Priorities: 1. Brake 2. Abuse ?

[Biff]

I knew he was going to pull out in front of me. The inbuilt alarmamathingy in my biker distincts went crazy.

Anyhoo - he duly pulled out and I applied the brakes a wee bit lining myself up to swerve around Mr Dicksplash, my left thumb fumbling for the hooter to tootle at him as I glide around him, just before I hurl abuse and deftly remove said thumb from tootling instrument and give him a one finger salute. ‘I may even throw in a kick at this side mirror If I get the chance’..thought I.

Over-guesstimating his speed I suddenly realised I was running out of space fast before I ploughed into the rear end of Mr D’s cage. Slamming brakes on fullwallop - the front end bounces along as it locks and bounces on the tarmac (thankfully the mighty Biffbird is equipped with the dual combined brakeamathingywidget) - I miss making contact by about the width of a Zig Zag ciggie paper.

Priorities. Snuff said.

New pants please.

Oh...and a louder tootler.

[Disco Dan]

I hope the dicksplash has one testical missing after being ripped off, placed on a stick and then much yelling...

what an arse wipe.


Glad you won your fight with the cage dude... :rockon:

[NighthawkNZ]

Glad you pulled through ok... :gob: :yes:

[Ixion]

I wonder if one could set up a public address system on a bike to play a taped recording of suitable abuse?

Tootling is so *impersonal* I feel. And yelling at them from inside a full face helmet, though therapeutic, is largey unnoticed by its target.

But if motorists can hear bikie cops loudspeakers, they should be able to hear mine.

Hm, is it legal to have a loudspeaker on a bike. I'll have to check.

[Drum]

Cager probably didn't even notice the whole affair.

Good reminder. Taken on board.

[James Deuce]

I'm looking forward to my 139dB tootler. Everyone should have one. I'm not sure it could be regarded as melodious when your ears are bleeding however.

[Grahameeboy]

I'm looking forward to my 139dB tootler. Everyone should have one. I'm not sure it could be regarded as melodious when your ears are bleeding however.




Where you get from?

[Grahameeboy]

I guess we should concentrate on avoiding not hooting first?

[James Deuce]

Mr WarlockNZ has imported 10 Stebel Nautilus (why is that word becoming a feature in my life? I just bought an F&P Nautilus dishwasher) horns for a bunch of KBers who stuck their hands up. They look like a combination Giant Snail/WWII Klaxon and produce air horn-type volume without the extra plumbing.

[James Deuce]

I guess we should concentrate on avoiding not hooting first?

Definitely. But imagine the joy of watching said dickhead's cranium explode from the spl pumped out from a Stebel Nautilus when you've come to a halt right next to his open window.

[Grahameeboy]

Mr WarlockNZ has imported 10 Stebel Nautilus (why is that word becoming a feature in my life? I just bought an F&P Nautilus dishwasher) horns for a bunch of KBers who stuck their hands up. They look like a combination Giant Snail/WWII Klaxon and produce air horn-type volume without the extra plumbing.


I must read more theads!

[McJim]

Shouting can work - I am blessed with a 'Scottish Bellow' which I can use with the helmet on and visor down.

Just ask Johnny Rotten - he was about 4 car lengths away when I unleashed a torrent of McAbuse at a stupid cager that pulled out in front of the van I was behind causing the van to do an emergency stop and me to do the same - luckily I had left the appropriate amount of stopping distance between me and the van but I was displeased with the cager's actions and told them so using my four letter vocabulary. :angry:

[WarlockNZ]

Ahhh .. the 139Db horn of vengence!! ... mu ha ha ha

Once this first lot actually arrives, I'll see if it is worth doing again ..


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=39375

[Swoop]

I knew he was going to pull out in front of me. The inbuilt alarmamathingy in my biker distincts went crazy.

Was he driving a bmw by any chance?
There seems to be a distinct correlation between this type of cage and the monkey it contains...:ar15: :bash:

[Kinje]

Was he driving a bmw by any chance?
There seems to be a distinct correlation between this type of cage and the monkey it contains...:ar15: :bash:

Ah yes, the BMW monkey. I find the ones that drive the little sport convertable ones to be the worst. Had a wee run in with one of those riding to uni one day on my push bike. What an angry little man he was, and he couldn't understand why I hit him when he'd passed me going down a hill then immediately turned left across my path into a driveway. Was quite pleased that the whole ordeal left more of a mark on his cage than my bike :angry: :laugh:

[Lou Girardin]

Flip front helmet and loud abuse works just fine.

[Biff]

Ahhh .. the 139Db horn of vengence!! ... mu ha ha ha

Once this first lot actually arrives, I'll see if it is worth doing again ..


http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/showthread.php?t=39375

Bugger - if you've one spare I'm keen.

[Biff]

Was he driving a bmw by any chance?

Nissan Bluebird actually. Guess that makes him a Tit ?

[James Deuce]

That'll just confuse him. We don't really have that many tits in NZ. Just big arses.

Damn! Internal dialogue failure.......

[Insanity_rules]

Had a buddy with an XZ400 that had the MOTHER of all air horns. I want to hook up a set myself! I find the worst BMW cage the X5 I'm trying to be a 4wd and failing type the absolute worst.

Either they have no visibility or they contain a really special kind of monkey.