Redheads

[Hillbilly]

So, waddaya think about redheads? I used to date a redhead with green eyes who was absolutely hot!! To me they're the ultimate woman. Remember "Red Sonya"?

[98tls]

Yea but i also remember Phyliss Diller.....:sick: kind of balanced it out.......

[James Deuce]

It's your life. Just make sure you have a really styley jar to keep on the mantle piece or side table. You'll spend a lot of time staring at it wondering how on Earth your testicles got in there.

[ManDownUnder]

It's your life. Just make sure you have a really styley jar to keep on the mantle piece or side table. You'll spend a lot of time staring at it wondering how on Earth your testicles got in there.



LMFAO - you're a braver man than I putting that up there... Come and Get 'im ladies - is was him... not me!

*snip* *snip*...

[Pwalo]

Gentlemen prefer blondes, and so do I.

[Dooly]

Reds are fine.........just not bright ginger haired, pale skinned ones!

[James Deuce]

Dead right Dooly, it has to be a Day Walker.

[scracha]

Reds are fine.........just not bright ginger haired, pale skinned ones!

Shhhhh..I'm a bit of a redophile.

[carver]

So, waddaya think about redheads? I used to date a redhead with green eyes who was absolutely hot!! To me they're the ultimate woman. Remember "Red Sonya"?

never tried one..could be a bita fun!

[Drunken Monkey]

It's your life. Just make sure you have a really styley jar to keep on the mantle piece or side table. You'll spend a lot of time staring at it wondering how on Earth your testicles got in there.


They have to catch you first...

(damn that cast isn't as obvious as I'd hoped...)

[Biohazard]

Yeah baby !!!!!!! gotta love the sexy reds :innocent:

[oldrider]

My mother was a redhead, hey girls does that mean I am (was) hot!
It's all in the jeans ya know :yes: Unfortunately these days that's where it stays. In my jeans :bye: John.

[Disco Dan]

Red heads? where? who?

...off to meet a red head on a date in half an hour :innocent:

mmmmmmmmmmmm........

[Pixie]

Tradition has it that all redheads are witches

[James Deuce]

Tradition sounds like it's right on the ball.

[Macktheknife]

You know the difference between a redhead and a terrorist?



you can negotiate with a terrorist!
Seriously though I love redheads, the world would be so dull without them.

[ZeroIndex]

Reds are fine.........just not bright ginger haired, pale skinned ones!

what's that condition called again.... oh yeah, GINGERVITIS :D :Punk: ...and they have no souls..

[NotaGoth]

Brunettes...............:love:

[Trudes]

My brother and many of my cousins are gingas, my best friend is also a red head. Temper temper temper, don't cross them, don't piss them off, don't ever get on their bad side, I think elephants have the ginger jeans and that's all have to say about that.

[slowpoke]

Italians know a thing or two about worshipping and creating beautiful things and Ferrari chose to call their flagship "Testarossa" (redhead), 'nuff said.....

[James Deuce]

There's nothing terrifying about a pair of red rocker covers.

[Swoop]

I think elephants have the ginger jeans and that's all have to say about that.

?? gingers are always thinking about peanuts as well??? We learn something new every day!:done:

[Trudes]

Haha, and I think it was meant to be genes? :wacko:

[Harry33]

They have to catch you first...

(damn that cast isn't as obvious as I'd hoped...)

In the picture she has two different types of shoes on? Are redheads smarter than blondes?

[Drunken Monkey]

...yeah I know, the pic wasn't as good as I hoped. Jules actually has a cast on, but you can't see it properly in that pic. I thought that was one of her crutches in the background as well, but on close inspection I see it is a broom. I certainly didn't get bitten as often for a few weeks.

[Motu]

Italians know a thing or two about worshipping and creating beautiful things and Ferrari chose to call their flagship "Testarossa" (redhead), 'nuff said.....

