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Swoop
19th January 2007, 15:29
WHAT? Handbags are getting BIGGER??? WHY?

How is this possible? I was led to believe that they were made from the same material as Dr Who's TARDIS... it is actually bigger on the inside!:gob:

If these women took the brick and kitchen sink out of the damn thing it would be substantially lightened. I'm sure there is some other stuff in there that will never see the light of day.:shutup:

What the hell is "president of the Committee for Color and Trend" FFS?
Are these people the REAL Fashion Police???????:shit:

Shit, I think I require a beer!


Women warned big handbags pose a health hazard
Email this storyPrint this story 3:15PM Thursday January 18, 2007

A Gucci bag on the runway in Milan. Photo / Reuters
TORONTO - With big handbags becoming a key fashion accessory for working women, health experts are warning they can also become a key health concern.

Bags for women have become bigger and heavier as designers combine briefcases with handbags and straps have become longer but the extra leverage has many patients complaining of neck, shoulder and back problems.

"I see so many women with neck pains and headaches and what I usually do is look for their purse and pick it up," said Jane Sadler, a family practice physician on the medical staff at Baylor Medical Center in Garland, Texas.

"We take it over to the scale and weigh it and usually they're anywhere from 3-4.5 kgs...We're really going to see women with more and more problems later on if we continue the big purse craze."

William Case, a physical therapist in private practice in Houston, Texas, said an aggravated neck or shoulder can lead to upper back problems, meaning pain may then be felt while working at a computer or playing sports.

He urged designers "to place a cute, educational caution tag on all bags to inform of potential neck and shoulder dangers."

Above all, he recommended correct posture while carrying bulky purses, keeping the head and shoulders aligned upright. Patients should also frequently change the size and weight of purses carried.

"The extra-large purses are quite phenomenal. They look beautiful when the women wear them, but I don't know how aware they are of the potential problems," Case said.

"Massage, anti-inflammatories and rest are good to help alleviate the symptoms temporarily however the only real cure is patient education," case added in a written message to the American Physical Therapy Association.

Case said children were recommended to carry no more than 10-15 per cent of their body weight in backpacks, which are effective at spreading loads carried, but fashion consultants say they just aren't cool any more.

"The trend is either very large or very small. People go to the gym, they have an extra pair of shoes, they have their make-up, so there's more stuff to carry around," said Ellen Campuzano, president of the Committee for Color and Trend, a fashion forecasting service.

"The backpack is really for a very casual customer, for a student with books, that is not a fashion customer."

Professor Alan Hedge, an ergonomics specialist at Cornell University in New York state, said similar health problems arose when laptops were first introduced.

Traditionally women adopted better postures for carrying loads, such as baskets on heads or strapping a papoose across the back, but placing objects on one shoulder was one of the least efficient ways of carrying a load.

"This causes a great imbalance. You only have to see people carrying bags in shopping centers, looking hunched up like Quasimodo," he said.

"If it (a big bag) is a fashion accessory, then occasional and symbolic use is fine. If not, then keep it light." - REUTERS

Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)
19th January 2007, 15:45
"The backpack is really for a very casual customer, for a student with books, that is not a fashion customer."

Suits me - never been a follower of fashion or into brand names. Use my motorbike backpack everywhere. It's real gucci ay mate. And there's f all in it - honest!!

Shewolf
19th January 2007, 15:49
handbag = saddle bag

else if it don't fit in the jacket it doesn't go

Ixion
19th January 2007, 16:18
So , why can't women carry baskets on their heads , instead. Much better, those poxy handbags are a right nuisance in crowds.

Maybe if they get a bit bigger their owners will be able to hop right inside them , and poke their feet through designer pediports, instead of carrying them.

KATWYN
19th January 2007, 16:20
Hey something to think about (that i'm sure all the health care workers
in here will already know)

You know how handbags end up on car floors, toilet floors/basins and
the ground etc........imagine the germs the bottom of a handbag picks up

How many handbags do we see sitting on tables in restaurants??? hmmm?

Is it ALWAYS the restaurants fault if we get ill............

Trudes
19th January 2007, 19:51
I have two handbags, both quite small, but usually full of my husband's shit, "oh Honey, can you pop this in your bag?" Maybe they're getting bigger because men are filling their wives bags full of their crap?

Oakie
19th January 2007, 19:57
I remember hearing about a handbag that was made from an elephant's foreskin.
When you rubbed it it turned into an over-night bag.

xwhatsit
19th January 2007, 21:58
Oh great! I'm quite pleased about that. The best thing about having a girlfriend is that I can empty all my pockets out and she can carry all my stuff around :D. Of course, I carry her coat and shopping bags, so it all balances out...

hXc
19th January 2007, 22:07
Oh great! I'm quite pleased about that. The best thing about having a girlfriend is that I can empty all my pockets out and she can carry all my stuff around :D. Of course, I carry her coat and shopping bags, so it all balances out...
Lol. I always end up carrying my girlfriends cellphone etc. She wears things with no pockets, or extremely tight jeans where you can't really get into the pockets comfortably.

Disco Dan
19th January 2007, 22:17
dammit, thought this thread was "ladies handbags for sale" ...my bad... :innocent:

MyGSXF
19th January 2007, 22:18
I have two handbags, both quite small, but usually full of my husband's shit, "oh Honey, can you pop this in your bag?" Maybe they're getting bigger because men are filling their wives bags full of their crap?

:clap: good one Mrs K!!! :Punk:


... I carry her coat and shopping bags,

aawwwwww... dat's sooo schaaweeeet!! can we clone you???? :love: :shutup:

xwhatsit
19th January 2007, 23:58
:clap: good one Mrs K!!! :Punk:



aawwwwww... dat's sooo schaaweeeet!! can we clone you???? :love: :shutup:

Meh, she just takes it for granted now, lol. I'm her coat-carrying, umbrella-holding, ego-reinforcing shopping-bag-holder.

But I lap it up, because she's such an adorable little thing :love:.

That's how I (without realising) got her interested though -- she was sitting in a lecture theatre on her own, looking a bit cold in an Auckland winter -- so I offered her my scarf. Two days later she asks me out, lol.

MyGSXF
20th January 2007, 09:25
Meh, she just takes it for granted now, lol. I'm her coat-carrying, umbrella-holding, ego-reinforcing shopping-bag-holder.

But I lap it up, because she's such an adorable little thing :love:.

That's how I (without realising) got her interested though -- she was sitting in a lecture theatre on her own, looking a bit cold in an Auckland winter -- so I offered her my scarf. Two days later she asks me out, lol.


aaaahhhhh... young love... :love: what a precious thing it be.. :hug:

look after her!! :yes:

MotoGirl
20th January 2007, 09:42
Maybe they're getting bigger because men are filling their wives bags full of their crap?
:laugh: I understand what you mean! My handbag is so bulky because it contains Cajun's keys, cellphone and wallet and he stores as much shit in it as I do :shit:

gijoe1313
20th January 2007, 09:43
Meh, she just takes it for granted now, lol. I'm her coat-carrying, umbrella-holding, ego-reinforcing shopping-bag-holder.

But I lap it up, because she's such an adorable little thing :love:.

That's how I (without realising) got her interested though -- she was sitting in a lecture theatre on her own, looking a bit cold in an Auckland winter -- so I offered her my scarf. Two days later she asks me out, lol.

Remember the wise words of master Jedi Wayne Campbell (of Wayne's World natch)

Aiyaah...Psycho Hose Beast! And asian girls are an exponential factor of that! :sweatdrop

Also remember that :

(1) She wants your passport
(2) She is seeking PR
(3) She is sizing you up for forcible organ donation at a later date
(4) She is using you as her additional wallet/purse
(5) She is merely using you as her sex-slave
(6) She is waiting to bring over her entire extended family
(7) She is really a girl-boy from Malaysia/Thailand/Vietnam
(8) She is really a spy from their "Beijing Institute for Foreign Relationships"
(9) She wants you to get rid of your bike and have a blinged out boi-racer ride
(10) She will get you to like salted fish/hundred year old eggs/pickled pig's trotters
(11) She will get you to work in her family business
(12) Her mother is the mother of all psycho hose beasts
(13) She is plotting to kill her chasing creditors
(14) She has several husbands and children already
(15) She will have an intense hatred for anything you like to do, that she doesn't like to do

Please feel free to pick and choose any of the above scenarios, which have already come to pass :shutup:

Oh yeah, congrats on being pussy-whipped and being the bearer of all her products and shopping...not that I know of that ever happening to me :innocent:

Oh darn, a good friend is coming from China next week ... please select any of the above scenarios to happen to me! :doh:

xwhatsit
20th January 2007, 10:59
Remember the wise words of master Jedi Wayne Campbell (of Wayne's World natch)

Aiyaah...Psycho Hose Beast! And asian girls are an exponential factor of that! :sweatdrop

Also remember that :

(1) She wants your passport
(2) She is seeking PR
(3) She is sizing you up for forcible organ donation at a later date
(4) She is using you as her additional wallet/purse
(5) She is merely using you as her sex-slave
(6) She is waiting to bring over her entire extended family
(7) She is really a girl-boy from Malaysia/Thailand/Vietnam
(8) She is really a spy from their "Beijing Institute for Foreign Relationships"
(9) She wants you to get rid of your bike and have a blinged out boi-racer ride
(10) She will get you to like salted fish/hundred year old eggs/pickled pig's trotters
(11) She will get you to work in her family business
(12) Her mother is the mother of all psycho hose beasts
(13) She is plotting to kill her chasing creditors
(14) She has several husbands and children already
(15) She will have an intense hatred for anything you like to do, that she doesn't like to do

Please feel free to pick and choose any of the above scenarios, which have already come to pass :shutup:

Oh yeah, congrats on being pussy-whipped and being the bearer of all her products and shopping...not that I know of that ever happening to me :innocent:

Oh darn, a good friend is coming from China next week ... please select any of the above scenarios to happen to me! :doh:

"You must spread some reputation around before giving it to gijoe1313 again"

:lol:

As an aside, I already like salted fish and thousand-year old eggs :yes:.

Maybe all these women with oversized handbags will just develop an oversized upper body designed to deal with the increased weight?

sunhuntin
20th January 2007, 16:37
i love my simple wallet. cant be arsed carrying crap around...need my arms for holding other stuff.

xwhatsit
20th January 2007, 23:31
i love my simple wallet. cant be arsed carrying crap around...need my arms for holding other stuff.

But my dear Sunhuntin, you're a biker chick! What's the point of carrying a bag full of make-up if you know it'll end up smeared around the inside of your helmet? And lugging your nail file and nail gloss in your handbag when they'll just get broken inside your gloves? Nup, I gather you're much more rational than that.

I'm yet to see a full-on glamour chick on a bike. I think many biking women are almost glad of that, no? From what I've observed, it looks like a lot of maintenance being a `painted lady'.

Pick your niche, I suppose. That's another reason why my girlfriend will never become my pillion, I think.

sunhuntin
21st January 2007, 08:21
But my dear Sunhuntin, you're a biker chick! What's the point of carrying a bag full of make-up if you know it'll end up smeared around the inside of your helmet? And lugging your nail file and nail gloss in your handbag when they'll just get broken inside your gloves? Nup, I gather you're much more rational than that.

I'm yet to see a full-on glamour chick on a bike. I think many biking women are almost glad of that, no? From what I've observed, it looks like a lot of maintenance being a `painted lady'.

Pick your niche, I suppose. That's another reason why my girlfriend will never become my pillion, I think.

fuck makeup and fuck nails and the polish! my nails are always broken and filthy from work, and i cant type when they get too long. plus, i dont have the time to mess around tryin to make myself look good. lol. most days im lucky if i remember to do my hair.
i wear an open facer, and would never change it [thought the winter rain does make me reconsider at least once a week] i cant wait to start lookin like ive lived life in the wind.

some women do make the effort i guess....indeed, ive never seen a woman arrive from either spot on the bike looking like shes just crawled out of bed. motorbiking is relaxing...guess thats why?

my wallet holds my cards, spare nose stud incase mine comes out, some petrol vouchers and any cash i may have. just the essentials. lol. and even that gets bulky.

:whocares:

yungatart
21st January 2007, 10:37
Sheesh, I don't even carry a wallet most of the time. I have one of those little silver credit card holders,carries my licence, credit and eftpos cards, petrol card and Flybuys card. I don't need cash - I have Mstrs for that.....:yes:

Laava
21st January 2007, 12:23
Lol. I always end up carrying my girlfriends cellphone etc. She wears things with no pockets, or extremely tight jeans where you can't really get into the pockets comfortably.

You want to get into her pockets?:shit: