Anuvver virgin (fatnold)

[fatnold]

allo, i not speakee de kiwi eengleesh wery well. i am from eengland home of the wank soccer, cricket and wugby teams. thank god our morris dancers are unbeatable.

been motorcycling almost 30 years, 'bout ten bikes in all. now hang on grimly to the bars of an R1, not very successfully sometimes. started riding on a Honda cub, but decided i wasn't gay (stiff shit hurts my arse) or too scared for a real bike

looking fwd to meeting a few of you stand up individuals who still cherish freedom and lunacy. likely to attend a few runs from west gate....i'll be the one on a black bike wearing brown curduroys.

must go as i have a sermon to prepare for the presbyterian church tomorrow


toodle pip

[Mom]

Interests:
DIY, Sex
Occupation:
Student

Hmmmmmm think we should watch this one guys..........LOL....welcome aboard the KB train.......its great fun....looking like you may fit in quite well

[paturoa]

Welcome. You'll enjoy the ATNR rides from Westgate. I've only done 3, and they are excellent.

May I suggest that you check this thread..

http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=40520

[Scorpygirl]

Welcome, welcome!! You should fit in really well here! :dodge: :scooter:

[Goblin]

thank god our morris dancers are unbeatable.

toodle pip


Morris Dancing ....
It is danced under blue skies to celebrate the quickening of the soil and under bare stars because it's springtime and with any luck the carbon dioxide will unfreeze again. The imperative is felt by deep-sea beings who have never seen the sun and urban humans whose only connection with the cycles of nature is that their Volvo once ran over a sheep.
It is danced innocently by raggedy-bearded young mathematicians to an inexpert accordion rendering of "Mrs Widgery's Lodger" and ruthlessly by such as the Ninja Morris Men of New Ankh, who can do strange and terrible things with a simple handkerchief and a bell.

Oh and welcome. :sunny:

[Mom]

Ohhhhhhhhh but you have to love the outfits!...bit of face hair ok........bald is best IMHO.....mmmmmmmmm and a bit sort of, kinda like leathered up bikers?????...the outfits I mean.......verrrrrrrrrry sexy..........lol.....best I go now before I make a tit of myself

[sels1]

welcome aboard fatnold

[Mrs Busa Pete]

best I go now before I make a tit of myself[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

At least you will have some TITS.:love:

[Mom]

best I go now before I make a tit of myself[/COLOR]

At least you will have some TITS.:love:[/QUOTE]

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...........lol........

[terbang]

Morris Dancing ....
It is danced under blue skies to celebrate the quickening of the soil and under bare stars because it's springtime and with any luck the carbon dioxide will unfreeze again. The imperative is felt by deep-sea beings who have never seen the sun and urban humans whose only connection with the cycles of nature is that their Volvo once ran over a sheep.
It is danced innocently by raggedy-bearded young mathematicians to an inexpert accordion rendering of "Mrs Widgery's Lodger" and ruthlessly by such as the Ninja Morris Men of New Ankh, who can do strange and terrible things with a simple handkerchief and a bell.

Oh and welcome. :sunny:

Uhh err yeah like she said, welcome.

[Mom]

Uhh err yeah like she said, welcome.

that morris dancing thing gives you pause for thought..........kinda hoping fatnold is a bit of a hairy (or bald) biker, else some contributions to date may kinda give him the wrong message really

[madmal64]

Welcome aboard. Sounds like you are gonna fit right in around here.

[ajturbo]

Morris Dancing ....
It is danced under blue skies to celebrate the quickening of the soil and under bare stars because it's springtime and with any luck the carbon dioxide will unfreeze again. The imperative is felt by deep-sea beings who have never seen the sun and urban humans whose only connection with the cycles of nature is that their Volvo once ran over a sheep.
It is danced innocently by raggedy-bearded young mathematicians to an inexpert accordion rendering of "Mrs Widgery's Lodger" and ruthlessly by such as the Ninja Morris Men of New Ankh, who can do strange and terrible things with a simple handkerchief and a bell.

Oh and welcome. :sunny:

what the hell have you been smoking????:mellow:

[Goblin]

what the hell have you been smoking????:mellow:
Nah, not smoking....just ovulating.:slap:

[Goblin]

Just for you Mom!:yes:

[fatnold]

I see you have my photo on file already! I'm he one without the accordian. The pictures were taken at the last Wheel Tappers and Shunter convention in Bridlington....what a night...haven't laughed so much since anuty mabel caught her left tit in the mangle! Met the Dagenham Girls Pipe Band (over 70 age group), they might be old but by god their bold.

[Goblin]

I see you have my photo on file already! I'm he one without the accordian. The pictures were taken at the last Wheel Tappers and Shunter convention in Bridlington....what a night...haven't laughed so much since anuty mabel caught her left tit in the mangle! Met the Dagenham Girls Pipe Band (over 70 age group), they might be old but by god their bold.:love: :love: Lovin' that accordian! :love: Love your work! :niceone:

[mstriumph]

erm - welcome ........... :confused:

[fatnold]

shudn't that be MSFZS now you've sold the triumph?

[kiwifruit]

welcome to the site :)

[Swoop]

allo, i not speakee de kiwi eengleesh wery well.
Neither do most kiwis, but you will be allowed to add to our lexicon.

i am from eengland home of the wank soccer, cricket and wugby teams. thank god our morris dancers are unbeatable.
"Soccer"? You mean football! and not the wanky pointy-ball shit that the unkulturny endure here.


Morris dancers???
*makes note in book with big red "X" alongside - starts polishing shotgun*


:scooter: :scooter:
p.s. - welcome to KB!

[Wellyman]

A Relative of the great KB legend, WARI!!!
seems so anyway.
WM

[Oakie]

Interests:
DIY, Sex
Occupation:
Student
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What! DIY sex? Such honesty...

[Mom]

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What! DIY sex? Such honesty...

Honesty is not a bad thing surely...........tee hee

[Oakie]

Honesty is not a bad thing surely...........tee hee

Some might say 'DIY Sex' ain't that bad either. Infact I think it was Quentin Crisp who said '"Sex is a poor substitute for masturbation". I for one couldn't possibly comment.

[fatnold]

My how things quickly degenerate to such gutter topics! Keep it comin........figuratively!

[fatnold]

In repy to Swoop.....I use the term soccer as rugby is so often confused with football. God forbid that it is confused with the mincing AFL game where absurdly tight stubbies and unfathomable rules are 'de rigeur'. However, whatever you call it we Poms suck at it!