Subwoofers

[The_Dover]

What is it with all these fucking black cunts and wannabe homies and fucking subwoofers?

Have they got a low frequency hearing problem?

I'm gonna give the next cunt that pisses me off with doof doof a bit of fucking doof doof.

Right in the balls.

Yo.

[pervert]

They feel that you need to hear how dope 50 Cent's bass-lines are more than they do, since woofers sound louder outside the car than in.

Subs are even more wank-value than loud exhausts.

[HRT]

Pfff, only because its unbalanced. Nice loud Dire Straits with some subs but enough up front to go with the bass is fucken awesome

[Crazy Steve]

Dover you know why God gave us Blacks/Niggers beautiful Voices...

Because he fcked up our hair!!!

Crazy Steve..

And in some cases our hearing!!!

Sori what was that? ?

DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF

[pervert]

Pfff, only because its unbalanced. Nice loud Dire Straits with some subs but enough up front to go with the bass is fucken awesome
Haha, bloody boy racers...I bet you own an old lowered Starlet, and maybe a few old lowered Corollas...:laugh:

[T.I.E]

but i have great pleasure bassing out acdc on my sub. dam sounds wicked.
the old non turbo diesel ute never sounded better.
i just need a blow off valve now.

[The_Dover]

don't get me wrong ladies, I like my music ear splittingly loud, but for fucks sake get some clarity and definition in there.

DOOF DOOF, rattle rattle, DOOF DOOF, NIGGA, POP A CUP IN YO ASS, BEEATCH, CCOOK MY EGGS, rattle rattle, DOOF DOOF

[boomer]

Dover you know why God gave us Blacks/Niggers beautiful Voices...

Because he fcked up our hair!!!

Crazy Steve..

And in some cases our hearing!!!

Sori what was that? ?

DOOF DOOF DOOF DOOF


You're the whitest black man i ever laid eyes on, well except for that albino.


shoot the fucker Dover.

[SpankMe]

All these over sized woofers that only produce distorted low quality sound is only about one thing.

Look at me, look at me, look at me.

It's just a bunch of poser bullshit.

[T.I.E]

don't get me wrong ladies, I like my music ear splittingly loud, but for fucks sake get some clarity and definition in there.

DOOF DOOF, rattle rattle, DOOF DOOF, NIGGA, POP A CUP IN YO ASS, BEEATCH, CCOOK MY EGGS, rattle rattle, DOOF DOOF

a rapper in the making. when ya releasing a song?

[pervert]

It's just a bunch of poser bullshit.


You mean like people who have loud shiney motorbikes?

[T.I.E]

but not the "N" word guys i hate it. black cunts works for me.

[McJim]

You mean like people who have loud shiney motorbikes?

Nah - not shiney - just posers with Gixxers! :rofl:

[The_Dover]

there's fuck all shiney about my heap of shit suzuki, african american, i'm gonna get my hoes and come weed yo mothafuckin section beearch, DOOF DOOF, roll me another blunt, and make it sharp homie

[boomer]

"WHITE POWER!!!"...?? :rofl: your fukin translucent....more like "SEE THROUGH POWER"!!!

[nodrog]

fo shizzle my pizzle dizzle nizzle, word.

[Switch]

I love subwoofers (sp) they make music sound sooooooo much better. But when used in excess they do get a damn sight annoying.

[Dai]

a rapper in the making. when ya releasing a song?

As soon as he does a reverse JACKSON

[McJim]

As soon as he does a reverse JACKSON

Why, what's a NOSKCAJ?

[The_Dover]

some of you fuckin retards are missing my point.

a subwoofer should be balanced to add the right amount of punch to the music, IE REPRODUCE THE FUCKING INSTRUMENTS (OR AFRICAN AMERICAN NATIVE CULTURAL TRADITIONAL MUSICIANS)

NOT SHAKE THE STICKY PROTEIN FILLED 25 YEAR OLD SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRIED CHICKEN EATING BOWELS.

[Dai]

some of you fuckin retards are missing my point.

a subwoofer should be balanced to add the right amount of punch to the music, IE REPRODUCE THE FUCKING INSTRUMENTS (OR AFRICAN AMERICAN NATIVE CULTURAL TRADITIONAL MUSICIANS)

NOT SHAKE THE STICKY PROTEIN FILLED 25 YEAR OLD SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRIED CHICKEN EATING BOWELS.

A most enlightening critique of the Afro American style of music appreciation. Dover you missed your calling you should have written for NME

[The_Dover]

A most enlightening critique of the Afro American style of music appreciation. Dover you missed your calling you should have written for NME

NME are a bunch of whiney, indie music loving, tofu eating, butt fucking, velvet wearing choc jockeys.

Kerrang would be more my thing.

Or Hippity Hop Monthly

[LXS]

yeah subs are annoying & vain but maybe are our exhausts are too?
not wanting to rain on you parade but theres prob a rant on some subwoofer site moaning bout us bikers...

[Ixion]

Woz NME ? Nigger Minstral Enterprises?

[Dai]

NME are a bunch of whiney, indie music loving, tofu eating, butt fucking, velvet wearing choc jockeys.

...

You just made my case.

You would look sweet on that GSXR in a nice velvet suit.

[Lou Girardin]

If you have a genetic predisposition to the sound of drums, it's only natural to want to get back to your roots.

[McJim]

I've only seen two black fellas since I came to New Zealand - there are loads of Brown folks that want to be black but just don't have the right amount of oppression in their background to make it stick. A bit sad (and funny) really.

I'm a Scotsman - we've been oppressed for the past 6,000 years - before the poms finally left our shores and started oppressing the rest of the world so I know what I'm talking about ;)

[Karma]

Oppressed? Don't you mean depressed?

Damn scots and their wineing...

[Finn]

I've only seen two black fellas since I came to New Zealand - there are loads of Brown folks that want to be black but just don't have the right amount of oppression in their background to make it stick. A bit sad (and funny) really.

McJim, it's just a reference to the type of person. I've never seen a white person either (well actually, you and Dover on the beach the other day was close). Black is black, I want my stereo back... so to speak.

What really makes me laugh is the amount of white niggers in NZ. You know those white boys hanging out with black people and even talking like them. What's wrong with these people?

[Clockwork]

I've only seen two black fellas since I came to New Zealand - there are loads of Brown folks that want to be black but just don't have the right amount of oppression in their background to make it stick. A bit sad (and funny) really.

I'm a Scotsman - we've been oppressed for the past 6,000 years - before the poms finally left our shores and started oppressing the rest of the world so I know what I'm talking about ;)

What are you talking about.... two thousand years ago it was the Romans oppressing those isles.... an even they ended up having to build a wall to keep the Scots in their place!!

[Mr. Peanut]

That's RACIST,

Word.

[Dai]

...
I'm a Scotsman - we've been oppressed for the past 6,000 years - before the poms finally left our shores and started oppressing the rest of the world so I know what I'm talking about ;)

Bollocks, the Scots and hence Scotland are name after the tribe refered to as the Scotti, and guess what they originated in Ireland.

The Romans built the wall to keep the Picts out of their territory.


So technically McJim you are descendant from the Irish. In particular those Irish who could swim.

[Guitana]

I've only seen two black fellas since I came to New Zealand - there are loads of Brown folks that want to be black but just don't have the right amount of oppression in their background to make it stick. A bit sad (and funny) really.

Yeah well I'm not surprised you live in Chowick!!!!
I lived in a state house and my old man used to beat the old lady and us kids after drinking binges does that qualify??????

[Karma]

So technically McJim you are descendant from the Irish. In particular those Irish who could swim.

And since we know the modern day irish are decended from leprecauns, that would explain his stature...

[Jimmy B]

some of you fuckin retards are missing my point.

a subwoofer should be balanced to add the right amount of punch to the music, IE REPRODUCE THE FUCKING INSTRUMENTS (OR AFRICAN AMERICAN NATIVE CULTURAL TRADITIONAL MUSICIANS)

NOT SHAKE THE STICKY PROTEIN FILLED 25 YEAR OLD SHIT OUT OF YOUR FRIED CHICKEN EATING BOWELS.

Spot on Dude, should kick in to extend natural bass where main drivers reach the bottom of their range, somewhere around 30 - 40htz dependant, and not replace midrange. Some of these monkeys use underpowered subs to compensate for pissy drivers and put bass where it shouldnt be, most subs are more suited to home theatre and are not "musical" which makes a bad situation worse.

The most nausiating Sub Ive ever struck was at my Bro's shop. Made by Cerwin Vega - GMAS (Great Mother of All Subs) - Sweet baby jesus that sucker is capable of inducing vertigo and nose bleeds. If any of my neighbours purchased one of those I seriously consider countermeasures.

[avgas]

Im a bit 2 faced about the whole sub thing. Im all for people having one (or mabey 2 to balance the channels) subs.
I hate people whole do shit sub installs and all you hear are the windows and window wipers rattling.
Like have a honda - all you hear are the f'ing cams.

[Karma]

I get a lot of them out my way, boom boom boom... and never NEVER try cruising down to Mission Bay on a sunny weekend, complete waste of time.

If I hear one that's too noisy and getting on my wick I'll just pull along side them and drop a gear or two to ensure they hear the tones my bike is making :D

[Jimmy B]

Bollocks, the Scots and hence Scotland are name after the tribe refered to as the Scotti, and guess what they originated in Ireland.

The Romans built the wall to keep the Picts out of their territory.


So technically McJim you are descendant from the Irish. In particular those Irish who could swim.

Not my Homies Bro, Viking Norse from Isle of Skye wayback, no Irish in us.

[SpankMe]

You mean like people who have loud shiney motorbikes?

Exactly, just like Harley riders.

[Coyote]

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The latest trend amoungst homies. Setting the idle high and dancing on top as the car is rolling. "Ghost ridin da whip"

[Whynot]

The latest trend amoungst homies. Setting the idle high and dancing on top as the car is rolling. "Ghost ridin da whip"

heh that reminds me of this one ... :)
why not to "ghost ride" in the hood.
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[Guitana]

According to tests run by the CIA loud low range Bassy music played continuously in an enclosed environment can lead to Homicidal tendencies this may explain the jump in gang violence in the some areas!!!!
Or they could just be a bunch of fucked up dumb drugged out Jandle lipped jungle bunnies that enjoy bashing the fuck out of joe public because they are staunch bro!!!!
We should build more prisons and employ ex SAS members to torture them for prolonged periods of time while playing classical music and forcing them to engage in civilised conversations about politics, using the Queens english.
Sounds a bit like UNI!!!!!!

[Beemer]

DOOF DOOF, rattle rattle, DOOF DOOF, NIGGA, POP A CUP IN YO ASS, BEEATCH, CCOOK MY EGGS, rattle rattle, DOOF DOOF

Not that it's an expression I'd ever use myself, but I think the correct word is cap...

[Motoracer]

Good mate of mine is the owner of E audio. Small car audio company who do pretty good quality stuff.

He holds various southern hemesphear sound off comp titles.

It's mean passing through Queen st making bill bords and all sorts of things throb, in the surrounding area. It's way too loud for healthy well being of human ears inside the car so all of us were wearing helecopoter pilot style'd air muffs. Man... all the organs inside vibrating like crazy when it's really pumping is like getting a full body, inside out massage. Though it will make you sick if you do it for too long! :D

[Karma]

Didn't The Rock have a jeep that was soooo loud at full volume it would literally pop your eardrums and leave you deaf.

[boomer]

Not that it's an expression I'd ever use myself, but I think the correct word is cap...


i do believe he's trying to pull a funny; move along.. nothing for you to see here :slap:

I Don't care who you use, as long as they're not complete fukin monkies!!

[Swoop]

Damn. I read all the way through this thread expecting it to be about WINJA's dog.....

[Beemer]

i do believe he's trying to pull a funny; move along.. nothing for you to see here :slap:

How come you figured that out then?

[Teflon]

No problem here.. i just point my six floorstanding speakers in their direction.. put some Wumpscut in the player, turn the fucker up.. makes their pissy ass stereo sound like a little transistor radio.

I hate cunts with cheap boomy subs.. nearly as bad as owning a Bose system.

[iwilde]

The disadvantage of living in an area where the drugs are cheap and the hoe's are cheaper!

[LilSel]

I love having subs and a good stereo system in my car... have midrange n tweeters n stuff... sub etc are amped (4ch)... so it doesnt sound like shit or anything.... I do agree however that some you hear do sound like shit... but not ALL.... :rockon:

[The_Dover]

I love having subs and a good stereo system in my car... have midrange n tweeters n stuff... sub etc are amped (4ch)... so it doesnt sound like shit or anything.... I do agree however that some you hear do sound like shit... but not ALL.... :rockon:

Do you have a good tan?

[LilSel]

Do you have a good tan?

no... you need sunglasses when I wear shorts due to the glare

[The Pastor]

WOOP WOOP THATS da SOUND OF DA POLICE!

[The_Dover]

WOOP WOOP THATS da SOUND OF DA POLICE!

I thought that was de do do do de da da da??

[MisterD]

I'm a Scotsman - we've been oppressed for the past 6,000 years - before the poms finally left our shores and started oppressing the rest of the world so I know what I'm talking about ;)

Come on McJim, get your history right. We oppressed you for 6000 years, then we sent you off dressed in red coats to get shot all over the world...what was it Billy Connolly said about the fear engendered by 6' tall blokes with bears on their heads strangling octopusses (sic I think)?

***edit***
That banging noise is cause by speakers? I thought it was a rival drug dealer in the boot trying to get out..

[ManDownUnder]

I went for ride in a car (couple of years ago) - dude was very proud of his... $15,000(?!) steario...

The bass filled the car, induced fucken chronic harmonics in every body panel, window and passerby... and all you could hear was a horribly clipped bass line

"DVVVVVT DVVVVVVVVVT" (then deeper) "DVVVVVVT DVVVVVT"

I was impressed - can you tell? I'd love to own the stereo shop he frequented though...

[The_Dover]

I went for ride in a car (couple of years ago) - dude was very proud of his... $15,000(?!) steario...

The bass filled the car, induced fucken chronic harmonics in every body panel, window and passerby... and all you could hear was a horribly clipped bass line

"DVVVVVT DVVVVVVVVVT" (then deeper) "DVVVVVVT DVVVVVT"

I was impressed - can you tell? I'd love to own the stereo shop he frequented though...

Did you hot box it?

[ManDownUnder]

Did you hot box it?

After a quick trip to my friend (http://www.kiwibiker.co.nz/forums/www.urbandictionary.com)... no

[The Pastor]

I once had 3 subwoofers in my car. I also was a homosexual. ( I have now had an operation so im not a homosexual no more)

[LilSel]

I once had 3 subwoofers in my car. I also was a homosexual. ( I have now had an operation so im not a homosexual no more)

Your subwoofers made you gay??....

Oh.... well... that explains everything.... maybe I should get rid of my sub... :dodge: