Kharma - Job interview

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

I went to a job agency today. The first job description she gave me, I just saw the surname of the person and "very quickly" returned it to her - didn't quite throw it!

It was my divorce lawyer, a totally incompetent, apology of a woman, money thieving first class bitch and I'm being diplomatic. I had actually watched how she treated her staff and thought - crikey that poor woman!! - and another newly qualified lawyer, who worked on my case and did not declare a conflict of interest as he knew both the mute and I. (call the ex the mute cos of his very mature attitude (not) "I'll only talk to you thru a fkn lawyer" why do men get so anal and refuse to talk to "the ex" so goddamned immature). That was in response to me saying can't we be professional, civil and mature about this break up - gee we used to be the best of friends once!!

I did approach the Law Society regarding the lawyer but you can imagine the outcome of that.

I got over the above issue years ago and am not bitter - life's too short, however today I have had fun creating scenarios of getting my own back - I could be her worst nightmare lol.

Go in disguise, rob the company of a minimum of $30,000 - no different from what she did to me. Mind you I could show her how to write affidavits - I had to write my own at the time as she couldn't get it right. She didn't even inform me when I was suppose to appear in Court!! I lived in Napier at the time, I get a call at 9.30am advising I was due in Court at 10.00am- in Wellington - did I have everything? Excuse me what Court Appearance? Wrote to the Judge presiding that day - funilly enough I didn't get a reply from him either. Case only dragged on through the courts for nearly 5 years!!! That's another saga altogether!! (All because I left the prick and he couldn't let go!!).

Don't take this post too seriously - too me it's just a bit of humour!!

[slowpoke]

Love your attitude BMW, maybe you should change your moniker to BSW (Bloody Smart Woman).

[Motu]

I got to see karma on an arsehole I used to work for - I made huge changes in my life to manage one of his businesses,and found it was just a sham and lies.I walked out after 3 months,and then he started lies and rumours in the community about me.

A couple of years later I was at the ferry terminal waiting for the ferry home,when I saw someone I hadn't seen for many years - towering physically in every way over everyone.He had been a leading figure in one of the most notorious gangs in Auckland in the '70's,and they are still notorious.But we had known each other before he was a gang member,our brothers were mates,and the little brothers often tagged along.

So I went up and had a talk to him,asked what he was doing these days.''I do debt recovery,got a wife and kids,and a mortgage....got to stick with what I'm trained for.'' Then the ferry came in and he was watching the passengers,then he said ''Gotta go,catch you around''. He went up to my old boss and put his arm around his shoulders,the little scumbag fitted under his armpit.Then he walked him to his car,never letting his arm off him.

I made sure I was standing by the car,made sure he saw me,and that I was more than a passing acquaintance with his ''business partner''.A hugely satisfying end to my day.....