dasser
25th January 2007, 08:49
Hi All,
Well I’ve had my Motorcycle for a week now, used it most days.
The only time I had some regret about wanting to become a wannabe was on
The first day leaving TSS driveway on to the busy road outside.
I stalled the bike once or twice ( ok a few more times than that )
I did think to myself what am I doing.
Later that night after surviving the ride home, I did a ride in to Upper Hutt.
On the ride back home just before 10pm, I’m now thinking this is fantastic, Freedom.
I should have brought a bike years ago.
I’m Slowly improving skills ( throttle / clutch control, smoother take offs )
I’ve practiced a few hill starts ( stalled about six times the first time )
Things I can see I need to improve on are using the back brake more, Watching the indicators ie making sure I turn them off.
Watching my lines going around a corner. More on Hill starts…
Anyone have any tips for a new wannabe ?
Thanks.
Stay Vertical.
Dasser…..I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol..
A joke .
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2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.One
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3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
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4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to
him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten
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"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you
talk him into going home with your friend.
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7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
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roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
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9. You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and grabs
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That's America.
Well I’ve had my Motorcycle for a week now, used it most days.
The only time I had some regret about wanting to become a wannabe was on
The first day leaving TSS driveway on to the busy road outside.
I stalled the bike once or twice ( ok a few more times than that )
I did think to myself what am I doing.
Later that night after surviving the ride home, I did a ride in to Upper Hutt.
On the ride back home just before 10pm, I’m now thinking this is fantastic, Freedom.
I should have brought a bike years ago.
I’m Slowly improving skills ( throttle / clutch control, smoother take offs )
I’ve practiced a few hill starts ( stalled about six times the first time )
Things I can see I need to improve on are using the back brake more, Watching the indicators ie making sure I turn them off.
Watching my lines going around a corner. More on Hill starts…
Anyone have any tips for a new wannabe ?
Thanks.
Stay Vertical.
Dasser…..I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol..
A joke .
MARKETING
The buzz word in today's business world is MARKETING.
However, people often ask for a simple explanation of "Marketing."
Well, here it is:
1. You're a woman and you see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to
him and say, "I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Direct Marketing.
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a handsome guy.One
of your friends goes up to him and, pointing at you, says, "She's
fantastic in bed."
That's Advertising.
3. You see a handsome guy at a party. You go up to him and get his
telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in
bed."
That's Telemarketing.
4. You see a guy at a party; you straighten your dress. You walk up to
him and pour him a drink. You say, "May I?" and reach up to straighten
his tie, brushing your breast lightly against his arm, and then say,
"By the way, I'm fantastic in bed."
That's Public Relations.
5. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He walks up to you and
says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed."
That's Brand Recognition.
6. You're at a party and see a handsome guy. He fancies you, but you
talk him into going home with your friend.
That's a Sales Rep.
7. Your friend can't satisfy him so he calls you.
That's Tech Support.
8. You're on your way to a party when you realize that there could be
handsome men in all these houses you're passing., so you climb onto the
roof of one situated towards the centre and shout at the top of your
lungs, "I'm fantastic in bed!"
That's Junk Mail.
9. You are at a party, this well-built man walks up to you and grabs
your ass.
That's the Governor of California.
10. You like it, but twenty years later your attorney decides you were
offended.
That's America.