Three quickies

[ceebie13]

Two cows are discussing CJ disease.
One says to the other, "What do you make of this mad cow disease?"
The other says, "Don't ask me, I'm a squirrel"

Two nuns in the bath.
One says to the other, "Where's the soap?"
The other says' "Yes it does, doesn't it?"

Q.How does a blind parachutist know when he's about to land?
A.His guide dog lead goes slack

[S&S]

squirrel.... ha ha <_<

[car]

Two cows are discussing CJ disease.
One says to the other, "What do you make of this mad cow disease?"
The other says, "Don't ask me, I'm a squirrel"

Two nuns in the bath.
One says to the other, "Where's the soap?"
The other says' "Yes it does, doesn't it?"

Q.How does a blind parachutist know when he's about to land?
A.His guide dog lead goes slack

Plagiarising the Vicar of Dibley is a crime. Dawn French has been released from her cage to hunt you down and administer justice.

[Trudes]

I don't get it....
Am I just slow or are they not meant to be funny?
Please explain to the blonde.

[McJim]

It's vitally important that female sky divers wear panty liners...otherwise they will whistle on the way down.

Mrs KD:
Cow was already mad so thought it was a squirrel.
Nun 2 thought nun 1 said wears the soap (as in wears it down due to excessive friction...I trust no further description is required)
Blind Parachutist has brought his guide dog along for the ride - when the dog hits the ground the leash goeas slack thus notifying said blind person that ground is approaching.

They do however lose something in the translation...

[Trudes]

Ohhh, now I get it! Thanks McJim. :innocent:
Lol, I did get the third one, just didn't think it was overly funny so wasn't sure if it I got it or not! :bye:

[TerminalAddict]

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Nun 2 thought nun 1 said wears the soap (as in wears it down due to excessive friction...I trust no further description is required)

I still don't get it :shifty:

actually I'm just curios as to how further you could explain this to a woman ;) :dodge:

[McJim]

I still don't get it :shifty:

actually I'm just curios as to how further you could explain this to a woman ;) :dodge:

Insert some sort of recepticle for a battery in the soap, hand it to the woman, run a bath for her and say "Have fun."

[Squeak the Rat]

But both nuns are in the bath.... :drool: Is she holding the soap with her toes????

[Trudes]

Seems I'm not the only blonde, or are you guys fishing?

[ceebie13]

Ohhh, now I get it! Thanks McJim. :innocent:
Lol, I did get the third one, just didn't think it was overly funny so wasn't sure if it I got it or not! :bye:

Seems my signature says it all.

[TerminalAddict]

Seems I'm not the only blonde, or are you guys fishing?

oh to be that innocent :innocent:
My wife would love me "just that little bit more" :love:

[Steam]

Well I didn't get the Nun one until it was explained to me.