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hellnback
9th January 2007, 09:02
Got back from a flat out ride round Rodney the other day, sweet! Get home crack open a Speights and spin a few lies with me mates, down a few more. Think to myself better bring the bikes in before I get too pissed; start up the ZZR and ride it into the garage, no worries, jump off the bike only to hear "CRASH" beneath my legs.... oops forgot the most important thing when leaving your motorcycle - the stand!!! Ha ha ha, classic! :rofl:
(Mate wouldn't let me bring in his bike after that.....)
LilSel
9th January 2007, 09:18
:doh: well done... much damage??
I wouldnt have let ya move/roll my bike anywhere after seeing you do that to your own either lol....
Trudes
9th January 2007, 09:50
Hehe, been there, done that, except I hadn't had anything to drink, can sympathise.
hellnback
9th January 2007, 10:32
Broke off the mirror, added a few cracks to the fairing - nothing a bit of duck tape won't fix!
elle-f
9th January 2007, 10:35
Bloody hell, that'll learn ya!
Squeak the Rat
9th January 2007, 11:34
Never try to work on your bike after a few drinks either :doh:
NighthawkNZ
9th January 2007, 11:52
(Mate wouldn't let me bring in his bike after that.....)
:stupid: :Oops: been there done that got the t-shirt... :beer:
welcome to the club
:killingme
Maha
9th January 2007, 11:58
oops forgot the most important thing when leaving your motorcycle - the stand!!! Ha ha ha, classic! :rofl:
You are not alone Brad, have done it myself, but i did it in town and hadn't even had a drink. Anne was on her bike and there was a car between us...she wondered where i had got too?......:Oops:
Swoop
9th January 2007, 11:59
All the effort and cost that the ecilops put into educating people about booze and driving/riding...
They have obviously missed their target audience...:whistle:
pervert
9th January 2007, 12:23
Never try to work on your bike after a few drinks either :doh:
Why on earth not?
Backyard mechanics and beer go hand in hand...:yes:
hellnback
9th January 2007, 13:09
Backyard mechanics and beer go hand in hand...:yes:
Always... :yes:
Insanity_rules
9th January 2007, 13:47
Done that and I've grazed a carport pole with my footpeg and dumped it too. What made matters worse is that event was witnessed by my mates waiting to go for a ride.
Not the only tool in the shed brother! Big ups for admitting to it.
GSX-RJIM
9th January 2007, 15:23
Bugger, imagine the shit that would have gone down if you were shit faced!
Scouse
9th January 2007, 15:32
Got back from a flat out ride round Rodney the other day, sweet! Get home crack open a Speights and spin a few lies with me mates, down a few more. Think to myself better bring the bikes in before I get too pissed; start up the ZZR and ride it into the garage, no worries, jump off the bike only to hear "CRASH" beneath my legs.... oops forgot the most important thing when leaving your motorcycle - the stand!!! Ha ha ha, classic! :rofl:
(Mate wouldn't let me bring in his bike after that.....)Dont feel to bad I did a similar thing on Sunday Exept that I atualy did put the side stand down but me bike was pointing down hill and it rolled off the side stand
RC1
9th January 2007, 15:42
i think we have all done this at some point havent we ??
Nasty
9th January 2007, 15:48
Did similar with my old FXR .. lucky they are light and I caught it before it hit the ground .. real lesson :oi-grr:
FilthyLuka
9th January 2007, 15:49
cant say ive ever done that... i did, however, drop my bike when i tried to start it and i forgot it was still in gear... CRAP, bike jutted forward and i dropped it :(
Pumba
9th January 2007, 15:53
I wish I had been drinking when something simular happened to me, at least it is a half arsed excuse for the incident :first:
Bonez
9th January 2007, 16:29
Dropped mine after getting after a loooong hot day at work. Stopped and proceeded to get off without even attempting to put the side stand down. Got pinned under it and licked to death by the mutt. All cries/yells/screams for help ignored. 8 lives left to go....................
Mom
9th January 2007, 16:32
Got back from a flat out ride round Rodney the other day, sweet! Get home crack open a Speights and spin a few lies with me mates, down a few more. Think to myself better bring the bikes in before I get too pissed; start up the ZZR and ride it into the garage, no worries, jump off the bike only to hear "CRASH" beneath my legs.... oops forgot the most important thing when leaving your motorcycle - the stand!!! Ha ha ha, classic! :rofl:
(Mate wouldn't let me bring in his bike after that.....)
What a plonker........:killingme :killingme :killingme
At least the :o factor was reduced to your mate at home........oh no hang on you also posted here too......LOL
Steam
9th January 2007, 16:42
I was drunk and just getting past the bike so I could get my wallet from the back of the shed at work. (no, not drunk AT work, went out for a few drinks afterwards and left the bike in the work shed.)
My workmate's $30,000 Harley was sitting next to my old bike, and as I squeezed past I slipped and my bike tipped, and I desperately struggled to keep the bike from smashing all the gorgeous shiny panniers and chrome of the harley, and it may have fallen too.
Aiii, the handgrip slipped off the handlebar, I grabbed at any bit I could, I was in danger of me being pulled over and falling on top of it all... and slowly it came back from the brink of thousands of dollars of damage.
Whew!
Oakie
9th January 2007, 18:42
Broke off the mirror, added a few cracks to the fairing - nothing a bit of duck tape won't fix!
Nah ... it's 'duct' tape yer after. 'Duck' tape is for 'quacked' fairings. :sick:
hellnback
9th January 2007, 18:50
Nah ... it's 'duct' tape yer after. 'Duck' tape is for 'quacked' fairings. :sick:
...& 'quacked' wing mirrors! BTW that's lame....
NighthawkNZ
9th January 2007, 19:33
Nah ... it's 'duct' tape yer after. 'Duck' tape is for 'quacked' fairings. :sick:
ahhh duct tape tool box in a roll :D
pervert
9th January 2007, 19:47
Nah ... it's 'duct' tape yer after. 'Duck' tape is for 'quacked' fairings. :sick:
Actually, either way (duct, or duck) is acceptable these days.
It was originally called 'duck' tape.
http://www.octanecreative.com/ducttape/duckvsduct.html
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