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Biff
16th January 2007, 15:02
If you're planning on letting off a bomb next time you're in an airport...
Macktheknife
17th January 2007, 11:59
Can't stop laughing!
awesker
17th January 2007, 13:47
haha, that cant be real! surely!?!
MidnightMike
17th January 2007, 13:51
lol, is that real?
blackkatana
17th January 2007, 20:21
Best he change his grots, could well have touched cloth on the second rip.:gob:
Flatcap
17th January 2007, 20:25
I also find that chinos allow free expulsion of anal fumes...jeans can be restricting for an ideal spread of stench
Biff
17th January 2007, 22:29
haha, that cant be real! surely!?!

Infra-red camera - It detects heat. You're farts are hot...not in a 'I fancy your fart' kinda way... I mean warm and sometimes moist.












Why am I getting the horn?
Biff
17th January 2007, 22:30
lol, is that real?


Threesome? No thanks. I'm a one fart kinda guy.
Biff
18th January 2007, 10:57
Want to liven up your next airline flight? Follow these simple steps

1. Pull out your laptop, making sure that the person next to you is
watching
2. Log onto the website below
3. Mutter something in Arabic
4. Turn to the person next to you - and smile :-)

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
0arbreaka
18th January 2007, 17:26
dang, maybe i should have held it in
nudemetalz
30th January 2007, 12:38
Big Brother is watching you !!!

Just be careful when you decide to do this in public.
Of course I would never do this....
DemonWolf
30th January 2007, 13:29
bahahaa.. good one.