

[bobsmith]

Are you trying to punish the girls or the shoppers????? :sick:

[WRT]

Well, that wasnt quite what I was expecting after reading the title - where are the tales of young conquests!

Still, I like the punishment, good lateral thinking there.

[Hitcher]

There was like all these eggs.
So she like picked up this egg and like threw it.
And I was like Wow!
And she was like all emo
And I was like gahhhh!
And then there was like this other egg
And that was like everywhere
And I was like freaken
And then like the pigs came like
And we were like so totally busted.

[The_Dover]

is anyone else slightly worried about Hitcher's uncanny ability to slip into trainer bra mode??

[Swoop]

is anyone else slightly worried about Hitcher's uncanny ability to slip into trainer bra mode??

Scary that he manages to start a sentence with "and". Back at school, that was right up there with beginning a sentence with "Because"...

(Do you all think the hook is well baited?)

[Lias]

Mmmmm 16 year old daughters.. *goes visiting*

[terbang]

Sounds a fair punishment , Which shop are they singing in ? & are you supplying eggs :dodge:

Super Value in Waiuku


Teenage girls are the most evil and vindictive creatures on earth, believe me, I was one once!!


They are just dangerous weapons. Short skirts an all..
The local lads don't stand a show..
The shorter the skirts=the more boy racer like cars up my driveway.

Oh groan, where's that bottle of hair restorer..!:bye:



I dont know you brother - but on tonights evidence - it aint looking good for you. :lol: :lol:

Well if you had met my brother then you would probably have done so in Jail..!


Are you trying to punish the girls or the shoppers????? :sick:


If they don't show enough enthusiasm make them do it again until they do...

They will be watched and the shoppers will be entertained.


Mine is up to the rebelious stage and quite frankly I can see why some animals eat their young!

I wish I could pull a circuit breaker on the next few years.

And they all look at me as if it's all my fault..? Bearing in mind her mother was an English Vicars daughter when she was a teen. That dodgey streak could have come from anywhere... She'll survive it..

As a footnote to the whole saga. It is in my view, only a minor transgression at this stage and any future trend has just been (hopefully) nipped in the bud in the way that only small communities can do. Ups to the Super Value lady and local Rozz for taking a positive role in our future society, the old fashioned way. Until the next issue..?
Now how do I get rid of those mini skirts..?

[Fatjim]

Now how do I get rid of those mini skirts..?

Why would you want to?

[The_Dover]

Now how do I get rid of those mini skirts..?

I usually just hitch them up.

The real trick is the one handed bra release......

[TerminalAddict]

I'm happily ignoring this thread since, I am owned and controlled by 3 girls 11, 13 and 33 ;)

leave me be in my ignorant bliss :nya:

[Macktheknife]

The real trick is the one handed bra release......

Rubbish! That's easy.... I have won money on this!
I can undo any bra with a clasp, with my left hand in under 30 secs, without looking.
Several girls have bet me I can't, and lost. lol most entertaining!

Good work with the daughter there Terbang, love the punishment, very appropriate, well done.
Good on the local copper and shop-owner too, sounds like a good community.

[The_Dover]

that's postively amateurish.

if it's not (un)done first flick then it's no more than a fumble.

[jetboy]

i dont give a flying fuck how it comes off - as long as it comes off

[Indiana_Jones]

YO YO NIGGER, WE'RE GONNA DO A DRIVE BY!

DID YOU BRING THE PIECE, MUDA FUCKER?!!!

NAW, BO. I DON'T HAVE ONE.......ALL I GOT IS THOSE EGGS!

-Indy

[The Stranger]

Did you do that kind of shit when you were young?

Pretty harmless stuff really.
Give her a clip and tell her not to get caught next time.

[emaN]

... and quite frankly I can see why some animals eat their young! ...
:killingme :killingme
was wondering what you'dd add to this!!

[Fatjim]

I can remember sticking eggs under the car seat covers of those silly enough to leave there cars unlocked, which they did in those days, a lot.

Kinda like a whoopee cushion, without the whoopee!

[Lias]

This thread does NOT deliver given the title.

WTB videos of teenage girls fucking :-P

[Hawkeye]

My eldest girl Georgie (16 going on 21) got a lift home yesterday in a police car.! Turns out her and her bimbo mates had some sort of beef with a local shop and drove past throwing eggs at the place. Number taken, phone call made and they were nicked. Cops not too impressed and looking for some alternative therapy. After being marched off to face the distraught shop owner, all 3 partys (parents, Cops and Shop owner) have agreed that all 3 girls, who are also musicians, will donate 6 hours singing christmas carols in the egged shop on christmas eve.
They have all had their feet nailed to the ground for a while and the car keys have been taken for a while.
And my mum used to think sons were a curse..!

Brilliant - Now all you have to do is make sure you get it on vid. Then you can show it at her 21st bash, just to complete the humiliation.

[klingon]

Teenage girls are the most evil and vindictive creatures on earth, believe me, I was one once!!



I was never one! I went from being a charming and delightful child to a perfectly well balaced adult. And I didn't give my parents a single moment of worry. :innocent:

heh, just wait till she starts going out with boys on motorbikes! Then you'll have something to worry about! lol

[Alice]

Another thing,
If she has to do some compulsory busking its an opportunity to make a few dollars for the school holidays, ( don't forget to take the bucket ) you gotta make the most out of these situations.6 hours is a lot of singing.
Look on the bright side, ....it should be quite in your house for awhile afterwards.

[Scouse]

Jez what a relief for a moment I thought you were gonna say that Georgie had a bun in the oven any ways this could backfire on the dairy wog if the Girls decide to sing and play offkey imagin that 6 hours of playing out of tune they could get off in prolly 20 minutes if they are smart about it

[WINJA]

I Feel Ripped Off , I Read It As "fucking Teenage Girls" And Thought Yeah Im Into That

[Grahameeboy]

I Feel Ripped Off , I Read It As "fucking Teenage Girls" And Thought Yeah Im Into That

yeah...but girls are intelligent at that age......

[DMNTD]

yeah...but girls are intelligent at that age......
Hell...ya wanna bet? :shit:

[Grahameeboy]

[QUOTE=DMNTD;843084]Hell...ya wanna bet? :shit:[/QUOTE

...in response to WINJA's comment I meant.......

[WINJA]

[QUOTE=DMNTD;843084]Hell...ya wanna bet? :shit:[/QUOTE

...in response to WINJA's comment I meant.......

SPOSE YOUD BE MORE INTERESTED IF IT WAS LITTLE BOYS EH COKFAGPEDO

[Grahameeboy]

[QUOTE=Grahameeboy;843088]

SPOSE YOUD BE MORE INTERESTED IF IT WAS LITTLE BOYS EH COKFAGPEDO

:yawn: :yawn: :yawn: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :zzzz: :sleep: :sleep: :sleep:

[skidMark]

My eldest girl Georgie (16 going on 21) got a lift home yesterday in a police car.! Turns out her and her bimbo mates had some sort of beef with a local shop and drove past throwing eggs at the place. Number taken, phone call made and they were nicked. Cops not too impressed and looking for some alternative therapy. After being marched off to face the distraught shop owner, all 3 partys (parents, Cops and Shop owner) have agreed that all 3 girls, who are also musicians, will donate 6 hours singing christmas carols in the egged shop on christmas eve.
They have all had their feet nailed to the ground for a while and the car keys have been taken for a while.
And my mum used to think sons were a curse..!


tell your daughter

OWN3D

[Mental Trousers]

haha. Man, if she learns 1 thing from that incident it'll be don't get farken caught!!!


Rubbish! That's easy.... I have won money on this!
I can undo any bra with a clasp, with my left hand in under 30 secs, without looking.

30 seconds?? What the fark are you doing for 25 of those 30 seconds?? Getting your pants down or something??

[skidMark]

haha. Man, if she learns 1 thing from that incident it'll be don't get farken caught!!!



30 seconds?? What the fark are you doing for 25 of those 30 seconds?? Getting your pants down or something??

no....hes downing a high quality beer

[R6_kid]

send her my way, i'll sort her out, free of charge even.

[skidMark]

send her my way, i'll sort her out, free of charge even.



hahahaha reppppppp

[scumdog]

Good shit terbang - would that more parents would jump on their wayward kids like you did!:niceone:

[Goblin]

Until the next issue..?
Now how do I get rid of those mini skirts..?

Lets hope the next issue isn't she's got a boyfriend and comes home with a hickey on her neck.:shutup:

I'd rather mini skirts than the boob-tube/crop top and low-cut jeans with the butt crack in full view. Oh Novus!

[Rossi Gal]

Hmm when I was 16 me and a car load of mates drove through the city...all of us had paintball guns... :D now that was bloody good fun!!! ;) best bit was we hit the car yard a mate worked at as the groom...was he PISSED off the next day!! Hahahaha

[Blondini]

Ilove the penalty for the crime.Great idea for future references.I bet she will be doing some pleading with mum and dad about their mates seeing them, what the heck,where and when?Lets all go:yes:

[Ixion]

Waiook Supervalue. Xmas eve. Everyone go and point and giggle. Us old farts can patronise them and treat them as little children, and say how sweet it is to see children taking part in the christmas activities. Which will embarrass them no end

(BTW if you find a tail light red lens on the road around your way it's mine. Bloody inferior Boche glue)

[Colapop]

Lets hope the next issue isn't she's got a boyfriend and comes home with a hickey on her neck.:shutup:

I'd rather mini skirts than the boob-tube/crop top and low-cut jeans with the butt crack in full view. Oh Novus!
My girl knows... only thing she's gonna be wearing is her fathers boot (up her arse) if she tries to dress like a slut.

[R6_kid]

My girl knows... only thing she's gonna be wearing is her fathers boot (up her arse) if she tries to dress like a slut.

is that what you call it?

[Goblin]

My girl knows... only thing she's gonna be wearing is her fathers boot (up her arse) if she tries to dress like a slut.
Well that would be some fashion statement!
Does this boot make my bum look big?:confused:

[Macktheknife]

30 seconds?? What the fark are you doing for 25 of those 30 seconds?? Getting your pants down or something??

Shutup you fool.... you will ruin my scam! lol

[jrandom]

I... Thought Yeah Im Into That

Don't worry, dude, the interweb is the source of all good things (http://www.lemonparty.org/). (NWS)

[FilthyLuka]

Don't worry, dude, the interweb is the source of all good things (http://www.lemonparty.org/). (NWS)

WHAT THE F#CK IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!!

BBBBAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGGGG!!!!!

where the heck is that harakiri smiley...

#jabs fork into eye#

[Trudes]

Don't worry, dude, the interweb is the source of all good things (http://www.lemonparty.org/). (NWS)

oh my god, that needed a different warning, along the lines of "warning, may induce projectile vomiting".:sick:

[jrandom]

oh my god, that needed a different warning...

I knew that the first mod to come across it would add 'NWS'; my Imp of the Perverse demanded a sacrifice.

Sorry, Hitcher. Unless, of course, it awoke... previously unexplored emotions.

[Toaster]

Nice one... damn kids who dont get punished just keep on gettin worse.

[Mom]

Lets hope the next issue isn't she's got a boyfriend and comes home with a hickey on her neck.:shutup:

I'd rather mini skirts than the boob-tube/crop top and low-cut jeans with the butt crack in full view. Oh Novus!

I am lucky enough to have 2 daughters......5 years apart...........best thing I ever heard was eldest daughter to her sister.........we were walking down the road.........you should put some clothes on you look like a skank!

warmed my mother blood no end.........:yes:
Her father buys her clothes (go figure that) :spudwhat:
she comes home and shows me......:eek5:
I am instantly condemmend to the SBFH (she bitch from hell) category if I comment on what she wears.....
One small sentence from her older sister and bingo....no more eek moments

[Toaster]

oh geez... just followed that link...... just vomited up my beer and chips. Shit..... so much for a teenage girl theme (over 18 of course!)

[Mom]

oh geez... just followed that link...... just vomited up my beer and chips. Shit..... so much for a teenage girl theme (over 18 of course!)

Yep I also was foolish enough to click that link............LMAO.......wow so much for the young gay thangs..........managed not to be sick...........just

[Goblin]

I am lucky enough to have 2 daughters......5 years apart...........best thing I ever heard was eldest daughter to her sister.........we were walking down the road.........you should put some clothes on you look like a skank!

warmed my mother blood no end.........:yes:
Her father buys her clothes (go figure that) :spudwhat:
she comes home and shows me......:eek5:
I am instantly condemmend to the SBFH (she bitch from hell) category if I comment on what she wears.....
One small sentence from her older sister and bingo....no more eek moments
Oh that's brilliant! I have given up on commenting on the clothes....mainly 'cos I'm the SBFH regardless.

I think by 16, I have no more input as she is her own person now. Not that I have given up on her but she will have to learn from her own mistakes, as we all do. Trying times these teenage years.

[terbang]

Oh that's brilliant! I have given up on commenting on the clothes....mainly 'cos I'm the SBFH regardless.

I think by 16, I have no more input as she is her own person now. Not that I have given up on her but she will have to learn from her own mistakes, as we all do. Trying times these teenage years.

Y'know Kel you just reminded me of something.

When I was 15 I just couldn't understand how stupid my old man could be. He knew absolutely nothing and I treated him with the contempt that I believed he deserved.
By the time I was 20 I was quite surprised how much he had learnt in the past 5 years.

There is hope.

[Goblin]

:laugh: Yeah there's always hope. I was much the same too. 14-17 were my worst years, then ended up working with my mum and found out she wasn't so bad after all.

[Goblin]

my Imp of the Perverse demanded a sacrifice.

:gob: :love: :love:

[Hitcher]

Sorry, Hitcher. Unless, of course, it awoke... previously unexplored emotions.

I could have had Helen Clark looking over my shoulder. For heaven's sake man. Think of the children!

[slowpoke]

What....you let her out from under the stairs before she turned 30??!! You fool!!

[jrandom]

I could have had Helen Clark looking over my shoulder...

Easily batted.

"Well, I told Peter to stop emailing me those suggestive links..."

[oldrider]

Hang in there terbang this time will pass and you will all laugh about it.

It sure is a scary time of life though.

Shit fish that link made me feel bloody sick.

I was feeling bad enough because the chain on my bike is knackered but that pic just about made me spew on the spot.

What did that have to do with the thread? The relevance was lost on me. :sick: John.

[Jamezo]

LEMONPARTY-ed!

Nice job passing it off to WINJA as pr0n.

[jetboy]

Don't worry, dude, the interweb is the source of all good things (http://www.lemonparty.org/). (NWS)
mmm tasty :sick:

[jafar]

super value waiuku xmas eve KB bike meet is it ? They sell beer & have young musician's playing for 6 hours to keep us entertained.
Best of all the sandbar isn't too far away either

[0arbreaka]

I reckon Jake the muss woulda sorted her out...... very quickly!
Dosent it kind of remind you of Vicky off little britain.

My 14yo sister is almost exactly what terbang is talking about, she got brought home in a police car a couple months back, apparently she and her mate had stolen her mates older sisters car and were caught because they were bunnyhopping (it was manual) across the intersection next to the greenlane Mcdonalds...

[Goblin]

So Bruce....did the girls do their penance?

[terbang]

So Bruce....did the girls do their penance?
Just got my attention brought back to this thread. For some obscure reason, Mr Imdying (speaking of children) red repped me, with some snarky comments, right out of the blue for starting this thread. Perhaps my use of language, anyway such is life.
But yes they did their pennance and it was all eventually smoothed over. We were a bit of a family at war for a time there. Geo has now left school, she is quite a different girl now. She has gained (on her own merit) an apprenticship as an avionics engineer (they fix all the navigation instruments and radios in aeroplanes). She has a new boyfriend who is a pilot and is also well on her way to becoming a commercial pilot herself. I'm starting to breathe a sigh of relief.

[NZsarge]

Sounds like she's doing really well, you'll be chuffed eh.....

[stanko]

Just got my attention brought back to this thread. For some obscure reason, Mr Imdying (speaking of children) red repped me, with some snarky comments, right out of the blue for starting this thread. Perhaps my use of language, anyway such is life.


Dont worry too much about Imdying, since the bike website he tries to run went down the gurgler hes probably trying to share his morality in other circles.

[Goblin]

...she is quite a different girl now. She has gained (on her own merit) an apprenticship as an avionics engineer (they fix all the navigation instruments and radios in aeroplanes). She has a new boyfriend who is a pilot and is also well on her way to becoming a commercial pilot herself. I'm starting to breathe a sigh of relief.That's awesome Bruce! You must be really proud. :sunny::sunny:

Wouldn't worry too much about Imdying either...I dont think there are many active members here who havn't received a red or two from him.

[CookMySock]

....if thats the worst shes doin then your ok ehSHIT YEAH!! wot 98tls said.. some of the crap that has been done to me as a retailer over 20 years will make your hair stand on end.. Eggs are mild, by a long shot - I guess it doesn't feel like that to you tho.. so commiserations.. :(


DB

[The Pastor]

I read the title of this thread and thought it was about somthing completely differnt.

[Nagash]

I read the title of this thread and thought it was about somthing completely differnt.

Repost. :whistle:


--

But yeah, that's nothing. the least should could of done is throw flour at it. When mixed with the egg.. that stuff DOESN'T come off. Good times..

[_Shrek_]

I'm happily ignoring this thread since, I am owned and controlled by 3 girls 11, 13 and 33 ;)

leave me be in my ignorant bliss :nya:

so are you still in your ignorant bliss :innocent:

I'm down to one out of seven daughters she's 16 & hasn't tried anything new yet :laugh: but they do grow out of it :woohoo:

[Pixie]

This all sounds like the "St Trinnian's" (2007) movie I watched yesterday:

Visiting Hockey Team coach: "What do you think of my girls?"

St Trinnian's coach:"Hawes!! Janine Hawes; Pull your socks up!"

[Teflon]

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[Rogue Rider]

6 hours singing carols, that really is cruel for teenage girls...... mate I would rather have been put in the cells lol.