Teen slang test

[SpankMe]

Me gets 5/10 and that was just guessing.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/magazine/6179573.stm

[Indiana_Jones]

4/10 for me.

bloody teens lol

-Indy

[Mole_C]

Fark, im 19 and still only got 3/10.

[Disco Dan]

4/10

And i'm English! damit! bloody hoolagan teens!!!

[R6_kid]

wtf... english kids must be on acid or something, even i didnt understand half of them.

[bluninja]

8/10......all that time at college served me well....working!!! If I hadn't left I'd prolly have got 10. I like the word Gopping though...it sounds like what it means.

[Meekey_Mouse]

Lol, who uses most of those words :S I'm a teen and I got 4/10. No wonder why "teenagers" have a bad name! :p... we're morons if we talk like that :yes:

No offense meant if you do though :innocent:

[McJim]

5/10 - nothing to be proud of. At least I can still understand my 3 year old.

[Indiana_Jones]

We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles,
T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s,
Ball games, gold chains, whassa-names, and at a push,
Some Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush,
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ...
No income tax, no V.A.T.,
No money back, no guarantee,
Black or white, rich or poor,
We'll cut prices at a stroke......
God bless Hooky Street,
Viva Hooky Street,
Long live Hooky Street,
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street,
Magnifique, Hooky Street,
Hooky Street

<img src="http://www.mgnet.karoo.net/delroduncmainpic.jpg">

-Indy

[Flyingpony]

I got 4/10 by just guessing. Teens are using such poor and incorrect English!

WTF: "I'm 'bare' tired" ... WRONG Kids, it's "I'm very tired!". Hitcher will be spitting tacks!

[LilSel]

I got 3/10... chipper!!

[Whynot]

i got 4/10
all guesses .....

[ZeroIndex]

We've got some half price cracked ice and miles and miles of carpet tiles,
T.V.s, deep freeze and David Bowie L.P.s,
Ball games, gold chains, whassa-names, and at a push,
Some Trevor Francis track suits from a mush in Shepherds Bush,
Bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush, bush ...
No income tax, no V.A.T.,
No money back, no guarantee,
Black or white, rich or poor,
We'll cut prices at a stroke......
God bless Hooky Street,
Viva Hooky Street,
Long live Hooky Street,
C'est magnifique, Hooky Street,
Magnifique, Hooky Street,
Hooky Street

<img src="http://www.mgnet.karoo.net/delroduncmainpic.jpg">

-Indy

haha, i love that show

[Fishy]

4/10........

[kiwifruit]

8/10 here

[judecatmad]

5/10 for me too.... *sigh*

[dnos]

bloody hell. 4/10 for me. But mostly guesses, only knew 1 of them.
crazy stuff.

[Hitcher]

5 out of 10. I am so like totally bummed out.

[Joni]

4/10... was a complete guess...

[crazybigal]

2/10 what ya gona do!

[bugjuice]

6/10 guessing all the way..

bring back cockney slang.. at least it was understandable

[placidfemme]

I failed miserably... but then again its BRITISH slang... if they had a kiwi version I'm sure we would have all passed

[bistard]

What a load of shyt,I got 2/10 & I have a teenage daughter
And I can understand everything shes says,but nothing she txts

[Tickler]

8/10 but halve those words are bloody stupid, those poms are whack!
Lucky there wasnt a version for the snoop d-o-g-a-nizzle language. foe-shizzle

[MisterD]

4/10...I think that means that the yoof of today don't even have enough intelligence to make their slang impenetrable to us oldies.

[ZeroIndex]

I got 1 friggin point..

[Postie]

4/10... I'm proper confuzzled.

[judecatmad]

I failed miserably... but then again its BRITISH slang... if they had a kiwi version I'm sure we would have all passed

Well, I'm British and have fared just as bad as most on here! Could be something to do with not living there any more tho...

:crybaby: I don't understand the British teens, I don't understand the Kiwi teens - how on earth will I cope when we have kids????????

:rofl:

[apteryx_haasti]

:crybaby: I don't understand the British teens, I don't understand the Kiwi teens - how on earth will I cope when we have kids????????

:rofl:

I got 5/10 - just stick to cats, I say!

Cat language:

*follows down hallway to kitchen* feed me
*large insane eyes and biting* I'm crazy
*purring* feed me....

[mikey62]

After getting the first couple wrong closed my eyes and randomly clicked on the mouse !

[Satch]

That was so random its not funny, bloody brits

3/10

[Toaster]

3/10... no clue. no kids. not a care in the world.

[Skyryder]

5/10 So I'm only half grown up.

Skyryder

[Oakie]

3 ... but I am 46.

[Pumba]

1/10 - I dont know what is going on

[TerminalAddict]

7/10 .. its just scary I scored so high !

[miSTa]

An almighty 2 out of 10.

The only two I got right were the questions about man boobs and porn. No, they do not tell a story they were simply guesses, honest.

[Calo]

5/10. I don't speak chav. :)

[Storm]

8/10 - and I'm 25 !!!!!!

[Edbear]

i got 4/10
all guesses .....



Same here...

[Crisis management]

3/10, no wonder my kids don't listen to me....

[MattRSK]

20 years of age and got zip. bloody poms :yes:

[Gremlin]

1... and I'm 23... could I just ask


:spudwhat: WTF? :spudwhat:

[BuFfY]

7/10
I have never heard of some of them... crazy people out there

[sprocket]

3/10 here Wtf we dont use gay brit slang in NZ, so you cant really guage it for our country !

[StoneChucker]

Sweet, I scored like 6/10 using educated guesses. That's like, so fetch...

(fetch is *almost* catchy!)

[Skunk]

7/10 - how random! And I'm over-the-hill. I blame my knowledge of the slang on my niece.

[Switch]

5/10 ....must mean im old :weep:

[Ralph]

Only 3/10 for me.

[Timber020]

7/10 so many reruns of the bill didnt seem to help much, Fucking gopping test innit?

[Flatcap]

6/10, which is alarming as I actively discourage such devolution of the English language

[KLOWN]

7/10 woot im "porn' good

[Jamezo]

Stop trying to make "fetch" happen! It's not going to happen!

[Madmax]

ill have a go but im the garble :love: later

[Brian d marge]

one of my japanese friends obtained 7/10 he cant speak english .... go figure???

Stephen

[Street Gerbil]

4/10 mostly by accident.

[blackkatana]

5/10, not much of an idea what they are on about.:gob:

[Seraph]

9/10... then 'gain i'm 17yo brit boy, 'oo can blame meh? God knows who come's up with these things though...[Barely educated teen + alcolhol + weed + god knows what = new language!]

[special_jimmy]

3/10 and im only 20. still they say 12 is the new 15 :gob:

[0arbreaka]

its bloody british slang not kiwi slang!!

[special_jimmy]

its bloody british slang not kiwi slang!!

lived there for 6 months

[dawnrazor]

its bloody british slang not kiwi slang!!

thats as maybe, but it'll be kiwi slang in a year or so!!!!!!!!!

FYI...DMY


oh I got 1 right, and that was a guess and I'm from that side of the world as well...


later procrastonator

[SuperDave]

5/10 though I wish it was lower, something like 0 would be good.

[Aero165]

6/10 by fluke

[Hitcher]

Holy thread dredge, Batman!

[Nagash]

'Nuff said really..

[Forest]

I got pit 6 out of 10.

Fucking chavs. Kill them all.

[raftn]

4/1o.............i think forty is getting closer

[NighthawkNZ]

ferk 1/10... thats only cause involved the word porn... :laugh:

[Sparrowhawk]

4/10. If it was yankee slang we'd have all got higher.

[mstriumph]

5/10 ..... but then i have an interest in jungle subcultures and foreign languages :yes:

[Jez]

3/10 ... damn english kids :buggerd:

[awayatc]

1/10 ......
about the same as what I understand from Most of their parents actualy...

[freddy72]

5 out of 10 for me

[Brett]

haha \I got 5 out of 10. and i am only 24!

[CB ARGH]

That is some weird shit man... 0/10. :mellow:

[retro asian]

This is British slang....I ain't no Chav...

[Teezer]

As a full-on brit, gutted to have only got the mingin' score of 7/10. What a gadge.

:laugh:

[Wiki Drifter]

yay 5/10 and engrish not my first language

[driftn]

17/10 adn mi lisdecsik

[sosman]

Well never heard such Illing skilling scooby scrappening wheelstand happening crap ever!
Yeah um i got 2/10 :lol:

[FiendishRogue]

Oh dear, 2/10 for me (which were pure guesses), and I'm in England too :s

Still, I have years before my lot grow up and declare me *properly* out of touch with them/today's youth/reality