Present ideas!

[Indiana_Jones]

ok, it's my mrs birthday today, Don't have a present yet.

She's 18, vegetarian, likes animals and into her guitars and music etc.

got any ideas? :D

-Indy

[Maha]

She's 18, vegetarian, likes animals got any ideas? :D

Yes, how about a Cat made of Celery?......:yes:

[Joni]

Ha ha - she is a capricorn like me... good luck! :innocent:

Seiously tho, if you need help I will pm ya....

[Indiana_Jones]

just ideas lol. I don't really wanna get jewerly, she got that for x-mas and she's more tomboyish

-Indy

[Sniper]

CD?
Poster of one of her fav bands?
Bottle of grog?
New strings?
Box of Satriani Picks?
G3: Live in Denver DVD?

[Lias]

ok, it's my mrs birthday today, Don't have a her a present yet.

She's 18, vegetarian, likes animals and into her guitars and music etc.

got any ideas? :D

-Indy

Seeing shes a vegetarian, buy her a cucumber to use instead of your meat? :shit:

[skelstar]

...she is a capricorn like me...
Nobody is a capricorn like you Joni.

Does she like movies? A book of movie tickets maybe (practical not romantic)?

[sAsLEX]

she's more tomboyish

-Indy

A cricket ball?

An Airgun?

[Joni]

Sheet music for her favourite music maybe? Thats shows its thought through...

Skelstar... your comment could either be a compliment or the insult of insults... :sunny:

[Indiana_Jones]

Sheet music for her favourite music maybe? Thats shows its thought through...

Skelstar... your comment could either be a compliment or the insult of insults... :sunny:


not a bad idea that, might look into it :D

-Indy

[onearmedbandit]

Dude I have enough difficulty choosing presents for my mrs, how the hell am I going to help on this one. Best of luck eh.

[Finn]

just ideas lol. I don't really wanna get jewerly, she got that for x-mas and she's more tomboyish

-Indy

So you're the girl in the relationship?

[Indiana_Jones]

So you're the girl in the relationship?

well fuck mate, someone has to be! :yes:

-Indy

[Finn]

well fuck mate, someone has to be! :yes:

-Indy

Indy, I don't like it when you swear.

[98tls]

What about a gift certificate at one of those overhaul shops for women.......you know were they get waxed, nails etc....whatever women do in those places........:dodge:

[ManDownUnder]

Guitar pick made of old credit cards (they work exceedingly well actually). Custome made, and something she'll remember for sure.

Or a romantic night out. What does she enjoy doing that you kinda do/don't. Do that. Make it her night and really get into it with her.

Gift certificates (hand made) with an offer of massage, dishes/chickflick at the time/place of her choosing. Make sure there is one (and only one) ACE in there that means NO. No matter what it is you want to do, she can play the NO card and it will be respected - without argument. Piss up with the boys - party of the year... "NO".

*gulp*... ok...

Once played cards are binned...

[NighthawkNZ]

Dude I have enough difficulty choosing presents for my mrs, how the hell am I going to help on this one. Best of luck eh.


I know that feeling... :(

[98tls]

Get her nothing..........shell be so fucked off shell forget its her birthday........problem solved...................

[ManDownUnder]

Get her nothing..........shell be so fucked off shell forget its her birthday........problem solved...................

so close and yet... hmmmmm

[avgas]

buy her a bike, come on man

[bobsmith]

Vegetarian and likes animals? - I'd advise you to start running the other way... Failing that, how about something from here?:

http://www.meatdirect.co.nz/

[shafty]

A portable DVD player - you can get a dirty DVD too, and play it under the covers, - just like reading with a torch as a kid!!

[Trudes]

A stuffed badger playing a miniature guitar.

[Mom]

A nice bunch of flowers and a bottle of something to share........the rest is over to you really......:innocent:

edit:..Baileys........mmmmmmmmmm

[NighthawkNZ]

give her some flowers, cook dinner, and a back rub... you may get a BJ and get laid in exchange... well works for me :D

[Colapop]

A stuffed badger playing a miniature guitar.
How about you stuff her badger while playing the guitar?

[Trudes]

How about you stuff her badger while playing the guitar?

Hehe, that might work too!

[FilthyLuka]

Guitar pick made of old credit cards

dude... no... tried that, they saw your guitar strings and make them break. bad bad bad idea. you could always get her a guitar, i know id be stoked, and im not even yer mrs!

denis

[Grub]

she's more tomboyish

It's easy ... get her an un-abused FXR150! There's 4 on TradeMe right now, your choice between 3 blue ones and a green one.

[MyGSXF]

Get her nothing..........shell be so fucked off shell forget its her birthday........problem solved...................

you naughty naughty boy... :spanking:



give her some flowers, cook dinner, and a back rub... you may get a BJ and get laid in exchange... well works for me :D


:shit: waaaaayyy toooo much info there mate!!!! :blink:

[Mental Trousers]

All she needs for her birthday (http://www.createamate.com/default.aspx)

[NighthawkNZ]

:shit: waaaaayyy toooo much info there mate!!!! :blink:

nope not really... no more than some of the other posts Ive seen ;)

[mstriumph]

what she NEEDS is someone more thoughtful than YOU, obviously!!
i can't BELIEVE you've left it until now to even start thinking about it :nono:

- you should have had this sorted MONTHS ago!!! ::spanking:

good GRIEF!!! *wanders off muttering darkly .....*

[sels1]

A subscription to the NZ Vegetarian Society? Thoughtful, but not that romantic....better get some flowers to go with it.

[NighthawkNZ]

actually some flowers, a box of chocolates and small piece of jewery will go a long way...

However I hope you have done something by the time you read this post.... :doh:

[Grub]

- you should have had this sorted MONTHS ago!!!

Typical woman .... :)

[MVnut]

a hat and a bullwhip:yes:

[Indiana_Jones]

Got nothing yet lol. I'll think of something :D

-Indy

[NighthawkNZ]

Got nothing yet lol. I'll think of something :D

-Indy

Dude... dude... dude... you be in a power of shit now... hehhehe

[MyGSXF]

actually some flowers, a box of chocolates and small piece of jewery will go a long way...


give her some flowers, cook dinner, and a back rub...


I'm beginning to worry about you mate!!! :shit: Tis all a bit N-A-G.. & doesn't fit the hardened staunch biker image at all.... :shutup:

[NighthawkNZ]

I'm beginning to worry about you mate!!! :shit: Tis all a bit N-A-G.. & doesn't fit the hardened staunch biker image at all.... :shutup:

I know was starting to worry me too :gob:

[awesker]

Seeing shes a vegetarian, buy her a cucumber to use instead of your meat? :shit:

hahahah!
10chars

[BAD DAD]

Avgas and Grub are dead right. Can't afford a bikethen what about a helmet,jacket, gloves etc?

[Big Dog]

Avgas and Grub are dead right. Can't afford a bikethen what about a helmet,jacket, gloves etc?

If she is a serious vegetarian avoid leather.
Get a textile jacket.
I shows you love her want to protect her and want to take her places.

[Nasty]

OK .. I am a little amazed that you left it so bloody late to get sorted .. same day and no gift organised ... if Grub tried this I would shoot him!!

[Indiana_Jones]

*passes Nasty a gun*

Na, she's not really interested on going on me bike lol. Besides I only have the FXR atm, maybe one day when I got a Bonnie etc.

She's cool with the fact that I havn't got her anything just yet, but she says "you don't have to worry".......translation "Where the fuck is my present!" :D

-Indy

[bobsmith]

"you don't have to worry".......translation "Where the fuck is my present!" :D

-Indy

Haha too true.....

Hmmm now that I think about it... my g/f has been talking about rings lately.... hmmmm.....

[ManDownUnder]

if Grub tried this I would shoot him!!


LOL - so how did you get your handle again??

[Indiana_Jones]

Haha too true.....

Hmmm now that I think about it... my g/f has been talking about rings lately.... hmmmm.....

RUN! while you can!

-Indy

[NighthawkNZ]

Hmmm now that I think about it... my g/f has been talking about rings lately.... hmmmm.....

Run Luke.... run...





