It's your fantasy: You choose.

[Clivoris]

Oftentimes at two a.m., drinking with my motorcycle buddies:drinkup: after motorcycling:ride: with my drinking buddies. We indulge in the three bikes at once fantasy, once we've worn out the blonde v. brunette debate:kick: . The idea is...you have unlimited funds and the opportunity to have any three motorcycles ready and willing to go in your garage. What are they?

My current toppers have to be:
A road-going Britton (it's my fantasy so it comes with full parts and mechanical support, or maybe I'll just make my own parts while I'm fantasizing).
One of the new Aprilia 550 motards, with whatever is required to turn it into a dirtbike when required.
A Triumph Rocket properly set up for those warm summer-day cruises to the cafe.
Let the derision begin.:Punk:

[yungatart]

I have no idea!
I obviously have to do some thinking on this one.
At present I am really happy with my EL 250, the only other bikes that have really turned my head are the Motoguzzi V11 and the GSX600F (in gold please) and mebbe the Kawasaki ER 6, in black

[riffer]

Ducati Desmocidici
Harley-Davidson Street Rod
Meccanica Verghera Agusta Tamburini 1000

[SimJen]

Easy.....
Honda NSR500 V2, which I'd have too make road legal.
Yamaha M1 in White with Red block Yamaha design
Lastly a full factory GSX-R1000K5 Superbike in Corona colours complete with 4 brolly dollies for when its raining ;)

[Clivoris]

Ducati Desmocidici
Harley-Davidson Street Rod
Meccanica Verghera Agusta Tamburini 1000

:yes: , the desmocidici often features in my alternate list, as does a fully personalised Fatboy with lots of screaming eagle gubbins.

[gamgee]

Yamaha R6
Aprilia RSV Mille (with factory shiny stuff)
Ducati 999

and if we can extend the list a little, I'd really like one of those ducati monsters

[Hitcher]

Yamaha FJR1300
Moto Guzzi Breva 1100
Suzuki DL1000 V-Strom

[NighthawkNZ]

The idea is...you have unlimited funds and the opportunity to have any three motorcycles ready and willing to go in your garage. What are they?

What only three..? sheese I thought I had unlimited funds...????

[enigma51]

1098s ducati
Mv augusta f4 senna (in black)
8th wonder of the world (750 k6)

[Clivoris]

What only three..? sheese I thought I had unlimited funds...????

True, but the game wouldn't be any fun without a little pain vicar.:devil2:

[hXc]

Triumph 1050 Speed Triple (with small screen and belly pan along with other shiny bits.)
Ducati S2R Monster 1000 - Road legal stunt bike (lots of mods and shiny bits.)
Aprilia SXV550 - Racing motard

[Shadows]

Unlimited funds? Why stop at three FFS!!?!?!?!?

[iwilde]

Y2k
K6 1000
Zx14

[Clivoris]

Unlimited funds? Why stop at three FFS!!?!?!?!?

Stop whining and pick some bikes.

[crash harry]

FJR1300 for touring
ZX6R for commuting / blatting around on / trackdays
RD500LC for being an idiot on

[hXc]

Stop whining and pick some bikes.Nicely put my friend.

Also, as a side note...Thanks for the accompaniment on the way home the other day. Was good to have the unmistakable orgasmic sound of a big bore twin behind me.

[kiwifruit]

Britten V1100
Some sort of modern moto gp bike
A supercharged Harley

[Clivoris]

Nicely put my friend.

Also, as a side note...Thanks for the accompaniment on the way home the other day. Was good to have the unmistakable orgasmic sound of a big bore twin behind me.

No sweat Zac. I wouldn't say too much about orgasmic twins being behind us tho. People might get it all confused with Billy-Bob and Jethro, the famous pig-farming twins from Dannevirke.
Thanks for slowing down so I could keep up mate.

[hXc]

No sweat Zac.
Thanks for slowing down so I could keep up mate.
Huh? Slow down? You keep up? Were you having trouble?

[COP_B8]

Ducati 998
Honda RS250 for the track
R1

possibly a Harley Davidson V Rod instead of the RS250 though.

[Clivoris]

Huh? Slow down? You keep up? Were you having trouble?

Yeah:shifty: Rubbish bikes those Aprilias. That's why I got me a nice Honda for when I want to go fast. Mind you, I have considered an 06 RSVR Factory for my top 3, but 2 Aprilias would be nerdy.

[jeremysprite]

VFR400R, for commuting, twisties, and having a ProArm.

RGV500(?) (the one that Schwantz had) 'cos it had 160rwhp. Track days, and for general death-wishing, and because I'll need something in the garage thats a constant 'work in progress'.

Ducati 998 or Moto Marini 1200?? Oohhh... the choices.... I'd probably go for the Corsaro, as my RGV would be the top end/fast bike, and the Corsaro for popping wheelies, stoppies, general road vandalism.

I would've said Britten as well, but all you's have one on your list as well, I'll just borrow yours.

[Shadows]

Stop whining and pick some bikes.

Dammit.

OK, as long as I get to keep my Sporty which I've already paid for, and use some of those unlimited $$ to turn it cafe...

Buell M2 Cyclone, minus that shoebox hanging off the side
Triumph Thruxton
Ducati Paul Smart 1000LE

Fek. Now I need a towel.

[Sparky Bills]

This is a tough one!

Ducati Desmo-se-dici (sp?)

Ducati 1098

Honda RC211V

The list goes on and on!

I would prob have to replace one with a Motard with dirt gear, but cant choose which one. So since its my fantasy, id have a garage with every bike ever produced, so i could choose depending on my mood:innocent:

[Clivoris]

I would've said Britten as well, but all you's have one on your list as well, I'll just borrow yours.

:lol: What color would you like me to get it painted for you?

[Steam]

Enfield 650, green, with panniers. How civilised. Would you like some tea with that?
THE CHANGELING!, UK hardtail monstrosity.
BMW F650 Dakar, for touring the world

[Edbear]

Moto Guzzi Cali EV Vintage for cruising.
GSX-R 750 K7, (Best ever sports bike and 'cause only the latest is the best...)
DL1000V-Strom for any road.

But my old banger is good enough for most things and I still like it 'cause each time I ride it I come back happy!

[Toast]

RC211V - 'cos it's the fastest point to point bike in the world.

A private jet - so I can fly to all of the MotoGP tracks and see how many minutes a lap I am off the pace.

Lots of brolly dollies.

[KLOWN]

Mv augusta f4
kawasaki 636
some cool off roader/dual purpose

[KLOWN]

VFR400R, for commuting, twisties, and having a ProArm.




I've heard the rvf400 is better handling/performance than the vfr400

[gamgee]

I've heard the rvf400 is better handling/performance than the vfr400

you heard wrong :yes:

[jeremysprite]

I've heard the rvf400 is better handling/performance than the vfr400

Dunno about handling, I think they have USD whereas VFR's have standards? but VFR engine is more powerful, as the RVF makes the Aussie learner power restriction, but the VFR does not.

Like the VFR styling better too, cooler paintjobs and I like the headlights. RVF too 250C-like.

[jeremysprite]

:lol: What color would you like me to get it painted for you?

There's only one true colour for a bike.

[Mr. Peanut]

Yamaha MT-01
Turbo (500hp) Hayabusa
Supercharged Desmodeceyciee with an extended swingarm and spinners and NOS and airbags.

[gamgee]

There's only one true colour for a bike.

haha, shit thats funny coming from a guy who owns a suzuki and lusts over a honda:dodge:

[insane1]

suzuki m109r,suzuki tl1000r,suzuki gsxr1300hayabusa with all good stuff done to it.

[Hillbilly]

1. MV Agusta Grand Prix 1100

2. Truimph Sprint ST 1050, in blue

3. Yamaha YZF-R1 SP for the track.

[Insanity_rules]

Alrighty then!!!!!!!

1) CBR1000 RR Repsol like Deano's but with Neptune or Brothers exhaust and Lara Bingle draped over it.
2) Aprilia Tuono 1000R, You'd understand that one Cliv.
3) KTM 950 Supermoto for that all important on/off road stuff. Fancy letting me test ride one Stu?

One of the above is achievable but to have all three in my mind would give you a bike for every occasion. One substitution would be a fully like new restored Suzuki RG250 Walter Wolf. I had one once and it totally broke my heart, it was fast and a sharp handler but shit did it break down a lot.

[dawnrazor]

one of mick doohan's hondas

one of carl fogarty's ducatis

one of joey dunlops honda

[Motu]

Wasp...powered by Wasp....and seeing as this is a fantasy world I want it road legal too.

XR750....and seeing as this is a fantasy world I want it road legal too.

Rickman Metisse,powered by Weslake.....and seeing as this is a fantasy world I want it street leagl too.

I will also need a large area with several tracks - a 1/2 mile dirt oval and inside that an MX track...and as this is a fantasy world I will be able to ride these bikes to the max,and injury will be unheard of,even if I crash at high speed.

[boomer]

1098s ducati
Mv augusta f4 senna (in black)
8th wonder of the world (750 k6)


your so gay it's not funny

[Lucy]

1988 GN250 - black, for days I'm in a bad mood.
2002 GN250 - blue, for days I'm in a mellow mood.

I know it's only two, but I already have a red one.

