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Big Dave
24th January 2007, 06:31
http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html
Korea
24th January 2007, 07:05
"Synergize value-added solutions"
Nice one - I'll use that in my next job interview :niceone:
James Deuce
24th January 2007, 07:05
Nice! Next monthly report is going to ROCK!
scumdog
24th January 2007, 07:12
Seeing as how I have to go back to work today on my day off I'm gonna use this and totally BLITZ the boss with my report - throw in a few of my usual 'wheelbarrow' words (does anybody use THAT expression any more??) on top of that and he'll be in shock.:gob: :blink: :weird:
Hitcher
24th January 2007, 08:05
The Dilbert web site used to have this fantastic mission statement generator. "Hey, I've worked there!"

It still does! http://www.dilbert.com/comics/dilbert/games/career/bin/ms.cgi (thank you Google)
oldrider
24th January 2007, 16:52
http://dack.com/web/bullshit.html

Is this what you use when you are writing those bike reviews?

Well it worked on me. :yes:

I quite fancy that Buell now! :shit: John.
BarBender
24th January 2007, 20:01
"Mesh sexy supply-chains?" What the...

This explains why the procurement team did well in the last internal climate survey!
Skunk
24th January 2007, 21:23
Engage magnetic bandwidth!
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