DMNTD down (3 February)

[Colapop]

As the title suggests, DMNTD went down in a slowish speed bin (65kmh) @ 7:30am this morning - about 3 corners from home! He's not too clear on the details but he knows he locked the back - "I just got new brakes put in and that must have been it" *Tui*"
He was in Tauanga hospital when I spoke to him (Unit is with him) - AC jont dislocation, bung knee, & a hole in his leg. No Broken bones - coz he's got milk (apparently). He says he'll be out before anyone can get there so if you see him on the Thursday night ride - he'll be riding the street magic. He also reckons he doesn't want a fuss made (but we all know he loves the attention)

In his words "It's just a bike - I'm alright. And more scars will make the boys love me more!"

ZX10 stunt bike is all go! From his position under the barrier he said he couldn't see any fluids leaking but that's all he could see... The barrier didn't fare so well it's been DMNTD DENTED. Competitive bastard - just had to better my accident!

[gijoe1313]

:gob: Crikey! What is up with you chaps at the moment? Always trying to go one up on each other :no: Glad to hear DMNTD is "relatively" okay ... I bet the first thing he said was "How's my bike?" :lol:

Thanks for the update Colapop, dizzam - seems everyone wants to streetfighter their bikes lately :eek5:

[crashe]

Glad to hear he is ok.........

Hope the poor bike will be ok.........



DMNTD: Rest up and heal up fast.
:scooter: :scooter: :scooter:

[yungatart]

Take care of yourself DMNTD! Rest up.I can lend you my crutches, if you need them, cos I don't anymore!

[Deviant Esq]

How'd the bin happen... I mean, what pulled out in front of him that made him lock up the rear brake?? :dodge:

Sorry to hear about the crash, hope there isn't too much damage to DMNTD or his bike. Take care of yourself mate.

[terbang]

Phaark its been a week of them... Heal well man.

[onearmedbandit]

Damn, good to hear he's mostly okay.

[Switch]

Crickey. Good to hear hes relitively (sp) ok. Rest up and get better DMNTD

[tide]

Hi

All the best while you heal and hope the bike is not to broken...

[apteryx_haasti]

Shit, I was worried there for a minute - thought he'd been squished in a Col-hug...but it was "just" a low speed off.

Get well soon, DMNTD - you'll heal even faster if you don't get a hug from Colapop!

[Crisis management]

Get well soon DMNTD, thank god it wasn't the Aprillia, Duc Girl might have finished you off!:dodge:

[V4ME]

Yeah -get well quick DMNTD - See you next Thursday

:Punk:

[one-speed]

big bugger DMNTD glad you ok
catch ya soon

[Matt Bleck]

That sucks arse!

[skelstar]

Thats a bit shit DMNTD...hope you get out there soon.

[Dafe]

Sorry to hear DMNTD.......

Hope you get better soon.

It's those slower crashes that hurt the most. Coz you don't get to scrub off any speed before hitting the immovable curb.

I'd take my 100kph manfield highside over the 40kph Grays Rd crash anyday.

Get better soon dude!

[pixc]

ouchies DMNTD, heal soon

Dafe...that avatar still freaks me out

[Smokin]

Damn mate, Thats no good at all. Hope you didn't bang yourself around too badly so you and your bike heal fast.

[MSTRS]

Found a personal limit, then, young man? Glad to hear it wasn't real bad...

[The Pastor]

That sucks, he had a nice bike :(

[ArcherWC]

Hey sorry to hear dude, at least it wasnt the Aprilia

Get well quick :rockon:

[scracha]

Has he got a stookie? Can I bring my crayons and marker pens on Thursday :sunny:

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Well i guess there will be no BITTY NOW then unit o second thought there will be. Hell up quick mate. Would you like us to take your place in taupo.:love:

[Sensei]

With ArcherWC about the Aprilia . They make plenty of those Jap bikes LOL . Quick recover dude .

[beyond]

BUGGA!!!!! :(

Sorry to hear it mate. Hope you heal quick and the bikes not to bad.

[SwanTiger]

Chris you're an old man, no more denial, it's time to upgrade to the Goldwing.

[0arbreaka]

heal up quik so u can show off your new street cred...

[WickedOne]

At least you're okay brother, see you tomorow.

