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Postie
19th December 2006, 10:30
1. I prefer breasts to legs

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. Smother the butter all over the breasts!

4. If I don't undo my trousers, I'll burst!

5. I've never seen a better spread!

6. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.

7. Are you ready for seconds yet?

8. It's a little dry; do you still want to eat it?

9. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

10. Don't play with your meat.

11. Stuff it up between the legs as far as it will go.

12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!

14. You still have a little bit on your chin.

15. How long will it take after you put it in?

16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

17. Just pull the end and wait for the bang.

18. That's the biggest bird I've ever had!

19. I'm so full, I've been gobbling nuts all morning

20. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all that and still want more!

21. I do like a good stuffing.

Have a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

Goblin
19th December 2006, 10:37
:laugh: :laugh: :clap:

Karma
19th December 2006, 10:39
22. Go and give your gran / sister / everyone some stuffing.

ManDownUnder
19th December 2006, 10:44
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

13. I didn't expect everyone to come at the same time!



LOL - you guys are expecting guests then? Should I expect an invite?

Postie
19th December 2006, 10:49
LOL - you guys are expecting guests then? Should I expect an invite?

are you after a good nutty stuffing MDU???

ManDownUnder
19th December 2006, 10:50
are you after a good nutty stuffing MDU???

No comment - but I can confirm I'm declining Weasel's invite.

Karma
19th December 2006, 11:04
No comment - but I can confirm I'm declining Weasel's invite.


Well I guess it's just me and tiny tim for christmas then, shame we can't afford a turkey :(

Postie
19th December 2006, 11:29
Well I guess it's just me and tiny tim for christmas then

is that what you call yours then Weasel????

bugjuice
19th December 2006, 11:32
*filthy filthy mind*


i'm glad i'm me :eek:

Karma
19th December 2006, 12:03
is that what you call yours then Weasel????


Well that's his name innit... don't think he'll be around much longer, unless something magical happens ;)

HDTboy
19th December 2006, 20:16
Why only at christmas? I say a lot of those things at weddings and birthdays too.

Big Dog
19th December 2006, 20:25
23: how else are you gonna get the neck out? Put your whole hand up! Harder, deeper.

The dialog when teaching a vegan ex how to stuff a turkey.
Doubt that dialog would have been so readily accepted in front of her mother any other time.

Macktheknife
19th December 2006, 20:41
Here's one for you, just for christmas.

He laid her on the table,
so white and clean and bare.
His forehead wet with beads of sweat,
he rubbed her here and there.
He touched her neck then felt her breast,
then drooling felt her thigh.
The slit was wet and all was set,
and he gave a joyous cry.
The hole was wide, he looked inside
and all was dark and murky.
He rubbed his hands and stretched his arms.....





Then he stuffed the Christmas Turkey.



Have a good Xmas and New years everyone.
Mack

bugjuice
19th December 2006, 22:08
Why only at christmas? I say a lot of those things at weddings and birthdays too.
why wait for an occasion?