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Riff Raff
25th December 2006, 17:21
How long after your man has eaten an earthworm should you wait before allowing him to give you a kiss????



Honestly, I really need to know the answer to this question as he keeps chasing me round and grabbing me!
Riff Raff
25th December 2006, 17:23
He stole it from his 4 year old!
Riff Raff
25th December 2006, 17:25
The 7-year old just read your post Speedie and says, "No, that's cool".
Ixion
25th December 2006, 17:28
Experts differ, but assuming that no other food or drink is taken in the interim, 10 to 12 minutes is a reasonable average.
andrea
25th December 2006, 17:30
umm 5 years
dangerous
25th December 2006, 17:34
How long after your man has eaten an earthworm should you wait before allowing him to give you a kiss????

As long as it is just a 'earth worm' he ate then he will be fine to kiss... but avoid tongue for at least an hour.
White trash
25th December 2006, 17:43
How long before ya kiss 'im's up to you.

But a "Blowie" should occur imediately.










As far as worms go, it was a goodie......
Ixion
25th December 2006, 17:52
Bit rude though, pinching y'r 4 year olds fav Chrissie prezzy.
dangerous
25th December 2006, 17:55
Bit rude though, pinching y'r 4 year olds fav Chrissie prezzy.

Thats what I reckon... bloody trashie probably ate the dog turd as well, some pricks have no scruples.
But thats what ya get when you grow up in a trailer home, at least his latest diet wont put any more weight on him, fat fuck needs a shave aswell... god what will the out laws be thinking off him, hell the poms used to send his sort to Aussie.
jimbo600
25th December 2006, 18:06
Tis the charitable season. Forget the kissing, get with the old fashioned tromboning or a good ol tea bagging.
Crasherfromwayback
25th December 2006, 18:30
How long after your man has eaten an earthworm should you wait before allowing him to give you a kiss????



Honestly, I really need to know the answer to this question as he keeps chasing me round and grabbing me!

I dunno how long it takes to kill them as they have five sets of hearts...so give it a while Love!:sick:
vtec
25th December 2006, 18:32
He stole it from his 4 year old!

That Bastard!

Did he get guilty and replace the one he stole?
White trash
25th December 2006, 18:36
That Bastard!

Did he get guilty and replace the one he stole?
Almost regurgitated the original! But I think that was the bourbon chaser. Yeah, that's it....
SixPackBack
25th December 2006, 20:40
Shit I hope it was pre-pickled in Tequila Jimmy.
Ixion
25th December 2006, 20:42
Um, it was his 4 year old's earthworm. So unless he's starting them young ......
MattRSK
25th December 2006, 20:47
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Oakie
26th December 2006, 09:20
How long after your man has eaten an earthworm should you wait before allowing him to give you a kiss????

Depends if he just swallowed it whole or chewed and still had bits of worm stuck between his teeth.
Ixion
26th December 2006, 09:23
Was it a male earthworm, or a female? It makes a difference apparently.

You may wish to take nto account, if earthworms form a significant part of the daily diet of the 4 year old, that research has shown that a diet high in earthworm content can lead to retarded development of the thymus and anterior lobes. Which might explain a lot about Mr White Trash.
cowpoos
26th December 2006, 09:39
How long after your man has eaten an earthworm should you wait before allowing him to give you a kiss????



Honestly, I really need to know the answer to this question as he keeps chasing me round and grabbing me!
bout a hour....just got watch if the fucker burps!!!
Ixion
26th December 2006, 09:48
You may find it easier to use powdered earthworms, thus avoiding the need to gather the fresh worms. The claims for the powdered worm diet are impressive


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cowpoos
26th December 2006, 09:58
Was it a male earthworm, or a female? It makes a difference apparently.

You may wish to take nto account, if earthworms form a significant part of the daily diet of the 4 year old, that research has shown that a diet high in earthworm content can lead to retarded development of the thymus and anterior lobes. Which might explain a lot about Mr White Trash.
earth worms are asexual are they not??
Ixion
26th December 2006, 10:30
It depends on the species. Asexuality (reproduction by fission or parthenogenisis) is rare but not unknown.

Many species are gonochoristic (ie mummy worms and daddy worms). Others (like the commmon earthworm Lumbricus wozzyname) are hermaphroditic (in human terms, got a dick AND a cunt - mind you I've known some folk that were both dicks and cunts at the same time, so it's not confined to earthworms) . However many of the hermaphroditic species are not sexually coterminous, ie they do not produce sperm and eggs at the same time, presumably to avoid self fertilisation (though this is not unknown - puts a whole new meaning into being up oneself) .
bugjuice
26th December 2006, 11:22
was it slimy? and did he spit or swallow?
Riff Raff
26th December 2006, 12:09
He's a swallower!
Swoop
26th December 2006, 16:44
Thank goodness there has been no mention of trouser snakes, so far in this thread...
Oakie
26th December 2006, 18:19
Thank goodness there has been no mention of trouser snakes, so far in this thread...

Until then....