View Full Version : When's the best time for a BJ?
Fatjim
23rd December 2006, 16:18
During what stage of the carnal act should a BJ be offered and accepted (they should always be accepted but hey!)
iwilde
23rd December 2006, 16:30
How about the fifth option? All of the above?
iwilde
23rd December 2006, 16:41
And who cares about option 2 and 3 anyway?
Maha
23rd December 2006, 16:50
After her 7th orgasm???...........:killingme :killingme
Crasherfromwayback
23rd December 2006, 16:58
After her 7th orgasm???...........:killingme :killingme
Yeah come on Jim...I'm sure you don't wanna wait 7 years for a blow job....:innocent:
andrea
23rd December 2006, 17:01
find a chick wiff false teeth, and get her to remove dem.
so did ya get ya balls licked
SixPackBack
23rd December 2006, 17:07
And who cares about option 2 and 3 anyway?
Gentleman do....thats how we keeps em'.......put their needs first:yes:
Crasherfromwayback
23rd December 2006, 17:09
Gentleman do....thats how we keeps em'.......put there needs first:yes:
I hear ya mate...but that's only good advice IF you want to keep them!!:done:
onearmedbandit
23rd December 2006, 17:15
In response to the question:
Anytime.
Crasherfromwayback
23rd December 2006, 17:32
find a chick wiff false teeth, and get her to remove dem.
so did ya get ya balls licked
Who are you asking that?.....I didn't, as my tounge's not that long, and this cold weather has made my sack resemble an old prune! It is only the weather ....HONEST!!:love:
iwilde
23rd December 2006, 17:34
Gentleman do....thats how we keeps em'.......put their needs first:yes:
And how many gentlemen do you know of on this site?
SixPackBack
23rd December 2006, 17:44
I hear ya mate...but that's only good advice IF you want to keep them!!:done:
Women talk, think of your reputation.:innocent:
The_Dover
23rd December 2006, 17:45
I find the best time is in the morning.
Cos then you can brush your teeth to get rid of the taste and your breath wont smell of cock.
SixPackBack
23rd December 2006, 17:46
And how many gentlemen do you know of on this site?
A supprisingly long list iwilde:yes:
Crasherfromwayback
23rd December 2006, 18:01
I find the best time is in the morning.
Cos then you can brush your teeth to get rid of the taste and your breath wont smell of cock.
That doesn't work mate if like me, you also use your tooth brush to clean your knob.:yes:
Crasherfromwayback
23rd December 2006, 18:02
Women talk, think of your reputation.:innocent:
If only mate!:love:
The_Dover
23rd December 2006, 18:06
That doesn't work mate if like me, you also use your tooth brush to clean your knob.:yes:
You clean yours? I thought that's what blowies were for?:gob:
Crasherfromwayback
23rd December 2006, 18:11
You clean yours? I thought that's what blowies were for?:gob:
Mate, it's for when the 'blowies' (nice pun by the way!) leave maggots...at least I think that's what they are....or pimples....:shit:
doc
23rd December 2006, 18:14
During what stage of the carnal act should a BJ be offered and accepted (they should always be accepted but hey!)
How is much this costing oviously it's not a short time "jiggy jig". It costs alot more for "luv you long time big boy" cos "sucky fuck cheap" Well thats what I've been told anyway. And I have never had this poll over the phone
NighthawkNZ
23rd December 2006, 18:23
anytime is good for a BJ :-)
doc
23rd December 2006, 18:36
Hang on from the uneducated and unwashed side what does carnal mean ? "Carnal sex" from when I remember I used to get "it" wasn't something to be proud of . It was a long time ago ok.....
Yellow Streak
23rd December 2006, 19:16
If you don't go down on her AND make her come, then you don't deserve the BJ.
And vice versa!
In my humble oppinion.
MotoGirl
23rd December 2006, 19:28
I find the best time is in the morning.
Cos then you can brush your teeth to get rid of the taste and your breath wont smell of cock.
haha valid point! This brings me to my point about options two and three - if you're going between sessions, it's going to taste like her, not him! :sick:
I'm all for option one :rockon:
iwilde
23rd December 2006, 19:39
A supprisingly long list iwilde [SixPackBack]
Mmmm, check the posts out around yours and answer again!
scumdog
23rd December 2006, 19:57
During what stage of the carnal act should a BJ be offered and accepted (they should always be accepted but hey!)
You have to ASK? on KB?
The_Dover
23rd December 2006, 20:01
If you don't go down on her AND make her come, then you don't deserve the BJ.
And vice versa!
In my humble oppinion.
What the fuck are you talking about?
Do bitches have orgasms too?
Kwaka14
23rd December 2006, 20:32
Is there a reason I can't click all the buttons?
SixPackBack
23rd December 2006, 20:53
A supprisingly long list iwilde [SixPackBack]
Mmmm, check the posts out around yours and answer again!
Naturally the REAL Gentleman would never stoop so low as to answer such a mindless post..........I am but the lone ranger:rockon: :)
Maha
23rd December 2006, 21:03
Naturally the REAL Gentleman would never stoop so low as to answer such a mindless post..........I am but the lone ranger:rockon: :)
As Tonto would say, when he put his ear to the ground....mmmmmm Buffalo come!
Fatjim
23rd December 2006, 22:19
Yeah come on Jim...I'm sure you don't wanna wait 7 years for a blow job....:innocent:
Any less than 3-4 is a "quickie" mate.
Fatjim
23rd December 2006, 22:19
BTW, 2 should be avoided at all costs you losers!!!!!!!
KLOWN
23rd December 2006, 22:33
BTW, 2 should be avoided at all costs you losers!!!!!!!
not that anyone picked option 2, but y, 69 is all good. Or if your getting a bj while another chick is going down on her is all good too.
MyGSXF
23rd December 2006, 22:36
I find the best time is in the morning.
Cos then you can brush your teeth to get rid of the taste and your breath wont smell of cock.
hhmm.. which 'way' to take this...?? decisions.. decisions.. :shifty:
ok.. this way..
Cos then you can brush your teeth to get rid of the taste and your breath wont smell of cock.
YOU seem to know a lot about this personally there young Dover.. is there something you would like to share with us...???!!!?? :bleh:
:shutup:
The_Dover
23rd December 2006, 23:33
YOU seem to know a lot about this personally there young Dover.. is there something you would like to share with us...???!!!?? :bleh:
:shutup:
Yeah, my cock.
Open wide.
Crasherfromwayback
24th December 2006, 08:55
Yeah, my cock.
Open wide.
"Bags not"
Riff Raff
24th December 2006, 10:46
"You could just put it in your mouth and like pull it out when it's finished."
Now that's a disturbing thing to hear from a 7 year old when you're reading this thread.
Turns out she was talking about strawberries!
Nutter34
24th December 2006, 10:54
You shouldn't have to ask....
If you've performed well, she'd more than likely reciprocate.
bugjuice
24th December 2006, 11:46
any time is a good time for meeeeeee......
oh, bj.. yeah, same above.. any time.. :yeah:
Grantasaurus
24th December 2006, 14:32
Yeah, my cock.
Open wide.
How wide would one have to open up? Do you have a chode or something?
crack
25th December 2006, 01:20
Gotta go down there first and test the waters.
Slow slow gentle caressing with ones tounge, dam, I like the game.
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :done:
iwilde
25th December 2006, 08:05
Gotta go down there first and test the waters.
Slow slow gentle caressing with ones tounge, dam, I like the game.
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :done:
Always give it the finger sniff test first, might be licking a rotten pussy!
crack
26th December 2006, 01:13
Good grief man you are trying to impress her in the immediate hour, not insult her:
The NOSE NOSE!
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
NUTBAR
26th December 2006, 06:26
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I'm all for option one :rockon:[/QUOTE]
thats what i like to hear!:first:
SlowHand
26th December 2006, 10:09
Hang on from the uneducated and unwashed side what does carnal mean ? "Carnal sex" from when I remember I used to get "it" wasn't something to be proud of . It was a long time ago ok.....
Carnal, not canal.
Indiana_Jones
26th December 2006, 11:28
The best time?
When she's drunk and on her knees? lol
-Indy
NighthawkNZ
26th December 2006, 11:30
the best time is when she offers... remember to answer politely...
"Fu*k yeah... oh please and thank you" :innocent:
Ronin
26th December 2006, 16:08
the best time is when she offers... remember to answer politely...
"Fu*k yeah... oh please and thank you" :innocent:
Wot he said :rockon:
crack
27th December 2006, 04:00
CAUTION: CAUTION:
NOT FOR THE PRUDISH:
When does she come up for air:
:love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:
Yellow Streak
27th December 2006, 20:28
What the fuck are you talking about?
Do bitches have orgasms too?
Ahh yeh. You can sortta tell when she comes by the way she violently squirts hot juice in your face!!!:done:
Well that's usually how I know that she got off anyway.:hug: You really oughta' try it some time.
In my humble opinion.:beer:
Yellow Streak
27th December 2006, 20:48
But ultimatley the best time should be when you have a STIFFY??:banana:
(Bananas in Pyjamas)
NighthawkNZ
27th December 2006, 21:09
I have to say something here....
oldrider
27th December 2006, 21:36
The good thing about getting old is that you don't have to ask silly questions like that!
Then again the down side is that you can't remember the fucking answers! :shit: Cheers John.
The_Dover
28th December 2006, 05:19
Ahh yeh. You can sortta tell when she comes by the way she violently squirts hot juice in your face!!!:done:
Well that's usually how I know that she got off anyway.:hug: You really oughta' try it some time.
In my humble opinion.:beer:
Did "she" have a large, hard, swollen clitosaurus???:sick:
hot sticky juice from a thai ladyboy doesn't count........
Yellow Streak
28th December 2006, 21:49
Did "she" have a large, hard, swollen clitosaurus???:sick:
hot sticky juice from a thai ladyboy doesn't count........
I really would'nt know...:innocent:
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