[MyGSXF]

:gob: bugger dude.. hope you heal soon! :Punk:

ps: & yeah.. there IS a place called Kumara!!! :yes: blink & ya miss it though.. :shutup:

[cowboyz]

Bugger. Get well soon dude. Then get your butt down here on some real roads that dont throw you off.

[Grahameeboy]

Geeze...last person I expected to bin it........Tauranga must be soft on ya Chris..get well soon buddy and hope your spondi is okay.......guess it is a good excuse to ride the Aprillia eh.......

[Trudes]

Heal up fast DMNTD!!! :sunny:

[klingon]

It's the old story: The corners closest to home are the ones that jump out and bite ya! Glad to hear you were only going 65kph and not 650kph. Heal up soon and heal up well.:yes:

[Kittyhawk]

Message from Brolly Dolly and myself......get well soon mate.

:Punk:

[RC1]

: ... I bet the first thing he said was "How's my bike?" :lol:

thats usually the first thing i say after a bin LOL :yes:

[DMNTD]

cheers y"all...sore but sweet as here. nice hole to the bone on the leg,bung shoulder and a tweaked knee. as far as im concerned ive got off light re injuries...was pretty concerned re my already toasted spine as i was sliding down the rd at 60 odd kms but after denting the armco with my shoulder my mind wandered elsewhere,strange that eh? :yes:
bike still runs so there may be a street fighter project coming...thank fark for oggy knobs. it's only a bike....all good.
lol re aprilia statements too! cheeky yet true
odd accident,appears to have been some crap on the rd leading up to the corner according to a kb"er riding behind me, i locked the rear despite breaking normally. people that have ridden with me know that im not a complete learner re riding so please spare the lectures :yes:
pic's and a complete run down when i can move proper-like

shit happens when you least expect it. got to have the sour to appreciate the sweet eh!

huge thanks to all that have and are helping me out...you know who you are!


lol...this post took 20mins! lol

[McJim]

er.....get well soon....I'm still limping from a slow speed bin in July...and I still can't use my left hand properly from a bin on New Years' day. Mind you I'm a shit rider so I'm supposed to have slow speed bins.:dodge:

All the best.

[Blondini]

Fark ...Glad you are going to be ok.See ya soon:yes: :Punk:

[elle-f]

I am glad you are ok and able to type even if it is a bit slow!

[T.I.E]

best wished to a speedy fix are on their way to ya.
but dam 60kph, at least you remember it. so what was it a left hand bend too?
or are you taking bids on the right?

[Crazy Steve]

Which　ones DMNTD??

Is it the Chickie that Rides the Aprilla..Or the dude that rides the ZX10??

Crazy Steve..

Get well soon which ever one you are DMNTD..

[cowboyz]

that will learn ya for being up at 730am on a saturday morning.

[jtzzr]

One more "NUTTER" off the road. And that`s a cryin shame. Heal fast mate, Best Wishes.

[BarBender]

Was a lonely ride to Taupo this morning mate...No one in front of me to let me know what corners were coming up next.

You were missed out on the track today.
Gad to hear you are 'OK'.

Please disregard the "Where the fark are you slackass" txt I sent to you this morning....:D

[Insanity_rules]

Get well soon fella. Jeez theres a few offs lately.

[Macktheknife]

Jeez mate! you just have to get noticed huh? So now this must be called DMNTD corner???
Heal well and fast mate,
Mack

[boomer]

He's borrowed Dovers book, '101 exscuses to why i can't ride the track'...
Dover seems to like that particular exscuse too and it's becoming a bit thin mate... ;)

Heal fast me old, hope you're not in too much pain. Be grateful you don't have to worry about ya good looks :shutup:


heal up bro!

[Qkkid]

So now this must be called DMNTD corner???
Mack

Hey kitchen bitch:shutup: Ya gotta a corner named after ya toooo :rockon:
Bloody corners :love:
Welcome to the kiwibiker club :shit:
Glad ya alright Chris :yes:

[Waylander]

Wasn't Pyes Pa road by chance was it? Know a certain other Tauranga KBer that lost it on a corner not far from home.

Gonna be an interesting pub night this week.

