Office dares

[ArcherWC]

ONE-POINT DARES:

-Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' toyou.
-To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
-Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
-Walk sideways to the photocopier.
-While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
-When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
-Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
-Don't use any punctuation.
-Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

THREE-POINT DARES :

-Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.
-Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.
-Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
-Everytime you get an email, shout ''e-mail''.
-Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
-Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout,"dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.
-Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout.
-Call I.T. help desk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web-sites.

FIVE-POINT DARES :

-At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
-Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10times.
-For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob".
-Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".
-In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up,damn it, all of you just shut up!"
-At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"
-During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.
-As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
-Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
-Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll call you tonight

[placidfemme]

-Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

haha... that one kicks ass!!!!! :rockon:

[ZeroIndex]

damn that's funny... green rep sent

[Beemer]

Excellent, just sent it to a former colleague who will appreciate it!

[bistard]

Yes very funny,will give a few of them a try today
Cause everybody here at work thinks I am strange anyway!!

[V4ME]

I do these all the time - I thought it was normal behaviour!!

10 outa 10

[avgas]

holy crap i got emailed that yesterday........CHAIN MAIL IN PROGRESS!!!

[Indiana_Jones]

Office works sucks, I need out! lol

-Indy

[Beemer]

The friend I sent it to said she was tempted to try inching her chair towards the door in the meeting she was in this morning!

Incidentally, what is the metric equivalent of inching your way towards the door?

[nadroj]

The friend I sent it to said she was tempted to try inching her chair towards the door in the meeting she was in this morning!

Incidentally, what is the metric equivalent of inching your way towards the door?

Someone turning off the big switch on the 'metre' board.

[jumma]

GOLD!

10 char

[0arbreaka]

-Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll call you tonight

thats why i lost my job...

[Toaster]

I just loved the photocopier one. They can be quite attractive, all them buttons and lights....

[Quartermile]

HAHA my stomach is actually sore from laughing

[unhingedlizard]

The friend I sent it to said she was tempted to try inching her chair towards the door in the meeting she was in this morning!

Incidentally, what is the metric equivalent of inching your way towards the door?

two point five fouring your way to the door just sounds odd

[Guitana]

I must've just topped 60 points I just handed in my notice and told my boss exactly what I thought of him!!
He looked a little surprised maybe I was a little too aggressive!! I thought he was going to cry at one point!!!
On the scale of burning bridges that was the Golden Gate Bridge that just went up in an inferno!!!!
AAAAHHH freedom tastes great!!!
I almost felt sorry for him then it passed!!!

[Number One]

Disclaimer: Did a search but couldn't find this so here.....

Things to do at work when you're bored ...

Your goal is to accumulate 30 points a day during your working week ...
Good Luck!

ONE-POINT DARES

1. Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you.

2. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.

3. Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".

4. Walk sideways to the photocopier.

5. While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.

6. When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.

7. Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.

10. Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

THREE-POINT DARES

1. Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barreled fingers.

2. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle.

3. Shout random numbers while someone is counting.

4. Every time you get an email, shout ''email''.

5. Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has got over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.

6. Keep hole punching your finger. Each time you do, shout, "dagnamit, it's happened again!". Then do it again.

7. Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle".
Then wink and pout.

8. Call I.T. help desk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography web sites.

FIVE-POINT DARES

1. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).

2. Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.

3. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Dave".

4. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two".

5. When you've picked up a call, before speaking finish off some fake conversation with the words, ''she can abort it for all I care''.

6. After every sentence, say 'Mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent.
As in: "The report's on your desk, Mon." Keep this up for one hour.

7. In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

8. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce, "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again!"

9. Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

10. Present meeting attendees with a cup of coffee and biscuit; smash each biscuit with your fist.

11. During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door.

12. As often as possible, skip rather than walk.

13. Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.

14. Sign or p.p. all letters with your initials and a swastika.

15. Dry hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly, "I'll see you tonight".

Good luck building up yer points!!! :niceone: I'll buy a beer for the first person to crack 30 points a day for a week!

[nodrog]

you forget the 20 point dare -

repost video of concrete pouring on youtube.

[Beemer]

I like it - shame I work alone, it's not easy to build up points!

[Stirts]

Me has 17 points so far this week :)

one pointer = # 1 and # 4

five pointer = # 2, 11 and 12

Guess that is why they were happy to see my resignation :whistle:

[Stirts]

thanks Number One for giving me some ideas to torment my co-workers before I leave....*bling sent*

[Tank]

I like it - shame I work alone, it's not easy to build up points!

Actually that would make it very easy.

[Number One]

thanks Number One for giving me some ideas to torment my co-workers before I leave....*bling sent*

Hee hee - my work here is done! :msn-wink:

[Wheeliemonsta]

ONE-POINT DARES: (1)


Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you…

To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace…

Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way"…

Walk sideways to the photocopier…

While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open…

When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you…

Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."

Don't use any punctuation…

Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen…


THREE-POINT DARES: (3)


Say to your boss, "I like your style", wink, and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers while making a clicking sound with your tongue that resembles the sound of a revolver…

Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle…

Shout random numbers while someone is counting…

Every time you get an email, shout ''e-mail''…

Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone is over his or her caffeine addictions, switch to espresso…

Introduce yourself to a new colleague as "the office bicycle". Then wink and pout…

Call I.T. help desk and tell them that you can't seem to access any pornography websites…


FIVE-POINT DARES : (5)


At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem
(extra points if you actually launch into it yourself)…

Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10times…

For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob"…

Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two"…

In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"

During the course of a meeting, slowly edge your chair towards the door…
As often as possible, skip rather than walk…

Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer…

Hump the photocopier. When someone spots you, stop and cough embarrassingly, then lean in to the machine and whisper loudly,
"I'll call you tonight?...