Rodney Area - New un-marked Highway Patrol [Archive]

SwanTiger

4th January 2007, 21:04

Holden Commodore, bright candy red in colour with spoiler, registration CBL674. Often driven by plain clothes officers and sometimes two up, mainly stationary using laser in popular 'easy-to-speed' areas.

It looks like your typical homo 'look at me' vehicle driven by your typical above-average income earner driver that tail gates, excessive speed in school zones and over takes well after the passing lane has ended.

:shutup: :dodge:

Ride carefully.

GSX-RJIM

4th January 2007, 22:09

Thanks for the info my mate.
Hope you were not sharfted by the cop.

boomer

4th January 2007, 22:21

scumdog

4th January 2007, 22:48

That does it, I'm not speeding around Rodney from now on!!

SwanTiger

4th January 2007, 23:41

no.. mines silver and i have no mates, so i'm always on my own... ps.. i'm unemployed ;)

churr for the heads up :D
Quiet immigrant. I still don't know how you got through our countries security vetting procedures.

Thanks for the info my mate.
Hope you were not sharfted by the cop.
No worries.

That does it, I'm not speeding around Rodney from now on!!
I thought mobility scooters had speed limiters built into them?

Lou Girardin

5th January 2007, 05:50

Noooooooooo! Not a cop in Rodney. Say it isn't so!

What?

5th January 2007, 06:10

Noooooooooo! Not a cop in Rodney. Say it isn't so!

So this Rodney bloke is gay, it would seem.

Bulldog

5th January 2007, 08:15

That'd have to be one hot commodore and P Brock driving to catch me :P

scumdog

5th January 2007, 08:18

I thought mobility scooters had speed limiters built into them?

Ya ain't seen my mobility scooter!!

Pixie

5th January 2007, 08:56

So this Rodney bloke is gay, it would seem.

So is the unamed cop, by all accounts.

SixPackBack

5th January 2007, 09:37

Its a pro hunting vehicle you knob. It poaches swantigers. Lots of pelt to go around.

BAHAHAHAHA..........The coppers have already taken a couple of his lives.:shutup:

SwanTiger

5th January 2007, 10:05

Its a pro hunting vehicle you knob. It poaches swantigers. Lots of pelt to go around.
Pelt? Swan Tigers are hunted for there notoriously large penises.

BAHAHAHAHA..........The coppers have already taken a couple of his lives.:shutup:
Quiet old man, take your ramblings back to the retirement village.

sAsLEX

5th January 2007, 11:11

Ya ain't seen my mobility scooter!!

Just keep behind you for not very long, petrol stations aint that common in Rodney so you aint getting far if you put your foot down.

Toaster

5th January 2007, 11:17

That is/was one of Northshores plaincars. Maybe they are playing in Rodneys district at the mo'.

Swoop

5th January 2007, 11:57

Quiet immigrant. I still don't know how you got through our countries security vetting procedures.
He said that he was coming here to drive a taxi........

jahrasti

5th January 2007, 12:47

I think you mean large furry anal dreads/tails . Swantigers dont have penises. They reproduce Asexually..they have no reproductive organs. They are both female and part male; kinda like a ladyboy only born that way..

Jeepers, anyone would thinkthat it is your car. Big deal he said the plate of an undercover.:whocares:
His analogy of fuck stick ford and holden drivers is spot on.:Punk:

Qkchk

5th January 2007, 12:50

Hmm might give him a wave tmrw when we pootle past @ 40kph :rofl:

Maha

5th January 2007, 13:20

I think you mean large furry anal dreads/tails . Swantigers dont have penises. They reproduce Asexually..they have no reproductive organs. They are both female and part male; kinda like a ladyboy only born that way..

Yip.....thats sounds like the DongTiger i know......:killingme

Maha

5th January 2007, 13:25

Dirty old swan tiger dont wash his tail much. :sick:

And for that very reason....nobody likes to ride behind him, hence the reason he gets the TEC jobs.....:shutup: but he thinks its cos' he's quick.....:scooter:

BarBender

5th January 2007, 13:36

"Time to change our car Starskey. The SwanTiger is on to us."

Maha

5th January 2007, 13:37

Mmmmm people think its a really smokey exhaust...until they get closer and discover the terrifying truth :shit:

Where is he anyway?... its not Waitangi day yet is it?.....:cool:

jahrasti

5th January 2007, 14:19

I dont give a fuck about that moron I was just getting into a little banter with swanny. If your close enough to read the plate then it aint going to matter much if you recognize it anyways.

Jesus dorks like you have to come along and get all itchy witchy bitchy and take the fun out of it :bash:

sorry cant we all just get along:hug:

SwanTiger

5th January 2007, 16:11

It's okay everyone, Dyna and I are lovers going through a rough time, this is why he has such intimate knowledge of my reproductive anatomy.

And for that very reason....nobody likes to ride behind him, hence the reason he gets the TEC jobs.....:shutup: but he thinks its cos' he's quick.....:scooter:
Hey what the hell are you on old man!

Anyway, babies to bash and doll money to spend, catch you later.

Edbear

5th January 2007, 20:39

Not to mention the plain white one as well.... Easily seen by the standard issue steel wheels, though.

ZeroIndex

5th January 2007, 20:46

I think you mean large furry anal dreads/tails . Swantigers dont have penises. They reproduce Asexually..they have no reproductive organs. They are both female and part male; kinda like a ladyboy only born that way..

I think the correct word you're looking for is nancy-boy :p

scumdog

6th January 2007, 03:39

Not to mention the plain white one as well.... Easily seen by the standard issue steel wheels, though.

But unfortunately they neglected to fit said rims to the front and rear bumpers to make them easier to spot from behind or when approaching from on front.....

TLDV8

6th January 2007, 03:59

Hmmm.. I can't even spot them when they have big letters and light 's on top (except when they start flashing) ,not much hope spotting an unmarked :laugh:

Edbear

6th January 2007, 08:02

But unfortunately they neglected to fit said rims to the front and rear bumpers to make them easier to spot from behind or when approaching from on front.....

True, of course, and there's been many a time I've quipped to the Missus when travelling and spotted a plain, (or marked), car too late, "Good thing I wasn't speeding!" It's become a bit of a catch-cry with us when travelling. I'm usually a law abiding citizen...

Grahameeboy

6th January 2007, 08:07

Hmmm.. I can't even spot them when they have big letters and light 's on top (except when they start flashing) ,not much hope spotting an unmarked :laugh:

Maybe if you shaved your facial hair you may improve your vision!!!
Mind you spotting a cop can be just as hard as working out where JSG will pop up next eh...............:gob:

SwanTiger

6th January 2007, 08:47

Maybe if you shaved your facial hair you may improve your vision!!!
Mind you spotting a cop can be just as hard as working out where JSG will pop up next eh...............:gob:
:laugh: !!! that is the funniest thing I've read on KB in a looong time!