Get better soon mate, else a couple of gixxer riders will start thinking you one of them.:dodge::innocent:

[Chickadee]

Hope ya better soon D'myster. Not nice when it happens - hope your back on ya bike soon.
Chickadee

[Big Dog]

Hope you heal well, guess that is the modern biker, you no longer need to be well heeled you also need to be well healed.....

[Steve_R6R]

Sorry to hear about that, is that the first time you have been down on that bike? :shit: Hope you heal fast.
Make it naked (that'll teach it!)

[LilSel]

bugger...

omg.... yha know.. the weirdest thing happended to me last weeeek when i was in australias.... I had a dream aobut DMNTD/Chris... and even tho ive never kmet him before... only seen on furom etc... I had a dream n he was in it (not in a sick way) i think cuz i seen his pic etdc on here.... and like... weird...i was gonna pm n say so.... now i read this.... far out.... thatws pretty messed up if i may say so myself.... I was gonna send a PM.. but i thought thatd justg be weird... crasy crazy.,..... hmmm..... *shrug*I.... freaky stuff...

anyways....

heal up soon matey xxxxx *hugs*...

wheres my drink gone??... *still thinks thatws crazy as... dream bout soimeone i have never met before...fark knows...)

[Unit]

Gonna be an interesting pub night this week.

Get better soon mate, else a couple of gixxer riders will start thinking you one of them.:dodge::innocent:
Settle down son, it's a tough ZX10, it didnt come with an aftermarket 'catch the bits box'. The bike (and Chris) has come off pretty good considering, still runs, all the really expensive bits still in tact (headlights, indicators, etc). Looks like the bike decided to have a bit of a freak all on its own, doesnt appear to be rider error, its all kinda a weird one


Hey kitchen bitch:shutup: Ya gotta a corner named after ya toooo :rockon:
Bloody corners :love:
Welcome to the kiwibiker club :shit:
Glad ya alright Chris :yes:
Yea we've got DMNTD'd Dent in the armco now, with shoulder force like that maybe he should be in the All Blacks scrum or something


best wished to a speedy fix are on their way to ya.
but dam 60kph, at least you remember it. so what was it a left hand bend too?
or are you taking bids on the right?
Yea you guys both go to the left to the left, but the bike ended up highsiding thank goodness for crash bungs really saved a lot of damage.


Geeze...last person I expected to bin it........Tauranga must be soft on ya Chris..get well soon buddy and hope your spondi is okay.......guess it is a good excuse to ride the Aprillia eh.......
There's a spare Suzuki in the garage, step away from the Aprilia


At least you're okay brother, see you tomorow.
Now your on the afternoon shift, bring your nurses uniform, ya know he loves you to play dress up.:doctor:


Hey sorry to hear dude, at least it wasnt the Aprilia

Get well quick :rockon:
Its all right everyone, the Apri is OK, it is looking sideways at its garage buddy now though, blushing at its nakedness


Get well soon DMNTD, thank god it wasn't the Aprillia, Duc Girl might have finished you off!:dodge:
You bet ya.

Just got up to check on the patient. He's much more comfortable this morning the shoulders a bit gritty though and will be sore for a while. Pretty impressive gash on the right leg no damage to the leathers though. Quasi back brace definately did its job Im told, no doubt, which was a hugh relief.
Thanks to everyone who came to the rescue, all the support has been incredible. Its going to be a quiet February for us now but happy both bike and master will be back out there again. Gotta say excellent gear and experience prevented a lot more bollix that could have been.

[avgas]

i hear a fighter project comming along....

[DMNTD]

i hear a fighter project comming along....
mmmmmmm....looking that way man.
Strangely not that fussed re state of my bike atm. Street Fighter sounds the go.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

mmmmmmm....looking that way man.
Strangely not that fussed re state of my bike atm. Street Fighter sounds the go.

How did lickypop come to put this thread up he's in bloody Wellington.

[yungatart]

How did lickypop come to put this thread up he's in bloody Wellington.

Polarcock posted up about my bin too! ( I was in the middle of nowhere out the back of beyond) Tis weird! I think its a conspiracy!

[Colapop]

You're next Mrs BP. I don't usually tell peeps beforehand but I'll make an exception for an exceptionally <strike>short</strike> unique package..

[T.I.E]

paddlepop must have heard through the grapevine.

