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Beemer
26th January 2007, 15:00
My darling husband,

Before you return from your overseas trip, I want to let you know about a little accident I had with your pick up truck. Fortunately, it was not too bad and I didn't get hurt, so please don't worry too much about me. In fact, about five seconds after it was over, I felt much better and was back to my happy, smiling self! I didn't see any reason to notify the police or our insurance agency.

I was coming home from K Mart, and when I turned into the driveway I accidentally pushed down on the accelerator instead of the brake! The garage door is slightly bent but your ute, fortunately, came to a halt when it bumped into your car. Lucky for you, your motorcycle [looks like a scooter to me...] was spared.

I am really sorry, darling. But with your kind-hearted, giving, loving personality I'm positive you will forgive me. Remember how much I love you and care for you, my sweetheart. Enclosed is a picture of my little "accident." Have a safe trip home. Oh yes, before I forget... your girlfriend called.

Your loving wife.
XoXoX
Indiana_Jones
26th January 2007, 15:02
pwn3d.

-Indy
yungatart
26th January 2007, 15:05
Oh, I don't know, I think it looks like it has been parked rather nicely, it shows a certain amount of skill really!
MSTRS
26th January 2007, 16:34
I gather the Sunday visit is off, then??
onearmedbandit
26th January 2007, 16:41
Something isn't right with that pic.
Beemer
26th January 2007, 16:43
I gather the Sunday visit is off, then??

Why, have you heard I make crap scones or something?
0arbreaka
26th January 2007, 16:50
I would return home with a loaded 12ga...
MSTRS
26th January 2007, 16:50
No...but I'm loathe to leave any vehicle of mine within your reach:innocent:
Beemer
26th January 2007, 17:16
No...but I'm loathe to leave any vehicle of mine within your reach:innocent:

No worries, we have five car garaging and 400sqm of concrete so your bikes will be safe! Going to the farmers market at Lindale tomorrow so you may even have more yummy things for lunch on Sunday!
MSTRS
26th January 2007, 17:25
Methinks the lady doth protesteth too much
blackkatana
26th January 2007, 18:17
Bit harsh really, the girlfriend only wanted to swap recipes.:gob:
onearmedbandit
26th January 2007, 18:26
Anyone else noticed the considerable lack of damage to the back of the Ferrari yet?
Nutter34
26th January 2007, 21:10
Anyone else noticed the considerable lack of damage to the back of the Ferrari yet?


I did but maybe the garage door acted as a ramp but yes, minimal damage to the rear
avgas
26th January 2007, 21:16
Good thing he took the bike
Drum
26th January 2007, 21:17
Back on the singles market then Beemer?
Beemer
26th January 2007, 22:23
Back on the singles market then Beemer?

Nope! If you know my husband, you'll know he doesn't have a Ferrari - or a ute!
V4ME
29th January 2007, 15:28
You can trash my car, my boat and my house - but please don't touch my bike!!:dodge:
mstriumph
29th January 2007, 15:45
Nope! If you know my husband, you'll know he doesn't have a Ferrari - or a ute! ......... or a g/f either ['cept you, of course!!], one hopes!!
Beemer
29th January 2007, 16:01
......... or a g/f either ['cept you, of course!!], one hopes!!

Last time I checked he was still breathing, so that means he does NOT have a girlfriend! (Except me!)
bistard
29th January 2007, 16:07
Anyone else noticed the considerable lack of damage to the back of the Ferrari yet?

Yes,I agree,does not look right!!
Would need some sort of ramp to jump to where it is??
krash69
29th January 2007, 16:22
well see woman can do anything .....hehehehehe