Will I live to 80 Dr?

[Bloody Mad Woman (BMW)]

I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking
him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer or wine?" "Oh no," I
replied. "I'm not doing drugs, either!"

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?" I
said, "No, my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing,
hiking, or bicycling?" "No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"
"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

He looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit ?"

[shafty]

Classic Mate!

its a bit like......." if you give up drinking and sex, you'll live 20 years longer - or at least it will feel that much longer!"

[KATWYN]

IHe looked at me and said, "Then, why do you give a shit ?"

...."Cos I ride a motorbike of course!"

[Macktheknife]

Brilliant! lol

[dasser]

I recently chose a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age. :yes:


A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

"No," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either." :yes:

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!" :yes:

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?"

"No, I don't," I said. :yes:

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things." :yes:

Then he looked at me ! and asked,
"Then why do you give a sh!t?" :gob:

[Toaster]

Hehehe dude, very funny. Read it off "new posts" so thought you were being serious until I read the last line and saw it was under jokes. Man am I slow today! Nice!

[dasser]

Ha Ha Toaster, Its call a senior moment. I can relate.:yes:
If I feel half as good at 80 as I do today Wow.
Anyway I plan on living forever, so far so good.
( Maybe that’s the alcohol.. :yes: )

( Just sitting here listening to Eric Clapton & J J Cale.. play it loud ):rockon: