Miss Timaru

[Postie]

Number 2 looks like a nice enough bloke.......

[placidfemme]

lol shes a bit butch....

[Blairos]

LOL!!!! :rofl:

[Brian d marge]

umm this is nice ,,( see photo ) ,,,you wouldnt have to chew your arm off for these!

Stephen

[RC1]

what better reason to not live in timaru

[RC1]

umm this is nice ,,( see photo ) ,,,you wouldnt have to chew your arm off for these!

Stephen

you couldnt pay me enough,to do any of these :sick:

[Patrick]

...and not a looker amongst them.

#5 looks like she has a nice personality...

[Blairos]

umm this is nice ,,( see photo ) ,,,you wouldnt have to chew your arm off for these!

Stephen

Is it my eyes, or does the one on the right have no nipples... :blip:

[pervert]

umm this is nice ,,( see photo ) ,,,you wouldnt have to chew your arm off for these!

Stephen

Ummmm...where's the 'nice'?

[ManDownUnder]

Number 2 looks like a nice enough bloke.......

cmon Postie - this is from an upcoming episode of little britain isn't it - you can tell me...

[crazybigal]

i think she is a he!


lol shes a bit butch....

[steved]

Haha, the only good looking one is from Wellington.

[oldrider]

No 2's father and brother are both members of this forum and they are "very" big blokes!
They also have a lot of less than charitable friends!
But feel free, enjoy yourselves at that poor girl's expense.
Make some more derogatory comments and enjoy your short life. :bye: John.

[The Stranger]

umm this is nice ,,( see photo ) ,,,you wouldnt have to chew your arm off for these!

Stephen


Yeah, sure, but isn't there something wrong with the one on the right? Where's her nipples?

[JimO]

you couldnt pay me enough,to do any of these :sick:

obviously a gay man here eh!

[Patrick]

No 2's father and brother are both members of this forum and they are "very" big blokes!
They also have a lot of less than charitable friends!
But feel free, enjoy yourselves at that poor girl's expense.
Make some more derogatory comments and enjoy your short life. :bye: John.

I see Joni's post at least has suddenly "disappeared"......

[Whynot]

you couldnt pay me enough,to do any of these :sick:

fark, you're a bit fussy arn't ya .... i would do at least the last 3 for money :innocent:

[placidfemme]

fark, you're a bit fussy arn't ya .... i would do at least the last 3 for money :innocent:

LMAO you do realise they are HE-SHE'S

[Patrick]

lol and my post quoting her post... the advantages of being a mod aye :)

CHICKENS.....!!!!:laugh: :spanking:

[SpankMe]

I see the Thai girl won. :niceone: Only 3 & 4 are lookers. Don't know what 1 & 2 were thinking?


No 2's father and brother are both members of this forum and they are "very" big blokes!
They also have a lot of less than charitable friends!
But feel free, enjoy yourselves at that poor girl's expense.
Make some more derogatory comments and enjoy your short life. :bye: John.

She put herself up for judging in a competition based purely on looks. If she didn't want any criticism, good or bad, she should never have entered in the first place.

[Whynot]

some interesting comments here
http://www.biggie.co.nz/interaction/forum/viewtopic.php?t=175804&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

"WHO LET FUCKING JAR JAR BINKS ON STAGE?"

"I've got it figured out:

1. Token Chubby
2. Token Ugly
3. Token Blonde
4. Token Asian
5. Token Outsider

Comp should've been called Mistoken Timaru"

[Hitcher]

Number 2 looks like a nice enough bloke.......

I've been waiting for this! A guy I work with comes from Timaru (no, he's not in the photo) and has been given mega stick over this. Hilarious. And really scary at the same time...

[SpankMe]

No 1 should have entered the Miss Elephant (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/332995.stm) beauty pageant.

[oldrider]

I see the Thai girl won. :niceone: Only 3 & 4 are lookers. Don't know what 1 & 2 were thinking?