[u4ea]

aww bugger DMTD..!!
That ac being dislocated will be a pain in ya day ...heal up soon matey..:yes: :scooter: :scooter: :scooter: :scooter:

[Scorpygirl]

Bugger DMNTD!!! Hope you heal up really quick. Take care matey and let Unit do all the running after you. :yes: :sunny:

[nodrog]

you bloody knob!

[Colapop]

Thought they were Oggy knobs?

[Smorg]

mmmm knobs

[Brett]

Crap mate, hope you are well! Rest up, hopefully see you out on the 10 again soon!

Brett

[Back Fire]

hah... get a GSXR! and crash like you mean it! none of thise half arse ninja efforts...

[0arbreaka]

when can we expect the pics??

[DMNTD]

when can we expect the pics??

Pix will be posted today you sadist!

promise to be dressed this time...:sick:

[Leong]

Bugger!! Glad to hear you're relatively OK...

[DMNTD]

when can we expect the pics??

not very good but obviously I'm not able to move it out atm
Mainly just top/front fairing that needs sorting

[kiwifruit]

:cry: :cry::cry::cry::cry:

heal fast Chris

[saul]

not very good but obviously I'm not able to move it out atm
Mainly just top/front fairing that needs sorting

Wish I had had my camera with me mate, I could have got some really interesting pics that is for sure:yes: :dodge:

Shalom

[Colapop]

Good to see you did more damage to yourself!! Just replace that top bit and give a lick of bleck paint and yer good to go...

[Smokin]

Damn dude, you must be gutted, Hope the insurance looks after you.

[Postie]

not very good but obviously I'm not able to move it out atm
Mainly just top/front fairing that needs sorting

It doesn't look too bad but theres probably a few things that the pictures don't show.

I'm glad your mostly ok, and as you said, its only a bike... pfft, you probably ready for a new one anyway, that one must be close to a year old by now.

[DemonWolf]

Sorry to hear about the small off.. Just let your body do the healin and get back out there when its ready. yeah and where's the pic's of the battle-wounds?

[Bleck K6]

oooh oooh, ouch, Shit sounds like you will be off work for a while.

[Toaster]

Did he get the hole in the leg when using riding gear? Poor beggar! Sorry to hear of the off.

[The_Dover]

oooh oooh, ouch, Shit sounds like you will be off work for a while.

ACC bro!!!

[RiderInBlack]

Dam Ya lucky I'm not still a RN in the Tuaranga Orthopaedic ward. My hairy body in a nursing uniform is just one thing ya don't need ta see, LOL.

Heal Well Chris.

[Kittyhawk]

Hope the bike makes a good recovery.... Dont like knowing either of you are damaged!!!

There's always mini motos as an option....One can of black spraypaint and ya sweet whole bike painted, or maybe you could get Brolly Dolly to paint it a lovely pink shade for ya!! :innocent:

Perhaps he could assist with the ZX10?? *imagines that in a hot pink shade*

[Mrs Busa Pete]

oooh oooh, ouch, Shit sounds like you will be off work for a while.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :killingme :killingme :killingme :killingme

[DMNTD]

... where's the pic's of the battle-wounds?

Pretty mild looking apart from the my leg and that's well stitched up....sorry!

Warning....walking into a door whilst you have a rooted shoulder is NOT recommended!!! :shutup:

Pic of 80% of wound :love:

[Macktheknife]

Pretty mild looking apart from the my leg and that's well stitched up....sorry!

Warning....walking into a door whilst you have a rooted shoulder is NOT recommended!!! :shutup:


No really!!!
Not a bad stitch up job there mate, so you won't be riding for a while then huh? Take it easy big fella, catch up with you guys soonish.

[Mrs Busa Pete]

Pretty mild looking apart from the my leg and that's well stitched up....sorry!

Warning....walking into a door whilst you have a rooted shoulder is NOT recommended!!! :shutup:

Pic of 80% of wound :love:

Pretty sexy leg there mate but i don't know about the pink bits:sick:

[Zapf]

ouch... sorry to hear. Get well soon ok.

its always when u lease expect it.

[Grub]

Pic of 80% of wound :love:

Ewwww ... don't you wax your legs ????

[Kornholio]

Pretty mild looking apart from the my leg and that's well stitched up....sorry!

Warning....walking into a door whilst you have a rooted shoulder is NOT recommended!!! :shutup:

Pic of 80% of wound :love:

I heard your penis broked off too au :sick:

[saul]

Pretty mild looking apart from the my leg and that's well stitched up....sorry!

Warning....walking into a door whilst you have a rooted shoulder is NOT recommended!!! :shutup:

Pic of 80% of wound :love:

Ummm pretty sure you are supposed to keep wounds like that covered for a while because of the risk of, errrrrrrrrrrrr infection:dodge: :yes: :innocent:

[Maha]

Now where was i ??...Ah yes, Nurse Unit :doctor: , did the themometer fit ok? cos i can get my hand on a larger one if needed...:blip: and also i think the idea of fitting a sidecar to the Aprilia is a rather spiffing and kind thought, the only downside being....hard cornering left handers will be a thing of the past, right handers still ok, give Chris a thrill every now and then....:scooter: . He may however (and this is just my 10c worth) need a white open face lid with goggles...ya know? to complete the ensemble...:Punk:

[oldguy]

Mate sorry to hear, glad your sort of OK, just sit back and try and relax, I know that will be hard for yah, but as we get OLDER the body takes alot longer to heal lol.
Anyways just take it easy and you will be back on a bike in know time.

Cheers John

[Mom]

ACC bro!!!

Think it is too late for that one...........can you get 80% of 80%????

sorry DMNTD lol

Seriously tho Sonny boy! you cut that shit out!........ouch that looks nasty, if Nurse Unit does not perform to task, please feel free to come up here for "Us" to care for you :love: :love:

[Colapop]

It looks kinda like a hairy filled roll! Where's the lettuce?

[Mom]

It looks kida like a hairy filled roll! Where's the lettuce?

Its a leg love..........try drawing a red strip on yours with a few black bows..........actually no dont!

[Colapop]

Where's me vivid? Muahahahaha!

[T.I.E]

dam i would have stiched ya up for free, oh dam it was free anyway.
i can bring a bleek spray can down, and we can do a quick fix up on that bike :yes: :dodge:

[DMNTD]

i can bring a bleek spray can down, and we can do a quick fix up on that bike :yes: :dodge:

Sweet man....was the plan anyway mate.
Ever seen a matt black '06 ZX10?:sunny:

[T.I.E]

Sweet man....was the plan anyway mate.
Ever seen a matt black '06 ZX10?:sunny:

gonna have a party just need to bring a can.

ya can bring any color ya like as long as its matt black.

[Unit]

Bugger DMNTD!!! Hope you heal up really quick. Take care matey and let Unit do all the running after you.
We have shift nurses on, Wickedone, he's calling you:doctor:


you bloody knob!
hang on, I'll check:shutup:


It doesn't look too bad but theres probably a few things that the pictures don't show.

I'm glad your mostly ok, and as you said, its only a bike... pfft, you probably ready for a new one anyway, that one must be close to a year old by now.
Yea, its ancient, it's over 6 months old, but never to fear, the majic is metomorpising into ZX10 parts


oooh oooh, ouch, Shit sounds like you will be off work for a while.
Appearently he cant be fired:spanking:


Dam Ya lucky I'm not still a RN in the Tuaranga Orthopaedic ward. My hairy body in a nursing uniform is just one thing ya don't need ta see, LOL.

Heal Well Chris.
Show us ya nipple rings, ya know he wants ya nursing:Oops:


Pretty mild looking apart from the my leg and that's well stitched up....sorry!

Warning....walking into a door whilst you have a rooted shoulder is NOT recommended!!! :shutup:

Pic of 80% of wound :love:
Warning, this thread could contain disturbing images:blip:


I heard your penis broked off too au :sick:
Hang on I'll check:innocent:


Think it is too late for that one...........can you get 80% of 80%????

Carry the one

[0arbreaka]

look after the wounds mate, infections can get really nasty and septicemia can be fatal... mind you its really satisfying squeezing puss out of an infected wound:puke:

[placidfemme]

Tubby bastard, look what you did!

Glad to hear your all good... thanks for the text and the advice over the weekend... hehe go stunt bike!

See ya next weekend!

[Fat Tony]

Ouch, heal quick fella