WarlockNZ
3rd February 2007, 15:31
A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."
She says, "It's that time of the month, you know, the wrong time. But if you don't mind, I don't mind." So they go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was just eating a jam sandwich."
The postman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth... I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."
She says, "It's that time of the month, you know, the wrong time. But if you don't mind, I don't mind." So they go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was just eating a jam sandwich."
The postman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth... I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."