ynot slow
5th December 2006, 20:38
Paddy is a newly ordained father and is due to hear his first day of confessions,says to the parish priest what do i do to give them for penance,the older preist says,give them 10 hail mary's and go around the signs of the cross reciting the lords prayer.cool thinks Paddy piece of cake,the first few are simple with the usual taking the lords name in vain,swearing,impure thoughts.until Mick Murphy arrives,"bless me father etc etc i've had sexual relations with Mary O' Brien",holy cow thinks Paddy what do i do,just then he thinks "say the rosary 5 times and ask for forgiveness"so tells Murphy thats his penance,next comes Sean Murphy" bless me etc etc i've had a blowjob from Kate O'Rielly",this stumps Paddy and without thinking says aloud "how much do i need for a blowjob",a voice from Mrs M'Carty the cleaner by the baptism font which she's cleaning replies"father usually gives me ten quid" :bye: