Prince William hauled over coals for mini-motorbike prank

[Bob]

Prince William has been severely reprimanded by his Army sergeant, following a prank involving a mini-motorbike.

It is a tradition that cadets are allowed to turn up in costume for their rehearsal for their passing-out parade. Unfortunately, the Prince and his friends decided this meant they could turn up in blazers and helmets, riding mini-bikes.

This did not go down well with the Staff Sergeant, reported to be ‘So angry his eyes were bulging’, told the Prince to "Get those f***ing bikes off my parade square!”, then ordered the embarrassed Royal to stand against a wall as the dressing-down continued, said to be "The loudest dressing down we've ever heard. We doubt anyone has spoken to Prince William like that before."

[vamr]

The development of the missing hookers' story was a tad more interesting and probably just as relevant, overall, to motorcycling.

[Bob]

Come up with your own, carefully re-worked so as not to infringe copyright, interesting news items about motorcycling then... :banana:

(Damned slow biking news month, December)

[sAsLEX]

"The loudest dressing down we've ever heard. We doubt anyone has spoken to Prince William like that before."

I have heard some pretty loud ones before.

Best recently was the CPO that was on the snotties programme sitting in the office bored when some trainees saunter past........ 30 minutes of yelling and marking time I dont think they will be sauntering around no more