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crashe
30th December 2006, 19:07
Im the first in line of the injuries that he is subjecting to us Aucklanders.
Yep I have a ice pack on the injury.
Yep it did HURT...... and it still aches.

But I survived to tell the story.:yes: Will you?:bye:


So, please all Aucklanders and those slightly up north of Auckland or even those south of Auckland heading to our area over the New Year Eve.....:scooter:

Be warned... He has been let loose on us all.


He is out to see how many he can injure during his short stay.:shutup:





(pt)

chanceyy
30th December 2006, 19:10
well all I can say is that I am glad he has been let loose on the aucklanders .. they need hardening up .. he will be missed at poos ... yeah right, tui moment hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe

Disco Dan
30th December 2006, 19:11
Whats a colopop?

Did you have an accident?? Hope your ok aunty crashe :yes:





Got a feeling the answer to my questions is dam obvious... but im nicely drunk......... :innocent:

DMNTD
30th December 2006, 19:12
Don't worry lovey...I'll sort the poof :love:

chanceyy
30th December 2006, 19:14
Don't worry lovey...I'll sort the poof :love:



hehehehehehe now that would be fun to see .. sorry i am gonna miss it :dodge: :innocent: :whistle:

DMNTD
30th December 2006, 19:15
hehehehehehe now that would be fun to see .. sorry i am gonna miss it :dodge: :innocent: :whistle:
I'm certain there'll be cameras :yes:

crashe
30th December 2006, 19:16
His mummy even made him send me a pm..... to say sorry.......

So he was a good boy for listening to his mummy.

chanceyy
30th December 2006, 19:19
I'm certain there'll be cameras :yes:


counting on it buddy ........................................... taking one to poo's party Palace .. should be sum good moments for prosperity ...

Maha
30th December 2006, 19:19
I'm certain there'll be cameras :yes:

Battery charging as we speak......that reminds me, better charge the one the makes camera work......:innocent:

PS: Identity crisis chris???...(avatar)......:dodge:

Scorpygirl
30th December 2006, 19:22
He didn't mean to hurt just got over-enthusiastic with a big bear Cola hug!! Hope you will be OK Crashe. It wasn't nice to see you in pain! I almost cried with you. Thank goodness for a bag of frozen peas. Please don't blame Colapop too much.

Swoop
30th December 2006, 20:41
Pathetic passport control at the Bombays nowadays...

:done:

Toaster
30th December 2006, 20:47
Pathetic passport control at the Bombays nowadays...

:done:

Yeah, they let me north, and I thought a Latte was a new sexual position.

riffer
30th December 2006, 20:50
Oh dear, he's started hugging you lot too.

poor bastards... :dodge:

Clivoris
30th December 2006, 20:52
Yeah, they let me north, and I thought a Latte was a new sexual position.

Have they shown you the "Via-duct"?

Toaster
30th December 2006, 20:56
Have they shown you the "Via-duct"?

Classic dude !

Clivoris
30th December 2006, 20:57
Oh dear, he's started hugging you lot too.

poor bastards... :dodge:

He does like to tenderise them first I hear. Doesn't seem to mind if he breaks a few bones either. Told me it aids with compliance.:scratch:

Swoop
30th December 2006, 20:58
and I thought a Latte was a new sexual position.

It is, in fact, another form of taxation! Take 5cents worth of coffee beans and charge exhorbitant prices for throwing a bit of hot water at them.:shit:

Colapop
31st December 2006, 07:22
He does like to tenderise them first I hear. Doesn't seem to mind if he breaks a few bones either. Told me it aids with compliance.:scratch:
Resistance is futile.

Mercy is for the weak.

I'm just a man looking for love...:love:

Trudes
31st December 2006, 07:47
He didn't mean to hurt just got over-enthusiastic with a big bear Cola hug!!

Oh gard, yeah I've had a couple of those, he's bloody good at unknowingly cracking my back back in though, cheaper than the Osteopath!:love:

The_Dover
31st December 2006, 08:37
Resistance is futile.

Mercy is for the weak.

I'm just looking for manlove...:love:

do you want maurice's number?

Colapop
31st December 2006, 08:43
I'm not sure that even Maurice can handle all that I have to give...

crashe
31st December 2006, 09:41
Oh gard, yeah I've had a couple of those, he's bloody good at unknowingly cracking my back back in though, cheaper than the Osteopath!:love:

You were lucky it was your back....

Mine is my (throttle) wrist...... it was bent right back inwards where it wasnt meant to be..... At first I thought FARK it is broken..... but I do have movement in it....

A tad sore up the forearm thou... But hey at least I survived...just ! :dodge:


I can still ride my bike..... so that is the main thing.....:scooter:

The wrist and forearm has been tenderised..... by the big man himself.

Trudes
31st December 2006, 10:16
Colapop aka "The Tenderiser". That could be your WWF name.

apteryx_haasti
31st December 2006, 10:30
Colapop aka "The Tenderiser". That could be your WWF name.

*hushed whisper*

And here he is now folks, the Tenderiser himself...

Don't make him have ta mince ya...

Str8 Jacket
31st December 2006, 10:42
Ha, put him out in the sun.....


BTW, how's that sunburn now Col? :p :sunny:

Colapop
31st December 2006, 10:49
All good. I'm working on tanning the arses of a few Orklranders now...

Bring me chicken wings!

Maha
31st December 2006, 10:53
Chicken strips i can do........wings?....na
Oh?... and crashe needs to sharpen up on her spellin'..... its Cola as in the drink not Colo as in ostomy....:innocent:

Mrs Busa Pete
31st December 2006, 10:54
atleast with colopop up here wellys can relax and let there gard down with out fear of being violated

Str8 Jacket
31st December 2006, 10:56
Chicken strips i can do........wings?....na
Oh?... and crashe needs to sharpen up on her spellin'..... its Cola as in the drink not Colo as in ostomy....:innocent:

Well he can be a pain in the arse sometimes.....


j/k

Maha
31st December 2006, 10:59
Well he can be a pain in the arse sometimes.....


j/k

I knew someone would cotton onto that.....and who better to do so?... a Wellingtonian...:rockon:

cowpoos
31st December 2006, 11:08
well all I can say is that I am glad he has been let loose on the aucklanders .. they need hardening up .. he will be missed at poos ... yeah right, tui moment hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe
its a dam shame and all...I've organised two sets of boxing gloves too...

would have been a battle of age and size against beauty and brains....hehehe

Colapop
31st December 2006, 11:21
I will be seeing the lot of you before too long... AND I've been bulking up since I been away

crashe
31st December 2006, 12:31
we only get to put up with him for just a few days.... *phew*

you lot in Wellington have him for the rest of the year...
doing all sorts of damage......:dodge: