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LilSel
15th December 2006, 11:22
VOTED BEST IRISH JOKE OF 2006


John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"

That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night" She said, "Aye, did ya now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife" "Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary"

She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself. You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years...once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

:laugh::laugh:

S&S
15th December 2006, 11:26
Dirty dirty.... nice :clap:

ZeroIndex
15th December 2006, 11:29
haha, tragic

LilSel
15th December 2006, 11:40
I had a good laugh when I read that one, just had to share lol :D

ninjac
16th December 2006, 21:07
Aye, thats golden to be sure.:lol:

McJim
16th December 2006, 21:38
And there was me thinking you were just talking about Dawnrazor - I thought he was the resident Irish Joke!

Hahaha yer allowed to abuse me right back paddy - it's yer Celtic right!

gazza 36 36
16th December 2006, 21:56
:second: [/B]Very good !:zzzz: :scooter: