Bond lasts 7 overs - still on field

[Big Dave]

Bond - 7 - 0 - 31 - 3

National celebration ensues.

[dawnrazor]

this isn't about 'casino royale' at all, it's about stick ball - something called the arses

[Big Dave]

this isn't about 'casino royale' at all, it's about stick ball - something called the arses

ashes maybe?

[Indiana_Jones]

this isn't about 'casino royale' at all, it's about stick ball - something called the arses

Didn't the title kinda give it away?

lol

-Indy

[MisterD]

Suns out, pitch is drying, lets see how he goes from here....

[Dooly]

He's doing well, to last.
Straight to bed after the day.

Fingers crossed!:yes:

[dawnrazor]

ashes maybe?

I prefer my version LOL


Didn't the title kinda give it away?

lol

-Indy

Hey I'm Irish I'm genetically predisposed to HATE cricket with a passion, it is the preserve of the evil oppressor after all LOL

[Big Dave]

'Vaas to Cumming, moves forward to a fuller delivery and pushes to cover'

I find the cricinfo commentary somewhat disconcerting at the moment.

[rogson]

What about the guy who put $50K on a draw (odds $2... something I believe).

12 wickets on the first day........he's not looking good.

Imagine he's praying Bond breaks down and it rains. Actually, come to think of it....not a bad bet!

[Big Dave]

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Q. How does an Aussie living in London piss off his work mates?
A. Circulate this email.


Q. What do Geraint Jones and Michael Jackson have in common?
A. They both wear gloves for no apparent reason.


Q. What is the height of optimism?
A. An English batsman applying sunscreen.


Q. What does Ashley Giles put in his hands to make sure the next ball
almost always takes a wicket?
A. A bat.

Q. What would Glen McGrath be if he was an Englishman?
A. An allrounder.


Q. What advantage do Kevin Pieterson, Andrew Strauss and Geraint Jones
have over the rest of their
team-mates?
A. At least they can say they're not really English.


Q. What is the English version of a hat-trick?
A. Three runs in three balls.

Q. What do you call an Englishman with 100 runs against his name?
A. A bowler.

Q. What is the most proficient form of footwork displayed by English
batsmen?
A. The walk back to the pavilion.

Q. Who has the easiest job in the English squad?
A. The guy who removes the red ball marks from the bats.

Q. Why is Andrew Flintoff the unluckiest English player?
A. Because he was born in England.

Q. What does "Ashes" stand for?
A. Another Sad Horrific English Series.


Q. What's the English version of LBW?
A. Lost, Beaten, Walloped.


Q. Who spends the most time on the crease of anyone in the English team?
A. The person who ironed the cricket whites.
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[Pwalo]

Isn't there something about a bowler with a short and long leg who bowled a maiden over. Then there's the sticky wicket, handled ball, ball tampering and chucking.

Tis a strange and wondrous game.

[chris]

"The bowler's Holding, the batsman's Willey"

[k14]

Nice dave. But just remember who still currently holds the ashes. Its not over till the fat lady sings.

[Whynot]

"Hes usually a good puller, but that time he didn't get it up"

Richie Benaud

[k14]

Nah best is Mark Nicholas "What a wonderful site, stump in one hand, ball in the other and pulling off his helmet".

[Big Dave]

Getting to be a long time between drinks for Astle, N. Isn't it?

[Squeak the Rat]

Never fear, our reliable batsmen have more than made up for Bonds efforts. Last update NZ are 113/6......

[PuppetMaster]

Never fear, our reliable batsmen have more than made up for Bonds efforts. Last update NZ are 113/6......


:)
We made it past 200. Vettori saves the day, yet again.

[Squeak the Rat]

Thank goodness for our bowlers. Without them we wouldn't get ANY runs.....

[Big Dave]

'crikey'! 5/60