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placidfemme
18th December 2006, 12:36
Well I'm nearly at 4000 posts... so here ya go :)

I remember my first ever ride on a bike, I would have been only about 7, I don’t know who the guy was or what type of bike he had (other than by memory it looked like a dirt bike of some sort), I remember him riding up the road, me as pillion crying my eyes out cause I was so scared. He had to stop and I walked back home because I was too scared to stay on the bike. When I got home I had calmed down and wanted another ride… but he said no, maybe because he was scared I’d start to cry again. That was when I caught my bike bug… and I’ve never recovered from that… The biking virus is in my blood stream.

My family hated bikes (My gran’s brother died on a Triumph 600). And my talking about bikes always resulted in a “Over my dead body” response from my mother. I used to sit on the wall at home when I first started high school just to watch a stranger ride past on a bike I loved the look of (A Honda NSR150 Repsol Replica – the ONLY one in Zimbabwe) every evening. Months later I ended up meeting the “said” rider of the NSR150 and his father, who also rode bikes. I then meet through them some more bikers in Zimbabwe (much to my family’s disappointment), resulting in my next two pillion rides on a Yamaha FJ1100 and then a Yamaha Thundercat 600. It didn’t take long for my mother to see my fascination with bikes and the assumed danger of me hanging out with “bikers” and banned me from seeing Tim (the NSR150 rider) and anyone else who rode bikes.

Through a boyfriend I had at the time (yes I had a boyfriend…) I meet his best friend who rode a 150cc road legal dirt bike, my mother loved this guy and thought he was the bee’s knees. And after much begging and pleading she aloud him to give me my first real lesson. I could barely touch the ground, and even harder was holding the bike up (I weighed about 40kg’s at the time), I didn’t understand the concept of changing gears, and rode in first gear around the tree in the courtyard about 4 times before getting throttle happy and accelerating too much and running wide and nearly crashing into the garage… needless to say my mother freaked out and again banned me from any activities related to bikes.

For the rest of the time we lived in Zimbabwe after that incident (about a year) the closet I could get to anything bike related was a South African magazine called “Bike SA” that came out monthly… I had to save a whole months worth of pocket money just to buy it… and buy it I did every month…

When my family moved here to NZ, I was in a daze from not sleeping for 2 days while we traveled over here (first time out of Zim, first time in a plane etc… very excited and nervous) but I can still remember counting 12 bikes that I saw from the airport to the harbour bridge… In Zim (unless you lived up the road from bikers like I did) you’d be lucky to see 1 sports bike every 3 weeks. I was stoked… “Look at the bikes mom” I said as we were traveling to the motel… and she said “Don’t even go there”

The availability of bikes in NZ as well as bike magazines and internet access (we didn’t have the net in Zim… we couldn’t afford it) opened my eyes to a whole new world of bikes… in NZ you didn’t have to be in a gang to ride bikes… you didn’t even have to be rich to have bikes… I loved it!

My mother again tried everything in her might to get the thought of bikes out my head, to the point of even offering to buy me a car… which I declined. Time and again she would say “over my dead body” when I talked about buying a bike. And unfortunately, that’s how it ended up.

After my mom passed away I remember getting the loan approved from the bank to buy my first bike, I had no biking friends and didn’t know a single person who owned a bike. I went bike shopping with a mate of mine and we ended up on Barry’s Pt Rd in Takapuna walking from one shop to the next checking out all the bikes. We ended up at cyclespot and I remember looking at the CBR250’s drooling like mad… the sales guy asked me if I knew how to ride… and I said no… and he refused to sell me a 250… and kept pushing me towards the 150’s at the front of the shop… Eventually I ended up buying a 2002 Suzuki FXR150. I couldn’t ride it… didn’t even know how to start it, but it was pretty and shiny and blue… and best of all… IT WAS MINE!

It sat in the garage at home for a few months with me sitting next to it having a drool… I had a bike… but now what?

I moved houses and started flatting with a guy who used to ride bikes… he took me up to Albany and showed me how to change gears and told me the basics… and said “give it a go” I rode up and down that road about 30 times… getting more and more excited each time I changed up to a higher gear… always stopping next to him saying with the biggest grin on my face… “I made it to third” and vrrrrmmmm I was off again… shortly afterwards doing my basic handling skills and learners…

Not long after this and I moved in with another group of flat-mates. One of which rode a silver FXR150… she took me under her wing for a while… and took me on my first rides longer than up the road and back…

About this time was when I joined KB. I signed up, introduced myself and then forgot about KB for a few months… Then rediscovered it and tried to register and was told “email already exists”. D’Oh!

By the time I was an actual active member on KB I had brought my 1992 Kawasaki ZXR250-C.

Through KB I’ve meet some amazing people and I’ve learnt so much more than any of the bike magazines I bought could teach me. KB gave me my first group ride, my first out of town ride and about 70% of my biking knowledge.

I’ve grown a lot as a biker, and will always consider myself a newbie, after all you never stop learning and there are so many bikers on KB with a lot to teach bikers like myself.

Before I joined KB I never considered racing… stunts or anything… but now I know that the possibilities are endless, and at the end of the day it’s not how flash your bike is, or how fast it can go, its about the rider and the abilities the rider has…

I’ve learnt endless amounts of knowledge from the likes of Jono/Aff-Man (who gave countless hours of his free time to come to the Shore and help me fix up the ZXR after my crash…), Vifferman (with my chain adjustment, we spent hours talking in his garage before we realized the time…) crashe (who is much like the mother hen to the site… and is endlessly supportive and helpful), Words can’t even explain what Sam and I owe to ManDownUnder for his advise and support which we appreciate to no end, not to mention Bugjuice’s help with installing my alarm on the ZXR, which Jono and I ended up ripping out anyway lol, CaN for his support, advise and for letting me borrow his books (which I still need to return lol), Andrew (TIE) who was very patient when us Muppets (Sam and I) both crashed on the same day on the same road, for popping in afterwards to make sure we were ok… to everyone else on KB who has given me advise throughout the last 2 years.

I could go on and list all the separate members of KB who I class as friends even though I don’t see them often. But in short, I love KB. I love the environment, the people, the wide ranges of experience and the general willing to help attitude of all the members.

Biking will always be a part of my life, and hopefully I’ll spend many more years to come learning from you all, and maybe one day I’ll be able to pass on the knowledge I learnt from you on to some other newbie biker. You’ve all made a difference in my life… thank you

keep it rubber side down and ride safe!

Blairos
18th December 2006, 12:44
Nice One PF!

For a second there I thought you were going to be leaving us for greener pastures, but then I realised it was the pre "4000 post" acceptance speech :)

Very well written, enjoyed the read!

placidfemme
18th December 2006, 12:51
Nice One PF!

For a second there I thought you were going to be leaving us for greener pastures, but then I realised it was the pre "4000 post" acceptance speech :)

Very well written, enjoyed the read!


Thanks :) I was gonna wait until 4000 posts... but the boss isn't at work... and I'm finishing this week so didn't know if I'd be online to do it...

placidfemme
18th December 2006, 13:02
Good Read PF, enjoyed it immensley! Umm you did tell Jono your lifestyle BEFORE he spent hours in your garage on your bike yeah?? lol..

On another note, I had never met anyone from Zim (except you but I thought you were from SA sorry), until I have this new chick at work, who is my new partner (work collegue). Shes pretty cool and has lots of stories about Zim, and I have learnt a lot and dont want to go there!! Man I always thought Zim just had black people in grass skirts and those neck ring thingos, and made clicking noises with thier tounges.
That Mugabe sounds like a tyrant.
Anywho.. best be off.

lol yeah Jono knew about Sam :) She was the one we kept sending up the road to buy us stuff lol like KFC or random crap from Mitre10... and because I'm a smoker someone had to take over pushing Jono down the hill trying to start the damn bike lol...

:) good ole Zim... I only wanna go back there one more time... and thats to say something to Sam under the setting sun on Lake Kariba on a house boat :) Other than that Zim has gone to the dogs

Skunk
18th December 2006, 14:16
Good read PF. Cheers for the insight into your riding history too.

Indiana_Jones
18th December 2006, 14:34
Very nice little story :)

I praticed riding on an FXR (same one lol) in Albany too :D

-Indy

placidfemme
18th December 2006, 14:48
Very nice little story :)

I praticed riding on an FXR (same one lol) in Albany too :D

-Indy

those FXR's are great to learn on. One of the scary things is the sharp little breaks... I remember doing my basic handling skills lessons and Doug Swanson said to speed up to 40kph (fast to me at the time) and them slam on both brakes to simulate emergency braking... I seriously went flying over the handlebars... doug walks up while i'm trying to catch my breathe and says "good effort... now lets try again" lol... second time I chickened out and only used the front brake and dropped the bike to the side... never tried again lol

Macktheknife
18th December 2006, 15:02
Cheers PF, great read, ride forever.
KBers are pretty cool huh?

placidfemme
18th December 2006, 15:06
Cheers PF, great read, ride forever.
KBers are pretty cool huh?

They are all pretty kewl.

I wanted to keep writting about other experiences in regards to KB members, but I was rushing cause the boss was out the office and it seemed pretty long as it was lol... hopefully I didn't offend anyone by leaving them out :rockon:

Colapop
18th December 2006, 15:21
Just as well I had the time to read that today!! LoL!

As far as chicks go - you're alright! I won't say any more coz I'll end up being tactless (something I'm apparently good at)

Youse udder fullas and fullesses are awright too... :yes:

gijoe1313
18th December 2006, 15:35
Stonk'n good read that! Nice way to bring up your 4000th post by going on a little reflection ride with all of us in tow! Sounds you didn't just have a biking bug, I think you swallowed the whole nest!

Keep pootling and hopefully I'll be carping on when I get to my 4000th post! :niceone:

placidfemme
18th December 2006, 15:37
Stonk'n good read that! Nice way to bring up your 4000th post by going on a little reflection ride with all of us in tow! Sounds you didn't just have a biking bug, I think you swallowed the whole nest!

Keep pootling and hopefully I'll be carping on when I get to my 4000th post! :niceone:

lol I think I did swallow the whole nest... Sam is always saying I love bikes more than her... and I always pause (for effect of course) before saying "No I don't" lol

mstriumph
18th December 2006, 15:40
reflective
nice
ride forever!

crashe
18th December 2006, 15:43
Hey Placid a very nice read.........

You keep on riding safe now ya hear..... and have a great xmas and see you at the new years eve party....... (pray to the goddess for great weather)

Maha
18th December 2006, 15:45
Keep pootling and hopefully I'll be carping on when I get to my 4000th post! :niceone:


And that should happen in about 2 years if you keep you same rate up....:yes:

PS: Nice post PF, i also thionk (love that word) there are some cool people on here, have met so many over the last 14 months or so, and will continue that trend.....:rockon:

Storm
18th December 2006, 15:46
Nice work :D Heres to the next 4000 and many more trouble free miles

Leong
18th December 2006, 16:55
Good read PF. Sorry to hear about your Mom. Don't know how long you've been in NZ, but I hope she had the opportunity to enjoy some time here. And of course I agree about KB...

NighthawkNZ
18th December 2006, 18:26
Great read, glad you are enjoying riding and thanx for sharing...

Biking has been in my blood since I was about 5 years old, now at 38 I still get off me ride with a huge grin on my face... :scooter: :yes: The day that grin isn't there is the day I may consider another form of transport... but only consider :done: :Punk:

KB is full of knowledge and its great to see people willing to share thier knowledge. Something about bikers in general, a willing to help and a nice bunch of people in general.

elle-f
18th December 2006, 18:33
That was an awesome read. have a wonderful chrissy :)

Crasherfromwayback
18th December 2006, 19:50
Biking will always be a part of my life, and hopefully I’ll spend many more years to come learning from you all, and maybe one day I’ll be able to pass on the knowledge I learnt from you on to some other newbie biker. You’ve all made a difference in my life… thank you

keep it rubber side down and ride safe!

Welcome to the 'Club'!....you got the bug in the same manner as all of us I reckon....it just dawns on you one day that two wheels are much better/sexier/cooler and fun than four!

To this day despite the years I've spent in the 'industry'....I still get a huge buzz myself seeing newcomers experience that 'must have' feeling I can see on their faces from 20 metres away! It's still addictive.....may you have many years of safe riding ahead of you!

Pete:Punk:

Big Dog
18th December 2006, 21:57
Great read.

erik
19th December 2006, 08:09
Good read, thanks for sharing. :)

Al
19th December 2006, 09:10
Nicely written!
Take care out there

Al

placidfemme
19th December 2006, 09:12
*officially my 4000th post*

Thanks everyone for your responses :)

terbang
19th December 2006, 09:30
Good read there PF. The bikes are like a disease that you can't seem to shake off. Allways there. Merry Christmas..!

placidfemme
19th December 2006, 12:30
ohhh speedie your making me home sick (just a lil bit)... I used to go fishing with my dad at Kariba almost every weekend... such an amazing place, wild animals wondering around (most of the surrounding land of Kariba is national parks...)

My dad used to fish for Zim in the Anglers Assc. or something like that... he has more fishing throphies in his house than anything else...

Citroenjunkie
19th December 2006, 12:50
Being from South Africa it is great to find another 'African' I'm battling towards 30 posts 4000 is awesome! I hope you are still riding at 8000!
:ride:

placidfemme
19th December 2006, 12:57
OK so theres lions, Elephants and stuff wandering around the shore and Hippos and rhinos in the lake.

But the fishing looks farkin dodgy, what gives with the Tiger Fish... I aint fishin in that lake (or swimming)

lol the wild animals arn't just by the shores... theres a camp site called Charara, that has a gate... and no fence on either side of the gate... pretty pointless... I've been walking around the campsite at night and come across hyena's... and woken up in my tent at like 7am because of the heat, makes the tent like a sauna, and opened my tent to find an elephant eating the bark off the baobab tree and had to stay in my tent for another 40 minutes until it finished, I remember my dad and sister standing by the truck laughing at me... bastards... anyway thats where they hold the KITFIT (Kariba International Tiger Fishing Tournament) with 1000's of entrants from all over the world. Fish on your own or in a team of up to 4 anglers.

The tiger fish is not dangerous at all, a good catch is over 1.5kg, otherwise they are classed as babys lol

The most dangerous thing to worry about in the water is (A) hippo's (they kill more tourists than other wild animals) and (B) crocs...

We used to swim in the lake... but only in water over 120 feet deep, which is still dangerous but not too bad, croc's generally swim around the shore of the lake and not across the middle... You just have to consider all the human crap in there from all the villages on the sides of the lake and the rivers leading to the lake...

The temp gets real high during the day (between 30 and 40 celcius) but its not a bad heat like here...

Catching Tiger fish is the best fishing i've ever done. The tiger fish put up a huge fight and they jump out the water and it looks amazing... you have to have (don't know what its called) but like metal fishing trace from the hook to the fishing line cause the teeth cut through standard lines...

Annoying part of tiger fishing is that the best spots are in semi-shallow water where the trees are half out the water (like the pics you posted), problem being when they try to swim away your line can get twisted in the trees and you loose it...

You use bait called "Kapenta" which is a small fish, similar to white wait. You place 3 on your hook facing one way and the fourth one facing the other way... this makes it look like the kapenta are swimming...

Another great challenge is catching Vundu... which is a much larger version of the Barble (Barbel), otherwise known as cat-fish... slimly looking ugly fuckers... they can weigh up to 120kg+ you sure as hell know when you hook one of them...

Fishing is so relaxing... where else can you fish for a great game fish, sit in the sun and not get terribly burnt, watch african fish eagles soar around and sweep down to grab fish and then watch them sit on a dead tree and eat it! Not to mention watching lions hunting, hyena's, elephants, sable, kudu, impala, eland, hippos (by the way being down wind from a hippo doing a shit is not fun lol)...

*stops rambling*

*is really homesick now*

placidfemme
19th December 2006, 13:08
ohhh look... my dad made #9

http://www.africanfisherman.com/kift_results.htm

Not too bad seeing as he quit fishing a few years back to take on drinking full time...

placidfemme
19th December 2006, 13:51
Ohhh... some tiger fishing vid's... not very good... but yeah...

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And this one... this chick is a fuck-tard... shes not even pulling it in correctly... she's lucky she didn't loose it...

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The following are long and boring... and the guy with the camera jumps around too much for my liking...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vRB4ykKMBnY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_O_Gfspn2GA

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn2LguGq3Ko

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nkie9BRJILo

Madmax
19th December 2006, 21:57
try a skunk loach
good fight then they peter out dam it
(ithink the bigest skunk or tiger was about 12 inchs)
but them im the garble so what
:love:

kro
20th December 2006, 05:30
Nice read Placid. I never really understood the whole "someone we know was killed on a bike, therefore they are evil" kind of mentality.

I caught my bike bug at 8, riding some old suzuki farm bike out on a big farm in Cambridge.