Not one of us I'm sure, but if anyone knows who this bastard is

[Ixion]

Smash his head in for me, okay.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10419380

[mstriumph]

bastard!!!!!

[placidfemme]

grrrrr some people are just sad.... I say lets catch him and run him over a few times... maybe with a tank

[Hitcher]

A prayer for the dying or a kiss from a rose?

[Joni]

A mixture of anger and nausea comes up in me...

Why do people see the need to hurt/kill the defenceless

Hmm, maybe it was not a good idea for me to read that :mad:

[RC1]

far out there's some sick fucks out there, :angry:

[Scouse]

Bastard peice of shit

[Squeak the Rat]

Has Andrew Hore started riding motorbikes?

[James Deuce]

I've got some really nice seal skin slippers from Norway.

They are very soft. Mmmmm.

[Ixion]

I eat meat, and wear leather. And if Mr Bastard had humanely slaughtered a seal for its meat or its pelt, I'd have no issue with it.

But he didn't . He killed it simply because he took pleasure in killing something. Not for any purpose or reason at all, just killing for killing's sake. Bastard.

[Joni]

Jim you big troll you :shit:

[ZeroIndex]

can't help it ... :yes:

Maybe he was testing out the new Land Transport road seal :dodge:

[xxblackbirdxx]

no shortage of assholes is there?

[bistard]

I eat meat, and wear leather. And if Mr Bastard had humanely slaughtered a seal for its meat or its pelt, I'd have no issue with it.

But he didn't . He killed it simply because he took pleasure in killing something. Not for any purpose or reason at all, just killing for killing's sake. Bastard.

I totally agree with you Ixion
My other concern is all you guys ganging up on Bastards,some of us are ok

[ZeroIndex]

I eat meat, and wear leather. And if Mr Bastard had humanely slaughtered a seal for its meat or its pelt, I'd have no issue with it.

But he didn't . He killed it simply because he took pleasure in killing something. Not for any purpose or reason at all, just killing for killing's sake. Bastard.

note this:

A seal had to be put down after a motorbike was used to run it over on a Southland beach.

The seal had been lying sick on a beach near Riverton on Saturday when a local resident saw a motorcyclist approach it before circling back, taking a run up and running over it at speed, the Southland Times reported.

So the seal was already sick? if everyone wants to save the animals, why didn't someone put it in their car and take it to the animal hospital/vet?

[Lord Derosso]

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10419380


Anyone want to own up to this? Whats the bet it was a 14 year old school dropout. Sure gives ALL motorcyclists a bad name though doesn't it. Wonder how many of you will get road rage tonight on the way home??:angry: :angry:

[LilSel]

repost......:shutup:

OOOoOOOoooOOOOoo Hitcher merged them pretty quick...:shutup:

[Joni]

Not Hitch babe...

[James Deuce]

Jim you big troll you :shit:

Absolutely.

If it's overt cruelty to animals, people want to do damage to the perpetrators.

If it's the plastic rings off the top of a sixpack, slowly choking a seal to death in the Kermadec's, no one gives a rat's banana. At least this seal got euthanased.

[Squeak the Rat]

Deparment of Conservation duty officer Pete McClelland said the seal had already been ill but had to be euthanased after the incident

Maybe the motorcyclist was trying to be humane by putting the sick seal out of it's misery.

Any of the complainants here ever stomp on a spider or spray insects with acid to have them die a horrible slow death just because they're mildly annoying? Or do different life forms have different care factors based on cute furryness?

:dodge:

[LilSel]

Not Hitch babe...

opps... LOL.... my bad...

Go Joni!!! :wari:... :shutup:

I saw him floating down the bottom... hehe... my bad

[LilSel]

They said the seal had to be euthanased... which means it didnt die when it was run over... so if the person on the bike was trying to 'put it outta its misery'... they only made it suffer more.... :angry:

[Joni]

If it's the plastic rings off the top of a sixpack, slowly choking a seal to death in the Kermadec's, no one gives a rat's banana. I give a whole bunch of banana's... but that is another subject altogether.

[MotoGirl]

Maybe the motorcyclist was trying to be humane by putting the sick seal out of it's misery.

I don't want to open myself up for abuse, but I wondered the same thing!

I say this because of an experience I had when I was young and a car had driven through a flock of geese - seriously wounding many of them and they were flapping about on the road dying slowly. No one us knew how to wring their necks so we considered running them over to "finish them off". I was about 10 and riding a quad at the time...

[Finn]

I've got some really nice seal skin slippers from Norway.

They are very soft. Mmmmm.


Have you ever blown a seal?

[LilSel]

I don't want to open myself up for abuse, but I wondered the same thing!
No one us knew how to wring their necks so we considered running them over to "finish them off".

If you were to put an animal out of its misery... that would mean it dying... in this case... it didnt... n thats cruel...

If running over the geese did infact end their suffering... then good on ya...

[MotoGirl]

If you were to put an animal out of its misery... that would mean it dying... in this case... it didnt... n thats cruel...

If running over the geese did infact end their suffering... then good on ya...
I totally agree and I'm not trying to condone this guy's actions!

I'm just suggesting it may have been an attempt at being humane.. IF he was doing it for genuine reasons (humane reasons), at least he tried to help the poor, suffering animal. If he was just being a bastard, then yeah, we should run him over.

[Wasp]

mabye if the seals on the roads were a bit better he might run over them instead! :D

seriously though who ever that was is stupid, karma is a bitch - he'll be a bird in his next life and get run over by a flying jet car

[idb]

I totally agree and I'm not trying to condone this guy's actions!

I'm just suggesting it may have been an attempt at being humane.. IF he was doing it for genuine reasons (humane reasons), at least he tried to help the poor, suffering animal. If he was just being a bastard, then yeah, we should run him over.

A bit of a credibility stretch I'd suggest MotoGirl.

["D" FZ1]

Someone should run over the prick when he was lying on the beach and see how he likes it :tugger:

[MotoGirl]

A bit of a credibility stretch I'd suggest MotoGirl. What a shame no one who this the prick is - otherwise we could question them for their motives :ar15:

[WickedOne]

The moron who did this should be clubbed to death!!!!:angry:

[jrandom]

No one us knew how to wring their necks...

You just grab with both hands and keep twisting until it snaps, you know. It's a wee bit gruesome. I mean, it becomes obviously fairly early on in the process that the bird isn't keen on having its neck broken. I prefer to lay birds down on the ground, hold their head down with my left foot, and whack through the top of their neck with a knife.

For what it's worth, one of these days, I'm going to shoot a seal on the beach when nobody's looking, and take it home for dinner.

[Insert obligatory remark about how awful it is to intentionally injure one with a motorcycle and then go away. No, really.]

Anyone got any good seal recipes? Preferably grill or roast.

[Ixion]

Have you ever actually wrung a goose's neck? It works with chickens, but a goose is a much tougher proposition.

As for eating a seal, fine, though I believe it's very fatty. Kill nothing without purpose, eating is a perfectly valid purpose.

[Ghost Lemur]

Son of a fuckin bitch. That's the sort of publicity we're really don't need. Bastard should be banned from ever owning/riding a motorbike again (not to mention a good swift smack upside the head).

We should pass round a collection plate (even if it only ends up totalling a couple of hundred) and make a donation to a wildlife charity, and inform the papers that we as a community have done this to show this tard isn't one of us and get some good publicity to counter balance his.

And then track him down and get our monies worth.

[jrandom]

Have you ever actually wrung a goose's neck?

I did it once on a swan that'd been winged with a shotgun and ended up flapping around in a field. It yelled bloody murder. I had to grab it around the beak and use that to get sufficient leverage. I wasn't even supposed to be there. And it was in full view of the road. Bad times for all concerned.

Are gooses tougherer bastards than swanses?


As for eating a seal, fine, though I believe it's very fatty. Kill nothing without purpose, eating is a perfectly valid purpose.

Well, you can tell by looking at the big wobbly buggers that they have significant subcutaneous fat deposits. If the meat itself is grainy and fatty, it'd probably make good steak. I wonder if the sub-q fat'd be worth rendering down for deep-frying and whatnot, though? Probably just make everything taste fishy.

But, yes, of course. I'd feel very dirty if I killed something and then didn't eat it.

Unless it was a possum. Those beady-eyed motherfuckers goin' down.

[LilSel]

Well, you can tell by looking at the big wobbly buggers that they have significant subcutaneous fat deposits. If the meat itself is grainy and fatty, it'd probably make good steak. I wonder if the sub-q fat'd be worth rendering down for deep-frying and whatnot, though? Probably just make everything taste fishy.
Unless it was a possum. Those beady-eyed motherfuckers goin' down.

:sick: :sick: .......lol......

EDIT: 'must spread myself around some more before giving to Fish again'... blah blah...

[scumdog]

I totally agree and I'm not trying to condone this guy's actions!

I'm just suggesting it may have been an attempt at being humane.. IF he was doing it for genuine reasons (humane reasons), at least he tried to help the poor, suffering animal. If he was just being a bastard, then yeah, we should run him over.

So the guy on the motorbike KNEW the seal was suffering that badly that it needed to be 'put out of its misery'? "I don't think so Tim"

It was ILL which in all likeliness means it had a virus or similar from which it would recover. (The ill ones I've seen down here rarely seem to snuff it on the beach - if they DO die it must be off-shore somewhere).

But how come daily we don't try to run over suffering kids? their parents do a good job of making sure they ARE suffering.

[avgas]

I hate people that whine but never help.
A resident saw a sick seal, didnt help it....then complained about some asshole doing something.....all in the name of fame i suppose

[scumdog]

I hate people that whine but never help.
A resident saw a sick seal, didnt help it....then complained about some asshole doing something.....all in the name of fame i suppose

It had turned down the offer of help, said it was only suffering from a hangover...

[idleidolidyll]

Smash his head in for me, okay.
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/section/1/story.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=10419380


Aww come on ickyone, Canadians bash their heads in with clubs; whats a little jump ramp compared to that? :love:

[Crasherfromwayback]

I give a whole bunch of banana's... but that is another subject altogether.

There's no 'f' in banana.....

[jrandom]

'must spread myself around some more before giving to Fish again'...

Awww, c'mon baby, you know you can give yourself to me any time.

[Mongoose]

Man, wish we was all so smart, caring and ne'er do wrongs when we was young.
Not condoning what happened, but bet is some who are bitching thought about their yoof some simularities would pop up.

[James Deuce]

Seal tastes like oily fish. It isn't pleasant, but then I'm not a seafood fan.

[jrandom]

bet is some who are bitching thought about their yoof some simularities would pop up.

I used to fry ants on the back porch with a magnifying glass.

They smelled funny when they burned.

[idleidolidyll]

I used to fry ants on the back porch with a magnifying glass.

They smelled funny when they burned.

me too

also used to blow up frogs with crackers around guy fawkes

now that i'm a buddhist though, i only kill plants.................and it pains m,e so when they scream!

[jrandom]

Seal tastes like oily fish. It isn't pleasant, but then I'm not a seafood fan.


I am, though.

What sort of consistency does the meat have? Is it dense and dark in typical mammalian style, or lighter and more bird- or fish-like?

[peanuteater]

Hell, i enjoy hunting etc, but the difference is , dont let things suffer, !!
no need for that shit, hes? proberly one off those that will have a good accident, and expect everyone to be sympathetic and run after him whilst feeling sorry for him ?
WHAT GOES AROUND, COMES AROUND

[kro]

Just being devils advocate, but what if the seal looked half dead, and the guy was actually performing a humane act by trying to ends its suffering?. They did say the seal was a sick one to begin with.

If not, then by all means, leave a tyre track on his back too.

[ZeroIndex]

Have you ever actually wrung a goose's neck? It works with chickens, but a goose is a much tougher proposition.

As for eating a seal, fine, though I believe it's very fatty. Kill nothing without purpose, eating is a perfectly valid purpose.

what purpose exactly would killing the silly bastard do? I still reckon it was probably a trailrider that likes riding on different types of seal :p

[elle-f]

it pisses me off that the guy didnt can off.

[Street Gerbil]

If someone will catch the bastard, I have an excellent set of rubber mallets that I am willing to share with fellow KB'ers for the re-educational purposes. We can take turns...

[Street Gerbil]

We should pass round a collection plate (even if it only ends up totalling a couple of hundred) and make a donation to a wildlife charity, and inform the papers that we as a community have done this to show this tard isn't one of us and get some good publicity to counter balance his.

And then track him down and get our monies worth.

I'd rather pass the kitty and set a reward for the info leading to his arrest.

[James Deuce]

I am, though.

What sort of consistency does the meat have? Is it dense and dark in typical mammalian style, or lighter and more bird- or fish-like?

It's mammalian in texture, and under the blubber is more game like than domestic steak like. Except it tastes like two day old blown sardines that have been left out side in a Townsville Summer.

[paveho]

Pity that someone could do this sort of thing. Never mind, 'the wheel turns', and next time it may just be over him.

[James Deuce]

I used to fry ants on the back porch with a magnifying glass.

They smelled funny when they burned.

Formic acid. Methanol burning internal combustion engines produce that sort of smell too.

[surfer]

Just being devils advocate, but what if the seal looked half dead, and the guy was actually performing a humane act by trying to ends its suffering?. They did say the seal was a sick one to begin with.


Good point. Not sure how you would ring a seal's neck as their heads are stuck straight onto their bodies. Anyone know? They are also very smelly, wouldn't want to carry one to the vet inside my bike jacket.

[Crasherfromwayback]

Any of the complainants here ever stomp on a spider or spray insects with acid to have them die a horrible slow death just because they're mildly annoying? Or do different life forms have different care factors based on cute furryness?

:dodge:

Quite different I'd say mate......I happily spray and swat flies......no problem...the poor old seal's not likely to clamber all over a freshly laid steaming pile of dog poo the wander 'round over my ham sammy when I'm not looking, making me ill.

I'd at least notice the seal coming.....

[jrandom]

Good point. Not sure how you would ring a seal's neck as their heads are stuck straight onto their bodies. Anyone know? They are also very smelly, wouldn't want to carry one to the vet inside my bike jacket.

You seen the teeth on those things? I wouldn't like to try jumping on one and putting it down with a knife.

Target practice from the dunes would seem like the best way to go.

[Hitcher]

Not sure how you would ring a seal's neck

I suspect you want to wring the seal's neck?

[MotoGirl]

You seen the teeth on those things? I wouldn't like to try jumping on one and putting it down with a knife.

Target practice from the dunes would seem like the best way to go.

It now sounds more likely that the 'run it over' approach could have been a humane act... None of us will ever know if "ill" meant it had something from which it could recover.

[Patrick]

Target practice from the dunes would seem like the best way to go.

Or from a boat, "HORE" styles...

[Pwalo]

it pisses me off that the guy didnt can off.

Yep there's something screwy there. I'm pretty sure that if a bike hit a seal hard enough to kill it the bike and rider would not be too healthy.

Perhaps there's a wee bit more to the story.

[Beemer]

What a tosser. Makes me laugh to read the maximum fine is $10,000 - what's the bet that even if they catch him, his fine will be closer to $100?

[Patrick]

Yep there's something screwy there. I'm pretty sure that if a bike hit a seal hard enough to kill it the bike and rider would not be too healthy.

Perhaps there's a wee bit more to the story.

Hitting it on the bike didn't kill it...it had to be euthanised after it had been hit...

[Patrick]

What a tosser. Makes me laugh to read the maximum fine is $10,000 - what's the bet that even if they catch him, his fine will be closer to $100?

And given 15 years to pay it off....

[Nicksta]

someone should ride over the biker and see how he likes it when he's sick.....

[V4ME]

So sad - makes me mad -- and why do so many people ride over possums?? and sometimes they are not even sick? - are they really dead or just playing possum?:angry:

[idb]

I suspect you want to wring the seal's neck?

Maybe it was 'neck' that was mis-spelled?
Perhaps it was supposed to read 'mum'.

And he'd be quite right, how would you ring a seal's mum, she isn't likely to be in the phone book?

[V4ME]

Maybe it was 'neck' that was mis-spelled?
Perhaps it was supposed to read 'mum'.

And he'd be quite right, how would you ring a seal's mum, she isn't likely to be in the phone book?

I once new a Navy seal whose mum was listed in the phone book.:yes:

[Hitcher]

This baby seal walks into a club. Boom tish!

[James Deuce]

Looks like the biker's fate is sealed. I hope he doesn't blubber when he's sentenced. If the judge is a woman, I hope he doesn't flip 'er off.

[McJim]

Someone Otter do something about it.

[Patrick]

So sad - makes me mad -- and why do so many people ride over possums?? and sometimes they are not even sick? - are they really dead or just playing possum?:angry:

Some can't help it... bike will go to where you are looking...

"Don't look at the dead bloated fly blown possum... Don't look at the dead bloated fly blown possum..." BUMP pfffttt BUMP... "Bugger... I looked..."

[Squeak the Rat]

The rider has testified that the seal was "getting smart". Previous cases law shows that this is a valid defence and the defendant should get a suspended sentence.

[ManDownUnder]

The rider has testified that the seal was "getting smart". Previous cases law shows that this is a valid defence and the defendant should get a suspended sentence.

I agree - but only if we replace the word "sentence" with "from a tree"