Handling all your names.

[ceebie13]

In the last week, Mrs Ceebie and I have met loads of great KB people in a very short time. What brought us together was a whirlwind mixture of happy and sad, laughing and crying, riding and chatting, standing around and drinking. All fabulous... but I'm buggered if I can cope with putting a "handle" to a face as well as a real name. So, typically, I have left the party thinking "who was that bloke with the hi vis jacket?" or "what was Aardvarks real name?". Put simply...I'm crap at remembering names. So with Altzheimers (SP?) clearly further advanced than I thought could I ask those of you whom we have met recently, or have been at the same function with, or even those who are just happy to, remind us of their forenames. (Ha, nearly put Christian name, but thought it may not be PC). Then I wont embarrass myself by calling Mrs Kendog Doris at the next gathering. Shit! That's tonight! at ...oh...ummm...what'sisname's...

Look. I'll start it off:
Ceebie13 = Richard
MrsCB = Lynda

Got it? Easy as...

[S&S]

S&S = Si & Saz :)

[Paul in NZ]

Paul in NZ? = I think thats pretty simple...

[Bend-it]

Bend-it = Helen Clark

[klingon]

klingon = klingon (my mother had a funny sense of humour)

[Terminated]

BuckBuckNo1 = Guy

[ManDownUnder]

Nigel Kelly

[Skunk]

Easy:
Skunk = Andrew
Skunk Control = Cathie

[apteryx_haasti]

Fiona

Or - hey wazzer face?

[MattRSK]

Look. I'll start it off:
Ceebie13 = Richard
MrsCB = Lynda

Got it? Easy as...

Hey Richard and Lynda, My name is Matt. I was on the MotoMart ride last weekend but my chain broke at the start, I am not sure if I met you there. Catch you in the future!

[James Deuce]

Jim2 = you utterly gobsmackingly stupid fuckwit.

[Trudes]

Hey Richard and Lynda, My name is Matt. I was on the MotoMart ride last weekend but my chain broke at the start, I am not sure if I met you there. Catch you in the future!

Oh Matt, I wondered if that was you! I came over to meet Steffi and she introduced us. Did you get that chain sorted?

[ceebie13]

Jim2 = you utterly gobsmackingly stupid fuckwit.


er...are you talking about yourself or me, mate? LOL

[Trudes]

Then I wont embarrass myself by calling Mrs Kendog Doris at the next gathering. Shit! That's tonight!

You better not Shirley! Nah Doris is better than some of the things I've been called.
Mrs Kendog is Trudi/Trudes or bitchface
Mr Kendog is Nigel/Nigeywigey or Studmuffin.

[notme]

Are me and my beeeeeyoutiful girly the strange ones or are you lot?

Allun = Allun
Bekki = Bekki

:whocares:

[Animal]

CADanimal aka Brian

[James Deuce]

er...are you talking about yourself or me, mate? LOL

Myself. I like to get the insults in before other people do.

[LilSel]

LilSel=Suzanne

[placidfemme]

Placidfemme = Tammy
Super_Sam = Sam (maybe one day I'll tell you her REAL name.... LilSel... don't tell em lol)

Edit: I have the same problem... but mines worse... Lias had to introduce himself to me twice in one day... lol but at least now I won't forget cause I felt like such a dick

[Ixion]

All very well and good for those that have A name.

[Edbear]

Umm! Guess!:innocent:

[Waylander]

Are me and my beeeeeyoutiful girly the strange ones or are you lot?

Allun = Allun
Bekki = Bekki

:whocares:
No you're just un-imaginative.:third:

[Meekey_Mouse]

Oh, good idea! Im terrible with names... problem is... even if I read them on here im still gunna forget either the persons real name or screen name!! :confused:

But.. Meekey_Mouse = Jasmine or Jas for short and seein as how I'm pretty short.. the short one usually fits best :p

[Karma]

That's me in the corner
That's me in the spotlight
Losing my religion
Trying to keep up with you
And I don't know if I can do it
Oh no I've said too much
I haven't said enough


Generally I'm the weirdo that throws out inappropriate suggestions at parties :D

[nadroj]

Kev.. . . . .

[jeff]

:done: Jeff = Jeff - that's easy - was riding the yellow Suzuki GSX1100 on the Motomart ride. What is confusing for people is that I can be on any one of four bikes on the weekends. Yellow Norton Commando, blue Norton Commando, 81 GSX 1100 or Honda 650 Bros, and looking to buy another one!

Chrissie = Chrissie - I was riding the Honda 400 Bros on the Motomart ride with the orange pack on the back. Just think of us as two old bags together.

[Colapop]

I is me. Once you've met me you'll be at therapy for some time...

[apteryx_haasti]

I is me. Once you've met me you'll be at therapy for some time...

It's true - I'm only just getting over that lunch...and that was MONTHS ago!

(rocks gently in corner)

[madmal64]

I is me. Once you've met me you'll be at therapy for some time...


It's true - I'm only just getting over that lunch...and that was MONTHS ago!

(rocks gently in corner)

I have known him from a life before bikes & I can vouch for that! Thats right eh Col?

Oh is Mal BTW

[Colapop]

There'll be a few from Deano's tonight that be in that boat too!

[bobsmith]

bobsmith = Jason (or just Bob as a lot of people call me)


klingon = klingon (my mother had a funny sense of humour)

hehe, at least she didn't call you gladwrap...

[WINJA]

Placidfemme = Tammy
Super_Sam = Sam (maybe one day I'll tell you her REAL name.... LilSel... don't tell em lol)

Edit: I have the same problem... but mines worse... Lias had to introduce himself to me twice in one day... lol but at least now I won't forget cause I felt like such a dick

ITS JO INNIT , THERES LESBIAN JOS EVERYWHERE

[riffer]

Winja, you're all class, as usual.

Me, I'm Simon.

[Toaster]

Toaster....... well, it's Toaster.

............. my mother didn't have any imagination.

[Sniper]

My dad wanted to name me Throgmortin. Unfortunatly my mother didnt. But you can

[MadDuck]

parents wanted to call me Sarah Jane...areseholes

[LilSel]

Placidfemme = Tammy
Super_Sam = Sam (maybe one day I'll tell you her REAL name.... LilSel... don't tell em lol)


Awwwwe come on now... play the game lol :innocent:

[LilSel]

ITS JO INNIT , THERES LESBIAN JOS EVERYWHERE

Your on the right track at least lol

[MadDuck]

WINJA....heres the play ...I Aint one will never be one. Damn pissed this thread got to this

My roof needs painting

[dawnrazor]

dave - obvious innit !!

[davereid]

hmm... not sure I want to tell you lot my name..:Punk:

[Sparky Bills]

Me Martin......





....... Parts/Accessories Legend Extrodinaire:innocent:

[Blairos]

Blairos = Blair :ride:

[Clockwork]

Kev.. . . . .

That'll learn me... I always assumed your name would be Jordan!

Me... Richard

[klingon]

That'll learn me... I always assumed your name would be Jordan!


Me too! Now we're going to have to start one of those threads "How Did You Get Your User Name?"

[Crasherfromwayback]

Bend-it = Helen Clark

WRONG.....Helen Clark = Bend over:sick:

[chanceyy]

There'll be a few from Deano's tonight that be in that boat too!


I think i am foreva traumatised lickipop i mean suckapop .. ohh gawd what is your name again

hahahaha

[chanceyy]

Chanceyy - Sandra

[Finn]

Toaster....... well, it's Toaster.

............. my mother didn't have any imagination.

Or contraception.

[chanceyy]

Me too! Now we're going to have to start one of those threads "How Did You Get Your User Name?"


Mine is a memorial .. ;)

[Finn]

Finn = Montgomery Burns

[Edbear]

hmm... not sure I want to tell you lot my name..:Punk:



Go on, just whisper it. We won't tell, honest...:yes:

[Colapop]

I think i am foreva traumatised lickipop i mean suckapop .. ohh gawd what is your name again

hahahaha
Yep she was ready for me.... (re: txt) and I will reaffirm my like of being licked and sucked... When did Wendy 'split' for home...?

I was disappointed with the Wairarapa Hardcore being as soft as what he was - It's my turn first next time Ryan!

[chanceyy]

Yep she was ready for me.... (re: txt) and I will reaffirm my like of being licked and sucked... When did Wendy 'split' for home...?

I was disappointed with the Wairarapa Hardcore being as soft as what he was - It's my turn first next time Ryan!

they left just after 10ish quick jaunt up the road to Shannon to meet up with a couple of others, directions passed on re back roads to feilding to set up for a flick up highway 54

[Bekki]

Are me and my beeeeeyoutiful girly the strange ones or are you lot?

Allun = Allun
Bekki = Bekki

:whocares:

He is pretty strange actually...

...but that's why I :love: him!

(My name is Bekki)

[Joni]

Joni = Joni... because even my partner forgets my real name... :shit:

[Lias]

Edit: I have the same problem... but mines worse... Lias had to introduce himself to me twice in one day... lol but at least now I won't forget cause I felt like such a dick

Who are you again LOL?

