FOR SALE: 05 CBR1000RR Repsol

[Finn]

Details

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=138737951&ed=true

11,500 K's
Micron Pipe (stock pipe still in box)
K&N Filter
Power Commander (Dyno'd by AMPS)
Radar Detector Mount and electrical connection
Repsol seat cowl & standard seat

This bike is in immaculate condition. Never been dropped and has been maintained. This was my first bike so it hasn't been thrashed. The front tire only has about 500k's and I will put on a new rear Diablo Corsa.

MAKE ME AN OFFER

[sAsLEX]

Some nice depreciation there!

[Finn]

Some nice depreciation there!

Yeah, thanks Helen!

I'm trying to be realistic on the price.

[imdying]

I'm trying to be realistic on the price.

Seems look a good deal considering all the bits are there, it's a 'factory special', and you've not raped it. Good luck with the sale.

[Fatjim]

Would you consider trading directly for the wooden leg, cut the middle man out, so to speak.

[Finn]

Would you consider trading directly for the wooden leg, cut the middle man out, so to speak.

Is it a female wooden leg with a built-in beer cooler?

[Postie]

your getting a 1098 aren't you.??????

bastard!!

[onearmedbandit]

So you are who stole Heather Mills from Paul.

[boomer]

I'll swap you my cbr600rr, '05 Registered 11/05, 24,000k's, yoshi pipe, ohlins damper, fully serviced, new tyres front & rear.. the bikes had its neck rung and runs like it ought to.

let me know when you want to do the trade as you'll be able to ride this one easy :yes:

[Fatjim]

Is it a female wooden leg with a built-in beer cooler?
I'm upset that you think my wife would have room for a beer cooler in her leg.

This is not one of those cheep knee length ones. We got the extended version with the drip tray and FM radio.

Could be modified to take slip-ons.

[Finn]

your getting a 1098 aren't you.??????

bastard!!

No, I am not getting a 1098. I'm getting a 1098S.

So there.

[Fatjim]

So you are who stole Heather Mills from Paul.
Rumour has it she couldn't get her knee down either.

[boomer]

Could be modified to take slip-ons.

I heard you'd been modified with a slip on :third:

[Finn]

let me know when you want to do the trade as you'll be able to ride this one easy :yes:

No thanks. I've got a Street Magic to do the shopping on.

[boomer]

No thanks. I've got a Street Magic to do the shopping on.

Bitch. And stop callin it a street magic... it's a bastard mobility scootah

[Fatjim]

I heard you'd been modified with a slip on :third:

No, but I have been called a "slip of a thing" in my time though.

[Fatjim]

No thanks. I've got a Street Magic to do the shopping on.
Even bastards need mobility.

[Finn]

Rumour has it she couldn't get her knee down either.

I heard Sir Paul got on his knees for The Queen. Yuck.

Okay guys, back on topic please. My girlfriend needs a new leg.

[SwanTiger]

I've got a woody of a leg your girlfriend could try for size, comes with two free balls for added stability.

[The_Dover]

My girlfriend needs a new wooden leg so the bike has to go!!!


You bitch, you told me you'd buy me a gold plated titanium leg.


I've got a woody of a leg your girlfriend could try for size, comes with two free balls for added stability.

We don't want no dry rot infested, taniwha haunted maori relic.

Didn't you sell your balls to the white man in exchange for a recipe for Pee and some muskets?

[Maha]

We don't want no dry rot infested, taniwha haunted maori relic.

Didn't you sell your balls to the white man in exchange for a recipe for Pee and some muskets?


Laugh of the week Ben ya funny bastard....Classical true story.....:killingme

[Finn]

You bitch, you told me you'd buy me a gold plated titanium leg.

You deaf prick. I said cold rented aluminuim keg.

[SwanTiger]

Didn't you sell your balls to the white man in exchange for a recipe for Pee and some muskets?
No, we're still in consultation with local Iwi. It may be some time.

[Finn]

Bump - I've added a couple of photos for your perusal.

[boomer]

Swap it for my 600 mate, you'll enjoy riding that

[terbang]

Nice looking bike. Well it looked good in the mirror.

[Finn]

Nice looking bike. Well it looked good in the mirror.

Was that you? I couldn't see from all the burning oil. Suzuki right?

[Finn]

Swap it for my 600 mate, you'll enjoy riding that

Are you selling it complete with the remote control?

[Finn]

Bump

It's got a full tank of gas too.

[boomer]

Bump...

the offers still there ;)

[Karma]

bump


bump :D

[Finn]

Nudge nudge wink wink

All these other bikes for sale here are crap. I know, I've seen them in person. Bits falling off, leaking oil, plastic glued together, homemade welds... and thats the new Suzuki's. You wouldn't want a used one.

Just think, you could be the owner of this very rare Repsol beast from the company that put the super into bike. Nicky Hayden made the right choice, won the GP and he can't even ride. Just think what this bike would do for you.

[onearmedbandit]

Still can't sell it eh Finn? Now is it the product or the seller?

[The_Dover]

Bits falling off, leaking oil, plastic glued together, homemade welds...

I thought for a moment that you were selling the MV too...

Hey folks, this bike is a bargain. It's still got at least 60% tread left on the tyres.


Only the middle 3 inches are worn........

[Finn]

Only the middle 3 inches are worn........

Speaking of a worn 3 inches, how did Vic get pregnant?

[The_Dover]

fuck all to do with me mate.....

[Finn]

fuck all to do with me mate.....

Yeah but before you jump to any conclusions, all babies are bald mate.

[Finn]

Still can't sell it eh Finn? Now is it the product or the seller?

Mate, I could sell pipi's to maoris. I think the problem is that people are intimidated by the POWER.

[onearmedbandit]

Mate, I could sell pipi's to maoris. I think the problem is that people are intimidated by the POWER.

No no, that's not it either.

[Crazy Steve]

Mate, I could sell pipi's to maoris. I think the problem is that people are intimidated by the POWER.

By that Comment your saying that Maoris do buy things off white Men..

And don't infact steal all the time!!!

Crazy Steve.

[Madness]

I'll buy it if you can accept $10 a week out of my unemployment benefit and another $10 a week from my ACC money. At a push I could also give you $7.50 from my sickness benefit, but I'd have to cut down on the pokies.

[Finn]

I'll buy it if you can accept $10 a week out of my unemployment benefit and another $10 a week from my ACC money. At a push I could also give you $7.50 from my sickness benefit, but I'd have to cut down on the pokies.

SOLD! You can pick it up when you've paid in full. Competitive interest rate at 10.5%.

[Madness]

Sorry Finn, no can do as I ticked up a Bugatti Veyron on the weekend. Going to get the missus pregnant again so we can get more DPB money to cover the instalments.

God I love this country.

[Mr. Peanut]

I'll take it, you still owe me for last night :angry:

[Finn]

BUMP

Okay, didn't get around to advertising it so it's still for sale.

Make me an offer.

[cowpoos]

$20 thats a fair offer!! oh and you can keep the the fold out step ladder and the training wheels!

[owner]

Ill give you 3 brand new k7 1000s for it ?

[crazefox]

i give you 11 g?

[Finn]

$20 thats a fair offer!!

Where you gonna get 20 bucks from?

[Finn]

Ill give you 3 brand new k7 1000s for it ?

Sorry, Poos offer is better.

[Finn]

i give you 11 g?

Keep going...

[cowpoos]

Where you gonna get 20 bucks from?
gunna rob a train dumb arse!!

[merv]

gunna rob a train dumb arse!!

What about when you marry one of Roberts daughters will he let you have a share of the business?

[cowpoos]

What about when you marry one of Roberts daughters will he let you have a share of the business?
I dare say the working enviroment would be to hostile...and besides...he does so much work for free...I'm not sure how he makes any money!!

[merv]

I dare say the working enviroment would be to hostile...and besides...he does so much work for free...I'm not sure how he makes any money!!

OK I'll lend you the $20 provided you get the ladder and training wheels so I could climb up on to it for a test spin.

[Finn]

BUMP

Finally got around to sticking it on TradeMe.

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=138737951&ed=true

[onearmedbandit]

You should add, "Perfect learners bike - Ideal for new rider or someone looking to downgrade from GN250 etc."

[onearmedbandit]

<span style="color:#EDEEFA;">So how are your 30 Star </span>Wars (http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=127052584) figures working out?

Actually, I was going to laugh, but then they might be worth something someday to someone. Still, I can afford a little chuckle.

[Finn]

Cunts. They were a present for an underprivileged kid who adores Star Wars stuff. The guy I bought them off was a little odd.

[jrandom]

They were a present for an underprivileged kid who adores Star Wars stuff...

... and has finally grown up and can afford such luxuries?

:grouphug:

C'mon, let's have a photo of Darth Maul sitting on the Brutale!

[onearmedbandit]

Maybe he can't at the moment, the clothes are being taken in a bit...

[Finn]

Maybe he can't at the moment, the clothes are being taken in a bit...

At least his left arm works. :bleh:

[onearmedbandit]

Want me to come around and rip the left arms off all your dolls?

[onearmedbandit]

I'll get some practice in first, maybe on say some care bears.

[skelstar]

See... now this is the KB I miss :yes:
AMEN to that! Farken funny.

[Deano]

AMEN to that! Farken funny.

Reverand Deano asks has Skelstar gone all religious on us ?

[mynameis]

Bahahaha I was gona post the same thing up. PWN3D !

Free Bump.

[Finn]

Someone please buy my bike. I'm broke and my grandmother needs an urgent operation.

[Str8 Jacket]

I'm broke .....

:rolleyes: Tui anyone?!

[Maha]

Someone please buy my bike. I'm broke and my grandmother needs an urgent operation.


Will you consider Some Platform boots ( ex 70's) a Beatle wig (Plastic sorry) and a packet of Hellers honey Soy Sauages?.. thats all im willing to let go at this stage...:eek:

[Finn]

Come on! $12k is exceptional buying. It's a great bike.

[marty]

almost as good as Simjen's gixxer?

[Finn]

almost as good as Simjen's gixxer?

Would you buy a bike that is not capable of winning SBK or MotoGP?

Go the mighty Honda!