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Hillbilly
13th December 2006, 17:27
it's a stoopid, crass Aussie movie, right?? I men, ballroom dancing is for old fossils an' the like, right?

Wrong!! They really do that shit here. It's everywhere! It's also bloody aweful . "Dancing With The Stars" is a ballroom dancing show that's seen by Aussies to be the same as "Survivor". It's aweful. All the fat old people in tights trying to dance, and they're terrible!!

It's disgusting to look at all that lycra clad blubber gyrating to lame latino music, and then daring to call it Salsa !What's worse is it's live and will run over time into normal programming.

Some shit TV from over here has made it across the ditch like "Kath and Kim",
"MacLeod's Daughters", "Blue Heelers" to name a few. So has "Dancing With The Stars" taken off/been screen in NZ yet?
vamr
13th December 2006, 17:30
So has "Dancing With The Stars" taken off/been screen in NZ yet?

I believe it has but this is coming from someone who watches zero television.
Colapop
13th December 2006, 18:46
My Mrs watched/watches it/them dancing type shows. She wants 'US' to do lessons - so we can 'do' something together. I hate TV.
Trudes
13th December 2006, 18:52
Oh, Col, I can see you doing it too!! You'd be just as good as Norm (Hewit, for those who had a life and didn't watch), you could make up your own biker dance.:dodge:
Hawkeye
13th December 2006, 20:11
My Mrs watched/watches it/them dancing type shows. She wants 'US' to do lessons - so we can 'do' something together. I hate TV.

Please tell me your going to get free tickets for everyone to see this.
Colapop doing the samba. A MUST SEE TV. :rofl:
Colapop
13th December 2006, 20:14
Seen 'Fantasia' - the dancing Hippos? I'm more like a dancing rock.
Hitcher
14th December 2006, 07:57
So this thread has nothing at all to do with Dan Carter's jocks?
Trudes
14th December 2006, 09:33
So this thread has nothing at all to do with Dan Carter's jocks?

Can it be though? :drool:
ManDownUnder
14th December 2006, 09:36
My Mrs watched/watches it/them dancing type shows. She wants 'US' to do lessons - so we can 'do' something together. I hate TV.

That's what sex is for.

Face to face time... doing something together - getting some exercise... gawd you could even talk if you felt so inclined.
Drum
14th December 2006, 09:39
Those ballroom dancing chicks are HOT!
Hitcher
14th December 2006, 09:58
Can it be though?

You are a Married Woman(TM). Continuing to look at the menu after you have ordered is forbidden.
Trudes
14th December 2006, 10:25
You are a Married Woman(TM). Continuing to look at the menu after you have ordered is forbidden.

There's no harm in looking and drooling, it's the touching and feeling that are nonos!
Colapop
14th December 2006, 11:13
I have feelings ... they're never considered by others...
gijoe1313
14th December 2006, 11:35
You could always do synchronised motorbike riding :whistle: Or motorbike polo/football ... or even better ...




go for a ride when those TV shows are on instead! :msn-wink:
Hitcher
14th December 2006, 12:15
I have feelings ... they're never considered by others...

Real Men(TM) don't have "feelings". Harden the fuck up.
Cibby
14th December 2006, 12:22
you guys are missing the point, guys that can dance are automatically assumed to be good in bed, as any female who is watching a guy dance well, it is automatic interest.

coordination and style on the dance floor = experience, confidence and style in the bedroom.


There is one kb'er that i know who used to be an international B/room dancer, and you wouldnt pick it from a mile away, but it add's an element of intrigue..
Trudes
14th December 2006, 12:31
Actually Cibby's on the right track there. Usually (not always) if a guy has rhythm on the dance floor and can move, he usually has rhythm and can move other places.
Hitcher
14th December 2006, 12:37
he usually has rhythm and can move other places.

Like Upper Hutt?
Trudes
14th December 2006, 12:54
That's right!
Al
14th December 2006, 14:14
Like Upper Hutt?

For those kind of moves, Lower Hutt definately needs to move too!

Al
Clivoris
14th December 2006, 20:42
My Mrs watched/watches it/them dancing type shows. She wants 'US' to do lessons - so we can 'do' something together. I hate TV.

:killingme Maate. You owe it to all of us to get those lessons. The site of you gliding accross the dance-floor in your ball-room gears is on my list of things to see before I die. Of course...being caught watching you could bring the terminal date forward, but some things are worth dieing for.:sweatdrop
Colapop
14th December 2006, 21:25
After the steak I had tonight - I aint gliding nowhere...

Anyone got a forklift I kin boro'