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miSTa
24th January 2007, 20:47
The perfect evening evening dress?
Beemer
24th January 2007, 21:58
Possibly, but I bet it's a prick to clean...
Her_C4
24th January 2007, 22:15
Possibly, but I bet it's a prick to clean...

...and hard to get on....?
Hitcher
25th January 2007, 08:23
Hubba hubba.
Beemer
25th January 2007, 08:47
Actually, having had a second look at this dress, I am now of the opinion that it would be one of those dresses you could easily slip into - and out - and in - and out - and in - and out....
Dai
25th January 2007, 08:48
...and hard to get on....?

Cant really see how as it would be sensitively lubricated for your pleasure
Macktheknife
25th January 2007, 10:14
Cant really see how as it would be sensitively lubricated for your pleasure

And ribbed for her pleasure!, and probably glow in the dark too by the look of it.
Ms Piggy
25th January 2007, 10:58
Lots of nice flavours...err I mean colours. (damn can't do strikethrough!)
PZR
25th January 2007, 11:20
Damn I'm too slow all the good puns are gone
But I've always liked a woman in latex rubber
Or how about.........
A person would feel comfortable and enclosed in that dress
Or if worn on a date the wearer will feel safe if she comes out with you
PZR
25th January 2007, 11:22
Hubba hubba.

Or should that be
Rubber Rubber
Sniper
25th January 2007, 11:23
Bukkake gone wild :o
Bukkake in a bag:sick:
PZR
25th January 2007, 11:29
Least you would always have somewhere to put your small change and cigarrettes.
And at the end of the evening when it gets hot and steamy and the room is dark with the lights low and the clothes are piled at the foot of the bed............. When you are feeling wet and squidgy?
Just when he asks breathlessly, "what about contraception"?
Well you do'nt have to think about it very bloody long do you?
PZR
25th January 2007, 11:32
Bukkake gone wild :o
Bukkake in a bag:sick:

I know what Bukkake is unfortunatly
Anyone NOT know what it is
UUUUGgggh!!!
But strangely appropriate for this thread.
miSTa
25th January 2007, 21:04
All these piss takes on what is a very sensible dress, someones put a lot of work in to that you should be ashamed. :nono:


Bukkake gone wild :o
Bukkake in a bag:sick:
Ewww, you grubby little man S. :yes:
Quartermile
25th January 2007, 22:34
It appers that, that guy's looking for the 'prize inside'
NighthawkNZ
25th January 2007, 22:37
fuck... i hope its not a used dress.. :lol:
miSTa
26th January 2007, 11:43
The perfect accessory...
Beemer
26th January 2007, 12:56
Yuck, looks like an explosion in a hot dog factory!
bistard
26th January 2007, 12:59
Could you imagine the mess if they were used & you did a twurl
Now that would be funny!!
Bytor
26th January 2007, 13:03
It appers that, that guy's looking for the 'prize inside'

nah, he's looking for a black man sized one!
Patrick
26th January 2007, 13:09
Geez Beamer...you're on form today...

I thought it was a shame that it is only a 1 night stand dress....
Beemer
26th January 2007, 13:11
Geez Beamer...you're on form today...

I thought it was a shame that it is only a 1 night stand dress....

Perhaps the misspelling helped me 'beam' some light into this thread!

The dress may be a one-nighter, but the guy in the other pic could have a job as a stand-up comedian...

And if he won the prize for the best costume, would he be a prize prick?
Patrick
26th January 2007, 13:15
Perhaps the misspelling helped me 'beam' some light into this thread!

The dress may be a one-nighter, but the guy in the other pic could have a job as a stand-up comedian...

And if he won the prize for the best costume, would he be a prize prick?

:doh: my bad...:2thumbsup :killingme :laugh: :niceone: