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moko
1st August 2004, 12:59
Read today that a Maori guy,Gary Lewis, has married the lovely,and she is,Davina Windsor,20th in line to the British throne.SO,if Zed`s,or anyone else`s god,wiped out the 19 in front of her(and I`d become an immediete convert)what could us Poms expect from a Maori king? Maybe a hopped-up Falcon instead of the state coach?The Haka instead of the more traditional Trooping Of The Colour ?You guys`ll have more of an idea than me so what are we in for if Gazza becomes king? :msn-wink:

Motu
1st August 2004, 13:22
You're in for all his rellies comin over for a free hand out.

Ghost Lemur
1st August 2004, 13:40
I didn't think you could become King via marriage. Thought the best you could do was Duke of Winsor?

Skyryder
1st August 2004, 22:31
so what are we in for if Gazza becomes king? :msn-wink:

New Zealand will become a republic with Zed as Prez :killingme :killingme :killingme

Skyryder

Lou Girardin
3rd August 2004, 07:01
Is this guy going to need therapy or what?
One half of him will be happy at marrying into royalty, the other half will be full of self-loathing at consorting with the colonial oppressors.

greenhorn
3rd August 2004, 10:27
I didn't think you could become King via marriage. Thought the best you could do was Duke of Winsor?

Or in his case Duke of Windsor in a Ford of course

Motu
3rd August 2004, 12:12
Sorry - I think it's Tudor.

greenhorn
3rd August 2004, 12:16
Sorry - I think it's Tudor.

Nah mate you cant get a put a windsor in a tudor, theyre all fourdors...
:killingme