Luke use the force...

[PuppetMaster]

This is a biker site isnt it, you know, where road hardened, leather wearing, tattoo'ed hairy bikers hang out.
Flowers ?
Music ?
Back rubs ?


You tell her she is lucky to get another b'day, now make some eggs bitch, and go and clean the bike!!!!
Oh, and eat some meat ffs.

[Colapop]

You're single, aren't you?

[Indiana_Jones]

You're single, aren't you?

ah Col, my trusted and favourite work mate

-Indy

[sunhuntin]

If she is a serious vegetarian avoid leather.
Get a textile jacket.
I shows you love her want to protect her and want to take her places.

im vegetarian and wear leather [albeit second hand....]

honestly, putting myself in her shoes, id be happy just to sleep in my mans arms. this girl seems a lot like me, and i dont like fuss. maybe go out for an ice cream or something, but meh. all good either way.

[Mental Trousers]

Seeing shes a vegetarian, buy her a cucumber to use instead of your meat? :shit:

I hear corn on the cob is better.

[Lou Girardin]

Lingerie, perfume, jewellery. You can't miss. (As long as you spend enough)

[mstriumph]

.........., id be happy just to sleep in my mans arms. this girl seems a lot like me, and i dont like fuss. maybe go out for an ice cream or something, but meh. all good either way.

i'm a lot like you, too ...................... diamonds, smoked salmon and champagne are good, but no FUSS!

:dodge:

[mstriumph]

soooooooooooo Indy ........

WAT DID YOU GET HER???????????????

[ManDownUnder]

Oh, and eat some meat ffs.


For God's sake don't let Maurice hear you talking like that... he'll accept your kind offer...

[Indiana_Jones]

I havn't got her anything.......yet

-Indy

[Blairos]

So is she still talking to you?

:dodge:

[Joni]

I havn't got her anything.......yet

-IndyYou are now cruising in deep water...

By next week you are in deep shit.

Think quick matey!

edit - and not because a gift is important, because you set an expectation by promising one...

[Indiana_Jones]

Chill, Winston!

I keep asking her what she would like, but she keeps telling me not to worry and she doesn't really know lol.

I wanna get her something. But yeah, might take a look this eveing

-Indy

[Nasty]

Chill, Winston!

I keep asking her what she would like, but she keeps telling me not to worry and she doesn't really know lol.

I wanna get her something. But yeah, might take a look this eveing

-Indy


Sorry Indy but that is so bloody sad. If Grub had tried this .... we wouldn't have been together the 11 + years we have ...

Maybe you should ask Grub how to surprise the girl with something she would love. :yes:

[Indiana_Jones]

yea, but my mrs isn't like most other women lol

-Indy

[Squeak the Rat]

yea, but my mrs isn't like most other women lol

-Indy

I picked the wrong time to look at this thread, is she a he?

[Indiana_Jones]

I picked the wrong time to look at this thread, is she a he?

lol she is a tomboy, in some senses. Just not the physical ones

-Indy

[Wasp]

............. whats that phrase? cruising for a brusing.... and i dont mean on the shoulder....

seriously indy you suck...

[Indiana_Jones]

seriously indy you suck...

Only if she's been a good girl ;)

-Indy

[Colapop]

She treats you badly doesn't she?

[Mom]

She treats you badly doesn't she?

Gross man.......:love: :love:

[Toaster]

well fuck mate, someone has to be! :yes:

-Indy

At least you are man enough to admit it bro. Hope you two have a nice day for her birthday. Shame its raining for ya... I guess a nice romatic ride on the bike and picnic for two at the beach is outta the question.

Maybe buy her a :scooter: ?

[mstriumph]

yea, but my mrs isn't like most other women lol

-Indy

you are wrong, Grasshopper ...... TRUST ME ON THIS!!


its weekend - take her out for a niiiiiiiiiiice romantic dinner QUICK, BEFORE THE BIRTHDAY FAIRY GETS YOU!!!!

[bobsmith]

does she beat you frying pans indy?

Hmmm I told my girlfriend this morning when she was holding a knife. "please don't kill me"

She says. : "Why?"