I had the same problem that day.. so many faces/names, got introduced to some, had others pointed out to me in passing etc. Tis a giant blur.

Lias = Andrew / Andy / Oi you git

[WINJA]

Joni = Joni... because even my partner forgets my real name... :shit:

ARE YOU DATING SNIPER? WHATS HIS REAL NAME?

[WINJA]

Winja=Eric Cartman

WHERES THE DIRTY FUCKEN JEWS AT?

[Storm]

Storm = Dion

[ajturbo]

Myself. I like to get the insults in before other people do.


Bugger.. missed out AGAIN!

[ajturbo]

I is me. Once you've met me you'll be at therapy for some time...

i am almost half way threw a bootle of rum... and it still stresses me...

i'll logon again once i've finished the bottle and up date!

[Lissa]

Lissa - Mel or Melissa.. but by crikey dont call me Missy :shit:

hmmm rum!

[Fatjim]

Fatjim = Tom Cruise

[Crasherfromwayback]

Alright then..... Pete McDonald.

Now you know who to ask for @ WMCC if you want to buy a new bike....or simply to abuse me!:dodge:

[Colapop]

Humpf!! Went in there today and I couldn't get a word in... you were either gas-bagging to your mate in his office or out the back scratching yer arse!
Pity that Aprilia is silver and that you were tied up... I coulda rode that baby outa there. Ah well just as well I don't have any money. :innocent:

[Pwalo]

Pwalo = Paul (another one).

[Ixion]

Lissa - Mel or Melissa.. but by crikey dont call me Missy :shit:

hmmm rum!

No, Ma'am.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Humpf!! Went in there today and I couldn't get a word in... you were either gas-bagging to your mate in his office or out the back scratching yer arse!
Pity that Aprilia is silver and that you were tied up... I coulda rode that baby outa there. Ah well just as well I don't have any money. :innocent:

lol.....mate....I assume you mean I was chatting to Garry Gill (the owner) in his office then? If so and I didn't get to you, sorry about that. I only ever go in there to sort a deal for a customer.....Garry and I don't do small talk mate!

Should've simply asked for me.....I ALWAYS spare time for customers, even if I've gotta get you a coffee while I sort something first!

try it....you'll see!

Money? Who the fuck needs money mate....that's what HP is for. I just borrowed 17k from Garry to buy a new (well new to me) car.....and I'm a broken arse!:Punk:

[Joni]

ARE YOU DATING SNIPER??I think Im gonna be sick :sick:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I think Im gonna be sick :sick:

lol.....well I dunno who the hell you're dating Love....but from what I know of you I know he's a very lucky man! Must be a sicko too if he's a mate of Dave Annans.....

Tell him I said so!:scooter:

[Colapop]

Should've simply asked for me.....I ALWAYS spare time for customers, even if I've gotta get you a coffee while I sort something first!
Nah mate, I got the help I needed... it was pissing down at that time so I didn't feel like hanging around. Don't you worry laddie I'll get back there for that coffee.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Nah mate, I got the help I needed... it was pissing down at that time so I didn't feel like hanging around. Don't you worry laddie I'll get back there for that coffee.

Glad to hear it....don't worry about bringing your wallet mate...a pen is all that's needed!:scooter:

[Storm]

.don't worry about bringing your wallet mate...a pen is all that's needed!:scooter:

And your soul-beware the smiling salesmen :bleh:

[Crasherfromwayback]

And your soul-beware the smiling salesmen :bleh:

A smile is cheap, and so am I.:Punk:

[ceebie13]

Oi!! Stop hijackin' my fred!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Doh.....well I'm still Pete then...:innocent:

[Ixion]

You don't need to re-pete yourself.

[scumdog]

You don't need to re-pete yourself.

Well I didna meet none of you dingas EVER but got a few giggles outa reading your scribes. Scummy and me - CB - are still what we are and if we ever meet you lot you will remember us, scummy is the one with the mustache - just you remember that.

[Lissa]

I got nothing better to do then highjack threads... but yea I think 'pete' has a problem. :innocent:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I got nothing better to do then highjack threads... but yea I think 'pete' has a problem. :innocent:

only the one?

[Crasherfromwayback]

You don't need to re-pete yourself.

Not bad for this time of night!

[Lissa]

only the one?

Well theres this one:


I am cheap .:Punk:

and this one:


....or I want you to abuse me!

Had to do a little bit of editing - dont hurt me!

[Crasherfromwayback]

Well theres this one:



and this one:



Had to do a little bit of editing - dont hurt me!

lol.....so what's the problem here??:innocent:

[WINJA]

I think Im gonna be sick :sick:

IS THAT A YES OR A NO BITCH? IM SURE YOU HAD A FLING WITH HIM OR SIMILAR, MIGHTA BEEN IN A POST SOMEWHERE

[Lissa]

lol.....so what's the problem here??:innocent:

ummm ceebie13's going to kick your butt for highjacking thread? :innocent: Not me though, I just have a 'must reply' problem.... dum de do.

[Crasherfromwayback]

IS THAT A YES OR A NO BITCH? IM SURE YOU HAD A FLING WITH HIM OR SIMILAR, MIGHTA BEEN IN A POST SOMEWHERE

lol...not looking too hopefull mate!

[Crasherfromwayback]

ummm ceebie13's going to kick your butt for highjacking thread? :innocent: Not me though, I just have a 'must reply' problem.... dum de do.

Bullshit! I'm bloody HUGE! 70 kg's IS huge innit?:shit:

[Lissa]

Bullshit! I'm bloody HUGE! 70 kg's IS huge innit?:shit:

Naaaa your a light weight.. think I could kick your butt too. :D

[Crasherfromwayback]

Naaaa your a light weight.. think I could kick your butt too. :D

Goodie....what'll that cost?:love:

[Lissa]

Goodie....what'll that cost?:love:

I was going to reply to this, but am trying to control my posting problem. :D

:spanking:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I was going to reply to this, but am trying to control my posting problem. :D

:spanking:

Phwoar!....likewise...

[Big Dog]

My real name is irrelevant, noone who respects me calls me that.
Important people and friends call me Nash.

[Nitzer]

Nitzer = Hugh Janus

[skelstar]

skelstar => a mix of 'sean kelly', and 'pornstar'...my best mate came up with it years ago.

[Beemer]

My real name is irrelevant, noone who respects me calls me that.
Important people and friends call me Nash.

Hopefully not Nash as in that tosser who 'writes' for Kiwi Rider!

Mine's Faye, username came about because I owned a BMW F650CS when I joined the site. Husband's name is Andy - he doesn't have a username as he's not into wasting time here!

[yungatart]

Yungatart - young tart, old tart, youngish tart or just tart... I used to have a real name once, but it is so long since anyone used it, I've forgotten what it is....(checks licence..)aaah, I remember now.. Janet

[Ms Piggy]

Celtic Sea Lily or CSL or Celtic = Cathy or Cath

MrCSL = Iain or Cathy's man or he whom I never really listen to.

[Macktheknife]

There'll be a few from Deano's tonight that be in that boat too!

uuummmmm Mack
and I am useless with names/handles/etc. Hell the other night at Deano's I introduced myself to the same person twice in an hour, and I wasn't drinking! lol

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Umm! Guess!:innocent:

BEAR, AM I WRIGHT

[WINJA]

Celtic Sea Lily or CSL or Celtic = Cathy orCath

MrCSL = Iain or Cathy's man or he whom I never really listen to.

CATH , NOW THATS A REAL DYKES NAME

[Ms Piggy]

CATH , NOW THATS A REAL DYKES NAME

Is it?...meh.

[Edbear]

BEAR, AM I WRIGHT



Mmmm! Thought ya wuz Pete, actually, but ya could be Wright, Pete Wright?:yes: Or am I Wrong? :bye: No, hang on, I'm Bear, or close to it, at least I'm bare... well I am when I'm tryin' ta scare the Missus....!:third:

Now I'm confused...!:shutup:

[Big Dog]

Hopefully not Nash as in that tosser who 'writes' for Kiwi Rider!

Mine's Faye, username came about because I owned a BMW F650CS when I joined the site. Husband's name is Andy - he doesn't have a username as he's not into wasting time here!
Nope! Just a nickname I picked up few years ago and like better than my real name.

[xwhatsit]

I have the terribly boring and unexciting name of Tom. It's no secret, I often use it to sign posts or PMs or whatever. As for my forum name (xerxesdaphat)... I have no idea what it means, I picked it when I was small and now it's too much effort to try and separate my online personality from myself and I can't get rid of it now.

[judecatmad]

Jude :D

No big surprise there...LOL

[enigma51]

My wifes calles me asshole ..... must be my name then!

[Biff]

I answer to Biff, and my wife.

[gijoe1313]

I be Justin "bet ya say that to all the girls" "just in time..." etc. etc.! The gijoe comes from my gungho attitude and also the fact that it happens to be my families anglicised surname from China (I'm doing this so it can be repeated in the "So what does your nick mean" thread!) ... and before the asian bashers can get in ... we been here since the 1860s! So...when did you lot get here then? :lol:

[What?]

Me too! Now we're going to have to start one of those threads "How Did You Get Your User Name?"

Been done already.
Don't want to get accused of re-posting.
No sirree, not that. No way...

[Bend-it]

okay okay then... Kevin's the real name... I only put on the wig, mask and fake boobs when I'm in parliament... the voice is hard to change... :P

You see, this theread has been a waste of time, 'coz it still doesn't really solve the problem. People will still rock up to rides, having memorised the handle-name mapping table and still have no idea who anyone is 'coz there're not faces / gear / bike pics!

[placidfemme]

ITS JO INNIT , THERES LESBIAN JOS EVERYWHERE

well... no... Jo is Sam's ex's name... but close... well not close at all... but still

[Al]

Al -> Alistair

:yes:

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

You better not Shirley! Nah Doris is better than some of the things I've been called.
Mrs Kendog is Trudi/Trudes or bitchface
Mr Kendog is Nigel/Nigeywigey or Studmuffin.

BMW = Shirley

lol Mrs Kendog!! My father named me - says it all really!

[Colapop]

My father named me...
Shirley not!!

[jrandom]

This thread is pointless. Everyone knows that KBers meeting in meatspace give up after a while and just call each other by their forum handles.

It's easier that way.

You newbies think I'm kidding, don't you?

[Trudes]

BMW = Shirley

lol Mrs Kendog!! My father named me - says it all really!

Lol, my dad always called me shithead.

[skelstar]

Mr Kendog is Nigel/Nigeywigey or Studmuffin.
Ah yes, Nigel and I had a chat while you girls were riding the other day and...well...he doesn't want to be called that anymore. He'd still like to the 'other stuff' though. He really likes it ;).

[Kendog]

Ah yes, Nigel and I had a chat while you girls were riding the other day and...well...he doesn't want to be called that anymore. He'd still like to the 'other stuff' though. He really likes it ;).

I saw in another thread somewhere someone had called me 'Kengod'. Whoever that was is very insightful.

[Lissa]

I saw in another thread somewhere someone had called me 'Kengod'. Whoever that was is very insightful.
Naa it was prob just a typo.. dont get too excited now :p

[MattRSK]

I saw in another thread somewhere someone had called me 'Kengod'. Whoever that was is very insightful.

It was RG100!!, and you would be clutching at straws to call him insightful. :P

[skelstar]

I saw in another thread somewhere someone had called me 'Kengod'. Whoever that was is very insightful.
They must have been that dyslexic atheist I've been hearing about...or your first groupie studmuff...erm, I mean Nigel.

[ceebie13]

I saw in another thread somewhere someone had called me 'Kengod'. Whoever that was is very insightful.

You're lucky they didn't call you Ken Dodd. (Google it if you don't know who Ken Dodd is)

[James Deuce]

Teeth. Lots of teeth.

[ceebie13]

Teeth. Lots of teeth.


And a tickling stick...:-)

[Kendog]

You're lucky they didn't call you Ken Dodd. (Google it if you don't know who Ken Dodd is)

Umm, that is lucky.

Are you a fan?

[ceebie13]

Umm, that is lucky.

Are you a fan?

I was one of the Diddymen!

[riffer]

Surely not? You're far too tall...

[Matt Bleck]

Paul .

[ceebie13]

Surely not? You're far too tall...

Thats why I got the sack, Si.

[sels1]

Sels1 = Selwyn.

[LilSel]

Sels1 = Selwyn.

Same as my dads :D

Am very much like him hence the nickname LilSel
We have similar personalised plates:rockon:

[TerminalAddict]

o_O who's got the personalised plate
"thebag" ??

which selwyn is it .. c'mon .. fess up
.
.
.
Whoa !! quick search reveals that is available :nya:

[McJim]

I've already got MCJIM for the bike and I'm contemplating MCJ1M for the family car - how sad is that?

I actually answer to McJim although some people occasionally call me Jamie.

[phoenixgtr]

phoenixgtr = Tristan

[wilber]

Wilber = Bill

[xwhatsit]

Wilber = Bill

Yeah, coz that makes sense :innocent:

[samwp]

bahahahaha!


well some of it was funny anyway

I'm Sam.

[Animal]

Placidfemme = Tammy
Super_Sam = Sam (maybe one day I'll tell you her REAL name.... LilSel... don't tell em lol)

Edit: I have the same problem... but mines worse... Lias had to introduce himself to me twice in one day... lol but at least now I won't forget cause I felt like such a dick
You felt such a dick? But i thought you said... ah, bugger it. Never mind. :)