:rockon:

[frogfeaturesFZR]

MY FZR
Aprilia RSVR
Triumph Rocket 111 :done:

[WRT]

K1200S for touring.
Street/VRod for cruising.
SVX550 for commuting.

All of the above with whatever trick goodliness I could throw at them. Naturally I'd keep the two I've got, the CR for MX'ing and the RSVR for Trackdaying, no point getting rid of them seeing as this is with unlimited funds. Speaking of which, tack onto the order a supercharger for the RSVR.

Ta muchly, do you have an ETA for me?

[thealmightytaco]

1. Black '06 zx6r (the edge thing was far more sex than the round thing)
2. Black/Orange '07 gsxr 1000 (and I said I'd never ride one of these things once)
3. Orange '-- ktm motard of some kind, the 450 one sounds good, with powers of instant off road ability

[hXc]

I wouldn't say too much about orgasmic twins being behind us tho. People might get it all confused with Billy-Bob and Jethro, the famous pig-farming twins from Dannevirke.Oh yeah, your bike sounded nice too:shutup:

[placidfemme]

Very good question:

1. 2007 Yamaha R6
2. 2007 Suzuki GSX600RR
3. My bosses Harley Davidson

[hellnback]

GTR1400
KX450F
ZX10R

Juan Juan!

[MisterD]

I'm not into off-the-peg stuff you can come round the corner and see a carbon copy of, so it'd have to be something to my spec by Exile Cycles (and a couple of Lambrettas tha wouldn't mean anything to you big wheel folks)

[BarBender]

Aprillia Tuono - go to work and to the bike shop waka
Black 04 ZX10R - make loud noises at track day waka
ZX14R - Pimped out drag waka

[Nutter34]

Well, since I detest sportbike riding positions, I'd start by sorting the Zeds suspension, full Ohlins, then maybe a new set of light wheels, all to turn it into a sorted handling machine...

Then I'd like a mint RZ500, since they really are a bike like no other.

Finally, an Aprillia motard for winter when the Takaka Hill is full of grit... Can still get me jollies on that way.

[bert_is_evil]

Ducati S2R Monster (in black with white stripe)
Triumph Daytona 955i (in black)
Some kind of dirt bike

[Maha]

DAYTONA 955i .....:rockon: ............06'
RG500 just to putta down to the shop on...:innocent:
The Triumph i have now or the YZF 600 i use to have.....:scooter:

[skelstar]

Desmosedici for (trying) to go quick
Blackbird (maybe) for long dist pillion stuff
BMW K1200R for when I like to get nekid

oh and one of those Lara Bingle things too please :)

[-df-]

ZX7RR (dream bike)
1098 ducati (new dream bike!!)
ZX14 with a big arse turbo :Punk:

[Bonez]

Some old Japper with a zillion miles up....................................
Guess I already live in my fantacy world along with all my imaginary freinds ah?

[James Deuce]

1. Some RWU Ohlins Forks for the Z750 and a Rider seat. Then it will be perfect.

2. A Yamaha Roadliner Midnight S.

3. A Suzuki DRZ400SM (With a set of dirt rims).

[Clivoris]

Oh yeah, your bike sounded nice too:shutup:
:lol:

oh and one of those Lara Bingley things too please :)

I thought about one of these too but I was talking to a mate at the pub who reckons they're known to be vulnerable to piston slap. Funny thing was, he said that like it was a good thing.

[Bonez]

:lol:


I thought about one of these too but I was talking to a mate at the pub who reckons they're known to be vulnerable to piston slap. Funny thing was, he said that like it was a good thing.Probably refering to pissed and slapped.

[MattRSK]

Ducati 916
Aprilia RS125
Triumph 675

[Clivoris]

Ducati 916
Aprilia RS125
Triumph 675

Mmm. 675.:yes:

[ninjac]

2001 YZF-7R for road and track
2007 ZX-14 my idea of the ultimate tourer
2007 KX450F for bush and motard

[Insanity_rules]

Desmosedici for (trying) to go quick
Blackbird (maybe) for long dist pillion stuff
BMW K1200R for when I like to get nekid

oh and one of those Lara Bingle things too please :)

Yeah I'd sure like to show her where the bloody hell I was! Yoo Hoo behind you! Hee Hee Hee.

[shafty]

Morbidelli 850 V8 - it's gotta sound horny, a V8 in a bike
(see http://www.macrorom.nl/sponsored/italdoc/morbidelli/850v8.html)

ST1300

Rocket Three

[snipa84]

Ducati Monster S4Rs - hoon & performance bike in one
Triumph Bonneville T100 - cruising and mild touring
BMW R1200GS - hard core touring and dual purpose

Of course, if I had a little more choice I'd probably throw in a stroker and a smaller dual purpose bike, but what can you do.