Hmmmm.......

[sunhuntin]

i'm a lot like you, too ...................... diamonds, smoked salmon and champagne are good, but no FUSS!

:dodge:

heck, im not even interested in that! hate jewlery except for 2 select necklaces, and they are paua on a simple chain. one is a kiwi, the other a butterfly.

as i said, some quality time with my man, in my case, preferably on the back of the bike.

[mstriumph]

sorry - was being ironic ......... and mebbe a bit of a stirrer ....

'cause i don't believe that any gal anywhere is being totally honest if she says "oh it's fine if you don't do anything to mark my birthday [anniversary, or watever] as long as we go on sharing 'quality time' together ..."

what she's actually saying is that she can deal with it .... ie she's not going to go off in a silly snit or into meltdown about it or make a fuss or poison the mushrooms

oh sure, true, that is PART of the truth

but the REST of the truth, the usually unvoiced part is that we gals
[and i do believe ALL of us, no matter how unfussy or tomboyey we may be - sorry mr hitcher :dodge: ] ,
we get a little jolt of pure happiness when our man does something unexpected and thoughtful and just plain NICE for us...

really, the gift or gesture or whatever isn't the important thing here - ie not what pleases us most .... it could be a small brown paper bag of liquorice allsorts or an impromptue beach picnic at sunset ........... it really doesn't matter to us .... because we love him anyway, right? [and its true that we'd be embarrassed if he made a big fuss] ............

it's just the fact that he's shown that he's aware of our birthday [or whatever] and has taken a little time to think about it and go out of his way and do something he thinks will please us ...... [I]just to please us ......

[I]bugger - if i keep on like this i'll RUIN my reputation for being a hard case!! :shutup:

[Indiana_Jones]

Well, I will get her something, i won't forget.........trust me :D

Anyways she's just happy I'm in one piece right now, and she knows I have to fix my ride too.

-Indy

[Colapop]

Get her something you'll never be able to give her - a real man!

[LilSel]

Get her something you'll never be able to give her - a real man!

Are you for sale Colapop??

[Indiana_Jones]

Are you for sale Colapop??

which part of him? lol

I'm gonna sub divide him

I could get 6 lots on his arse alone :D

-Indy

[Colapop]

Are you for sale Colapop??
Hell yeah, for the right price...

which part of him? lol
I'm gonna sub divide him
I could get 6 lots on his arse alone :D
-Indy
I'm 100% man. I'm even some other men as well...

[LilSel]

which part of him? lol

I'm gonna sub divide him

I could get 6 lots on his arse alone :D

-Indy

now now... I was paying a compliment to Mr Pop!! lol...

[Curious_AJ]

yes, i have found this thread!! after about a month of it being up already!

and yes.. he hasnt gotten me anything yet even.. but really i dont care, im just happy to have freedom from the olds! YAY!


(saying that, valentines day is comming up... i wonder what will arise then...):shifty:

[Nasty]

yes, i have found this thread!! after about a month of it being up already!

and yes.. he hasnt gotten me anything yet even.. but really i dont care, im just happy to have freedom from the olds! YAY!


(saying that, valentines day is comming up... i wonder what will arise then...):shifty:

I think you should at least hint that Roses work ... or something better .. a rose coloured visor ....

He is particularly bad.

[Guitana]

How about a 20" strap on surprises all round there!!!!!

[xwhatsit]

Indy, mate!!!!!

Haven't you been reading KB? Get her a fscking scooter!

As for you AJ... he's very lucky to have such a forgiving girlfriend, lol. Make sure he doesn't forget that!

[ManDownUnder]

(saying that, valentines day is comming up... i wonder what will arise then...):shifty:

... another thread from Indy...

[xwhatsit]

Regarding Valentines Day, my birthday is the next day. Does that mean I still have to get her a present? Shouldn't she be getting me a present?

[ManDownUnder]

Regarding Valentines Day, my birthday is the next day. Does that mean I still have to get her a present? Shouldn't she be getting me a present?

Why do the words "turd in a punchbowl" come to mind?

[xwhatsit]

Why do the words "turd in a punchbowl" come to mind?

Yes, yes. Hmm. After careful consideration... it seems likely that the lack of a gift and request for satisfaction from myself would go over, indeed, like the proverbial turd.

[Indiana_Jones]

Indy, mate!!!!!

Haven't you been reading KB? Get her a fscking scooter!

As for you AJ... he's very lucky to have such a forgiving girlfriend, lol. Make sure he doesn't forget that!

I'm not made out of money lol. Anyways I need a new bike! :dodge:

-Indy

[Colapop]

And what are you doing on KB at this time of the day Mr Jones? Big Brother is not only watching you - he'll kick your scrawny arse!

[NotaGoth]

Need I say more?

[mstriumph]

yes, i have found this thread!! after about a month of it being up already!

and yes.. he hasnt gotten me anything yet even.. but really i dont care, .....................................

you and i are going to have to have a little chat ..........
BEFORE YOU GET THROWN OUT OF THE SISTERHOOD!!!!!!

there is NO SUCH ACCEPTABLE SENTENCE IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE
as 'I don't care that he didn't remember my birthday' :nono:

..... in fact, even to THINK it is probably punishable by a month's shopping deprivation
and being forced to let your leg-hair grow for a year :rofl:

[Indiana_Jones]

And what are you doing on KB at this time of the day Mr Jones? Big Brother is not only watching you - he'll kick your scrawny arse!

And your fat arse is down in Wellington :D

I better not make him angry, he'll start to roll towards Auckland lol

-Indy

[Curious_AJ]

HAHA! god... it makes me larf! see? already i am more favorable :yes: yeees

but in saying that, i think i may have to escape to a safe haven before i get found out and beaten like a red-headded stepchild!!
:scooter:

[Colapop]

Need I say more?
That doesn't look like an internet search picture! :gob: May be an original??

[NotaGoth]

That doesn't look like an internet search picture! :gob: May be an original??

Damn I've been found out :dodge:

[The Pastor]

Have you thought about a kumara? We wont have many left soon.

[Curious_AJ]

lol! ... thinks thoughts that should not be thought...

[Storm]

lol! ... thinks thoughts that should not be thought...

Dont just think them- tell everybody about them so we can rabbit on for a couple dozen more pages :D

PS Your man loves the 80's- isnt that enough?

[Indiana_Jones]

Dont just think them- tell everybody about them so we can rabbit on for a couple dozen more pages :D

PS Your man loves the 80's- isnt that enough?

Don't encourage her lol

-Indy

[Storm]

But its funny. Your pain is our amusement

Damn, did I say that out loud just now :O

[sunhuntin]

Need I say more?

ok, wtf is with that hooky bit? :gob:

[Storm]

For scratching your date if it gets itchy in the middle of things

[NotaGoth]

ok, wtf is with that hooky bit? :gob:

I thought that maybe its for the........Well think about it!!!!!!

...................... Don't know.. Thats actually a good question.....! :mellow:

[xwhatsit]

I thought that maybe its for the........Well think about it!!!!!!

...................... Don't know.. Thats actually a good question.....! :mellow:

It's for the clit.

Meh. Those things are like lube -- for girls who have useless boyfriends.

[NotaGoth]

Meh. Those things are like lube -- for girls who have useless boyfriends.

I so don't agree there...:blink:

[The_Dover]

It's for the clit.

Meh. Those things are like lube -- for girls who have useless boyfriends.

fuck up cock cheese.

that attitude is for insecure little fags with small cocks and no sense of adventure.

I hope you went with kittie's suggestion indy and got her a 15" black rubber cock.

or at least tried to slip it in her arse when she was drunk.

the best present you can give her is sexual liberation.

[NotaGoth]

no sense of adventure.

I hope you went with kittie's suggestion indy and got her a 15" black rubber cock.

or at least tried to slip it in her arse when she was drunk.

the best present you can give her is sexual liberation.

I agree with the no sense of adventure bit......

You're such a charmer...

[dawnrazor]

my presence is your presents

[Curious_AJ]

as for what was said ages ago about indy being into the 80's... i dont quite get what you mean... but all in all the 80s rock!!