Kiwi's did it first - go to Len Southwoods museum (not far from you) and you'll see his speedboat ''Redhead'',one of the most famous boats in New Zealand....and we are talking the 1930's here,long before any bloody eyetalian decided to paint anything red.

Anyway,red heads are fat...it's a fact.

[Trudes]

Is that fat as in obese or phat as in cool?

[slowpoke]

There's nothing terrifying about a pair of red rocker covers.


Ok, so I failed to mention that the Italians are also experts on things/people that are stroppy and temperamental....but in my defence my red-headed missus logs on now and then and I'm hoping like hell she doesn't read this!

[slowpoke]

Brunettes...............:love:

Your profile pic could very well sway the jury in your favour........

[Coyote]

what's that condition called again.... oh yeah, GINGERVITIS :D :Punk: ...and they have no souls..
There's gingers, then there's redheads. 2 different things

Italians know a thing or two about worshipping and creating beautiful things and Ferrari chose to call their flagship "Testarossa" (redhead), 'nuff said.....One of the coolest cars ever. The blades on the side air intakes are genius. It inspired me to want to become a car designer and work for Pininfarina

[scumdog]

CB is one - makes it easier to find her at a rally!

OF course it goes without saying that only works in daylight.

[slowpoke]

Kiwi's did it first - go to Len Southwoods museum (not far from you) and you'll see his speedboat ''Redhead'',one of the most famous boats in New Zealand....and we are talking the 1930's here,long before any bloody eyetalian decided to paint anything red.


Yup, amazing facility (must go back one of these days), and a mighty purdy lil' runabout...lending more weight to the "redheads are hot" argument.

[James Deuce]

OF course it goes without saying that only works in daylight.

Never met a redhead that didn't emit a hellish glow in the dark. She's dying her hair mate. She's either not a real one or "Strawberry Blond".

[oldrider]

CB is one - makes it easier to find her at a rally!

OF course it goes without saying that only works in daylight.

I thought you carried a torch for her??? :love: Isn't that how you found her in the first place?? (lol) John

[BuFfY]

I started reading this thinking yay1 for redheads... guess not everyone likes us!

A guy once said to a mate (loud enough for me to hear) I'd wanna f*ck her, red heads are demons in the sack

I blushed haha

[James Deuce]

I started reading this thinking yay1 for redheads... guess not everyone likes us!


You're killing a butterfly in your Avatar. I rest my case.

[The Stranger]

You're killing a butterfly in your Avatar. I rest my case.

And what's with the pic of Dover's GSXR in your profile?

[Disco Dan]

I started reading this thinking yay1 for redheads... guess not everyone likes us!

A guy once said to a mate (loud enough for me to hear) I'd wanna f*ck her, red heads are demons in the sack

I blushed haha

huh !? a red head.. here?? ....yay ! ! ! :innocent:

[James Deuce]

And what's with the pic of Dover's GSXR in your profile?

Que?

At least it's not a CB1100 "Snot Flicker".

[marty]

+1 for yummy redheads :)

[The Stranger]

Que?

At least it's not a CB1100 "Snot Flicker".

Interesting word association there Jim, wonder how you arrived at that.

In reality the SF stands for Suzuki Fucker.

[Hillbilly]

...red heads are demons in the sack!



:yes: :yes: :yes:

[scumdog]

I thought you carried a torch for her??? :love: Isn't that how you found her in the first place?? (lol) John

Yeah, true - but the torch got heavy over the 26 years until I was sure she was what I wanted!!!:love: :yes:

[BuFfY]

huh !? a red head.. here?? ....yay ! ! ! :innocent:

yes, you are lucky to be near one so gorgous!! :innocent:


And what's with the pic of Dover's GSXR in your profile?

Isn't she a beaut?


You're killing a butterfly in your Avatar. I rest my case.

I am not killing it... see I let it go! EVERY time!

[Disco Dan]

yes, you are lucky to be near one so gorgous!! :innocent:

So you single then? ;)

[R6_kid]

redheads... had a few in my time... seem to come up at the top of 'the list'

I'd post pics, but dont want to shame them!

I had a browse through the Playboy - Redheads book at work, quite nice!

[Disco Dan]

:drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool: :drool:

[BuFfY]

*blushes*

<nfjh>

[BuFfY]

redheads... had a few in my time... seem to come up at the top of 'the list'

I'd post pics, but dont want to shame them!

I had a browse through the Playboy - Redheads book at work, quite nice!

Damn fucken straight we do!

[Disco Dan]

*blushes*

<nfjh>

HOLY F*CK.... I just looked at your profile... 19... student teacher... :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob:

....so as i was saying... you single??????????

[BuFfY]

You sure do deserve your nomination!!!

[James Deuce]

I am not killing it... see I let it go! EVERY time!

You're just killing it over and over.

[Karma]

HOLY F*CK.... I just looked at your profile... 19... student teacher... :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob:

....so as i was saying... you single??????????

Cue Pyrocam with a big stick...

[Disco Dan]

:innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent: :innocent:

[Disco Dan]

You sure do deserve your nomination!!!

Thanks :P

So.. you single?? hehehe

[pyrocam]

Thanks :P

So.. you single?? hehehe

No, shes not.
:love:

[pyrocam]

So you single then? ;)

nuppers.....

[pyrocam]

HOLY F*CK.... I just looked at your profile... 19... student teacher... :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob: :gob:

....so as i was saying... you single??????????

shit outa luck I think mate

[ManDownUnder]

No, shes not.
:love:


nuppers.....


shit outa luck I think mate

You hinting at something? I think DD's going to pick it up eventually...

[James Deuce]

In the same way he picked up that VTR1000's don't do 280km/hr two up MDU?

As in NOT!

[pyrocam]

You hinting at something? I think DD's going to pick it up eventually...

just running it home :spudwave:

[ManDownUnder]

just running it home :spudwave:

I've TRIED that - ... 'tis fun! (we are talking about women now aren't we?)

[pervert]

You don't get much (read: any) pussy do you Disco Dan?

[pyrocam]

He cant be THAT bad....


Red heads? where? who?

...off to meet a red head on a date in half an hour :innocent:

mmmmmmmmmmmm........

howd that pan out for ya

[Disco Dan]

Great thanks... hey just means "more of a challange" :yes:

Well while your mates bike was getting nicked, I was chatting to her till 3am...


What were you doing mate?? :rockon:

[Disco Dan]

cat got your tongue? :innocent:

[pervert]

Haha, up chatting till 3am, what a good gay best friend you must make.

[pyrocam]

cat got your tongue? :innocent:

wow awesome! you were up until 3am chasing a bird you will never catch.


no I work during the day

[Disco Dan]

Your very confident... hehehe

You will learn.... ! ! !


Well to quote a great film....

"Oh im sorry did I break your concentration?" (pulp fiction)

....so she didnt tell you much did she.



...I work too... im self employed.. i work from home. Dont use hardly any petrol getting to work.. no boss... no nagging... ...no water cooler gossip... just me and my employee who frequents occasionally for further instructions!

[Disco Dan]

You don't get much (read: any) pussy do you Disco Dan?

Thats my business mate, im not one to kiss and tell.... but lets just say ive been enjoying 'student life' :innocent:

...im a playa.


"dont hate the playa, hate the game"

[pyrocam]

ok let me re-phrase


What were you doing mate?? :rockon:

hmmm.... not hitting on girls with boyfriends?

[pervert]

...im a playa.


"dont hate the playa, hate the game"

Anyone who openly makes those statements about themselves is usually a borderline virgin.

Let's just say that 'playas' don't generally have internet blogs about how dull their life is...hahahaha...

[The_Dover]

Thats my business mate, im not one to kiss and tell.... but lets just say ive been enjoying 'student life' :innocent:

...im a playa.


"dont hate the playa, hate the game"

I don't think that phrase refers to playing with yourself.

[pete376403]

Actually redheads can be a definition of tolerance - referring to measuring clearance, can I be the only engineer whos heard the term "finer than a rch"?














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[Disco Dan]

Let's just say that 'playas' don't generally have internet blogs about how dull their life is...hahahaha...

I aggree... the majority of them would be clever enough not to publish all their shinanigans on their blog....

its called playing the game...



:done:

[Disco Dan]

That was fun... :done:

:yes: :yes: :yes: :yes: :yes:


So have you chained her to your ankle yet?? hahahahahahahaha

[pervert]

I aggree... the majority of them would be clever enough not to publish all their shinanigans on their blog....

its called playing the game...



:done:

Holy fuck, you're slow aren't you...

Does the lifetime virgin club give membership cards and name badges?

You also might want to rethink your usage of the 'done' emoticon.

[Disco Dan]

Holy fuck, you're slow aren't you...

Does the lifetime virgin club give membership cards and name badges?

You also might want to rethink your usage of the 'done' emoticon.

your still going?? uhah.. let me know when your finished squeeking... :zzzz:

[pyrocam]

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[pervert]

Just as I thought, no defence apart from poor grammar.

[Disco Dan]

wHo kares aboyt spelin an gwamner? :whocares:

Go date a fricking dictionary if your that concerned.

[James Deuce]

That's "you're".

[Karma]

This is hardly as fun as I thought it might be...

[Disco Dan]

That's "you're".


actually... "you are"

:innocent:

[The_Dover]

wHo kares aboyt spelin an gwamner? :whocares:

Go date a fricking dictionary if your that concerned.

I'd expect the parents of the primary school kids you end up teaching will be concerned about both your pathetic grasp of the english language AND your creepy perverted loser aura.

[Disco Dan]

I'd expect the parents of the primary school kids you end up teaching will be concerned about both your pathetic grasp of the english language AND your creepy perverted loser aura.

HAHAHAHA!!!! you took your time dover!! i was waiting for that!!!! hahahahaha



Ive corrected lecturers before on their spelling, punctuation and grammer... im not the problem. This is a bike forum for talking bikes (and winding peoples bf up) not a lesson on English. fark.. I am English... you lot need the teaching!!

hehehe:yes:

[pervert]

I'd expect the parents of the primary school kids you end up teaching will be concerned about both your pathetic grasp of the english language AND your creepy perverted loser aura.

Fuck, now why didn't I put it so bluntly. That's well done.

[Disco Dan]

Fuck, now why didn't I put it so bluntly. That's well done.

Have you not read your own name lately? :whocares:


So who else has got a mediocore gf that i can chat up and annoy the fuck out of their bf? sending their insecurities spiriling? :innocent:

[James Deuce]

actually... "you are"

:innocent:

Your doltish guilelessness is amusing to me.

I may keep you around after the revolution, just for a laugh.

[pyrocam]

Have you not read your own name lately? :whocares:


So who else has got a mediocore gf that i can chat up and annoy the fuck out of their bf? sending their insecurities spiriling? :innocent:

go fuck yourself

[pervert]

go fuck yourself

Don't let him get to you.

You should be stoked that the kiddy fiddler in training wants your missus so badly.

[Disco Dan]

"result"

Thanks everyone, was fun.


so long and thanks for all the fish....

[pyrocam]

Don't let him get to you.

You should be stoked that the kiddy fiddler in training wants your missus so badly.

Little bitch doesn't call my girlfriend 'mediocre'
and he is in such a flurry to get his post out he cant spell, too much sexual frustration?

would explain the purple bike.


Fuck you disco dan I hope I dont meet you.

[Disco Dan]

insecurities are not a good thing to harbour dude...

[Grantasaurus]

well, that turned from a somewhat interesting thread to a very bitter one didn't it?

[vixter]

So who else has got a mediocore gf that i can chat up and annoy the fuck out of their bf? sending their insecurities spiriling? :innocent:[/QUOTE]

you can all but try with dover but lets see how far u can go!!-

[Disco Dan]

So who else has got a mediocore gf that i can chat up and annoy the fuck out of their bf? sending their insecurities spiriling? :innocent:

you can all but try with dover but lets see how far u can go!!-

hmmmmmm...... :innocent:

[vixter]

hmmmmmm...... :innocent:

pity i aint a red head!

[Karma]

pity i aint a red head!

And you're from up north!

[vixter]

And you're from up north!

yep just like boomer

[Karma]

yep just like boomer

Yeh, and he's a dodgy git as well.

Get back down the mines!

[slowpoke]

Your doltish guilelessness is amusing to me.

I may keep you around after the revolution, just for a laugh.

Just put him in a corner somewhere, it'll help keep the flies off the food.....

[Hitcher]

So, waddaya think about redheads?

They should be strangled at birth. Gingervitis is an evel condition.

So is explaining irony.

[Satch]

Little bitch doesn't call my girlfriend 'mediocre'
and he is in such a flurry to get his post out he cant spell, too much sexual frustration?

would explain the purple bike.


Fuck you disco dan I hope I dont meet you.

No offence to disco Dan but dude youve got every right to let people know shes taken and stick up for her!!

i didnt on here and i lost mine!!

bring on the read heads, blondes are to much trouble :Punk:

[Hitcher]

actually... "you are"
And your mother gave birth without contractions.

[pervert]

i didnt on here and i lost mine!!

Am I stupid...or are you trying to say that you lost your girlfriend to someone...over an internet forum?!?!

[boomer]

And you're from up north!


yep just like boomer


Yeh, and he's a dodgy git as well.

Get back down the mines!

how the hell did i get involved in this; There's a few million up norf and some right skanky hoes too, prolly even a couple of mingers i mean gingers in there too ( present company excluded Vix :p )

As fur gettin bak down tut mines lad :finger: you fukin soft, shandy drinkin, eel slurpin shite.

ps; never dated a redhead, blondes are my thing; until i met the mrs that is :shutup:

i just remembered (i'm like that), playin footy tonight and the opposite side are a bit feisty and whine like school kids; I was in goal and the ginga on there team was stood infront of me; he didn't like me calling him ginga and flared up like a ..well.. like a ginger. Was most amusing to watch his face blotch with anger. needless to say i got a yellow card :D

[Karma]

fukin soft, shandy drinkin, eal slurpin shite.


Aww... now I'm thirsty and home-sick...

[boomer]

Aww... now I'm thirsty and home-sick...

well you'll never be hungry :p

[R6_kid]

you can all but try with dover but lets see how far u can go!!-

LOL, i did alright didnt I? Although I did have Sir. Cowpoos handing me all the tips!

Good thing i cooked a mean breaky in the morning or I mighta got my beating from the man.

[blackkatana]

Redheads are lovely, no so much the pasty ginger ones tho.

[Karma]

There are some fit ginger chicks, but mainly the one attached

[The_Dover]

LOL, i did alright didnt I? Although I did have Sir. Cowpoos handing me all the tips!

Good thing i cooked a mean breaky in the morning or I mighta got my beating from the man.

You wanna explain that one to me Gareth?

[blackkatana]

Absolutely correct, exceptions to every (loose) rule. Very nice indeed.

[Hillbilly]

Well guys, without a word of a lie or any exaggeration, this redhead
is my personal trainer.....

[Karma]

Well guys, without a word of a lie or any exaggeration, this redhead
is my personal trainer.....

Why did that guy cut his dick off?

[Karma]

And a couple of my favourites

[Hillbilly]

She's a professional body builder. She's real woman, but yeah, not everyone can handle female body builders. There are plenty of women who look a lot more like Arnie!

[R6_kid]

You wanna explain that one to me Gareth?

oh shit..... :bye: :shutup:

[James Deuce]

There's gingers, then there's redheads. 2 different things.

Yes. One's a day walker and the other isn't.

[vixter]

oh shit..... :bye: :shutup:

you woke up yet!!!

still dreaming!!!!!!!!!!!!

[terbang]

My Mother was a redhead, I had a girlfriend (when I was 20) who was a redhead and now my youngest daughter is a redhead... So I've got to know some.
You can allways tell a redhead...But you cant tell them much..!

[James Deuce]

You can allways tell a redhead...But you cant tell them much..!

Dead right. Bit hard to talk when your broken jaw is wired shut.

[jrandom]

She's a professional body builder. She's real woman, but yeah, not everyone can handle female body builders.

Nah, she looks great. She's nice and smooth, obviously not on the juice. That arse is worth building an altar to. I wouldn't say no to her as a PT!

"Hi, yeah, this is Fish. Would you believe it, I've gone and forgotten proper squat technique again..."

[The_Dover]

Nah, she looks great. She's nice and smooth, obviously not on the juice. That arse is worth building an altar to. I wouldn't say no to her as a PT!

"Hi, yeah, this is Fish. Would you believe it, I've gone and forgotten proper squat technique again..."

maybe you could buy her a shewee in that case, should one be required.

["D" FZ1]

I am married to a Strawberry Blonde/Redhead and can vouch that they are real hot !!!!!:blip:

[0arbreaka]

redheads=hot, gingers=not

[Hawkeye]

mmmmmmm Redheads mmmmmmm Tanya Roberts mmmmmm

[WINJA]

Peter Jacksons Next Movie Is Gonna Be Called 'worlds Fastest Ginger' Its About The Living Legend Shaun Harris , You Thought There Were Some Hideous Monsters In Lord Of The Rings Wait Till This Movie Comes Out

[WINJA]

I started reading this thinking yay1 for redheads... guess not everyone likes us!

A guy once said to a mate (loud enough for me to hear) I'd wanna f*ck her, red heads are demons in the sack

I blushed haha

DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE CURTAINS?

[scracha]

DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE CURTAINS?
<connery> assh long ashh the collars match the cuffs match yesshh </connery>

Actually, ginger lassies are fab. Ginger guys on the other hand have a hell of a life. I used to get my head kicked in on a regular basis for being a ginger. Thank feck I grew out of it. Weird thing is it's just the hair on my head that's changed colour...if I grow a beard it comes out ginger.

IME 7/10 ladies don't have collars that match

[Disco Dan]

same... +1 ginga beard here :P

[ZeroIndex]

DOES THE CARPET MATCH THE CURTAINS?

with the way trends are going these days, it's probably a polished wooden floor.. :p

[0arbreaka]

Heres a fine example of a bloody hot redhead:gob:
btw, she aint got no carpet to match the curtains..........

[Clivoris]

:gob: Man this thread really has some legs. I've always been a fan of redheads, but I like explosions too. I have a lovely, strong as, 7 year old daughter. At least I know that one of my kids will be able to look after herself.

[Hillbilly]

This has to be the most famous of all the Redheads...

[marty]

a ginga just scored a great goal for sheffield against villa. :)

and i reckon DD is just wishing that he at least had a mediocre girlfriend, rather than a hot boyfriend, and he's just dissing Buffy to make himself feel better for swallowing last night...

[marty]

same... +1 ginga beard here :P

is that on you or your boyfriend?

[marty]

with the way trends are going these days, it's probably a polished wooden floor.. :p


it's amazing what quality can be found once the carpet is removed :)

[Pixie]

same... +1 ginga beard here :P

Scaredy weirdos scaredy weirdos
Scaredy weirdos with their plaited ginger beardos....

[rogson]

A spectacular redhead