[MattRSK]

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[jonbuoy]

Dear santa,

Vincent black lightning - Re-engineered and blue printed to modern specs, Ohlins innards or replacements and bollocks to the puritans.

Ducati 916 - Ohlined and blue printed to the max.

Turbo Hayabusa.

I will also need diplomatic immunity. Thanks.

Johnny.

[jade]

Ducati 1098
Kwaka zx6r
NSR500 - 94

[Clivoris]

Ducati Monster S4Rs - hoon & performance bike in one


Welcome to the site mate. Good friend of mine has an S4R and that is a lovely bike to ride. So easy, and deceptively quick. I can only imagine that the S4Rs is more so.

[Hailwood]

My three

an original Honda CB1100R 80-81 model
Vee-Two supercharged V-Rod currently on sale in Oz
Triumph Rocket

[madandy]

Husqvarna SM450RR
Ducati 916 custom
BMW K1200GT

[Batcerb]

ZX7RR <---- A Scott Russell Muzzy one tho

Bimota Tesi Millennium (La Vyrus)

Triumph Tiger '07

[madmal64]

Well Clive since we spoke about this last time I have changed my mind a little. Only one bike would change though.
I would have one of these http://www.marineturbine.com/motorsports.asp
and one of these http://www.supersqualo.com/ and a Triumph rocket mods yet to be sorted out.

[Clivoris]

I love the absolute insanity of the Y2K. God bless America.

[madmal64]

I love the absolute insanity of the Y2K. God bless America.

I would love to give it a try. Insanity....madmal umm that works!:Punk:
Just stay on my left if you want to come along for a ride!

[xwhatsit]

An early Triumph T120
BMW K1
Yamaha RZ500

And can I keep my CB250RS? I like it, too :love:

EDIT: replace the RZ500 with a 70s Ducati 900SS if I feel like it

[knight rider]

500hp turboed busa with nos
britten
kawazaki zx14 with an extended swin arm cromed wheels phat paint job..... maybe just something like this

[slowpoke]

Fantasy stuff is all very well, but it's a bit too dreamy for me...here's three real world bikes I've found kickin' around NZ that I would buy tomorrow.....if I didn't have a missus who would quite rightly slap several shades of shit out of me once I got home..........

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Sports/auction-81311091.htm

http://www.motorcycletrader.co.nz/DesktopDefault.aspx?UsedBikeID=1826974&TabID=3553&Alias=motorcycletradernz

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me-Motors/Motorbikes/Motorbikes/Dual-purpose/auction-79378725.htm

[White trash]

Three bikes? Easy.

K6 GSXR thou' for a trackday bike.
Turbo'd K4 Gixxer thou' for a road bike
K1-K2 Gixxer thou' for a stunt bike.

[Storm]

And now for the vaguest list here :D

GSXR 600 for the road,
A trials bike cos I've always wanted one,
A custom harley for the summer cruising
( and for my first runner up- happy now Jim and Bend it :bleh:)XR200 for the dirt squirting (as I had one for years and am feeling nostalgic right now)

[James Deuce]

STORM! Put down that bottle, it's too early even for you military types!

3 bikes lad, 3!

[Bend-it]

That's 4 storm!

I'll have:-

1. RF900 (already do!) for touring and commuting

2. Gilera 180 (1st scooter to appear on this thread? :D) :scooter: for inner city blasts

3. HD Night Rod Special... that one really is special... oooh...

[Citroenjunkie]

Vincent Black Shadow
GP Truimph
Mike Hailwood replica Ducati
:ride:
Am I showing my age yet?

[phoenixgtr]

Aprilia RSVR Factory

Aprilia RS250

Ducati 1098s

Of course, seeing as this is a fantasy world I am perfectly capable of riding these bikes like a legend :rockon:

[slowpoke]

2. Gilera 180 (1st scooter to appear on this thread? :D) :scooter: for inner city blasts



Since when do you "blast" ANYWHERE on a scooter?

And this is your FANTASY??!! Jaysus, your nightmares must make for interesting discussion then, please tell all....

[Bend-it]

Nightmares?

gsxr thou, ducati desmoscedici, living in the Wairarapa!

[Storm]

STORM! Put down that bottle, it's too early even for you military types!

3 bikes lad, 3!


I'm stone cold sober, its just that I've knocked off work for a month and the rush of freedom is all a bit much for a wee lad like me :D:D:D:D

[mstriumph]

i'm happy with the two i have

but i'd like a barnful of spares for the cb350 ...... she's getting a bid elderly

and :sunny: a modern dirtbike would be good ? ....:love:

[dveus]

Aprilia RSV 1000
Early Harley knucklehead (late 30's)
An a motard of some description