She put herself up for judging in a competition based purely on looks. If she didn't want any criticism, good or bad, she should never have entered in the first place.

OK, OK, I was just poking shit too, I dont know of anyone in Timaru thats on KB, it just struck me how I would feel, if it was one of mine! :innocent:

I'm only a litlle fella, so no worries, lighten up guys. :dodge: Cheers John.

[pervert]

OK, OK, I was just poking shit too, I dont know of anyone in Timaru thats on KB, it just struck me how I would feel, if it was one of mine! :innocent:

I'm only a litlle fella, so no worries, lighten up guys. :dodge: Cheers John.

Haha, it was kinda obvious! But well done you, great wind-up!!! :laugh:

[SpankMe]

Shit, I just noticed. Who the fuck wears kicker boots on a beauty pageant?

[Patrick]

OK, OK, I was just poking shit too, I dont know of anyone in Timaru thats on KB, it just struck me how I would feel, if it was one of mine! :innocent:

I'm only a litlle fella, so no worries, lighten up guys. :dodge: Cheers John.

:rofl: thought as much... still funny how Joni wiped her comment in sheer horror at the thought?...:killingme ...

[98tls]

They look like they would all fit in well in New Plymouth..........well they would be a little different i guess as theres no chance of them being solo mothers...........

[Patrick]

They look like they would all fit in well in New Plymouth..........well they would be a little different i guess as theres no chance of them being solo mothers...........

Them bees you neighbours... or yous cuzzins...???

[SpankMe]

You never find the best looking girlies in beauty pagents. But here's some nice ones.

http://www.lemonrose.co.za/h/wallpaper/miss_universe_2005/

Miss Antigua Barbuda (http://www.lemonrose.co.za/h/wallpaper/miss_universe_2005/1024/miss_antigua_barbuda3.jpg), Miss Namibia (http://www.lemonrose.co.za/h/wallpaper/miss_universe_2005/1024/miss_namibia.jpg) & Miss Puerto Rico (http://www.lemonrose.co.za/h/wallpaper/miss_universe_2005/1024/miss_puerto_rico4.jpg) :love:

[Fatjim]

Miss Timaru? I've never been there.

[Coyote]

Miss Namibia (http://www.lemonrose.co.za/h/wallpaper/miss_universe_2005/1024/miss_namibia.jpg)
Well my eyes have healed back. Cheers

[Beemer]

If number two (what a sad number to have... just like all those CDs of number ones...) really IS a woman, then she is a brave one. Very anorexic young man looks are probably NOT what wins contests like this. I see the surname is Cotton - wasn't there a very ugly woman called Dot Cotton on Eastenders?

[pervert]

If number two (what a sad number to have... just like all those CDs of number ones...) really IS a woman, then she is a brave one. Very anorexic young man looks are probably NOT what wins contests like this. I see the surname is Cotton - wasn't there a very ugly woman called Dot Cotton on Eastenders?

Not to mention that ugly-ass used-to-be-fat-now-is-not Jo Cotton...:laugh:

[mstriumph]

its a sad fact of life that, almost universally, people judge people on their looks and beautiful people think
their looks are some sort of qualification for which they can take personal credit

sad sad sad - and misleading

"Things are seldom what they seem,
Skim milk masquerades as cream;
Highlows pass as patent leathers;
Jackdaws strut in peacock's feathers.

Black sheep dwell in every fold;
All that glitters is not gold;
Storks turn out to be but logs;
Bulls are but inflated frogs.

Drops the wind and stops the mill;
Turbot is ambitious brill;
Gild the farthing if you will,
Yet it is a farthing still."

WS Gilbert

[Fatjim]

Hey, this kb, not niceville meets pc ghey treehugger weekly.

[imdying]

people judge people on their looks and beautiful people think their looks are some sort of qualification for which they can take personal creditEspecially, dun dun dunnn, in a beauty contest! Get your head out of your butt will ya, they asked to get judged on their looks.

[mstriumph]

Especially, dun dun dunnn, in a beauty contest! Get your head out of your butt will ya, they asked to get judged on their looks.

thought the debate had moved on from the specific to the general - if not, pse accept my apologies


and, if so, 'up yours' - in the nicest possible way, of course :yes:

[imdying]

thought the debate had moved on from the specific to the general - if not, pse accept my apologiesOh no, plenty more mocking for the ugly mutts to come :yes:

[miSTa]

Number 2 looks like a nice enough bloke.......
Leave the poor girl(?) alone - thats our future Prime Minister you're ridiculing there. She(?) has all the qualifications needed - good looks.

[Swoop]

Banjos, why can I hear banjos???

[Quartermile]

Leave the poor girl(?) alone - thats our future Prime Minister you're ridiculing there. She(?) has all the qualifications needed - good looks.

Yea as much as I hate the silly Bitch:sick: while currently reciveing a free $150 a week student loan interest free I like her sad policies, if that made sense

[Lou Girardin]

No 2's father and brother are both members of this forum and they are "very" big blokes!
They also have a lot of less than charitable friends!
But feel free, enjoy yourselves at that poor girl's expense.
Make some more derogatory comments and enjoy your short life. :bye: John.

But, could they find their way to Auckland?

[RC1]

obviously a gay man here eh!

not here happily married with four kids,just nothing could get me so desperate that i would shag anything remotely gook :finger: :tugger:

[pervert]

not here happily married with three kids,just nothing could get me so desperate that i would shag anything remotely gook :finger: :tugger:

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[Patrick]

Miss Namibia...:love:

[Whynot]

not here happily married with four kids,just nothing could get me so desperate that i would shag anything remotely gook :finger: :tugger:

what the hell are you smoking ?

[xwhatsit]

what the hell are you smoking ?

Lol, yes, yes indeed. I suppose he's trying to rationalise his choice of pot-bellied cattle-farmer's daughters with buck-teeth?

Of course, some would say I'm rather biased when it comes to girls who are, errmm, `remotely gook'.

SpankMe, I like your style ^_^

[Indiana_Jones]

*looking at no.1*

wtf, I thought the Hindenburg burnt to a crisp in '37? lol

-Indy

[pervert]

Lol, yes, yes indeed. I suppose he's trying to rationalise his choice of pot-bellied cattle-farmer's daughters with buck-teeth

Of course, because all european looking girls are like that aren't they...:laugh:

[Brian d marge]

Of course, because all european looking girls are like that aren't they...:laugh:

Spoilt for choice here, not an arse over 6 inches wide .. well one or 2 but not many !

Though ...I will add that after a while ...they do become ummm familiar ... and one does find ones self longing for something from a Russ Meyer movie !1

Stephen

[McJim]

I've been to Timaru....once.....

[Patrick]

I've been to Timaru....once.....

So number two is saying, "have you seen my daddy?" Now we can point him/her in the right direction?

[Fatjim]

Spoilt for choice here, not an arse over 6 inches wide .. well one or 2 but not many !

Though ...I will add that after a while ...they do become ummm familiar ... and one does find ones self longing for something from a Russ Meyer movie !1

Stephen

I dunno mate, they may be small, but they tend to be a bit flat and soulless. Don't get me wrong, I'm not into Afro yank bootie. Just like them a little rounder.

[McJim]

So number two is saying, "have you seen my daddy?" Now we can point him/her in the right direction?

Nah - I'd already been neutered at that stage.

[xwhatsit]

I dunno mate, they may be small, but they tend to be a bit flat and soulless. Don't get me wrong, I'm not into Afro yank bootie. Just like them a little rounder.

Heh, I suppose with a name like Fatjim you need somebody a little more... resilient?

[Patrick]

Nah - I'd already been neutered at that stage.

It disn't work,that one time, at band camp...