Baby seals crossing the road at Kaikoura. (Un-P.C. thought) [Archive]

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Oakie

13th December 2006, 19:28

Colapop

13th December 2006, 19:41

Har Har. Don't need to be making too much noise about it there'll be millions of tax dollars spent on baby seal underpasses every 100mtrs.

Sniper

13th December 2006, 20:01

Sound like a new name I should tattoo on my new club

James Deuce

13th December 2006, 20:06

I've got some lovely fur seal slippers.

It's not an exclusive club.

Finn

13th December 2006, 20:15

It's not an exclusive club.

Club, hammer or pole, they all do the trick.

NighthawkNZ

13th December 2006, 20:55

Why did the seal cross the road?
To see how fur it was... :dodge:

Arrr Arrr

Oakie

13th December 2006, 21:24

Why did the seal cross the road?

To see his flat-mate?

Paul in NZ

13th December 2006, 21:27

Blew a seal on the Guzzi once - messy

Oakie

13th December 2006, 21:31

Blew a seal on the Guzzi once - messy

Dude...that's perverted...:sick:

Blondini

13th December 2006, 21:49

Saw an item on the news last night about baby fur seals being in danger crossing the highway at Kaikoura. It occurred to me that if a baby seal is successful crossing the road it is still a fur-seal. However, if it gets flattened by an 18 wheeler does that make it a tar-seal? :gob:

I really must be unwell I was really looking for picture of the cute little baby fur seals awwwwww:yes: Instead This..I think that is classic:killingme :killingme :killingme I am glad to see someone with the same warped sense of humour

Lou Girardin

14th December 2006, 05:45

I'll give this thread my personal seal of approval.

Sniper

14th December 2006, 07:07

It's not an exclusive club.

Nope, you just need a good arm

WRT

14th December 2006, 07:39

Well, if one of them makes it as far as a bar, what do you reckon it'll order?

Hitcher

14th December 2006, 07:52

Blew a seal on the Guzzi once - messy

I thought that was just the frost on your moustache...

Drum

14th December 2006, 07:54

As Cheech Marin so appropriately put it.......

Save the Whales, save those big fat funky Whales,
But shoot the seals, coz they're eating all the fish.

Squeak the Rat

14th December 2006, 08:13

Risky drum, the last cheech/chong quote got a thread PD'd.....

Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A polar bear.

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Q: Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

A: He was looking for a tight seal.

ZeroIndex

14th December 2006, 08:15

sounds like more people need to wear this carefully designed awareness t-shirt.. thanks again t-shirt hell :yes:

Oakie

14th December 2006, 17:01

Is it time this thread was locked ... and sealed?

NighthawkNZ

14th December 2006, 17:08

A broken seal then huh?

TerminalAddict

14th December 2006, 17:10

Is it time this thread was locked ... and sealed?

that's fur sure !

doc

14th December 2006, 19:30

I've forwarded all you sick puppies comments onto Greenpeace and your all on their email spam lists. Hoping I will win a set of sealskins for my next trip to Brass Monkey. Didn't know you could get fresh ones on the way down tho.

Babelfish

14th December 2006, 19:40

Fur furks sakes this is an on thread...that seals it, I'm joining in....

Whats a baby seals favourite drink?....

Candian club on the rocks...

Now I'm off to whip myself an repent

Oakie

14th December 2006, 21:32

I was thinking about this thread on the way home tonight and happened to go by another bike at an intersection. Wouldn't you know it ... it was a Yamaha 'Zeal' !