Aah, Home Sweet Home...

[The_Dover]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/6313537.stm

And they've got proper fucking broadband there too.

[Ixion]

And they've got proper fucking broadband there too.

They have a special broadband channel just for porn? Now THAT'S what I call civilised.

[The_Dover]

It's called The Rape and Pillage Channel.

[R6_kid]

lol, firestarter...

fuck that actually looks pretty cool. would be awesome to see it first hand, bet there is a guy that spends his whole year building the viking long ship so they can burn it when he's all done.

p.s. you know you got your mug in the latest NZ Motorcycle Trader and News?

[The_Dover]

lol, firestarter...

p.s. you know you got your mug in the latest NZ Motorcycle Trader and News?

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watchu talkin bout willis?

and where's my motherfuckin movie cheque??

[Finn]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/in_pictures/6313537.stm

And they've got proper fucking broadband there too.

Is that why you were burning a cross on your front lawn?

[The_Dover]

that wasn't a cross you dick.

something shorted on the suzuki and teh fucker went up in flames.

[boomer]

That quite funny and apt; I looked up about joining teh fire service today and it says you can get in with criminal records ..maybe.. BUT.. BUT if you've been done for arson.. forget it!

So i read on.. and it tells you how much these fire service type people earn a week.. $700. Who the fuck would want to join the fire service for that pay unless they liked fires.. i ask ya??!! catch 22??

[The_Dover]

So i read on.. and it tells you how much these fire service type people earn a week.. $700. Who the fuck would want to join the fire service for that pay unless they liked fires.. i ask ya??!! catch 22??

where do I sign up?

[Finn]

where do I sign up?

You've got enough fires to put out at work.

[boomer]

Yep, gumboots get paid the worst by far of all the services. But I suppose they do get to sleep on their night shifts:zzzz:

Did you get me that form matey??

[MisterD]

Yep, gumboots get paid the worst by far of all the services. But I suppose they do get to sleep on their night shifts:zzzz:

$700 a week in addition to the tax-fiddled earnings from their painting and decorating business...

[Lias]

Going to an Up Helly Aa in the shetlands is one of the things I want to do in my life.

I'm of scottish/viking descent, and my best mate & his family are of shetland descent. Dunno about your way dover but theres a decent sized shetland society in wellington, or at least was when I lived there.

[The_Dover]

I came here to escape the incest.

Picked the wrong cuntry really didn't I unkle bully?

[Fatjim]

There's no such thing as Shetland descent. You've already descended as far as you can go by then